Name: JRE MMA Show #50 with Yves Edwards
Uploaded: 2018-12-06T00:23:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE MMA Show #50 with Yves Edwards' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-12-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE MMA Show #50 with Yves Edwards' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-12-06. Transcript available.

JRE MMA Show #50 with Yves Edwards

powerful joke here we go four three two
hello events what's going on my friend not much my man what's that shirt what
is it a
moon smiley face yeah graffiti in the moon oh you know me and my smiley faces
yeah people would
graffiti the moon if they could get up good right that's probably the first
thing you're gonna have
to worry about these virgin flights they're planning on going there people
leaving some
that you could see from earth you know yeah pissing everywhere dude so much to
talk about so much
going on yeah there's a lot going on in the world of mma and the world of thug
jitsu yeah your world
mma even boxing there's a lot of a lot of going on in boxing looks like we're
going to get beyond
dionte wilder on monday he's going to be in here oh yeah yeah he's uh he's
saying did you see the
video on his uh uh instagram he shows that it's more than 10 seconds yeah it is
it's fact i mean
he plays the clock as soon as tyson fury goes down then it's more than 10
seconds before he gets
back up the only problem with that is i mean it's human error right you can't
you can't start
immediately right you know there's always that little that little space of time
isn't there
supposed to be a guy on the sideline though that starts the camera right yeah
yep and then he picks
it up with five four right yeah but the problem is referees you know when they're
in the heat of the
battle the adrenaline their seconds it's not like they have a stopwatch in
their hand they hit it every
time a guy goes down which why don't they have probably it's too much to
remember we're just
talking about the heat of the moment boom click is that too much to remember i
mean think about all
the tyson fury has to remember that's all instinct right yeah if you're i mean
that fight
i wanted of course i'm i'm rooting for wilder because i like i like big knockouts
you know what i mean
yeah and um he looked good in the first two rounds and he just looked like he
abandoned the the game
plan and he was just looking for the knockout after that well he he's got a
problem the problem is he
can knock anybody the out that's a problem anybody except that guy except tyson
fury it seems like he
almost knocked him out like he knocked him out yeah he was out if it wasn't i
mean he definitely did 10.
he was definitely down for 10. but here's the thing if the referee instead of
saying eight said seven
instead of saying six said five would have gotten up quicker i think he
probably would have because
he's waiting for eight nine and then he's standing up because he's trying to
give himself he's an old
vet he's trying to give himself as much recovery time as he can i don't know
when i watch when i watch
him getting up i look at that that replay and you see his head like his head
comes up like he's trying
to get up and he can't and then he just like stands up like a zombie i i think
that's some gypsy
it's scary well i did not expect him to get up um i was celebrating were you
yeah yeah that's what
was i was in my own wilder wilder celebrating too the thing was like when he
went down i went oh
i can't believe he knocked him out in the 12th like that and it was the left
hook going down
that was the craziest boom the right hand then bang the left hook going down it
was so insane and he
walked off it was a walk off it was a walk off knockout he was dancing and he
was pointing to his
woman in the audience and she was saying i love you and he was like the whole
thing was a celebratory
moment and then the look on his face when he realized that tyson fury had
gotten up like what
yeah you know you know what that is remember remember the 80s and 90s um the friday
the 13th
movie yeah when you kill jason yeah and then you turn around it's like oh shit
that one's still here
when you're full sit up that's what that was how does wilder punch so hard as a
man who studied
martial arts his whole life like there's some dudes right don't you think yeah
just they have
some free explosive power but it's crazy how much he's got he's only 212 pounds
that's the crazy thing
it's like he's very small for a heavyweight like a lot of these guys 250
remember remember a guy named
mike tyson oh yeah he was still like in the 215s right he was like 215 yeah
yeah not much like a
truck i don't i don't know how i mean i didn't have that kind of power my my
knockouts were from like
stuff you didn't see yeah you know and quickness but like a guy like jeremy stevens
it's like that you
know melvin gillard had that kind of power it's it's i don't i how do you
develop i don't know if you
could develop that i think that's a natural thing yeah rumble johnson type yes
yeah yes i don't think
you can develop that i don't think so i think you can accentuate it i think if
a guy hits hard with
better technique and you hit harder i think it's a bone structure thing i mean
it's like if you look at
uh dionte he's kind of built like a gigantic tommy hearns yeah you know yeah
just widen the shoulders and
his back is just a bundle of like sea ropes yeah it's just it's like those uh
those thick ass
ropes that they use for for boats you know what i mean when they moor ships
that's like the muscles
in his back just just jack back that's where all the power comes from i guess
you should let him body
shot you all that all that dude yeah that dude's a scary dude man yeah he hits
harder than anybody i
think in recent memory like his one shot power it's ridiculous i what do you
think i mean tyson was a
better boxer but a pure boxer too so but like i i would love to see like big
power punchers like they
they need to make a boxing game where they where they have all the and i'm i
guess they might have i
don't know but they need to have one where they have like all the power punchers
and do like a power
puncher tournament right well you know what i feel like that's a there was a
perfect boxing match
because you have enticing fury first of all you have this guy that overcame
depression and suicidal
thoughts and you know drug addiction and alcoholism i mean he was just obesity
yeah he was living in a
world of depression he was just drinking constantly and doing coke and his life
up and then loses more
than 100 pounds cleans himself up gets in there against the scariest guy in the
heavyweight division
and puts on a boxing clinic however he still gets clipped he still gets clipped
not once but twice
hard and dropped hard especially in the 12th round so it's like for a person
who loves watching fights
it's such a perfect fight because you've got so first of all they're both great
guys like like both guys like
you if you're a fan of like exceptional human beings both guys are great guys
yeah like the more i see
deontay wilder interact with his family talk about things talk about the way he
approaches fighting
the more i appreciate what he's doing you know and then tyson fury how do you
not love the guy and the
way they exchanged like pleasantries after the fight was over and tyson was
telling him he loved him and he
kissed his fist i mean it's like he is like great all around a great feeling
after even though it was a
draw it was like i felt good about it that was rocky one it was rocky one that's
what that was it was
rocky one right it was rocky one sort of right but it wasn't the slugger that
won you know i mean what
it was was just a great but nobody won nobody won yeah in the first one right
yeah yeah it was a great
great boxing match that's what it was it was like it had all the good elements
it was the best heavyweight
fight i've seen in a long time i mean that might have been better than than
holyfield tyson that's
hard to say i know holyfield was like the good guy coming in against the bad
guy like there was so much
to that fight and then with tyson like you thought he was invincible and then
holyfield just eating his
shots and slowly beating him down and then eventually stops him i don't know i
think it's the ear bitten
was his bite no that was the second one right yeah second fight yeah yeah that
was uh it was uh it was
one of the best i'll tell you what though man anthony joshua versus klitschko
was one of the best in a
long time before that yeah you know they're gonna goad that fella into a fight
someone's gonna someone's
gonna trick that fella into a fight i want to see those that that that three-way
mix you know yeah i think
joshua better stay the away from wilder if i had it if i was in his corner i
was like dude you get hit
sometimes you don't want to get hit anytime by that guy right he's he's trying
to avoid him i mean he's
got his head movement going now yeah i know he's waking up in the morning like
just bobbing and weaving
it's like the dudes like that the consequences of getting clipped are so great
it's so it's so
interesting when someone has that kind of power the consequences are just so
great they're different
than anybody else because you never stop watching you never stop watching that
fight with with with
tyson fury i mean we saw the gap getting bigger in the points but then that
ninth round hit yeah and
he dropped him and it's like yeah see he could still do it and you're watching
watching then the
12th round he hit him and then you know if you're a wilder fan like me you're
jumping up and you you're
celebrating you you know your victory and then zombie gets up dude i'm so
impressed not only did
he get up he won the remaining parts of the round he stung wilder had him back
off like that can't
well i guess it could but it doesn't really happen in mma where somebody just
gets destroyed or or
dominate i guess in mma would be like a bad beating in one round and then the
next round you come out and
you're just like fresh because when he dropped him and when he get when when
fury got up and he
looked at him you know he was a little bit broken he's probably like all right
i'm gonna take this
out right and then fury put it on him a little bit yeah and that probably not
broke his spirit but
that probably made him kind of shrink up a little bit you know he got lit i
mean he definitely got
stung he got cracked yeah and you see him like his eyes roll back he backed off
a little bit and then
he grabbed the hole of tyson i'm like whoa he got rocked look both guys are
incredible good conditioning
too for for for heavyweights i mean yeah for to take shots that late and
because that that's a lot
about conditioning when you get tired you you you know your brain's ready to
shut off yeah and to be
that big i mean six foot nine 256 pounds and still have that kind of
conditioning you know and wilder
to carry that knockout power in the 12th after being frustrated and just whiffing
a lot for 12
fucking rounds that exhausts you yeah the punches you missed that takes so much
off of you yeah take so
much yeah yeah it was uh just great all around it was just great what's the
best what's the best
boxing fight you can remember watching in your lifetime live not not in person
but just watching
it as it happens wow that's a good question i think julio cesar chavez versus
meldrick taylor a lot
of people say that i didn't watch that one live because taylor was so good yeah
he was so fast and
he was winning up until the 12th round and chavez just kept the pressure kept
the pressure kept the
pressure kept the pressure and then eventually crack crack he hit some of the
big right hand in the
12th round you see meldrick is just beaten down the downside of that fight is
meldrick taylor was never
the same again yeah that was one beating that just he crossed over beyond the
pale yeah and went to the
dark lands it's just not good after that fight so what what do you think if um
was it richard steel
was the ref i think it was so steel doesn't start that fight in in those last
seconds and meldrick
taylor wins on the cards then then what happens is there a rematch and does he
look the same as he like
was he the same guy after that i think if he wins rematch he's done he's done
no matter what i mean
remember when terry