Name: Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - November 24, 2018
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - November 24, 2018' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-11-25. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - November 24, 2018

here we go three two one my phone's off oh we're live ladies and gentlemen this
is a fight
companion podcast if you've ever listened to one of these before oftentimes we
don't even watch
the fights but we're talking about more things yes but we're watching the
fights certainly at least
some of the time there's more to life than fights did you guys decide to go did
you call each other
and say let's let's double blast with the lilac or is that just this is just
luck it's a happy
coincidence geniuses wear purple i just decided to wear purple i got here he's
wearing purple and
he's got a fucking purple car so he double purple yeah well that car infuriates
me now uh great gang
i've read that um lilac and i'm gonna call that lilac is actually a head turner
with the ladies
they're drawn to the color really yes so they say if you're gonna go out on a
date or you're gonna go
out on the town you might want to throw some lilac on your body or maybe ladies
will see the lilac and
think you're trying too hard maybe but it soothes my eye and i can't take my
eyes off your torso but
yet you don't like his car no his car well you told joe that well let's get rid
of that it's you
yeah well that he doesn't know he goes what do you have a wing on the back yeah
that finn is
ridiculous but we don't need that finn you do they actually make a wind touring
package hey the gt3
hey you just attacked my personage what the windbreaker means like one of them
jogging dad
type yeah no i'm not i'm john i'm an athlete and athletes keep their muscles
educate them on the
wing though uh the wing keeps the ass end down that's what it does yeah it's
downforce but here's
my question how come you buy a car in la traffic where you got to keep the ass
in traffic you know
i have one of those too right you know i have one with a wing my gg3 whale tail
isn't that what
they're called no that's different whale tail is like uh it's like it's
different it's like the
turbos they had a whale tail it's like a flat looking kind of thing that is a
part of the rear deck
this is lifted above the rear deck an actual tail it has brackets it's more
effective it is it's more
effective they don't have whale tails anymore no the whale tails went out with
a 1993 turbo
they're expensive to buy now though i guess you could like in a whale tail i
like that cars cars are
interesting cars like that are interesting because it's like the psychological
thing for all guys it's
like at least i know i have the power under my hood i'm never going to use it
but i know i got it
you still have a tesla we all want to know we have it listen to what you're
talking about that
you're a beta male bro no i'm not dude just because i'm in a windbreaker right
is there
could there be more of a beta comet no god i'm just in a windbreaker you drive
a tesla bro if you
drive fast it literally results in hundreds of pounds of downforce you don't
drive that fast you
don't have to drive that fast to feel the difference have you ever been out of
second
gear in that car of course dude i go it's very fast i hope the police are
listening i really do
you beta bro because you're irresponsible you beta but you have that fucking
tesla that's
that thing's fast as shit oh well my buddy you know frank's got that um frank
gorilla
has that why don't you put the headphones on so we don't talk over each other
he's got that dodge um
here's a challenge horsepower yeah he has like a hellcat that's souped up oh
yeah i beat him
well he's not going through midlife grace what are you saying i beat him off
the line oh so you're
racing irresponsibly on the streets for children oh wow bro might drop a ball
in the traffic fast and
furious started revving his engine don't rev your engine at me i'm good but if
you rev your engine
i mean i'll meet you halfway you care your engine doesn't even rev like wouldn't
you just just be
cool about it dude let him make his noise you're gonna get that you're gonna
get that new roadster
the one that they launched into space dope as fuck you're gonna get that thing
he's got a 600 mile
range i haven't seen it yeah the new tucco it's lighter and they have more room
for batteries
and they're more efficient with uh the battery software and everything does it
does it look so
that's my only problem with the tesla does it look cool the road still looks
dope it looks like
a combination of a ferrari and a lotus you never seen it no pull up that uh my
problem with the
tesla right now is that it did the battery doesn't last long enough it just
doesn't and i don't have
anywhere to charge it it'll get better though it'll get like the newer ones
that every year it'll get
better better better there it is it can handle space it can handle space that's
with the roof up
that's a beautiful put the roof down show a picture of the roof down kids call
it get the titties
out look at that look at that son 1.9 seconds 1.9 seconds 0 to 60 that's a
demon that car will make
your fucking rs porsche watch your fucking tone yeah one two i know but make
mine i'm getting one
i'm getting one now 1.9 seconds 0 to 60 that is a dope car dude can i you know
what 250 miles an
hour dude i know 621 mile range i just doesn't do it for me dude that doesn't
do it for you nope that
car i need a v10 i need a fucking v8 you gotta you have an inline six inline
six i need something
pretty gnarly though look at that dude i'm getting that that is a just so i can
be faster than brendan
just so i can laugh at you you'll be a lot faster you could drive that car to
vegas
you can also suck a dude off you can suck a dude off what in that car in that
car i wouldn't i
wouldn't do that unless he was wearing lilac unless he was i don't know man i
just can't get behind
the electric car you will well i'm sure well you've seen the porsche you've
seen the porsche
electric car coming out if anyone's gonna do it's gonna be porsche looks like
dog shit compared to
that how dude i don't it's like i don't know you anymore how much is that that
tycan
dude the porsche you see the all electric one it looks like shit jamie bring
that shit up porsche
i think it's called a tycan or something like that is it take hand it looks it
looks very similar to
that but way cooler how much is that how much is that roadster tesla they don't
know yet because
it hasn't been released but probably 200 yeah look at that what ew that does
not look nearly as good
that's a nice looking you're not as good as the tesla okay they're pretty
similar but it's a porsche
okay it's a beautiful car the tesla looks way better and i must say because my
good friend elon musk
makes it by the way we're good friends oh i forgot i like that that's right
dude that's not dope we text
each other do you elon musk i'm his friend that's your best friend that's kind
of bottom a clock see
that clock over there i got him one of those got him a custom tgt studios clock
no big deal
nothing nothing weird about that don't be scared of that weed is he still
trying to build that subway
underneath that motherfucker's trying to do everything he he's if you if you
like talk to
him in private i wish i could try his brain out for a day and find out what's
going on in there but
it's just rattling around information constantly things are flying around yeah
and he just just
grabbing it and stuffing it into boxes and digging holes under the ground and
shooting things to the
moon he's just he just his brain just doesn't stop he's single uh he is now
holla when you talk to guys like that who are lateral thinkers like you realize
like the guy who
made me feel really dumb and and almost like a fraud was brendan shop not brendan
shop peter teal i
taught i was listening to him talk and i went yeah i met him i had dinner with
at his house tonight and
i was like he was talking and i realized everything i say is basically an amalgam
of the things i've read
heard and he's one of the ones that write those things yeah he just thinks up
things on his own
like well you know he started paypal with elon god damn that's how those boys
got rich yeah paypal
that's one of the ways well whenever you think you're a black belt you realize
you're a white belt
here you go buddy pass that shit to me
elon elon went on the podcast when he asked him a question though he really
downloaded that data
before he gave an answer oh well he's um long pauses he's he's i would say he's
very uh he's
enthusiastic almost like a child with certain things like with his blowtorch
gun stuff like that
but when it comes to thinking about things like he'll just sit down and pause
before he gives you an
answer he wants to like really consider very smart because i just go and then
fucking tesla he's
thoughtful but that's also one of the charms of you is that you say stupid shit
that you wish you
didn't say right after you said it right right after you said i know he's like
god damn i probably
should have said that yeah my entire career yeah but look how well it's going
yeah i mean you're
doing a showtime special fucking two and a half years into comedy not even
right how many years into
comedy by the time you film it two and change two and change that's that's
outstanding i say
stick with what got you to the dance that's exactly verbal diarrhea just keep
going till i get
assassinated yeah i'll get assassinated things will get sick yeah you'll be
fine you're saying
funny shit it's not why why do you think you'd get assassinated what's that guy
got going in
talking some mad shit which guy i say crazy shit hey what's the referee wearing
the referee's like
wearing something around his waist a punch no no no it's like a it's an uh some
sort of electronics
or something it's a fanny pack is it maybe he says a fat dick maybe he's good
because he no
you see what i'm saying on both sides he's carrying something it looks like in
the front maybe it is a
fanny pack um damn we don't know who's fighting jingling jingling he is a beast
jingling i do know
the chinese yes he is is he how long has he been in the ufc folks watching at
home four minutes and 37
36 35 34 33 seconds into the first round dude fuck this card if it ain't chuck
tito i ain't watching
oh shit wow are they fighting today right i guess yeah that's fine they're
fighting tonight is there
an undercard for that or are they just there's an undercard with like they both
look in great shape
right yes they both look in great shape in great shape chuck has a gigantic uh
vein across his bicep
they've been tested too good sign always had that like kind of his belly always
sticks out we call it
the power gut power gut he's always had that even when he was at the top of the
food chain when he
was the best life oh shit zawada clipped him damn jingling um jingling even
when chuck was at the
top of the food chain he always had that always that's just how he's built he's
just built odd
tito was pointing at it it was really funny he was like making fun of him but
he was wearing a shirt
yeah he didn't have it didn't make any sense it was strange like you were in a
shirt the whole thing's
been a little strange well i think they should have done like uh because those
guys should go out
on their shields as hall of famers i think i wish you know chuck said when they
wanted to do the fight
he called dana and dana was like get the fuck out it ain't happening good luck
though and so i wish
they were done like a tough finale or like a big card and they're just like a
feature fight you know
what i i i want to see it i support everyone's right to do whatever they want
to do whenever they
want to do it as long as they're not hurting anybody and this goes into that
right i support your
right to bull ride i support your right to skydive yeah you do whatever you
want to do man and if
these guys like what is what are what is our thought and if they don't do this
they're going
to live forever no i mean they they know the risk they're big boys yep you know
the real question
is like uh should they be doing they went through all