Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1181 - John Dudley
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1181 - John Dudley' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-10-08. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1181 - John Dudley

get squirrely. Four, three, two, one, boom. I gotta ask Donnie Vincent who made
that knife
because people always ask me about it. It's awesome. I could have used it on
Saturday.
Oh, when the shit got squirrely at the UFC? The side that you guys were on
where you guys
were in the crowd, did anybody jump towards you that way? No, the crowd mainly
started.
It was because we were, we had, I'm pretty sure we had Irish right in front of
us and right in front
of them was some of Khabib's guys and Khabib's guys were turning around just
literally throwing the
fingers right to the Irish guys the whole time. So then once that happened, it
was like, I was lucky
though. I had, uh, I had, I had Aubrey and Whitney right there. They were Aubrey's.
They were there
to protect you. Yeah. They were in full throw down mode. I was just, I was one
of the dumb people
just kind of looking around like, okay, is there any immediate danger? No. It,
uh, I mean, obviously
it seemed way worse over on your side, but I was more worried when they made us
leave because the
further up you got in the bleachers and once you got out into the concession
area and in the bathrooms,
that's where stuff was going down. Like just people from the crowd, um, you
know, guys with Irish flags,
obviously were getting trash talk to them and there was a big brawl, right?
Yeah. Right next to me on
the other side from where they were sitting. Oh, that's right. There was one
just to our right.
I was looking left. I believe it was the guy that jumped in and the red shirt
on Khabib's team when
they were trying to leave when they're getting them out. People in the crowd
were like, ah, they started throwing
shit at them first. Like that's how the, that's where the first shit was
getting thrown down. And
some other people know that it was them. We, we all saw them. Like that's the
guy,
that's the guy right there. Right. And I was like, I don't know. And he went
and tried to do something.
You know, there's a price to be paid for all this shit. Like all the, all the
drama and the trash
talking that makes it so fun. It also, you know, it has the potential for
blowing up in your face.
Ultimately, like a couple of people got punched, but it was in an event where a
bunch of people got
punched. You know what I mean? It's like way more than that. It was awesome.
Yeah. But you know what
I'm saying? It's like, we, we made it see, it seemed like it was way worse than
it really was because
in any other situation, it would be way worse than it really was. Like if it
was a rock concert and some
dudes just from, you know, like, you know, if one band was the opening band and
then there was another
band that was in a brawl with them and they were, they were the main event and
then the fans of one
band threw down with the fans of the other band and beat the shit out of each
other, that would,
for whatever reason, be way worse than when it's at a fight. Because if it's at
a fight,
it's just fighters. Oh, I saw this insane clown time. This was going on this
insane clown posse guy
tried to drop kick Fred Durst. Fred Durst wasn't even looking at him. Running
head start and misses.
And look at it, he turns around, he's like, what? And he just kept going.
I haven't seen Fred in years. And then they dragged that dude off.
I mean, that is maybe the worst public drop kick in the history of the world.
I think they meant he dropped when he tried to kick. Well, he tried to, that
was a classic drop kick.
Classic pro wrestling drop kick. But his problem is he threw it like a pro
wrestler would where you
don't really hit the guy. You know what I mean? He just kind of touched him.
And if Fred was playing
along, it would have been awesome. We need a slow-mo replay. Fred would have
went flying and it would
have been, you know, fuck. I think a lot of the, a lot of the, uh, the thing
that's going through
people's minds too is when you're in a fight like that, there's a lot of people
in the crowd that can
throw down. It's not like, you know, you go to a, well, if you go to a hard, a
hard rock concert of any
kind, Clay Guida is going to be there somewhere, obviously. But as long as you
can avoid clay,
like your opportunity of finding a guy that can really throw cuffs is going to
be way smaller than
when you're at the UFC and you look around, it's hard not to see cauliflower
ear. Yeah. So, I mean,
someone who's in the crowd that's just a shit talker, he knows if I just turn
around and talk
shit, I could get wrapped up and be dead quick. Yeah. That's a very high number
of people that could
fuck you up at one of those events. It's probably like 30%. 30% of the people
in the audience actually
know how to fight. That's high. I think that, I think it'd be higher at a UFC.
At least a basic. I think it's about
30. I'd say about 30%. I feel like if you just like parse the audience out,
like how many,
how many of you guys have ever been punched? How many guys ever fuck somebody
up? How many guys actually
train? How many guys know how to train and like do it on a regular basis? How
many guys are in shape?
Like if, if, if shit went down, how many guys could actually throw down for a
solid 30 seconds?
Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's, that's where you, that's where I would shine. I'm
like, I'm gonna ride this out
for two minutes and then these, these giraffe elk legs are getting ready to
freaking start dancing on some
people. Let some people spaz out for a little while and then, then I'm good.
People don't, you know,
when people were talking about, um, like, uh, Connor and his conditioning for
this fight, like one of the
things that, um, Cam, Cam Haines said, it was like, you know, he needs to start
running, like go, go run in
the hills. I'm like, that ain't going to help. Like, I mean, it would help some,
but the thing is when
someone's wrestling you and they're on top of you, fucking you up like that,
you just get, you're just
getting drained. It's like a vampire just sucking blood out of you. Yeah. You're,
you're exhausted.
You're carrying all their weight and you're getting beat up and you're stressed
and you know, you're
trying to move and you can't breathe well because the person's weight is on top
of you. So you're not
getting like real breaths and you're constantly resisting their weight and it's
way easier for them
than it is for you. It's way easier to stay on top than it is to be on the
bottom.
It's a disaster. Well, people that grew up wrestling, you know, you look at
Miller, Mendez, Guida, um,
those guys have experienced that forever. Like it's, it's ingrained in them.
Most wrestlers don't
lose like a, a classic wrestling physique, even as adults, they still look like
they're like they were
guys that were real athletic at one time. You know, I remember one of the first
things my dad taught me,
you know, when I was younger in school, he's like, uh, you know, I think it was
after the first guy,
you know, wanted to fight me on the playground. He's like, you know, if you don't
know if the guy's
good at fighting, don't worry about it, unless he's a wrestler, he's like, just
if it's a wrestler,
try to back down because he's like, you don't know what to do. Smart dad. And
yeah, it was classic this,
this weekend when I was watching that fight, I'm like, okay, here we go. This
is just a classic.
He's gonna, you know, Connor had like 30 seconds at the start of those rounds.
And then it was just a
mauling. Yeah. Well, John Cavanaugh, who's Connor's trainer will be here next.
He's going to be here at
11 and we'll get a chance to talk to him and see what the fuck he thinks and
what happened. And
the bottom line is that guy's so much better than him as a grappler. So much
better. I mean,
he is on such a high level. When I talked to Daniel Cormier, Daniel Cormier
says that guy schools
world-class wrestlers in the gym, just throws people around. Yeah. Assassins.
Yeah. Probably one after
another. Yeah. He's just, he's a special talent. He's been wrestling since he
was a little kid, man.
I mean, he really has. There's a, you ever see the video of him wrestling a
bear? No, but I want to. You never saw it? No, but I want to. It's
fucking hilarious. It's him wrestling a brown bear. It's like a small brown
bear, like a Russian brown bear,
like our version of a grizzly in Russia. And he's fucking wrestling it. So you're
saying like a coastal peninsula
bear. Yeah. Like a peninsula. Yeah. Look, look.
What is happening? Yeah, that's him when he's a little kid. Look at this.
I mean, who, first of all, who the fuck lets their kid wrestle a bear? Yeah,
exactly. And the bear's biting him.
The bear's biting him. Look at this bear's biting his clothes. Bear's a total
cheater,
which prepared him for Connor this weekend because Connor did a lot of cheating.
Okay. If I would have
saw this, I would be making a bet. He gave up position because of the bite. You
see that?
He was on top and the bear bit him and he let the bear get on top. Now he's on
top. Yep. That's it's over.
Look at this. But it's not. Bears are squirrely, man. And bears have a really
good guard.
Oh, yeah. Look at the double leg.
He's laughing. That is awesome. That's him. That's him as a little boy. Look at
that.
1997. See, we can't do that stuff in America. I know. That's why we're going to
lose. I mean,
imagine if Mendez got to go out and just wrestle bears. Look how little he is,
too. I mean,
he's a little kid there, man. He looks like he's about eight years old.
Actually, I think in the neighborhood I grew up with the guidas, they probably
had one of these
in their garage. A bear? Yeah. Clay and Jason. They were both kind of nuts.
Maybe they did wrestle
some bears. What state was that? It was in Illinois. Northern Illinois.
Black bear? Johnsburg.
Yeah, probably. This is awesome. It's crazy.
You know what's interesting? I've been... Why doesn't he bite back? Didn't get
that training.
Yeah, don't do that, because then the bear's really going to get into it. Look
at the bear's trying to
bite his head and shit. Well, it's a little bear. But his dad just like, let
him ride it out. He's good.
Well, the bear is obviously being nice. They're having fun. I mean, even though
it's the bear,
you know, it's like when a dog is biting you when you're playing with them and
they're not trying
to hurt you. Look at that. But the bear's also on a chain, which is kind of
fucked up because the bear
can't circle correctly. Yeah, but think of those. I mean, that bear is... Look
at that guard.
Look at that guard. Very good. Bears have a very good guard.
Look at... This is awesome. Look at he shoots it low. I mean,
Russians are a fucking different breed, man. Yeah, exactly. They're a different
breed. And as
things are hard over there, we try to make things softer and softer over here.
We're giving kids
participation trophies. We don't want bullying. They're like, we're bringing a
grizzly into the
assembly and we're going to wrestle grizzlies today. Yeah. How old are you?
Eight and you haven't
wrestled a grizzly yet? What are you, a pussy? Yeah. Here we go. Yeah. A couple
shots of vodka,
grizzly bear. Well, you're seeing a lot of very, very tough guys come from that
part of the world.
Yeah. And they're fighting in combat sports now. Not just guys. Yeah. Women,
yeah. Not just guys.
Yeah. And as much as we're talking about wrestling, he impressed me stand up.
Oh, yeah. He cracked Conor with that big right hand. I mean, he stood up enough
to just say,
you know, I'm going to sit here and take a few and I'm going to give a few. But
then he went to
probably what his game plan was, I would assume. Well, you have to stand for a
little while because
if he just shoots in, he'll get caught with a knee or caught with a punch
rushing in. But he, I mean,
he landed the bigger shot. There was one big giant shot that was landed in that
fight and it was by
hand. Yeah. I mean, Conor hit him with some pretty good front kicks to the body
and some other things,
but didn't really get much 