Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1165 - Tom Papa
Uploaded: 2018-09-01T00:51:39.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1165 - Tom Papa' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-09-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1165 - Tom Papa' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-09-01. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1165 - Tom Papa

four three two one yeah we're just talking about moving in the woods together
this feels so good
little tiny house with three pairs of shoes three pairs of pants maybe two
shirts yeah that's it
the last clothing you'll ever buy one coat yeah everybody's just out here
chasing bigger and
better tom popo just why why i'm starting to wonder i was telling you guys that
i was looking at this
house that's for sale in northern california in the redwoods it's 32 no 320
feet square tiny ass
the whole house it's got a loft the loft is where you sleep in a tiny home the
tiny thing below it
is like a little tiny kitchen yeah a little tiny like couch area that's it like
a houseboat like
with like built-in things it's kind of like a houseboat yeah yeah yeah they
make those now think
about how simple your life would be it would be but would you be content that's
very small you'd be
great for a little while that's very small 360 yeah that's i want a shower like
that that that little
tiny house that's three no come on that's that's not the one is it that's
bigger than that that's a
thousand three hundred twenty foot it says 320 foot tiny cabin and big bear oh
that's oh my god
that's attainable that's bigger than we need is that still for sale
how old is this video let's chip in today i put up last year 320 foot tiny
cabin and big bear
amazing small house oh my god oh oh you know what we should do jamie so simple
we should buy that
place and turn into our big bear studio that's what we should do do fucking
show i bet the show's up
there i bet if we did a show in big bear in the woods like that it would have a
totally different
feel to it yeah because you'd be hearing your guests screaming in the
background being mauled by
mountain lions
but if you if you just if you did do a show up there how the fuck would you
convince people to
drive two hours couldn't we get there people that are training up there or
something like that maybe
they could pop over yeah you get like four guys
gennady gilovkin and tito ortiz that come over every day and then you'd be like
okay i get it you
ate chuck liddell i get it i get it canelo's a pussy i get it
i don't know i mean the fantasy is that that becomes a simple life you pare
down everything
all the aggravation you get maybe two bills come to the house i'll tell you
what you go crazy if i
didn't have a family it wouldn't be a problem yeah if it was just single joe
yeah no family no kids
it wouldn't be a problem i would just go i mean i really probably think i would
i would already have
a place like that up there right where i could just go and chill yeah i was
saying i was thinking
of just a little place like that like a like a little hideout next to the house
like mark twain
had did he have a place like that yeah he had a little octagon kind of a room
and he would leave
his house with his daughters and his wife and he would go up the steps and go
into his little thing
and on this table was just his pipe uh a box of cigars his writing pads his
pens and he just would hang
out there and smoke all day and work and then he would go back home and maybe
that's enough maybe
that cuts the edge off it gives you your isolation and your simplicity and then
you return back to
the people you have to feed it's a little something that'll work if you got the
people you have to
feed if you don't have yeah you have to feed straight woods bro oh yeah caught
a path well
that's gonna be the real trick when the kids leave when they get big enough and
they take off and it's
just down to you and your wife and then the wife wants to get like five dogs
she's probably like
encouraging you to go get a cabin get another dog let's get another i love dog
let's rescue a dog let's
adopt a kid whoa yeah they want to keep you tethered well tethered to little
things they're the nester
yep they're the nest they if they have if the nest is empty that's their it's
their job they build that
nest once everyone wanted everyone in that nest safe and that's what they're
built to do do you
see you ever see women that have like a bunch of dogs and you go like you know
you want a kid
right like you know you want like it's how i just don't have the time for a kid
like how much time
you spend on these dogs yeah like it's probably pretty close no it's just me
and my fluffy babies
yeah i'm a dog mom i'm just fluffy babies but but what is it about people that
want to further
complicate their lives like what is it why why does everybody always want big
is that just a part of the
the genes is that what it is like what is it well we have i think a drive in us
to always do more
explore more push more right there's something built into human beings that
have that and then we
have a system that rewards that in capitalism so that's the that's the that's
the board game that
we're all playing so it keeps you racing to get more stuff and bigger house and
more things right
you know what i mean like if there was if that didn't exist if you weren't able
to accumulate that
stuff what would we be doing we'd still be striving but for other stuff but
this is our reality so
the it manifests itself in more cars a bigger house you know yeah it's like
fiber optics right
you're always trying you're always trying to survive but surviving is not that
hard today right good
point so you try to instead you know because it's not too complicated to go
find your food right there's
not a lot of like puzzles and challenges shelters taken care of so you start
thinking you know what
i just need a new car this car is two years old this car's got 20 000 miles on
it this is ridiculous
why am i driving a car with 20 miles on it smells like my farts yeah no it
makes you yeah you just
keep going but then i think you do that long enough you start to realize
hopefully that that stuff doesn't
really make you happier it it does to an extent like when you get out of your
poor days
and you kind of like get above water and you help your family out you get some
stuff you're proud of
but then you just are adding more stress yeah because your bigger bills and
bigger taxes and all this
stuff you've got to fill up it it actually does the opposite it makes you more
stressed you're not as
happy and then you got to kind of strike that balance it seems like it's uh jim
carrey has been on this
explaining that to people because you know jim carrey said i think i'm paraphrasing
him but it's basically
his quote was i wish everybody would get rich and famous and they would see
that that's not what makes
you happy right you know people think that hey if i was rich and famous yeah i
would be happy yeah he
said i wish that everyone would get rich and famous so they'd realize that that's
not the answer yeah what
does he say is the answer he likes to make paintings shitting on people mocking
them that seems to make
him oh is that his art yeah it's like i know he paints i didn't know hey wait a
minute where's the
peace and love bro oh really it's aggressive his paintings are all like shitting
on people and mocking
people that are clearly assholes but i mean it's not like he's like trying to
accentuate the love in the
world right he's just shitting all over these bad people that makes him happy
yeah i mean i don't know is that
good yeah is it good to focus on the bad people like does anybody change their
opinion based on jim
carrey's art like does anybody i don't know i was like a big jeff sessions fan
right until i saw these
paintings and then yeah with jim carrey's got him with a giant fucking wart
covered dick holding it out in
front of him jizzing all over the constitution this little yoda head yeah yeah
yeah i don't know that's
always a question it's like how much how much of art that rails against
something is effective in
changing that thing that you're railing against like does it actually have an
impact is it a slow
impact does it change over time i don't know it depends on the art here's a
here's an example i think
tina fey legitimately changed the way people feel about sarah palin uh-huh i
think she legitimately may
have affected the way people were willing to accept sarah palin or vote for
because her impression of her
was so brilliant i don't know if people remember it oh yeah it was so goddamn
good she looked exactly like
she looked like her her attitude and she said things that people eventually
attributed to sarah palin
because they thought that sarah palin actually said it because tina fey said it
yeah she she nailed it dude she's so funny her show uh timmy uh kimmy schmidt
have you seen that
show yeah a couple of them it's one of my favorite shows oh yeah it's so good
it's tina fey's show yeah
she's in it sometimes she plays the lead is great yeah optimistic i mean get
the out of here
that is so crazy we're right now the audio folks we're looking at an image of tina
fey as sarah
palin right next to sarah palin and it's fucking indistinguishable almost it's
so good
wow but did she do you think she affected people who already liked sarah palin
they don't if you
like sarah palin you don't know what you like you're out of your mind if those
people like sarah palin
they were out of their minds they're i mean they're basically working with uh a
less than
functional brain if you thought that that was a good idea that that lady could
be running things
yeah like that close to being president she was a construct too you know she
was an entertainer but
not no but i mean sarah palin was a construct she wasn't what everybody thought
she was like there was
like there was one uh there's a story i i'm not 100 sure this is true but it
makes sense that someone
shot a caribou and then they drove her to the caribou they gave her the rifle
and she stood over
the caribou and took photos so that they could show hey she's a hunter she's
like us us regular folk
out here hunting caribou yeah find out if that's true just uh public relations
kind of thing we need
to google if that's true clarification i believe it you know yeah of course you
know that's all
that's the way all that stuff is do i believe it because i want to believe it
am i an asshole
um maybe she's well you're i wouldn't say you're an asshole she's a good down
home woman
yeah hey look she was the governor of alaska that's easy i could be the
governor of alaska too
you have to she had showbiz okay sarah palin shoots caribou after missing five
times shown
shooting caribou on the latest episode of a reality television show okay yeah
what's amazing is how
that she really fell off like wait a minute is she just shooting it freehand
she had she doesn't have
a rest okay why why would you do that okay let me see show this let me see how
she does okay this is
fucking stupid listen folks the only reason to do this does she have a rest
shut it she's freehanding
this how okay look they got the packs on it now she's gonna rest it hmm they
said i rest tiny little
caribou too that care that's why the caribou's still around she's just firing
that's a juvenile
caribou no she hasn't shot yet let's see what we got i think she has yeah it
went down she took some
shots oh she took yeah took some shots and missed yeah okay that's why so she
freehanded it first and
then she needed a rest she should have used a rest immediately and i've i've
shot animals freehanding
but not never far away i shot a moose at 60 yards what's wrong with freehanding
it because you're not
as accurate yeah you know what with a bow well a bow is more accurate um
honestly a bow i'm more accurate
with a bow at like 60 70 yards freehand not more accurate but in the range than
i am with a rifle
with a rifle when you get out you could shoot accurately on a rest like way out
longer distances
but when you're just holding it up like that it's based on you i mean you got
to kind of lock it into
your body but it's hard to but isn't a bow steady no bow the thing is about the
tension of the bow your
arm is kind of locked out and the tension of the bow you could keep your arm
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