Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1177 - Sober October 2
Uploaded: 2018-10-01T22:57:46.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1177 - Sober October 2' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-10-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1177 - Sober October 2' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-10-01. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1177 - Sober October 2

five four three two one dude it seemed like we just did this it does feel like
pretty recent how was it a year ago i don't know i don't know it's already october
i'm scared let's
just fucking spark up a joint what no it's fat blunt one of them backwoods
smell one of these
backwoods these are so good just smell it just smell it whoa yeah you know
everyone was commenting
on your blunt rolling technique after the elon musk thing oh i don't roll them
i know they were
like i knew that and they were like oh what is he he just he can barely roll a
blunt i was like
it's professionally rolled it's a pretty good bond you can't that does smell
good that smells so good
they taste good too those are those are phenomenal i'm a blunt man you know i
know it's probably bad
for your lungs but there's something about the tobacco gets you a little high
up and then the
marijuana sort of like spreads you out and it puts you in like a new dimension
yeah that's that's a good one i'm gonna get blitz grig after halloween kids oh
yeah imagine how high
you'll get to after 30 days last year last year i did i did comedy i had no
idea what i was talking
about while i was on stage i was like oh my god there's 400 people in this room
i don't even know
what i'm saying i almost thought of bringing in all my marijuana and booze in
here like uh like
why like it like in the old west when you had to turn in your guns and just
dumping them on the
table because i have so much marijuana it's ridiculous i know it's crazy i keep
a bunch we got the stack of
whiskey over there and then we got another cabinet full in the back yeah you
could get fucked up hard
for here here in this place we're gonna get ripped on the yeah yeah the day
back yeah well remember when
we did the podcast on the day back yeah those were those were fun shit those
are so much more fun
when he's high so scary and grumpy when he's sober he's such a grouchy dog he
gets like legit angry
like he could joke around about anything when he's high when he smokes weed but
then when he's not
smoking weed you're like wait wait wait are you fucking serious he gets upset
do you remember when you
texted the three of us you're like ari i don't think you're doing the right
classes do you remember
the meltdown i said i think you're gonna have to do them again obviously i'm
fucking joking around
i love you he called you right he called you upset oh yeah yeah he was upset i
don't remember if we
texted or called but i go ari i love you i'm just joking i'm sure you don't
look one thing about ari is
this is one thing you could say after all the welching talking all the nonsense
ari has rock solid ethics
yeah yeah rock solid yes he does like if ari says he's gonna do something he
does it like so if i'm
fucking with him and saying i don't think you're doing it yeah like i don't
really mean right right
you're just kind of you're poking at him right so if you're out there ari and
you hear this i'm only
fucking around i know you're doing it he came talking to you for the next 31
days
it's too dangerous he came to he came to our class for that last one he was
like this is so much easier
than my class can't believe you questioned how hard my class the one we did in
encino yes he was like
this is so easy compared to what i've been doing in new york look it's all easy
if you go easy i guess
yeah it's all how you do it if you if you do hot yoga and you go 100 every pose
yeah it's
fucking hard doesn't matter who's teaching yeah it's hard but there's this guy
that i go to yoga
yeah no it's water 100 i have a drinking problem legit drinking it needs water
okay there's this guy
that i go to yoga with uh who is uh he's it seems like he just doesn't ever go
100 he's sort of just
kind of like you know you put your arms above your head he always does this he's
never doing this
where he's fully stretched out extend his palms connected when you do that it's
hard right if you
just kind of half ass every pose and do this yeah you can get through a 90
minute class you're not
doing the same thing as well yeah if you do if you do any uh if you go to like
a group training class
somewhere you can see people and there's like that 63 year old lady who's like
doing it with you
she's on her knees she's like this is hard talking at a normal rate you're like
you're not you're not
doing it yeah i got i got in trouble with my crossfit class because i was just
getting pissed i was
throwing up every day i was throwing up every single day i was also drinking a
coffee right before
it started so i was throwing up coffee every single day and one day i just
snapped i go hey
the black guy's not doing his burpees the black guy that's what they said joe
that's what they
said they go hey man we don't talk like that he's got a name i go i don't know
it but i'm pointing
to him he's not doing his burpees why do you care and then the joke i made out
of it was hey uh
wendell the gay guy says i can't call you the black guy but you're not doing
your fucking burpees
i might go to back to crossfit i like the idea that we're doing this in a
general heart rate
sense yeah because you can sprinkle it in i want to go to a spin class you
definitely can and by the
way that is how if you want to like get a real bump in those points it's about
a bump in heart like
sustained accelerated heart rate so a spin class is going to get you a bunch
that that you know i
mean it's it's not like joe i don't know if you know this he's like a way
better athlete than you but
it doesn't mean that we put a pin in that it doesn't mean we have a month to
find out it doesn't
mean that he'll um automatically beat us because he's in better physical
condition you can actually
beat him if you're going to push it all the time what is it in your brain that
makes you do that
because like we just looked at your meps and you burned a thousand calories is
there some sort of
i talked to pat mcafee one time he said it's about explosivity it's about rape
and murder
my head's filled with it stopping rapists and stopping murderers and killing
child molesters
that's what i think about killing bad people when you work out yeah that's what
i do when i get
tired if i get tired i think about like saving someone i care about i think
about stopping
someone who's trying to murder someone i love that's what i think about i love
your face i'm not
kidding i think about my second wife i think about protecting people i care
about didn't you tell
you told me one time um you'll if it's hard you'll go uh i pretend like someone's
trying to kill me
yeah yeah so you're like pretending yeah i don't have words for that that's
what you got to do
because that's that's what if you think about worst case scenario you're tired
and someone's trying
to kill someone you care about and you don't have enough energy to stop them
but do you think you
learned that switch in like uh taekwondo or not taekwondo uh uh yeah i learned
it from martial
arts for sure yeah yeah for sure yeah yeah because that's the scariest place
you could ever be like
the scariest place you could be is life and death so like just putting yourself
in oh i just want to
lose weight okay good yeah that's good but that's not you're not going to save
yourself like you got you got to
put yourself in like animalistic fury that's how you got you got to put
yourself you got to put yourself
in this this state of just 100 effort i was pegged at like 180 177 beats per
minute for the last 35 35
minutes that's really that's really great you got to do it see i you know i
that david goggins guy got in
my head with uh just embrace the suck yeah i can i can get there where i go and
just like like doing
the marathon i just go this is where i'm gonna be for the next five and a half
hours this is where i'm
at and this is what i'm doing and i can i can wrap my head around that i don't
know if i can wrap my
head around like i don't know the explosivity of it and going like i'm gonna
save my family and then
getting but that might not work for you but there still could be a different
tactic that works for you
you know i mean like no no i meant i meant even like that going that hard to
where your body is
completely giving out there's part of me that goes hey man what are we doing
here you know like
you know when i'm working out i go that's really hard well you got you
definitely have to protect
your health right like the last you want to be doing this and having a heart
attack that's that's
always my fear is i go easy buddy yeah easy buddy is a good way to look at it
yeah but i've been doing
that kind of working out forever that's how you work out yeah that's you always
go crazy yeah i go crazy
don't you ever think have you ever thought about someone who like really disrespected
you right
before you lift you know what i mean like right before a set dude that's all
that happens online
you can't read that but he's never like you don't ever i've gone to like a
moment you know where
you're like i wish i would have cracked that dude in the face and then right
before right before a
set no i have not and i know i'm definitely know what i want i know who i'm
thinking about i'm
gonna try it all right don't say any names yeah what does he rhyme with
in order to like to just really get yourself into that place you know you don't
have to think
about something that's terrifying and negative but to me that's like that's the
ultimate position
that where you're gonna need energy this is so silly the one the best shape i've
ever been in
is when i met my wife i was 186 pounds damn yeah dude i look you must be
shredded jamie type
in skinny bert i've seen those pictures yeah yeah i don't even look almost had
a six pack almost
three pack and i had like side muscle yeah a little little oblique i'm going
for that this year this
month i'm really going hard i'm going hard this month i've i've gar i said to
jamie i made a deal
with myself every day i'm gonna do 50 air squats and 50 push-ups i was gonna do
100. look at that look at
skinny bert damn dude i was joke posing but you were a stud that was me that
was when i was in spin
class look how skinny your face is well your your face was super skinny after
last year's sober october
that photo that you posted that you sent to us yeah look at my skinny face i'm
going back i'm going
hard this month i really am and i'm gonna because i'm gonna enjoy it last month
i think last time i did
it was out of spite i wanted to prove to everyone i could stop drinking this
month i'm going into it
having not drank probably a third as much as last year i mean meaning like i've
drank three quarters
as much does that make sense and so um but when i was in spin class we had bob
from the biggest
loser was our spin class teacher at crunch this is back yeah yeah isn't that
crazy wait a minute is
bob the coach from the biggest loser contestant okay i never watched that show
uh he's he was amazing
his inspiration was so connected he connected to me so quickly one time it's
right before thanksgiving
and i'm looking good i'm gonna go to a wedding my buddy's wedding and i'm on on
the bike and he goes
all right everyone out of the saddles we're gonna be out of the saddles for two
minutes and i'm like
this and then he says you're going home i felt like he was talking to me he
goes you're going home for
thanksgiving you're gonna see all the people in high school all the people that
didn't want to have
sex with you do you want them to want to have sex with you this weekend and i
was like yeah he goes
then stay out of that saddle stay out of that saddle and earn your thanksgiving
dinner and go out to bars
the night before and say i won't you i'm better than you and i'm just going i
want them to me i want them to
like i want people to want me isn't that funny man that like motivated so many
comedians oh you know
just being a loser in high school and i'll show you guys i'll show you there's
people that take them
that takes them straight to their deathbed too y