Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1224 - Adam Greentree
Uploaded: 2019-01-15T00:31:40.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1224 - Adam Greentree' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-01-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1224 - Adam Greentree' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-01-15. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1224 - Adam Greentree

three two one all the way from down under how are you brother what's going on
good good to see you
again man yeah hell yeah you're on a wild magical mystery tour of the united
states of america here
it's been amazing with your kids you cute little kids yeah they're cute if they're
not your own
am i adorable i love kids but you uh you're taking them too you took everybody
like you're
here for how many months uh five months you're moving tired of australia no
hell no just a big
trip no it's better over here it is i love america is it better um can't say
that they won't let you
back in yeah probably not they're very different you know but the american
landscape how unique the
landscape is you know from the rocky mountains you know to the desert it's just
does australia have
any mountains yeah heaps yeah everyone thinks australia is just like this flat
piece of sand
of sand yeah yeah but it's not there's heaps of mountain ranges and really yeah
how tall do they
get um i don't know the height but they're up there like a real mountain like
rocky mountain like a real
mountain like rocky mountain yeah really yeah wow dude let me tell you
something your 28 days that
you did in the brocky mountains out here that we put on instagram you know that
we're promoting it
constantly yeah that was like one of the most talked about that like every i
got calls from all my friend
bert kreischer was obsessed with you he wouldn't stop calling me about it he's
like the guy's by
himself the video with him with the grizzly bear and he's pointing the gun at
it jesus christ the
fucking weirdest thing is it's that's normal it is that's very normal but
society is so removed from
it now well if you're out there it's normal to get false charged by a grizzly
bear yeah you're living
with nature yeah it's one good reason not be out there i was talking with uh
kim about this we
hiked into the back of montana to the spot that's usually got a bunch of grizzly
bears that i'd go to
and uh we're talking about you how you won't come out to australia hunting
because you're scared of
everything the difference is when you're walking around the mountains here it
can happen at any
point because yeah grizzly bears have got feet they walk on land in australia
you pretty much have
to go into the water so you're only worried about that when you go to collect
water or you're thinking
about having a wash or something here it's full time for whatever reason it
doesn't bother me as much
to get killed and eaten by a bear than it does a giant saltwater crocodile it
should i reckon the
crocodile would be nicer what yeah it'd be nicer it'd like grab you drag you
down you drowned anyway
you know and then it would do what it wants with you a grizzly bear is going to
maul you
scratch your face off bite your neck take chunks out of you it's going to be
longer dude yeah but it's american
we don't want no foreign yeah ain't fucking no fun is eating me uh there's
something about uh grizzly
bears that's the most terrifying things that they just eat you they don't kill
you first they just
hold you down yeah start eating you yeah yeah they treat you the same way they
treat a salmon you know
when you see them hold down salmon and they take big bites out of it they don't
make sure they kill
there's no nice thought behind it you know it's like yeah i'll finish it off
first and then
no yeah did you see the mountain lion that i end up hunting yes i did yeah and
like mountain lions
usually kill their prey but obviously grab the calf and it was eating this calf
while it was still alive
like a beef cow calf yeah i saw the video yeah pretty disturbing and then i
seen one not long ago
someone shared with me with a mountain lion dragon a mule deer down it's like
chomping on this mule deer
before it actually dies you know and it's like there's just not that thought
process there there's not
that human you know no as long as they make sure that they have it as a meal
and it's not going
anywhere they'll just start eating done yeah yeah wolves do the same thing uh
some friends uh were elk
hunting and they came across this elk who uh these wolves had torn the back
legs apart and were uh it
was in the river and the wolves were eating it while it was in the river and
the thing was moaning and
screaming it couldn't go anywhere yeah bull elk yeah in the in the water and
they just
pretty pretty horrible for us but you know nature don't give a standard for
them yeah it's uh have
you encountered any wolves when you're out there yeah plenty of times yeah the
first time i went to
canada was northwest territories and there was a pack of wolves that they were
chasing a caribou bull
and they pretty much chased this thing to like a laver or sweat you know like
the this is in winter
so the bull the caribou bull got really hot and they chased it into the
freezing cold river and they
sort of surrounded it in the river and then they just left it and they walked
off you know and it
wasn't that they were walking away from their kill they knew the job was done
the wolves went back up
high and they got onto these rocky benches and sat in the sun and were like
drying out their cells and
cooling down and drying out this caribou never left the river it was like just
quivering in the river and then
that afternoon when we come back that caribou was just a carcass with like
flesh hanging off the ribs
on the side of the river so they come back down once the river had done its job
and
ate it wow smart as hell that's that's really crazy that that intelligent that
they know it's over
they're like okay he's in the water he's in the water we can chill now dry off
yeah yeah that is
bananas yeah crazy they're so wise people that i know that have seen them in
the forest say they look
at you a different way yeah they look at you there's a way they look through
you they look at you in a
way like almost like they think that that's the reason why that the the myth of
the werewolf exists
is that people that have these terrifying encounters with wolves they swear
that it's part human
yeah because like pees and into you yeah they're looking into you they're
figuring you out you know
you gotta think what it would be like if you're just out there you know if you're
lucky live five
years old right you get this hard scrap of life out there chasing much larger
animals than you and
you've got to kill them with your face yeah make it happen or die yeah crazy i
had a pack of like 30
wolves this last trip that i was in bc and they kept coming around camp we had
horses and that in
camp and um one day i ventured out to try and get onto them and get a better
look at them and they
just without seeing me they just kept this perfect range you know like that how
back to me i was trying
to call them in i was howling that how back to me and they just keep this
perfect range and you could
tell the whole time they were communicating because they'd there'd be another
war for a couple of wolves
that were like a couple of miles in the other direction and you could hear them
moving the
same pattern that the rest of these wolves were and i got eyes on them from a
distance they walked
across an ice lake and other than that i never really seen them but i guarantee
you those wolves
looked at me a bunch of times like they're just a different hunter dude yeah
they're probably just
trying to figure out what what they can do with you yeah such a such an eerie
feeling too so it's like
snow and it's like way in the back country of british columbia and like i'm
going up on these
mountains it's like big pine trees and everything like that and just every
direction around you howling
dude you'd hear them howling you'd hear them do it sounds like a bark it's not
it's like this short howl
and then every now and then you'd hear one howl different and you could tell
that that was the alpha
there's the sound that it was letting out dude was like eerie awesome place to
be if you're in the
nature like crazy place to be if you're not in into nature your nightmare like
yeah well the thing
about them that's so fascinating about them is they're cooperative and they
almost are they they
know what to do without without even communicating they know what to do they
have plans and strategies
they know how to how to box someone in and circle around like if an animal's
running in a certain
direction they get out in front of it they know what to do they know what to do
yeah so they end up
being a set of caribou tracks that i end up getting onto and following and
every wolf track was a
certain you know section apart from that and they were funneling it into this
big drainage i had to end
up returning back to camp because it was getting dark but i would have loved to
have kept following and
seeing if they actually like they're efficient yeah good chance they end up
catching that caribou you
know and killing it yeah well it's it's really interesting seeing them adapt to
uh once in 1994
when they got reintroduced to yellowstone seeing them readapt to that the whole
west and really expand
and just dominate dominated them yeah it's crazy we were talking recently about
uh wyoming there was this
one um surplus kill these wolves had run across a bunch of uh uh cows elk cows
and they'd kill like 18 of them
and just killed them just slaughtering yeah they just they got they caught them
i think in high snow
yeah they couldn't get away and so these wolves just one after another just
killed them all
and didn't even eat them good practice i think it's good practice and i also
think while it's snowy
out they probably figured look we'll come back to this yeah leave it in a pile
oh for sure yeah
it's that whole nothing ever goes to waste i suppose if they don't eat it then
a grizzly eats it if
the grizzly don't eat it birds are eating badgers there's something there's
something eating it
yeah that's a fact yeah an animal like i mean even if a hunter hits an animal
and doesn't recover it
that that's not going to waste no no that's right everyone everything goes back
to the earth i think
we've spoken about this before you know like the world's the ultimate predator
like everything's fuel
in the world you know the growth on the earth yeah it really is uh it's just a
fascinating cycle when
you're out there and you realize that it doesn't care about 4g or cities or
cars i'm on lte bro
4g is i remember when 4g was good 3g 3g 4g lte yeah that's the one yeah that's
the good one yeah
when you're out there in the woods and you're doing these live streams or these
um these uh instagram
stories how are you how are you hooking up when you're out there some of them
are saved so some of
them are like i think that that last year when i did the solo hike for the arnhem
land like the
northern territory of australia that was like a 13 day delay i think where
every day i was still
documenting it but it wasn't until that i got back into civilization that i was
uploading it each day
so when you do it on your phone it just saves it on the phone i'm just filming
it in the normal camera
mode and then uploading it but a lot of places especially here in the us when
you're up high
like usually i've got half decent reception i'll do a little bit of research
what's the best provider
in the area ate you know verizon whatever it is and i'll end up getting a sim
card for that
you know provider and then usually if i'm up high it's not too bad but it just
depends where you are
like back country bc nothing at all oh yeah there's nothing yeah northern
territory australia like
arnhem land like nothing at all yeah what about satellite you can't upload data
really well from
satellite oh yeah that's the issue and if you could you'd want to be freaking
rich because it would
charge you an arm and a leg yeah yeah i saw these things at rei you put them on
your backpack it's like
an extender okay yeah and it somehow or another extends your cell phone range i
used to use them
back in the olden days are they legit uh