Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1128 - Ryan Sickler
Uploaded: 2018-06-07T00:19:42.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1128 - Ryan Sickler' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-06-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1128 - Ryan Sickler' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-06-07. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1128 - Ryan Sickler

five four three two one ryan sickler brought some baltimore work ethic i can't
believe you got
actual pieces of paper that you brought yeah what kind of comic are you what
are you prepared i'm
prepared man i'm prepared this is just to come back to that baltimore accent is
so when i have
two very good friends my good friend john rollo and my good friend excuse me
ben o'brien both
from baltimore both got that weird like if you don't know yeah that's it's it's
a weird accent
it's like what is that hey joe rogan yeah hey joe rogan yes i love your podcast
joe it's a weird
accent it's so weird uh it's and people they're like hardcore they say like for
sink they'll say
zinc kitchen zinc ambulance like i um i didn't realize i had a southern accent
until i moved
here and i still don't believe i have a southern accent i'll give it a draw i'll
give it a draw it
is a southern accent it's a different one it's not alabama that's mississippi
south it's a friendly
southern accent like it's not it's not like man i can't talk to this
motherfucker right but it's like
oh where are you from it's one of those people are always surprised when i say
maryland but when you
get into pockets of like uh virginia they've got a southern accent there even
when you go into like
indiana there's certain areas of indiana that have a southern accent and other
places that don't like
it's really weird about these little settlements and they've just developed
these accents that just
stay there i think baltimore is one of the most misunderstood though that's a
weird one because
it's a big city i mean baltimore is a big city they call it the big little city
yeah i mean how many
people in baltimore if you had a guess a couple million i'd say that's fair
yeah that's a
fucking city it's a big city bigger than san diego right yeah but it's getting
older it's got history you
know that's the lot a lot of history but the that weird-ass accent that if you
don't know anybody from
baltimore you don't know that accent i said my buddy owns a junkyard in the
city and uh i took jay
back when we were on tour i was you got to come meet him see this junkyard and
shit and
you know people drop he's like oh we're doing everything and he's like did you
just put a k on
the end of that right there like everything yeah you guys don't know anything
you're doing over
there and he's and also for for years i said washington dc washer and dryer
because everyone
there says it right and one day somebody said wait what'd you say i said put it
in the washer and
they're like spell washer w-a-s-h-e-r like there's no r in that i was like huh
and i started
saying to myself i'm like oh my god i do say washington and washer so i trained
myself to
get out of that but anytime i see something political on tv if i hear someone
say we're in
washington then i'm like oh you're in that you're from that area yeah the same
way with the days of
the week i was telling you monday tuesday we do our uh podcast crab feast comes
out every tuesday
and i listen to announcers like phil sims he's like well they were working out
on monday and i'm like
yeah you're from probably from that area that's how i pick up little like that
yeah well i grew
up in boston that's an obvious accent everybody knows that accent but you don't
have it i got rid
of it oh so you did i shook it loose that should have driven but if you hear me
from like to that well
like early before pre-2000 i had it you know i just i i heard it too much i
heard it in my own voice i was
like ew and then i got rid of it first time i heard i was 19. i did this thing
i was on local
television at 19 and i heard my my accent i was like what in the is that sound
coming out of my mouth
i gotta correct that do you ever slip into it if i'm hammered if i'm hammered
and i'm around boston
people yeah it'll come out a little bit but just to touch just to touch
otherwise it would be fake
mine comes out more like i'll go home for the a week in the summer i just by
midweek i'm just
talking way oh yeah i'm home i'm home on the phone right now that's another one
dropping an n
on the end of now we're gonna come over right now now what you swallow your l's
you say uh let me get a
salad and uh billy billy what do you want to have he's gonna have a salad too
he's out in the alley right
now like there's no l there's no l how weird is that there's no l people some
people i say baltimore
with a d i put a touch of a d on it bald baltimore baltimore versus baltimore
like baltimore right
but baltimore i'll bet your friends probably say balmer that's how like a
hardcore like when you ask
you know out here you can ask anyone where are you from when you ask somebody
back there they're like
they don't even say like another area of maryland they just go here you know i
haven't left here
this block right here like what are you talking about this is where i'm from
like for this house
yeah man there's something about me that envies people that are just like super
locals
they just say it there's my spot that's another great name super locals yeah
yeah that's the truth
there's people that are like that right they just like this is where i fucking
live like denver
colorado every place else can go off there's people like them and it's like
there's something to that
right you you know that spot and you're like i get it i get the rest of the
country good good luck good
luck with all that you know if you didn't live here chasing those hollywood
dreams yeah where would you
be in a perfect world i'd probably have a house right on the y river in maryland
uh salt water i'd have
four wheelers i'd uh throw some traps out in the water on monday oh crab traps
yeah bro and by now
here's the this is how you say the day saturday and by sarady saturday by sarady
we'll have a
fucking crab feast goddamn right hence the podcast that's right and every week
i would have my own i'd
just throw them out there because i that's one thing i really miss about mary
like the sushi out here is
phenomenal but the seafood there is different we could go to a we could go to a
dive bar right now
and have a plate a bucket of rocks like little pony rolling rocks and a plate
of muscles marinara
that will blow any restaurant out here out in a dot in a dive blues bar i miss
the readiness of
and availability of delicious seafood everywhere i go that's interesting yeah
there's not a lot of really
good seafood restaurants it's just sushi out here yeah that's a real good point
it's like what do you
get out here for seafood like someone will have salmon on the menu or maybe
this like haddock or
something like that or halibut you know now that's not like like back home in boston
it was legal
seafoods was a big joint 100 i mean people went to a seafood restaurant yep
seafood restaurants not
popular out here no why is that and we're on the water i mean we're a coastal
fucking state like
why aren't we embracing there's an ocean right there yeah why are we embracing
that not only that you go
to that ocean it's hardly anybody fishing yeah that's a weird one like california
like go to the
like all up by santa monica like malibu hardly anybody fishing you might see
one or two people
i just looked up um best uh bass fishing out here in california because i my
brother just bought a place
in delaware on uh the water's brackish but it's not enough to keep crabs uh but
he's pulling out large
mouth and sending me pictures i'm like good for you and go yourself man he just
i mean nice big fat
ones out here they grow them big they do uh they said castaic's good i gotta
get up there and go again
but pyramid they said but during that drought i feel like i feel like pyramid
dried up a little bit
no no you could drive by it you can yeah i i drive by it on the way up to tahon
ranch it's a beautiful
lake pyramid is like one of them lost lakes that people don't know about um but
yeah i would live
there on the water and uh i mean i miss my dad was in outdoors i was talking to
you about this at the
comedy store my dad hunted and stuff but fished but uh he really got us into
crabbing and not just
throwing traps in the water we used to we had a trot line we used to run a trot
line so this is if i
could my father died when i was 16 i've always thought about this if i had 24
hours if my dad
could come back here right now for 24 hours what would i do and we'd be up on
the water crabbing at
5 a.m sun up that's right when you're allowed to start dipping and then home by
11 and then steam
them up have a big ass fucking crab feast and probably watch a game i'll be
like hey these
are the ravens you know you know they weren't here when you died wow and then
play catch into the night
that would be what i would do but we had um so he he had a friend that lived on
the eastern shore that
was a crab uh guy crabberman i guess but uh he taught us how to do a homemade
one so we had this he
he went and bought this john boat this old wood john boat what's a john boat
john boats a flat bottom
boat versus the v bottom and it was wood um not aluminum this one was white
painted up just a
beater you know and uh we had a a johnson um motor yeah every time i hear that
alan jackson song drive
he's talks about uh uh 75 johnson with an electric choke i'm like oh you're
taking me back
but so that was our boat that was our our little rig it's me and my two
brothers and my dad
and what you do to do a homemade when you take a bucket five gallon bucket uh
or even just a smaller
one a quick just some quick crete with an eye hook in it okay tie your rope
here to some chain
other side of the chain another rope up to a clorox bottle so that's your float
on this side okay
chain 50 yards of rope chain 50 yards same setup i just told you on the other
end so the clorox bottle
is just so you know where you are that's right that's your beginning and your
end and then every
three feet and this dude was so ahead of his time like this we're talking about
mid 80s late mid to
late 80s we're doing this he's like go to the butcher and get bull lips you
know the yeah the discarded
lips of bulls actual bull lips and that's going to be your bait because crabs
are the biggest
scavengers you can use chicken necks are popular that's an easy one you just go
to the grocery store
but you got to go to you know butcher to get bullets i don't know anybody's got
those is it more effective
it's just stank and nasty and like using chicken liver for catfish exactly but
also it's durable
because these things are eating it that's going to be your line for most of the
summer you know you
might have to replace one or two but that's adorable bait that can withstand
crabs tearing it up for
you know three months so really yeah three months well if you're going out over
the summer i'm saying
let's say you go crabbing 10 times during the summer you can probably get away
with that whole trot
line maybe replace one or two that might slip out because you freeze it so all
right so freeze the
lips yeah well then you you tie them every three feet right and then that's
your trot line how big
is a bull lip about that big and but fat like a couple inches well they cut
them i'm sorry that's
not a yeah they'll slice them so they look like almost like fat eels you know
little tiny or leeches
let me say leeches leeches so then you get out you're allowed sun up you're
only allowed two
bushel without a permit a license so we're out there commercial license yeah
two bushels a lot what's
two bushel like what does that two bushel baskets like apple baskets you
probably but you're getting
that's the thing is you buy them you'll get maybe seven eight dozen but if you're
going out you're
throwing the shit away you'd pay good money for it the store because you're
getting oh you're getting
the best big suckers there is nothing better than pulling it right out of the
water and taking it home
and eating it yeah not getting it from the store not been you know who knows
how they stored it and
there's dudes on the side of 