Name: Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - April 28, 2018
Uploaded: 2018-04-29T05:51:42.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - April 28, 2018' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-04-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - April 28, 2018' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-04-29. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - April 28, 2018

boom boom boom boom boom boom 15 dollars three two
boom and we're live ladies and gentlemen live moro ranallo and big john mccarthy
uh eddie bravo
rocking the old school elio gracie shirt i love that shirt respect deep respect
brendan
mother shop oh and i got a sugar sean o'malley shirt i might strip down later
and put this
is that the best shirt reebok's ever made might be one of the dopest shirts it's
pretty great
that's pretty great reebok reebok's getting better man i'll give it to him i'm
wearing a pair of reeboks
right oh no i thought i was not i thought i was for a second i had them on
earlier today
reebok sent me a bunch of sneakers but that's a dope shirt right there you know
me i was super critical
on them for a while they're getting way better man yeah way better this is good
that they when they
posted that i i got my boy who works at reebok i sent a screenshot i went god
damn you guys hit
this one out of the park they're embracing it they're embracing the fact that
he's a stoner
like heavy duty yeah it's just a fun shirt he talks about so tight yeah what
code is instagram dude's
getting high all day didn't you see him unless how does he fight well he just
takes time off you don't
have to take much time off anymore three weeks or something no two weeks two
days two days two days
yeah really yeah the new usada rules you just can't be high when you fight
depending where you
fight though right because there there's some issues coming up i forget which
state they do it
different probably texas the commissions are haters so dylan dennis this is not
his mma debut
yeah it is oh against kyle walker and eddie tell us about dylan's jiu-jitsu he's
pretty high
level yeah he's one of the best around for sure he had a an amazing match with
gordon ryan at
2017 abu dhabi i mean the fight was really close it could have went either way
and they gave it the
judge's decision gave it to gordon and gordon went on to win his division so he's
he's top of the food
chain and you know he was with marcelo garcia he got his black belt for marcelo
garcia yeah marcelo
kicked him out for talking right is that the deal for you know he started
hanging out conor mcgregor and
and marcelo garcia is the opposite of that kind of super humble incredibly
humble yeah yeah you would
think though that marcelo and him would work it out though and give a guy a
black belt and the guy's a
high level black belt like obviously it was just too much drama but if you ever
met dylan in real
life he's a super nice great guy he's just trying to make some money he uh he's
smart let's see he
talked to john jones here we go oh that's stupid i know all these guys talking
that john jones are
eventually gonna have to meet him and they will get slapped but then i saw dylan
when the connor and
floyd fight me and him sat next to each other he's the nicest guy in the world
man look at his fans he's
very conor mcgregor-esque with that same coachings right same coaching same
camp oh dude he's got real
problems with the striking that dude just stepped in and cleaned him with that
left yep oh dude he got
some problems his stand-up is super rudimentary i wonder how his takedowns are
they better be good
well it's kind of he's kind of like the mackenzie durne right of bellator well
he's obviously closing
the distance too which is a problem because it's obvious you're coming in the
guy could just wait on you
his distance control several times he's been clipped by that left hand oh dude
if this guy
can keep this fight stand okay yeah his kicks are stiff yeah but his jiu-jitsu
is the
if he gets his fight to the ground he's kind of like an alley cat version of
connor like super alley
cat i don't like real rough he pulls back with his chin straight up in the air
too he needs to get a
clinch yeah for sure for sure yeah guys jump to guard there we go i like it it
doesn't happen
enough eddie no it doesn't happen uh if you can't take the guy down if you can't
take the guy down
and you have you're dangerous off your back pulling guard is great right he's
hooking it look and he's
about to get him in the arm bar right here watch oh yeah oh it's good oh yeah
this is good this guy's
in trouble if this guy he's gonna sweep him this guy knows the game oh maybe
not he's gonna pull out of
this he wants a leg he's got that he wants a leg oh he's gonna he's gonna he'll
hook him watch he's
got him it's in deep it's over yeah it's over for sure this guy's get ready
there he goes and that's
a wrap i think he's okay he pulled guard and got a heel hook pretty beautiful
yeah perfect perfect
opponent i don't have a problem giving him a warm-up fight like this first one
first mma fight your
bellator he still could be worse you could be in pico your first fight you know
what i'm saying
just those things man when i see a dude get his knee ripped apart like that
like that dude's
fucked look at him he's in pain you could get your shoulder ripped apart in kimura
the exact same
way so oh i know but it's it's weird right i mean i'm not saying you just gotta
know when to tap
yeah that's it yeah i think the problem is guys aren't too familiar with what
goes on with the leg
like so by the time they're tapping it's too late yeah but what i'm saying is
for whatever reason for
me when i watch it i cringe more with leg locks i agree like if i see a guy get
his arm broken it doesn't
bother me like i see a guy get his knee ripped apart is it because we're not
used to seeing it
i don't know man maybe it's because i know the tap you like you only have so
much time to tap
like your shit's gonna explode maybe it's just i don't know i don't know but
when a guy's really
good at it you know if you up an ankle he's out for a grip yeah yep yep oh yeah
that's a nasty
nasty toe hold oh nasty toe hold i had a bad angle it was a toe that was a heel
hook initially
yeah i thought so too but they didn't really show it though he couldn't see his
back was too right
eddie so you can't see it well you know what man i mean i like the fact that he's
in there but man
i feel like just watching him move with his stand-up i'd like to see him that's
his first fight brother
i know but i'd like to see him get some more stand-up training just it seems
like i mean look
if he gets guys to the ground they're in a world of but you can see from his
stand-up it's like
rudimentary it's super amateur but how's that any different than michael venom
page who has
zero jiu-jitsu or someone just zero jiu-jitsu you know what i'm saying that
starts on the feet
michael venom page is tap people yeah i'm just saying i don't i don't think his
jiu-jitsu is
as bad as you think so like not michael venom page he's no dylan dennis but no
uh paul daly that's
yeah that's a good example he's just he's off yeah yeah if you're high level at
one aspect yeah whether
it's wrestling jiu-jitsu or striking if you're super high level world class you
can suck at the other
two it doesn't matter i mean look at look at melvin manhoof he's so dangerous
on his feet he doesn't
really have any jiu-jitsu but it's okay it's true people still want to see him
fight we get damian
meyer jake shields my thing is though when i see a guy like dylan dennis who's
so good on the ground
i really want him to achieve a certain level of striking proficiency before he
fights before he fights yeah
yeah i just feel like gotta pay rent a wrestler but it's gonna put him in a
world the other thing joe
he's never been in that in that cage before right so maybe in training he's
putting it all together
like you're ready to go maybe he gets in there he's like damn maybe his nerves
never felt those nerves
inside the cage and he took those shots too took those shots on the chin well
he got hit with a
couple good clean left hands and he adjusted i'm sure i'm i'm about a million
percent sure the plan
wasn't to go out there and pull guard the fact that he realized oh this guy's
tagging me and he
was kind of hesitant to get in tight to get a takedown pulling guard showed
that he can adapt
yeah i'm sure that was probably in the plan you know plan b plan c but uh if he
gets guys to the
ground they're in a world of most most fighters they don't have it in their
plan to pull guard most
don't not the ones that that i've talked to it's never part of the plan like
this doesn't work or
that doesn't work i'm gonna pull guard that's too bad it's either i'm gonna try
to take him down
until the bitter end speak of pulling guard you know kamaru usman's fighting
damian maya yes
damian maya took on short notice how's that weight cut son that's not good was
he supposed to be
fighting ponzenobio yes and what happened uh he got hurt a knee injury right
man that car take
has taken a hit because then our uh our boy no time um isn't fighting shogun so
they have to move
it because of his he since he lives in germany well because of his things going
on in florida with the
with the felony or whatever he's waiting on oh he can't travel hide so yeah so
he can't travel to
chile so they have to do it oh he beat the fight's still on but they have to
take it off chile oh
that card's taking a hit but usman's a monster he's a monster but you know
damian maya is a monster on the ground and usman's most of his game is the
ground yeah it's ground and
pound yeah most of his game it's gonna be very interesting to see or could that
that thing is
big sounds like a shitty fight i gotta be honest big john mccarthy is a big
motherfucker to be
interviewing people you know what i mean like i've seen him interview some flyweights
yeah he's a big
dude like yikes dylan dan is about to drop some fire on this mic because you
you know he takes after
connor a little too much drop some pure fire what is he saying
we got some volume jamie it's not working
okay back to the drawing board
free seminar he had that one prepared
dylan remember the seminar one don't forget the seminar one also samurai you're
willing to die in
there because we haven't heard that before yeah never heard that before come
find me bro i'll give you
some tips we need we need to work on that shit talking connor's right now bro
mate tighten it up mate
find a dollar find a dolly in the back yeah well you know he's all that may
have been connor's line
maybe he wrote it for him could be tell him you're willing to die
you're willing to die in there mate you give him a free seminar well dylan
downs can be a beast to
beat though oh yeah man well especially if bellator gives him the right matchups
why wouldn't you
though it's his first fight definitely oh yeah and he's a wrestler too he wrestled
in i think he wrestled
four or five years growing up so um there's some good fights on this card okay
uh hafell lovato
versus gerald harris i like that fight that's a fight that's an interesting
fight man
nelson versus merco crocop they've been giving him the testing son they've been
giving him the
testing apparently do you but do you believe they're testing when i hear beltars
testing i always like
wink wink that's like the olympia yeah we get tested promo oh really what are
you doing come on do you
give him like a written test yeah come on what did you take today nothing i
didn't take nothing
just a written test dudes are eating hay and snorting they're on so much equipoise
dude
that's like uh canelo he came back he did that uh hair focal sample but people
are saying
bullshit though why uh i guess the the way it was done like how do we know it's
his hair it's coming
from his camp exclusively oh is it yeah yeah it's his truth like come on man
yeah it's his can he tested
positive for being a 55 year old trainer
that's a bummer man that that fight is down because now he's fighting one of edmund's
boys
he's fighting uh triple g's but poor soul took that fight some wild ass armenian
ah have fun with
that he's got a dream by edmund he's got an enean name one of them armenian
enjoy that brother
characters enjoy that man yeah well what are you gonna do glendale in the house
enjoy th