Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1112 - Cameron Hanes
Uploaded: 2018-05-06T04:43:12.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1112 - Cameron Hanes' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-05-06. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1112 - Cameron Hanes

boom and we're live back from Hawaii right before it fucking blows up and sinks
into the ocean just
in time whoo we barely made it when we were flying above the Big Island as we
were flying above it
what's matter okay as we were flying above the Big Island a 6.9 earthquake blew
up yeah that's
not good no Shane Dorian fucking lives there we looked out the window and saw
the island like
explode and sink that was so sad but at least I mean we had a good hunt people
were surfing though
yeah they caught those waves yeah worried about a tsunami it's not gonna sink
but it's gonna get
bigger that's what it is I mean the whole thing's a fucking volcano people are
shocked wait the
volcanoes volcano yeah yeah you live on a goddamn volcano oh I wish it would
have been on a fly
over it though yeah I was looking at the like the map of what the way we fly we
fly so we can't see
it the entire way yeah which is bullshit yeah plus it was cloudy which is also
bullshit that
that would have been cool I even asked the guy like which way do we go yeah
like that would be
fucking awesome if we flew over that thing yeah ooh fuck living on a volcano
though oh man good place to
visit though it's beautiful oh stunning yeah yeah great and where we were we
were on lanai and um
lanai is an interesting place 3,000 people 20,000 deer right and and so you do
the math you think hey this is going to be
gravy there is way more deer than people but god it was it's tough it's tough
hunting yeah hunting
for sure well this is one of the best examples um of if you want to make an
argument for hunting
like this in in certain situations this is probably the best example you must
control the population
of these animals they don't have any predators and they evolved around tigers
they come from india
so these axis deer they were a gift from uh hong kong to king kamehameha the
fifth i saw your history
lesson yeah in 1860 i was getting in all into it today and i want to make my
post about it that's
awesome um so they what did how what was the number that they shoot how many
did they shoot a week just
to just to feed people and control the population they said 1500 but not a week
was it no i think
it was 30 a day oh okay yeah they were saying they shoot 30 a day right because
they have to go
at night yep with and what's night night vision scopes and shoot does yeah just
to take them out
just to take them out just that's so many deer when we were there at night um
we got first of all we
got i got super lucky thanks to you you you let me take that deer but when
right when we landed we went
to scout we got out of the car we went and looked around and within five
minutes we saw a buck feeding
in a in a doable spot yes i creeped in it was total it was it just gives you a
distorted perception of
your chances of success though yeah because for the next five days i got
nothing until the last day
but in 15 minutes i got the first deer but when you get there you realize how
switched on these things
are yeah like there's there's nothing like these things no it's you know i've
hunted in africa and
in the antelope there are pretty quick also just like that just because of
lions and hyenas and yeah
just twitchy just super jumpy twitchy but these deer are very similar just
quick when we were leaving
that night when you and me and adam were in the truck and we were leaving and
we turned the lights
on in the truck and you could see hundreds of deer in front of us it was the
craziest like it was like
a crowd being let out of a concert or something like that or basketball yeah
yeah oh basketball game's
over because it was just they're coming out of the trees yeah um crossing the
road into the open field
where we've been hunting and it's just hundreds you can't imagine if you haven't
been there you can't
imagine and if you if you moved there or if you just went there for a few days
you'd kind of get it
you'd be like okay what do you do about these things well you can't give them
birth control
i mean they eat grass so like how are you going to stop them from breeding you're
not so what are
you going to do you're going to introduce tigers to lanai that would be cool
that may be the only way
to do it other than hunters yeah and they're going to start eating people just
hunting and it's such a
destination for just getting good deer meat yeah and i was thinking about it
too that stretch where
those hundreds of deer across the highway you know that's i mean it's as
straight as can be
you can see i mean great visibility but the speed limit's 35. i think it's
because deer are always
jumping out in front of cars there oh yeah for sure people would be dying so it's
it seems like why is
it 35 this is like you should be 70 but so many deer i think it's also because
they're like where you
going yeah slow down there's no hurry what's the hurry man yeah relax i mean 3
000 people on the island
maybe that yeah that's part of it too that island's so relaxed and the people
are so friendly that's an
awesome awesome place yeah it was uh i'm anytime i go on a hunt i mean i'm
thankful for the experience
and and for seeing the animals but also meeting the people you know alec uh bob
the butcher yeah um
there's just like these people that are ingrained in your in your memory and
you know that's it that's
such a special part of the trip also yeah the experience is very very unusual
because there's
really not a place like that that i know of anywhere on the planet that's just
a small island with a
small population of people and a massive population of the most delicious
animals in the world and even
though there's so many of them good luck getting one yeah we had like our
friend ben o'brien he he went
home empty-handed yeah he so one of us in a group of very experienced hunters i
mean other than me
everybody in that group is super super experienced yeah you know and still it's
no cakewalk these
things are switched on and they dodge arrows like they're in the matrix i mean
it's crazy it's uh there's no
gimmies no i mean it's uh you can do everything right you can you can think in
your head well i
travel all the way here i'm i'm here to hunt i need to take meat home it doesn't
matter those deer
there's no gimmies they're trying to stay alive and they know what's up they
get hunted
i don't know if it's every day because when they're when their antlers fall off
you know the
bucks probably aren't hunted but because they're killing does at night they're
hunted
most days out of the year yeah so they are as wired as it can be i mean because
they're they're used to
being pursued yeah it's different than say like white-tailed deer like white-tailed
deer seem to
kind of know when hunting season comes around yeah like when their velvet drops
off and they rub their
velvet off and then the the females start coming into season that's when they
get fucking sketchy and
nervous because they know that guns are going to be going off yeah arrows are
going to be flying their
way right but you catch them during the summer they're just kind of chilling
yeah these things
are never chilling or in the winter after season right they're just they're uh
more focused on food
yeah and putting on some weight to to make it through the winter so other than
hunting season
they are more chill but these things i don't think they ever get a day off they
don't get a day off and
they can't give them a day off because if they just if everybody said hey man
let's just leave these
animals alone man if they did they would all die either of starvation or they
would like they had
to eradicate the goat population on the island because people brought goats
there and the goats
literally had decimated the vegetation to the point where the island started
going into a drought
i don't understand this but somehow or another if you eat all of the vegetation
the the rain stops
falling in certain areas or there's a lack of participation or condensation
doesn't gather
because there's no no leaves to catch capture it or one of the ladies who lives
there was explaining
it to me why they had to kill all the goats oh i see and she was like trees
were dying everything was
dying and they're in the process right now of uh in maui they have this
gigantic area that they are
trying to eradicate deer from and they want to fence it in to let the forest regrow
because the forest
doesn't have a chance to regrow with again same animal axis deer because they
just eat all the
little baby trees yeah as the little trees are coming up they just chew those
up and that's what
they eat they eat shoots and they want the new browse yeah yeah new growth yeah
well it's uh i mean as
far as our trip goes and that was another thing i wanted to mention too is the
you said the group of
people ben was one of them but uh we we had just an awesome group of hunters
that are all our friends
basically and some of the best bow hunters in the world and it was uh man it
was a good time hearing
the stories from everybody was yeah uh then john dudley made an amazing meal
cooked up some meat one night
and it's uh how good is his cooking really good man and that deer access deer
is so delicious it's
incredible yeah it goes with my theory that the fastest things are the most
delicious
because they're trying to get away because they know they taste good yeah maybe
hey might be something
to that salmon how good is salmon they're like get me the out of here i don't
like fish but you don't
like fish at all i like halibut i like white white fish hmm interesting yeah oh
yeah um shane shane dorian
big wave surfer slash awesome bow hunter yeah remy warren our buddy adam greentree
uh sam so hall ben o'brien yeah uh i don't know will's last name will from yeti
yeah i don't know
either i don't know yeah nice guy yeah great guy but i mean what a fucking crew
yeah so awesome it was
great it was uh and just i so much respect for guys like those guys who are at
the top of their game
you know i mean but i mean i don't think people realize how hard it is no so
when i see these guys
go out and they're successful with basically a sharp stick you know it's on
especially on animal like that
so a lot of these people it's new country like adam hadn't been there i hadn't
i had never been there
um when you see guys go out there and do that on a new hunt in new country for
new animals it's uh
it's impressive well that we really did like look at that that's the goddamn a
team taking me and
kimmy out of the mix and will let's be honest he got a deer though he did get a
deer i'm just
fucking with him he's a good dude but i mean but what i'm saying is like you
and dudley and adam and
remy i mean straight assassins and shane i mean shane and he lives out there
but people don't know
like shane is world renowned as a big wave surfer but he's an awesome bow
hunter i mean he's really
excellent and does it all the time out there spot and stalk crawling around the
bushes i crawled i mean
you were there the last day when i shot my last deer i crawled a quarter of a
mile yeah to get to
these fuckers yeah they were up on the hill i was watching you guys from an
elevated spot up on top of
the hill and i was like when you guys were up walking from a mile i could see
you easy you
know i mean binoculars no problem and then all of a sudden you're gone and so i
sent alec a text i'm
like why are you guys hiding from me because i was like have to really glass
really glass and that'd be
like there's a head okay there's a head okay now i see you guys but it was yeah
crawling for a long time
um let me think how long i would say an hour almost yeah we crawled for an hour
an hour yeah to get a
quarter mile and it that is a lot of work yeah you know you got a bow so you
had a bow in your hand
al didn't have anything but you're moving that bow with each yeah whatever you
crawling step and and
it's basically doing a plank for an hour yeah i was i was winded by the time we
got to where the deer
were and now it's like take a