Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1101 - Chris & Mark Bell
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1101 - Chris & Mark Bell' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-04-10. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1101 - Chris & Mark Bell

three two one that a gun that's a real gun gentlemen we're live yeah how are
you fuckers
doing great man it's great to be on the show again great to have you guys here
um you know
i was watching your instagram the other day and i was looking at you with fake
hips doing crazy
heavy deadlifts man that's amazing i am starting to deadlift a little bit more
because i've been
doing this carnivore diet and i feel great and there's no reason not to right
so um i just figured
uh if i can do it and it doesn't hurt then uh why not so uh i was going up to
about 400 pounds
but i think i can still i think i can even get stronger now so what i'm so
happy about is this is
something squatting and deadlifting it's something that was part of my life all
growing up i was a
power lifter all growing up he's the one who got me into the and it got taken
away from me and i was
really sad and disappointed became a drug addict and an alcoholic because of it
and now i can lift
again so i feel good that is is that unusual for someone who's got artificial
hips to be able to do
something like that um do you know do you how many people you know that have
artificial hips well i do
know that ed cohen who's the greatest power lifter of all time he has two fake
hips now right yeah i think
so i think he still squats 600 jesus yeah he can still listen yeah eddie cohen
check him out he's a
beast fake hips squatting 600 pounds they say that is like one of the most
effective replacement surgeries
that they do is replacing people i think it's a great it's been a big deal i
think it's a great surgery
before i got it done i mean i couldn't even get up out of a chair i was i'd be
stuck you know i would stick
places and um before i got it done i couldn't really move at all and then after
i got it done
they had botched one side so one side went perfect the other side for two years
was all screwed up and
the doctors didn't know it what was screwed up about it um the the cup there's
a cup and then there's the
ball that goes into the cup the cup came loose and and it would it would shift
around now they think the
cup comes loose because when you do both hips at the same time they hammer one
hip into one side
and then you're completely like a dead body almost and they flip you over it's
really violent actually
when they flip you over they think that's when the hip might that that socket
may come out so um they're
starting to to question doing them both on the same day now yeah i've heard
people getting one done then
a couple months later i would recommend getting one done because then when i
got my other one when i got the
one that was messed up redone and i had one good leg and one you know one leg
to recover on it was so
much easier i didn't have to have the special toilet and all the other stupid
crutches instead of being
a wheelchair probably right if you only had one i actually i actually wasn't
even on crutches i came
home from the hospital and that day that i came home from the hospital i was i
was walking i even climbed
a ladder and our mom yelled at us yelled at me because i climbed the ladder and
she's like what are you
doing you just got a hip surgery you know i gotta change this light bulb now i
would think that one
good benefit about weight lifting would be increasing bone density and that you
would want that if you
have uh artificial hips especially because you get that bar that goes down deep
into the bone we just
got a dexa scan done we got weird going on we got really weird going on we had
a dexa scan done and
dr jacob wilson told us that our bone was it bone mineral density density yeah
it was mine mine was
like off the charts but his was way off the charts yeah and then we also got a
muscle biopsy done by
uh dr andy galpin and he's just like dude i love that guy he's like i don't
know what's going on with
your with my muscle and his muscle he's like but we need to talk about this
more and so it's called steroids
yeah i know yeah well exactly so he said he wanted to uh interview me more and
talk to me more about
like what i've taken over the years and all those different things it works
yeah it works
why people do it i just think i heard you talking the other day about throwing
a roundhouse kick and
he said it's a second nature to you and i think for us we've been lifting for
so long sure a lot of this
stuff even when i was a drug addict and alcoholic the entire time i still
trained every day i wasn't
doing as good of a job but i still would make it to the gym every day it's ingrained
in us right
it's something that we've been doing forever so i think your body's just
designed for it it's
essentially designed for well not designed but you've sort of designed it i
think it's something
that found us you know like we did kind of stumble upon it but i think it's
something that found us
and it's uh you know i was strong right out of the gate he was strong right out
of the gate i mean i
remember uh my friends benching in the garage and they were benching the bar
maybe a 10 on each side
and i was you know doing a plate doing 185 12 years old you know he was an
animal when he was
yeah there was just something there there was some sort of strength my mom our
mom benched uh 135.
yeah your mom can bench 135. like right off you know like without ever lifting
i want to say
i think she benched 185. she might have in the same day that's what joey diaz
would say immigrant
mentality where's your mother from yeah where's she from she's uh polish right
there you go yeah i
just got some of my hard people i'm just white yeah we're we're like a mutt mix
did you get 23 and me
done we he did it i got one of those things done and i yeah i'm like irish and
i'm like only four
percent italian i thought we were more but it makes no sense our grandmother
was directly from
sicily so i don't i don't understand how that yeah we don't know what's going
on yeah well even if she's
from sicily who knows like how what happened when she was over there yeah where
she came from yeah
yeah i know i need to get mine done i've been wanting to get it done for a
while it's pretty
cool some of them can tell you like allergies they get mad yeah you know you
know people get mad the
people are not really native american they get really mad i think i thought i
was spiritual well
people are like i could drink so much because i'm irish and then they find out
they're not yeah you're
just a drug yeah like that it happens all the time people get really upset
because they're not what
they've been rooting for their whole lives like yeah people take great pride in
that for some reason
that's weird so dumb yeah where you're from who cares i'm american control over
that yeah i i wish i was
something stupid but there is i mean it's not like one right yeah polish is a
silly one but there's in my
mind they're hard people oh yeah i've known a lot of polish people and like
they're tough people
like joanian jay check that's a perfect example i was going to say aren't some
of the fighters
polish sure karolina kewalkiewicz that's that bitch is a beast no no disrespect
that woman i should say
yeah those those ladies are tough like uh when i was a kid watching pro
wrestling ivan putzki yeah
polish power man how jacked was he now he works at a strip club in vegas does
he really yeah polish
power i would like to go to that strip club just to shake that guy's hand i don't
know if he still
works there but i know that um a bunch of the wrestlers worked at cheetahs i
know the godfather
the wrestler the godfather he still manages cheetahs in vegas and i think some
of the
wrestlers work there in real life he's a real pimp dude i was watching um uh
some clips from last
night from wrestlemania and ronda rousey was with kurt angle and i was looking
at kurt angle's body i was
like wow that guy's gone through some damage he's a machine yeah beast yeah he's
been through it all
damage lots of neck surgeries well you could see it in his arms the neck
surgeries you see in guy's arms
because their arms atrophy yeah he's atrophied a lot because his neck looks
like a goddamn tree trunk
he's just got this neck that starts above his ears right his arms are not
nearly as big as they used
to be their nerve eggs nerve damage right exactly yeah i had pat miletic in
here a couple weeks ago
you know former ufc champion pat yeah he's got one arm that's smaller than the
other one boss rootin
will be here tomorrow he's got the same issue savage necks neck issues for what
you know and i had a
bulging disc in my neck and i was getting weird uh numbness in my hands and
then nerve pain in my elbow
elbow the ulnar nerve it goes on there and when you ignore that and then keep
training and keep
getting your neck yanked on then the disc starts to decay and then the pressing
against the the the
nerves and the um the the spinal column it gets worse and then it starts atrophying
and cutting off the
the nerves to your arms and you get to the point where your your just shrinks
and it doesn't come back
a lot of that stuff happens in your sleep too like something gets aggravated
from training but you sleep
weird you sleep with your neck all twisted you know that happened to brian shaw
but brian shaw is 415
pounds but he said he wish he had a good story for why his arm was atrophying
but it was uh and
he lost his grip strength 100 he's the world's world's strongest man yeah four
times he lost his grip
strength and it was uh mainly all through sleep got a sleep apnea study done
and then he got a c-pap
the c-pap to help actually cure everything he tried to do any and everything he
was doing all kinds of
different things to get his hand strength back and it turned out it's mainly
his sleep he's too big to
sleep on his side whoa that's crazy so how does he have to sleep face forward i
think he has to sleep
on his back he should get one of the massage tables just sleep with his hole
his face in the hole i want
to do that you fall asleep on those things all the time it's a good way to keep
from snoring because the
thing with me i have a fat tongue and if i lie down on my back my tongue i have
sleep apnea too but i wear a
mouthpiece i don't you hear about some of these people taping their mouth shut
yeah you could do
that there's people that wear a chin strap and you breathe through your nose
and it'll help yeah
because if you breathe through your mouth and your tongue falls back and it
covers you're not recovering
properly you're not breathing properly right yeah i would wake up with
headaches i'll just wake up tired
and with headaches and then um i went this guy dr caropian he's in encino and
he has this mouthpiece
that is essentially it's a mouthpiece with like a tongue and it presses down
like a tongue depressor
presses down on your tongue and it keeps your tongue from falling backward it
was a fucking game
changer for me oh shit just one day just changed yeah i tried to cpap for one
night i'm like get this
fucking robot machine out of my face yeah mark didn't like it he got scared
yeah i yeah i'm
claustrophobic so it scared the out of me really yeah i hated that on my face
and i tried the on the nose one i tried the mouth when i couldn't do either one
of them
mouthpiece i had sleep apnea really really bad and um it's cleared up a lot by
just losing weight i think
that's a big thing yeah that's a factor that's a factor for a lot of people the
fat and their neck
and everything just sort of i mean i was yeah we got so big substantially fatter
so i mean i could see
why yeah it's the thing with weightlifters you know interesting thing you get
so big that you can't
sleep what do you spill some on your shirt you spilled some coffee there that's
the worst
keep it from getting uh stained yeah so um tell me about this carnivore diet
sure because i had sean
baker in here and he talked to me about it but he doesn't have any science you
know there's no like
he doesn't have any like real tests or any long-term studies or anything like