Name: JRE MMA Show #36 with Brendan Schaub & Bryan Callen
Uploaded: 2018-07-26T02:26:58.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE MMA Show #36 with Brendan Schaub & Bryan Callen' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-07-26. Transcript available.

JRE MMA Show #36 with Brendan Schaub & Bryan Callen

four three two one so we get here and young Jamie is obsessed with whether or
not Leonardo da Vinci
is gay and uh so he says it to Callan and then Callan says I said the Mona Lisa
the Mona Lisa
has a mischievous smile on her face and apparently according to art historians
I believe that is a
self-portrait and that was da Vinci himself in drag is this a conspiracy and
that's why he is looking
back at you with sort of a wry smirk I don't see that rye smirk young Jamie
please pull up this
photograph of this is a masterpiece no this is I think this is real I think
this is um at least
Dan Brown in his book uh the da Vinci code actually talks about it but I this
is I think this is standard
you're talking about the tom hank movies yes good movie good book well better
book the book is a
different thing than the movies Dan Brown I think is a professor of theology in
at Harvard or he or
something like that okay I don't see a sly smile I see there's a chick who
lives in a place where the
food sucks and her teeth are probably all up she's a bit zofty she's zofty no
that's that dick smile bro
here's an interesting thing do you know that like people did have bad teeth
back then of course but
the majority of the teeth problems that we have in this country have to do with
sugar
I thought it was the in the water the floor on the water no Florida in the
water that that fluoride
in the water thing is so sketchy have you ever looked into whether or not fluoride
should be in
the water well they I know that I know that in the 50s Colorado had a high
concentration of fluoride in
its water and apparently apparently if I could get my poker out I'm going to
poke at the uh at the board
but I think I think it came out of Colorado where there was high concentrations
of fluoride in the water
and then what happened was they go well there's a cluster of people who are not
getting cavities
and so apparently fluoride is effective at keeping cavities at bay and I grew
up overseas my teeth are
fucking terrible I had fucking did you eat sugar what well not so much overseas
but I I uh I definitely
didn't brush my teeth a lot and I didn't have fluoride well let's let's google
whether or not there's
evidence that fluoride is good for tooth decay you think it's all marketing
hype from press I don't
know man I've read too many hippie articles the problem is the hippie articles
confuse you yeah
because it'll say like natural news letter they brush your teeth with like coal
and shit you don't
know man because there's people that get like all homeopathic on you and you're
like okay is this
guy right like I'm reading I'm gonna go through 5 000 words here am I is he
right or is this horse
shit am I gonna okay now I gotta look up the actual studies okay now I gotta
read this three times
because I'm stupid yeah and I can't figure out how you look for it okay no
evidence that fluoridated
water causes cavities reduces cavities rather but that's from dr mercola now
that's a one now I've
posted articles from mercola.com and people go oh that guy's amazing and then
other people go though
that guy's a fraud it's tough to figure out I've read some stuff on dr mercola
what have you read
just like the same kind of stuff and he seems to be pretty like he's a doctor
but that doesn't mean
he's an expert on the gay or on uh on on looking at the hard evidence behind go
to the american dental
association florida and water I mean they must have some seven years of
scientific research you guys are
lucky that he's not here oh yeah well thank god right now he's on uh an
evolution kick now more than 70
years of scientific research has consistently shown that an optimal level of
fluoride in community
water is safe and effective in preventing tooth decay safe is a scary word why
why would you be
worried about that by at least 25 percent of both children adults simply by
drinking water americans can
benefit from fluoride cavity protection without their homework or school
centers for disease control
control and prevention named community water fluoridation one of 10 10 great
public health
achievements of the 20th century okay now go to the one that says there's no
evidence because I got
out who the is right here god damn it I would suggest that it's been around a
long time it ain't hurting
it has but there's a lot of stuff that was I mean remember what the food
pyramid used to look like
it was all like spaghetti at the bottom yeah
a comprehensive review by the cochrane collaboration found water fluoridation
may not prevent cavities
uh in a review of every fluoridation study they could find yeah who's like who's
the cochrane i don't
know who's the cochrane collaboration i don't know let me finish talking i know
you guys like to talk
over each other but let's try not that's what we do bro um the view of every
fluoridation study they
could find only three studies since 1975 looked the effectiveness of water
fluoridation at reducing
tooth decay among the general population and had high enough quality to be
included the studies found
fluoridation does not reduce cavities to a statistically significant degree in
permanent teeth in the two
studies since 1975 that examined the effectiveness of fluoridation and reduce
reducing cavities in baby
teeth no significant reduction was noted there either you know what i'm
thinking right now you know what's
going on in my head what's going on in my head right now as i go i'm thinking
this is why google
is not a place to go for information well that's not true you just have to be
discerning you have
to you have to this is why peer-reviewed papers are so important this is why
like really valuable
journalists scientific journalists especially are important that's right that's
exactly correct
fucking morons like us we don't know who's right we just said something and
people are going well
know what so i feel like we have to get to the bottom of this although i think
we have to get
to the bottom of this myth busters or something yeah but my dentist we have the
three of us you
guys never got to the bottom we haven't gotten to the bottom of anything you
can get to the bottom
you can kind of look at general trends like i i said to my i had all this uh
metal in my teeth right
and my dentist i was like look man i gotta get it out because you know leaks
mercury and and he said i know i was on the i was on that study panel
and if you look at the massive the massive number of people that have metal in
their mouth
you'd have you would be able to draw some pretty broad-based conclusions
because you have such
a huge human pool yeah pool and they just haven't they looked at that they do a
lot of comprehensive
studies is this the same dentist who said your teeth are straight uh no this is
a different one
and i'm wearing my invisalign so i'd appreciate if you wouldn't go after my
teeth because they're
gonna be amazing we're at night i'm wearing them right now and you can't tell
remember when
tom cruise was like 50 and he got braces sure everybody was like yo yo what are
you doing
they came in with veneers he's like you know what my bad he also changed his
voice do you remember
wait a minute did he do that he went with veneers dude you don't have seen the
before
afters yeah they're brilliant his teeth are so good veneers are amazing that's
what i'm saying
it's amazing yeah i had a friend she did it one of the girls that i did news
radio with i don't
want to say her name dude i'll get us a three for one deal up in a four for one
jamie you want some
early words if you look at the good ones you're like god damn your teeth are
fantastic no look at
that bam tom cruise what look what busted on the left see i don't know if that
is uh veneers or
braces because he did wear braces look at i think those are his real teeth dude
look at the left i
think there is real teeth and i think the one on the left is just it could be
photoshopped i don't
remember them being that yeah i think it's photoshop yeah okay see that's when
he's wearing
braces his teeth those do look like his real teeth they do look braces i think
those are his real teeth
go to him before braces to go to him go to him smiling in the color of money
because he was really
young in that movie yeah tom cruise color of money smiling he's such a beast
isn't he tom cruise is a
monster i just watched the color of money on a flight it was incredible right
there the far left
far left holy yeah those are his teeth bro yeah he just got those those front
ones those front ones
have been knocked out and those those are fake well no no this is a long time
ago man this is this is
the color of money this is like 1986. yeah and i'm saying the rest of his teeth
are the color yellow
and the middle ones are white but that's hard to tell you've seen dark shadows
all over the place you
can't really yellow right there look at that it's so hard to gauge but i've
never seen his teeth look
like that i've seen all those movies gentlemen you can't even see his right eye
you're judging whether
or not that's his teeth color you literally can't see his right eye because he's
in so much shadow
those teeth don't look super suspect to you right there no they look like teeth
right there you're
crazy that's his teeth his teeth normal his teeth were you're judging by today's
standards that's the
problem today they can make those teeth perfect like that dude if you had bad
teeth back then if
you had fake teeth they look fake as that's true his teeth i will say this his
teeth were off center
like you know the middle teeth they were all kind of pushed over to the right
and now they're way
better that's why he's smiling crooked 56 still doing action movies still does
his own stunts jumps
from building to building breaks his ankle and filming have you seen that no
apparently this
mission impossible movie is a and he's killing it they said it's killing it it's
awesome yeah that's
impossible impossible yet me too yeah everyone tells me it's great i keep
hearing it's fantastic he's
still awesome i'm sorry he's awesome yeah he's awesome he's crazy as but he is
awesome he's also
nice as you know what else dude he's he was because watch this he jumps off
this and breaks his ankle
did he really do that yes he did yeah bro he does all his own stunts but watch
when he lands watch how
jacked his ankle gets boom all up dude you ain't ready for that b you want to
be a worldwide action
hero i can't do that look at that watch how it hits watch how it hits i don't
quite make it snapper
rooney oh you that hurts dick to the metal he still finishes he still finishes
look he still jumped over
the top he's still insane he's still in character slammed that concrete into
his dick bone and look
how he hobbled off he hobbled off when he got up that's why you have to have a
stunt man because
you're gonna get hurt you guys are hardcore man but he likes everything he does
all the car driving
stunts he hangs out the helicopters he does all that i didn't know that i didn't
know
homeboy you gotta look up your time i don't have to look up it's a free country
he might have a a dark wish
for the end of one of those movies oh my god he might have a dark wish yeah you
might be right
i have a friend i feel like people discredit him because the scientology stuff
they absolutely 100
do and but listen the scientology thing is just how he gets by there's a lot of
people that have their
own ideologies but they believe it or not it might be radical left ideology
there's a lot of conservative
former like actors that are like super conservative they're on twitter like
they're in it they're in a
cult correct they're in a car right they're all right everyone's wrapped up in
this own little thing
his thing is just crazy as by a guy who's a science fiction author who wore a
captain's
coat on with a bunch of medals he gave himself but they have some legit
buildings you driven by them
in hollywood actors they have legit actors man dude tom cruise is legit john
travolta 