Name: JRE MMA Show #40 with Eddie Bravo
Uploaded: 2018-09-06T22:15:27.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE MMA Show #40 with Eddie Bravo' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-09-06. Transcript available. Joe is joined by Eddie Bravo to talk about the fight world.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE MMA Show #40 with Eddie Bravo' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-09-06. Transcript available. Joe is joined by Eddie Bravo to talk about the fight world.

JRE MMA Show #40 with Eddie Bravo

ready um four three two one boom and we're live you would just tell me you
would just tell me how your son is getting into Bruce Lee because we're
looking at this shout out to how do you pronounce his name correctly Bruce Lee
no Plasticelle Plasticelle dude I've only seen it written which of the two
actually made it but yeah Plasticelle I believe is the name but but I mean how
do
he pronounced the artist name I think it was the phone on Tran yeah shout out
to
phone this thing is the shit his art is amazing these little Plasticelle things
look at the story McDonald how great is that yeah the whole lineups amazing
yeah
I mean those are sunglasses come off nothing but legends but yeah um you know I
wanted how old is I know he's six now and you hear these stories um constantly
talking about people remembering the first time they saw Bruce Lee movie it's
so epic I'll never forget my dad took me to the theater blew my mind everyone's
got a
story Joey's got his first time he saw Bruce Lee so I wanted to make sure I
didn't do that
too early because then he would forget you know because he forgets special ass
moments we had
together from like three years ago I'm like you don't remember that you know it's
so
he's only five right he's six he's six imagine how quick your brain is growing
in
that amount of years he forgot a lot of shit you know but anyways uh so I
thought
maybe I'm gonna hit him with the I'm gonna sit him down and and and put on
enter the
dragon and blow his fucking mind but I don't want to do a tour like when do I
do it I'm
like thinking maybe I could even wait till he's ten or eight or whatever you
know but he's been
doing karate since he was three so about three years now he's been doing karate
and he took
a nunchuck workshop class of that so he's got his little you know those padded
nunchucks he
fucking loves those things man and I thought shit he's getting into the nunchucks
it might be a
time to drop Bruce Lee on his ass right now you know what I mean I don't want
him to get twisted
you know what I mean because he starts he starts talking about Jackie Chan and
shit like that and
I'm like oh has he seen anybody do it on video or only learn it from a class
this is what happened
so he's he's all into nunchucks he's beating me up with them all the time he
loves nunchucks and I
and I said um oh then I wore one of those roots of fights shirts and it was
Bruce Lee with nunchucks
right and he looked at my shirt and he said daddy who's the guy with the nunchucks
and I thought okay
it's time it's time it's time son sit down so you know kids are so easily brainwashed
I can get my kid
into Satanism you ever seen this little kid yeah yeah he's amazing he's amazing
he's got the Bruce Lee
outfit on everything the jumpsuit this is amazing and he's got he's got the
game of death sequence down it
says uh the video is my son and in parentheses uh five-year-old acting Bruce
Lee's nunchuck a scene
yeah yeah he reenacts the whole thing note for note I think he was on like
America's Got Talent or some shit too
so I sat him down and I and I explained to him I go the master of the nunchucks
the number one guy
you know because like like I was like I was saying earlier you could get kids
to believe in anything you
good brain I could I could get my son into Satan easily he'd be all all about
Lucifer boom I got
him into the browns quick yeah little kids you know very malleable yeah totally
he's he's so into the
Dodgers because his grandpa is into the Dodgers so he's all about the Dodgers
and I got him into the
Browns he's all into the Browns now too because I mean I could get him into
anything so I sat him down
and I say you are but I'm gonna sit you down and I'm gonna show you the master
of the nunchucks
and it's Bruce Lee he's number one yeah he's the great and I he's the greatest
martial artist of
all time I broke him and I sat him down and I put him in front of the TV dude
you should have filmed
this I did you filmed the whole thing you filmed you saying it to him no I didn't
film that but I
filmed his reaction I filmed him watching Bruce Lee um uh first I showed him
the greatest nunchuck scenes
of all time with Bruce Lee that you can go to YouTube and you can get there's
there's compilations they put
together the one from uh the stuff in the dragon the stuff in uh Chinese
connection uh uh way of the
dragon or return of the dragon and uh so I sat him down I go I'm gonna blitz
him with this shit I'm
gonna make sure that whenever he thinks about fucking nunchucks he knows that
Bruce Lee's the master
right so he's just completely blown away then after I showed him all the nunchuck
scenes we I sat him down
and I wanted to show him the greatest fight scene of all time Bruce Lee versus
Chuck fucking Norris
come on man so I just wanted to leave that just in his dna and I filmed that I
filmed him watching
uh Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee and he always wants to know he he loves he loves
Bruce Lee
instantly and he he needs to know who wins the fight so it's like daddy does
Bruce Lee win I go
he always wins son he always wins and but my natural reaction because he's
constantly asking
questions he's constantly does he win my natural reaction would be just watch
watch you got to watch
this because it's going to be sweeter if you watch it and you go through the
ups and downs and he goes no
daddy you need to tell me now and I go no you're gonna like it more if you just
watch it you got
no daddy does Bruce Lee win he wants to fucking know yeah man you don't want to
be disappointed
yeah so he got years old yeah he got completely blown away so a week later a
week later I go today
you're gonna watch the greatest martial arts movie of all time enter the dragon
because it's Bruce Lee
dad isn't it I go yes it's Bruce Lee so we sat him down we put on and he can't
stop asking fucking
questions about every guy okay daddy who are the good guys and who are the bad
guys is he a bad guy or
is he a good guy so we got it down the three main good guys you know Bruce Lee
is the main good guy
uh um Williams I was um um god damn it his name escapes me the black famous
martial artist Jim Kelly
Jim Kelly Jim Kelly's awesome and uh he did die in the movie which I mean they
were doing that shit
back then you know what I mean good guys and then Roper John Saxon he was the
third good guy yeah it
was Roper Williams and Bruce Lee and they were all they were the good guys and
the bad guys do you
remember the bad guys names no Han was the the dude on the top left he's the he's
the guy with the claws
former Shaolin monk who went bad and started selling heroin on this island and
and and and uh
prostitution rings and all that shit I completely forgot the plot of this movie
are you kidding me
yeah it's the greatest fucking plot I remember watching it but it's you know I
didn't take it
seriously I always thought it was fun I was I always looked at it not like holy
shit we're
gonna see this wild action movie I always thought of it as because by the time
I watched it it was
kind of campy I'm sure I watched it when I was a little kid yeah I don't
remember yeah you gotta
go back and watch the whole thing because everyone you know that's that's most
people's common reaction
like you just remember you remember the the scene with Han with the razor hand
that's all remember he
had a razor hand he had a claw hand you remember Bolo Young and they're
fighting outside in the
tournament you know you remember all that shit you remember um uh Williams uh
getting killed they hung
him uh you you remember Williams fighting Han there's certain scenes everyone
will remember and
you just you forget about the little scenes in the plot so I sit down my son I
sit down my son and
we're watching this and my mom or his mom's like it's appropriate for a six-year-old
right it's not
gonna get too crazy I go it's fine it's just a bunch of karate no it's it's
fine so she's all like
so we're sitting there and he can't stop asking goddamn questions he can't stop
asking goddamn questions
the bad guys are Hans the main guy O'Hara Bob Wall remember him yeah everybody
remembers he had the
scar on his face and they everyone remembers that he uh was him and his gang
were chasing Bruce Lee's
sister in the movie and they cornered her and she had to kill herself she just
killed herself before
they could like rape her or whatever people people remember that that's another
classic scene but you
don't remember all you don't think about all the the shit in between man
because the plot the plot of
the story is Han lives on an island and he has he does a lot of illegal shit he
runs uh heroin and
prostitution through his island right and um he has a tournament like once a
year and he invites all
the greatest martial artists um on earth and he tries to recruit them he sits
them all down and he
shows them his uh like underground operation going on you know what I mean so
he tried to talk roper into
he tried to talk Williams into it that's right and uh roper almost went for it
because he was kind of
he's a good guy but he was like a gambler you know what I mean he's kind of
shady but at the end he's
like fuck this I ain't gonna do this shit so that's what he doesn't and he
called him Bruce Lee too
uh and he was gonna try to recruit Bruce Lee but the CIA got a hold of Bruce
Lee first
yes seriously so they get a hold of Bruce Lee and they sit him down in a dark
room and they're playing a
projector and they're showing you know uh they want Bruce Lee to go in there
undercover to uncover all
the um uh karate fights the crime and all the stuff that was going on what else
are they doing selling drugs yes drugs and
prostitution and um and doing mind control on uh so what so I'm sitting there
watching it he wants to know who the bad guys are
bolo bolo's a bad guy o'hara who's bob wall's a bad guy and then han's the main
bad guy so
he's constantly asking questions and then boom you forget about the scenes
where um uh han would
has like a madam and he's got all these hookers there's a hooker scene you
forget about the hooker
scene they send like five girls to Williams who's a good guy and roper to try
to corrupt them you know
what I mean and boom as soon as soon as they're all in their gowns and and robes
and Williams is like
in a rope and I grabbed the remote and just started hitting fast forward and uh
my son's like wait what's
going on here what's going on here dad why are you fast I'm good nothing's
going on what are they doing
they're getting ready to go to sleep just forget about that scene boom you
forget that there's a
is this the scene yeah there it is right there and there's titties and
everything but um
yeah he got he was blown away and a mission accomplished he's he's Bruce Lee's
number one
in uh to him and but I made a mistake next week I made him sit down and watch
return of the dragon
which the end scene was a great scene with Chuck Norris and the old Rome
but the whole movie before that is so bad
it's so bad and Bruce Lee he he directed it and uh and wrote it and it was uh
it's atrocious
it's it's it's so bad except for the Chuck yeah except for the end but it's
like high school
kids put together that damn it's terrible I gotta have to go back and watch
terrible
yeah well you know we should do we should do a fight companion
and watch end of the dragon that would be fucking great dude are you kidding
come on man
a fight companion and watch look at this look at this scene so there it takes
place in Italy
his uh one of his like think his uncle or just or just somebody knows has a
Chinese restaurant
in Italy and the Italian mob these guys these are the goons they're trying to
run them out of business
and and uh control their business or or pay them off to take the building or
something and they're
they're resisting in Italy so they send uh Bruce Lee from Hong Kong to handle
the mob in Italy
in Italy so corny it's fucking bad so what do you think happened you think
Bruce Lee was just part