Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1142 - Tony Rock
Uploaded: 2018-07-11T01:28:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1142 - Tony Rock' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-07-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1142 - Tony Rock' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-07-11. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1142 - Tony Rock

four three two one boom tony rock we're live that's a bold choice in shirts sir
i like that
thank you i think it brings out my skin tone it brings out it's got a pop to it
yeah and i you
know i rock it with the shades on so i'm driving with windows open and girls
are looking like who's
that guy so yeah and you're you're an android guy you're a different kind of
person android people
are different kinds of people what what kind of people am i well the people
that like think about
it like i don't know about this you know everybody's like i need an iphone you
an iphone android people
like i'm not so sure i think i could rock a pixel yeah this this takes great
pictures uh it's very
easy to figure out so i don't know i've never been an iphone guy it's a choice
that people make they
just decide it's a non-conformance choice did i take the blue pill or the red
pill that's a good
question i think they're both look it's no denying iphones are badass but it's
no denying those are
basically just as badass they're just different yeah everything's just
different now exactly it's
caught up you go with what you like man yeah it used to be like if you had a
blackberry and somebody
else on an iphone you felt like a loser yeah you felt like a loser with your
back when people had
the the phones that you could just zap your number yes and you didn't have one
you would just ass out
that's right remember everybody had like a little laptop they was like hey send
me your number you
would just scan their phone what was that thing called again a side something
or another what was that
called what was it called the sidekick was that was it called side no that was
a suzuki that was
that was the original drug dealer car right there you sold weed you bought a suzuki
sidekick you with
a man oh tony rock i'm so happy that you uh agree that the fanny pack is back
the fanny pack is back
it is right the fanny pack is back it's a it's a more stylish fanny pack now
people are wearing it
over the shoulder that's a coward's way out that's a coward you still want it
on the stomach yeah yeah you
rock it right in front of you that's where it's most convenient listen boys you
don't have to be
trying to get laid all the time okay relax you want soccer dad look you just
want the convenience of
having that bag right there why can't i leather i don't have to carry you want
leather yeah you want
a name like fendi or gucci cross i got this right here bro oh wow that's nice
right yeah that's that's
very uh that's nice that's very naked and afraid-ish you can keep this on you
it doesn't feel uncomfortable
you got your keys you got your phone you don't think about i got keys phone
wallet in my pocket
i'm good people are tired of hearing about this but i'm telling you it's the
way to go
the fanny pack is back i got one that i wear when i run oh so you have more
than one yeah i've got
i got a neoprene one you have the running fanny pack yeah dude it's nice you
slip your phone in there
get your little headsets on you can cheat with your music jamie i've been
cheating i cheat when i run now
i listen to music it's better you guys were all right how's that cheating
i used to say that if you run if you ran running especially running hills is
difficult
right so you should do it with no music you should be like just zone out just
zone out
just do the work but then i did it a couple times with music i'm like this is
way better
yeah i think you're supposed to run you're supposed to hear a little you know
something to get you going
yeah it's way better it's way better treadmill get on the treadmill just music
go yeah you just
gotta hear as long as it's not too loud the thing about running in the
mountains is like what if someone's
screaming for help and you know you're running by it's the eye of the tiger if
they're already in the
mountains and they need help there's nothing you can do already this laurel
canyon you know what if
you're just running up the canyon like to be a good person they should be aware
they need help they need
to help them take an instagram picture probably in laurel canyon right half of
the people there just
like i want to get a good shot i know how many people hike just to get a good
shot at the top it's
a good instagram photo a lot you can get a lot of likes yeah that's what they
go for they go for the
likes hey it's a it's some sort of commodity it seems to be right uh if you're
if you're a girl with a
with a nice body a bunch of likes seems to translate into uh hosting parties
for some reason oh yeah
that's right yeah you only have to have a certain amount yeah you go to a club
and it's hosted tonight
by yeah you're like who is who the fuck is this girl well it's the minimalist
approach right it's like
not only is it not she doesn't display a talent but you also don't even hear
her talk right you just
see the pictures but just that enough is enough that people are going to want
to go see it takes
less and less and less and less to be a celebrity these days that's a strange
one though isn't it
to be considered a celebrity yeah that's a that's one of the weirder ones one
of the weirder ones is
getting down to just being famous for photographs yeah they call them instagram
models yeah so there's
an instagram modeling agency but here's the thing am i a hater for saying that
because i like to look
at them oh no yeah so why would i be upset i appreciate ever at someone who's
making something
that i like to look at right there you go i'm not mad at all weird that people
would be like
these instagram hoes they're big asses and okay but don't you want to see those
pictures i love to
see the pictures and i think those are the guys that those are the guys that
they're not that are
saying that you know we're all hypocrites that's just nature right it's the way
it's the way of the
world yeah land yeah that is right and instagram's just it's just such a
fascinating thing that people
can just show you little images of their world hey this is me at the grocery
store look way more
interesting than it really is really you cultivate it you know make it look
like they're really in
vacationing all the time and they have all these these clothes and they go to
the best parties and
and you meet them and they live in studio city with four roommates in a studio
apartment
yeah we all want everybody to think that we're doing better than we are right
why is that what's that i don't know because if people think you're doing
better then it makes
you feel better because they treat you like you're doing they treat you like
you're at the level that
you're fixed fictitiously portraying right right so you know what i mean so you
get better treatment
based on a life you don't really live right so if you become insta-famous
like what do you get out of that you could you can make a living out of that
yeah right
see comics doing it all the time yeah there's a comics or kyle dunnigan dude kyle
dunnigan
blew up because of those little videos that he puts up on his you ever see that
no
fucking hilarious kyle does face swaps with kim kardashian and donald trump you've
never seen it
no no oh my god oh my god oh my god please go back to the one where uh bruce is
telling them he's
pregnant see if you can see if you can find that one dude he's genius really he
does i've known kyle
for so long dude it is the funniest page on the internet i'm not bullshitting kyle
dunnigan's
instagram page is the funniest page in the internet okay that's saying a lot
dude i swear to god i
because i have i've yet to seen a really well i've seen a few but then they
they kind of just
fizzle out i cry so show the one with the kim kardashian and the the washing
machine the dishwasher
or the uh the the clothes washing machine the one where she's lost in the house
dude
here it goes
the buildup i have an emergency where is it what is it cam i'm lost in my house
oh
look at your surroundings what do you see there's this white box what is that
white box i don't know
i put north inside three feet oh you're such a great mom yeah thank y'all all
right let me get
kanye on the phone he's a genius yeah call kanye hello hey kanye kim's lost
again do you know what
that white box is behind her it looks like got through d2 don't know my girl's
lost in space bam
but i didn't get into a rocket crap it's a genius at work yeah kid shut the
fuck up you're a genius now program r2d2 he'll save you from outer space
out of spain yeah that's a fat beat content yeah yeah yeah yeah dude that's so
silly yeah he's so
silly is that he's talking to donald trump though he's got a shitload of them
man you gotta go to his
page i gotta follow his all of his page there's nothing like a regular person
on his page right there's
nothing like here's me at the movies there's no pictures of his dinner right
good yeah oh look at
the sunset no there's none of that his page is basically like a channel oh he's
at 304 000
he deserves it he had like shout out kyle dunnigan man he deserves it i'm
telling you
this is the funniest page on the internet i gotta follow it oh my god it kills
me it's such an
interesting people use it right some people use instagram correctly oh he's he's
nailing it but more
importantly this is like a new thing like he's able to put his like his use his
mouth and use other
people's faces for the first time like when has anybody ever been able to do
that without some great
giant studio behind you the fact that he can do all this on his phone
impressive this is a new feature
you can do it on your phone you can download no no i know you can do it but i'm
saying that now it opens
up this whole new kind of comedy right that's a new kind of comedy i love it we
know i mean we know he's
not those people but he's doing those people it's like a ultra hilarious
impression it's it's it's his
own snl on his phone you got to see him do bill maher find the bill maher one
his bill maher one is
genius he sounds exactly like bill maher and then he's got bill maher's face is
so funny man he's so good
this is just like a new thing people people get this uh this new uh opportunity
to do on
you know the internet is so interesting in that way just some new thing opens
up and some comic goes oh
look at this myspace was that twitter was that yeah facebook was that well i
had seen people do like
little things here it is look at this here's okay hey diddle diddle the cat
jumped over the moon
oh really a cow jumped over the moon it took nasa astronauts going 17 000 miles
an hour a week to get
to the moon this is a cow couldn't jump over one of you stupid idiots during nappy
time okay oh you're
crying now i'm on page two buckle up how good is that impression come on man
that impression is
genius oh that was great that was great he's so good dude that was great and it's
the face swap thing
makes it a hundred times better like that would be funny on its own but with
him doing that face swap
it's just a different i have to follow kyle yeah you're following him right now
on live on the
podcast ladies and gentlemen he's following kyle dunnigan kyle dunnigan won tony
rock i think you are
one of the comics in this world that does not get the credit that you deserve
you are one of those guys
i thank you and i agree i think you're one of the funniest guys alive i really
do and i agree i uh
watched you do a set i think i guess it was last month well how long ago was
the last time we did
triple e's uh show at the store right that's how long ago was that about two
months maybe something
like that yeah dude you're funny as fuck you're funny as it's it's fun to watch
you got a lot of
energy too man you're powerful thank you brother that was uh that was a thing
like a couple guys
after your set were like whoo there was some heavy hitters on that one that
night it was uh that was
a fun show i forgot who uh was billy on that one was billboard on that one i
don't remember i mean
he's been on a bunch of them triply throws some amazing shows triply