Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1156 - Jimmy Dore
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Joe Rogan Experience #1156 - Jimmy Dore

in four three two one hey jimmy what's up hi joe how you doing i'm doing good
now we're on the
radio fantastic it's 3 31 29 minutes before four o'clock here's val with the
weather hot hot as
fuck back to you jimmy wow so how we got a car fire in the breakdown lane so
you were getting
emotional in the green room listening to henry rollins talk about putin you're
about to quote
chomsky like yes so was that he was i just caught the end of it i sent went in
the green room and i
like you know everybody loves henry rollins right and um henry oh that's why he's
so good maybe that
he's constantly grinding yeah but he was doing that thing about uh oh putin you
know there was
a journalist who wrote a book about him ended up dead putin's a bad guy he's a
bad guy as opposed to
who well no but you you mean he's definitely a bad guy right we all agree that
yeah of course but i
mean just because other people are also bad guys doesn't negate his point of
putin being a bad guy
what he was saying is just that it's very bizarre that the republicans these
people that were you
know at the forefront of the cold war these ones who are you know i mean these
are the people that
remember khrushchev banging on the desk you know saying we'll bury you with
with kennedy these people
are now like they're whitewashing putin they're essentially like trying to
paint out putin to be
a good guy because trump is in this position where he's trying to be friends
with this guy
so uh well here's the quote i wanted to send you right so that whole thing if
if nuremberg laws were
applied then every post-war american president would have been hanged since
says noam chomsky
uh putin kills journalists we just torture ours so i mean chelsea manning is a
whistleblower we took
brock obama torturer so uh we have our president our we have presidents and
vice presidents who are
are legit war criminals that walk around today they had a torture program okay
so uh you know
brock obama got a peace prize and then he had a kill list a peace prize winner
with a kill list
a drone kill would you keep the kill list next to the peace prize where do you
keep those two things
are they anyway so this is that some of the people that were killed were
american citizens with no due
process with no due process and so it nobody has a problem with trump being
buddy buddies with
benjamin netanyahu who is a psychopathic maniac who shoots who shoots with
precision uh uh medics who
are trying to help people and nurses and journalists by the way well some israeli
troops
right because israeli troops do that that's a really depressing thing you know
i had abby martin on
and she sort of illuminated that whole situation to me i really didn't know how
bad it was nor did she
until she went over there right and you know just experiencing what it's like
that the the it's crazy
that people that went through the holocaust that realized the cost of dehumanizing
an entire race of
people now are capable at least some of them are capable of doing that to the
palestinians
yeah it's it's kind of mind-blowing so i wanted to hear and i have friends who
do that everyone's
doing this right everyone's getting caught up in this hysteria that's why there's
a word called
hysteria because it happens and we're in one and you know what i like is what
noam chomsky said about
this russia hysteria that's happening he said if you care about effects on our
pristine elections which
he said very sarcastically he said if you care about what's affecting our pristine
elections the russia
gate is the last place i would look and the first place he would look if you go
read about foreign
uh uh control of or influence on our government he said he would look to israel
they're the ones benjamin
netanyahu came here and addressed the joint uh uh session of congress without
the permission or
invitation of the president remember when obama was president he did that he
did that that's a guy
coming here to tell our guys how to vote in direct defiance of our president
and everyone embraced him
can you imagine if putin did that putin came to america and addressed a joint
session of congress
against the will of the president so this idea that somehow because putin is a
bad guy trump shouldn't
have a good friendship with him is bs the guys who are really influencing our
government here are benjamin
netanyahu saudi arabia but trump opened eight businesses in saudi arabia during
the election and
no one gives a crap about any of that stuff because they're our friends saudi
arabia by the way just
bombed a school today uh school bus 29 kids dead so yeah i just retweeted that
from sarah abdullah so
uh why would they do that because they're in yemen they're do they're they're
bombing we're committing
genocide in yemen right now so we're helping saudi arabia committed genocide in
yemen and the way we're
doing it is they're doing a thing called siege warfare which is a war crime and
we just in fact they
just prosecuted someone a few months ago in uh at the hague for it so but since
we're doing it and we're the
enforcers and saudi arabia is on the human rights council so it's just
everything's a joke now right
so we've we're past it where it's a farce we're living in this farce and so
when i see a guy that
i love like henry rollins um saying stuff like oh putin's the special kind of
bad i just quote back
chomsky we're out there we have nothing we have legit war criminals just one
presidency away do you
think he's a step removed from that though i mean he he'll assassinate
journalists in his own country
right now right now we're trying to assassinate julian assange right now our
government yes they're
trying to kill that guy yes they want that guy dead hillary clinton was like
can't we drone that guy
can't we kill him yeah she really did say that yeah she really did say that
after she just got done
killing qaddafi and then laughed about it yeah that that's we've played that
several times we came we saw
he died the fact that any human being would ever do that that she and by the
way the way he died
that's some dark they watched and they stabbed him in the right and there's a
video of them stabbing
him in the while he's standing there just confused not knowing what to do and
this guy's jamming a sword
up his ass have you seen the video oh i have not seen oh my god it's awful you
want to see it no the video
them capturing him is fascinating because it's a guy who has lived with an iron
fist controlled
these people been a brutal dictator been a a horrible monster of a human being
now all of a sudden these
rebels have captured him and they can't believe they have him and they're
shooting him and stabbing him
and and then eventually they have his body and they parade his body around
after they've killed him
but there's there's there's video of him should look at it for just for a
moment because it's so
stunning to see him captured and alive and can't believe that these rebels have
him that it's not
even it's not even like yeah you know i have seen video of him captured and
that look on his face so
i know what you're talking about just the guy's shoving but i did not shoving a
knife up his ass
i um i hit a dog with my car a while ago and i just can't i have no stomach for
any of that stuff
anymore i just uh i don't know something went something i had a real breakdown
like i had we
took it to the vet it lived i didn't i didn't so i hit it i hit a dog it killed
it uh about a year
and a half ago it might have already been dead it already been dead because i
think it was laying in
the street because i didn't yeah because i didn't see it so it had to be
already laying there anyways
so it you know i just and then i saw i was driving to my pot store in eagle
rock and i saw this little
black pup dog run across the street in front of our car and there's this big
median like a grass median
and it was good and i go stop stop and the cars hasn't started coming yet the
other way and i stopped
so my wife stops and i jump out and i'm running and i see the cars coming and
they're just i don't
see the dog anymore and uh then i see the dog next to the curb and it's kind of
like just going like
like that and it just crushed me like even now to think of it so it's twitching
like yeah yes it got
hit and so um my we picked it up and we drank and we drove to a hospital as
soon as we could i mean you
know an animal hospital which there was one not far away and it lived the dog
lived but i couldn't
believe did you take it as a pet no no no no um um they just might my wife
called back you know to
the thing and they said yeah it's gonna live and we have someone that's gonna
take it like oh okay
thank god but i was so surprised at how i just broke down over that puppy the
dog i ran over i was like
numb to but that dog for some reason it just everything open and i was just um
i couldn't
i was such a basket it's hard puppies are so cute it was such a puppy that gets
hit by a car
that's sad i was and so it's just like i can see and i and i feel like i don't
know if i have this
but i feel like i have ptsd over that right like i way overreacted to that
situation so there was a lot
more going on there and so when someone says something like the qaddafi video
you're like i
just can't even i can't yeah yeah so i can't even imagine guys who have to go
to war and the stuff
they have to see and the things that they have to do i don't know how they all
don't come do you know
anybody who went over there yeah i've been i've been to afghanistan no but
soldiers i mean i know so
but uh uh yeah i mean i know they not personally like they come to my show that
kind of stuff i know
those people i don't have a close friend who was actually in combat like that
no i have a few close
friends that have been in combat and when they start drinking and that's when
you know inhibitions
get loosened up and then stories start flowing and you know it's i most people
but it's it's not
something people are designed to see you know especially not when no one else
is seeing it the
thing is if we all lived in the roman times and everybody was getting sorted up
every day and
people getting hit with arrows all the time it's a normal part of life people
start accepting the
fact there's going to be loss but there's something about living today where
the majority of human
beings live in this uber safe environment that's probably a safe more safe than
any people have
ever lived ever and just overall in general like the the modern western
civilization but then you're going
over to afghanistan and you're you know you're dealing with bombings and
schools and buses and sniper
attacks and you know your buddy just lost a leg from an ied and you know that
that kind of
shit just wears on a person yeah just any anything i oh i can't i can't believe
we still do war like
this it's just you know i'm very see i get in a lot of trouble because i'm anti-war
and all wars are
bullshit how do you get in trouble because you're anti-war well for instance
pro-war uh the entire
establishment is pro-war you know that every every newscaster is pro-war if you're
on if you're not
pro-war you don't get on tv if you're against the war you get fired like phil
donahue like ed schultz
like jesse ventura like ashley bamfield if you're if you tell like chris hedges
if you tell the truth
about the war you will get fired from establishment news and there's no
establishment news that will let
you talk openly other than rt rt seems to be pretty uh open which is really
ironic that's ironic right
yeah i mean when abby martin was working for rt i was like jesus christ like
how's that work
you know the empire files and you're working for russia like you know i know it's
a crazy
it's a crazy crazy juxtaposition it is weird ed schultz was the one who said
that
uh you know he was not he was told what to cover what not to cover at msnbc he
was told not to cover
bernie sanders he wanted to cover bernie sanders anyway he said that th