Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1116 - Steven Tyler
Uploaded: 2018-05-17T01:56:38.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1116 - Steven Tyler' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-05-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1116 - Steven Tyler' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-05-17. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1116 - Steven Tyler

four three two one boom we've done a thousand what how many podcasts
1116. steven ty was the only man to bring a crystal ball you're the first
because you got to bring it with you when you come do you bring that everywhere
yeah i'll bring it with me to maui i'll bring it with me to europe yeah what is
the deal what is
it it's just i'm into crystals i just it's pretty it's got a beautiful occlusion
and when you get the
light just right on it just like me on stage at night when the light is just
right you don't say
dude you look fantastic for 70. can i just tell you i thought you were 70 i was
like holy
you look really good and your skin looks amazing why thank you it really does
thanks
and i walk around like this and wonder why everybody's taking pictures and busting
my chops
walking through the airport i actually have a t-shirt that says go your selfie
oh because you're walking with the dogs you're walking with the girl and they
come over and
want to stop and take a selfie so but yeah thank you thank you for that it's a
good living is that
what it is well i don't know i spent 30 years of it on drugs and drunk so maybe
the crystal helped
you i think so that's it might have done something yeah how long have you been
carrying that thing
around i don't it's it lives in my house i got i have one i do keep in my
pocket which is not here
today oh what is that you bring switch place jesus christ joe perry and i got a
thing you know we
switch blades wow we just collect knives man we just you know i'm such a
country boy and when i did idol
every night when i walked out on stage and went baby baby baby and i'm walking
next to j-lo and randy
my knife was right in my pocket well in case someone said one thing no open my
fan mail oh okay yeah
switchblade to open it's it's fun it's a cool thing it's fun i don't often
carry it but i i thought
because i think you're so cool that i would bring a couple of cool things from
my house you know i'm just
like that oh thank you i'm one of those guys that when i leave the house i go i
say goodbye house
remember i got a son and three daughters right so and i know after watching
what was the what was your
last triggered that you got a bunch of kids too and it starts wearing off on
you i think it's a
beautiful thing i think it's a beautiful thing too you're three girls your wife
and two girls i have
three girls three daughters it will happen to you i do too oh yeah you're a
legit eccentric like there's
some people that pretend to be eccentric you're like a legit one i am and i
love it in fact i love me
it's good to love you more than that i love us i love us too i love us i say
that i'm super happy
about this i'm so excited i got seriously i gotta ask you what the do you eat
for breakfast
um how did you get so smart oh i'm not that smart i just remember things okay
because there's a
difference there's a difference there's a difference between being smart and
just remembering a lot of
okay okay you remember things yeah i'm not that smart well remembering things
is huge it helps
certainly helps yeah but what is smart right smart is like can you solve
equations can you figure
things out that other people can't figure out do you know things other people
don't know no i just
remember that smart people have already figured out but you accumulate
situations you know it's like
jimmy hendrix said you know you experience yeah experiential so if you remember
those things over
and over you're going to become a wizard you're a wizard you're so good thank
you you're so good that's
why i i watched your show and i watched the beginning right before you walked
out on stage the triggered
and i said two things that that was that came to my attention was one you were
talking with your
producer whoever that said there's your chair and by the way your bottle of
water's right there we need
those guys right oh for sure and the other thing is you were sitting on the
couch alone reading your notes
yeah yeah and you showed that yeah it's a beautiful thing i can't live without
my notes i can't
i fly at such a speed such an altitude that i can't remember what i did
yesterday but then i have
long term where i go yeah that was uh three months ago but i just thought i
would read you a timeline
okay because i saw you reading your notes okay april 15th lunch with the kids
in venice my daughter
lives in venice hi chelsea that's a long time ago drove to san diego yeah well
you know a month
because i don't have good memory right all right drove to san diego that night
so you write things down
like after you did them just to solidify them in your head no i just came from
a whirlwind of press
and right steven tyler day and released a documentary that casey tebow did and
all this happened and we played the the jazz fest and
new orleans and that happened in the last two weeks and i just said
uh um to amy what what have we been doing in the last where have we been right
so i wrote it down
drove to san diego after venice i did a private show flew to orlando that night
right okay private gig
with david foster katy perry pia from idol this girl was so sweet um rehearsed
with the band uh and
during the break from the band i was in disney world i rolled my i rode my
roller coaster i just
got back from disney world and i rode your roller coaster yesterday okay so you
know you've made it when
right see the day before yesterday so i'm going through this list and i went
wait a minute we what
and it was just you know so rode the roller coaster then i ran over coaster the
most rock and roller
coaster it's great right two times it goes up like that it goes backwards yeah
zero to 60 in 2.8
seconds it's pretty dope yeah sick electromagnetic propulsion dude dude what
are we doing here what
are we doing here so then i went over to the animal kingdom to visit uh some of
my old girlfriends
no i went through a you know did you do the avatar ride i had to i fucking love
holy
shit is that avatar ride intense the one when you get on the bike yeah you're
like you're flying on the
dragon the virtual reality that's the greatest ride of all time the greatest i
think it's called
flights of passage that's what it's called it might be it's like the nave i
just got i went to just to
break here for a second i went to betty ford eight years ago because i got up
with my foot stuff and
just stuff with your foot stuff i had an operation on my foot you know and i
kept the meds right by the
bed you know what i'm saying would you get done broke up with my girlfriend so
they were right there
and i thought i took one five minutes ago i want to take another one that's
what yeah that happens to a
a lot of people with those pain pills and so i i checked myself into betty ford
but good for you
while i was there they let me out a couple times i saw avatar eight times did
you get avatar depression
you know what that is no no i became her right i became sorry oh no not so sigourney
weaver character
no the other one right yeah the girl yeah not not the guy became her and i just
watched her moves and
she's pretty dope i cannot wait for that to come out yeah it's going to come
out soon
okay then we back in uh we flew right to new york city after the show okay okay
went to see bruce
springsteen's one-off on broadway that night how was that sick sick he's so
good he's amazing now
i gotta tell you i'm not the biggest bruce springsteen fan but um i respect him
i love his music
i know he became a phenomenon like 72 like when we did and sitting there and
watching him be honest and
talk to this this crowd and sing songs and play the piano and talk his truth
and then he says something
like um he goes you know this new jersey thing with a pregnant pregnant pause
he goes i invented that
and that was it he won my heart because when someone says that
it was so real and so true but sinatra was from hoboken yeah and i'm from yonkers
okay or the bronx
or the bronx i was born new jersey too were you yeah newark wow fascinating newark
new jersey trivia
and right where you were born they put an airport i think it was already there
so you lived in the high-end neighborhood huh not really
okay so that night flew flew right to new york city after the show
went to see bruce springsteen i said that redundancy and you loved it i loved
it i loved it
um um then i did the next morning woke up did a harper's bizarre shoot for the
cover with my daughter
live keith rich's daughters were there all that stuff after hung out with lenny
kravitz had a nice
couple slices with lenny my bro flew to muscle shoals right after that and
recorded the song with nuno
bettencourt sick as so good so good that was that was three days of this this
is a hell of a timeline
you got going on here yeah and that was the next day uh i went right to rick
hall's place
who passed away like three months ago and his son rodney hall works the place
it's called fame studios
and and i sat in a room he took me all over the place and i walked in to like
the demo room where you
could smell the oxides off the tape wow with like percy's sledge demo when a
man loves a woman you
know that first the first stuff uh wilson pickett and i'm sitting in the room
with him and i'm telling
you man i started to cry i cried i welt up three times there wow just to be in
the room i'm standing
doing the vocals to brown sugar right where little richard sang right where he
sang
i see a picture on the wall of him standing right there and this is all in
muscle shoals yeah muscle
shows did you see that documentary i did i watched the documentary first i said
i'm in what is it about
that place like how did that place okay here's what it is it's the vibes if you're
into vibes yeah if
you're into living if you're into feeling alive you can always feel sad when
your mom dies but you got to
amp that up you got to feel good when bad things are going on you got to thank
god when bad things are going on
on you got to be into crystals love you love your girlfriend try to be happy
try to find the
positivity and negativity and then when you listen to music and your very
favorite thing and you close
your eyes that's vibes that's something you can't even talk about really it's
how you feel personally
whatever you've been through in your life those vibes of those songs wilson
pickett little richard i mean
the allman brothers right started there right so when you listen to the allman
brothers you you're in
the room where greg said to his brother let's do this song so do you think it
is because all those
talented people perform there and they they like let it soak into the building
i mean is that what it is
because there's there's places that do have like a magic to them i always talk
about the comedy store
like that the comedy store has a magic to it when you're there there's
something about that place that like
it feels like great things have happened that place before you feel it in the
wood you feel it in the
carpet it's just it's in the air do you feel like that was muscle strolls is it
there's is it because
all those great artists have performed there and like almost like the room has
a memory of it
i think so because there's some scientists that think that things have memories
it's it's a weird
impossible to prove idea okay well when you die did you know that you that you're
on the table
you die and if the table is you're being weighed as you die it goes down a
number 21 grams
huh that's not real it's not true no it's one of those things that people
always say you sure yeah
there's no way of really measuring oh man you just burst my balloon i think it's
just one of those
hold on it's one of those hippie things that people it's one of those hippie
things that people love to
say sure pretty sure jamie why don't you google it i i'm pretty sure that's
anyway i believe in that
i do too so i walked in the room and like check this out so if um one of my
favorite hendrick songs
well are you and are you experienced right not necessarily stone bu