Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1230 - Killer Mike
Uploaded: 2019-01-24T03:58:48.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1230 - Killer Mike' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-01-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1230 - Killer Mike' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-01-24. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1230 - Killer Mike

four three two one boom so i took a four and a half hour ride down to san diego
because my
friend brendan was filming a showtime special yeah and it was run the jewels
the entire way
down and back thank you man it was awesome thank you i wish i could work out as
hard as people
work out to our music i've lost 31 pounds but i'd be 90 pounds down easy now
that was one of the
things that i'm saying this is workout music yeah it is it is and el and i are
chubby as two fat
little bears but well you were saying you lost 31 pounds yeah 31 down i maybe
picked up three over
the holidays but i'm on i'm on my path i really am shout out to al claiborne um
who's from out here
who's a hell of a trainer if i had his discipline i'd already be 100 pounds
down but the goal is 100
in the next 18 months you can do it yeah i know i'm just just eat bad and got
lazy yeah but you know
what man you could turn it's one of those things where you just if you could
stick with it for 90
days it'll become a part of your life well that's the goal that's the goal you
know i mean and and
and and i'm about it like because i like meat so i still get to eat meat and i
like green stuff
and i don't like salad dressing so i think it's gonna be relatively easy for me
yeah like olive oil
and vinegar does not taste bad bro i don't even use that like when i have a
salad when my wife makes
salad she literally will make the salad she may add a little gold cheese or not
she'll you know may
she'll throw some chicken or some steak on there but if it's fruit in the salad
i don't need any
salad dressing just throw some strawberries or some apples or something
something to just give me that
spry of juice and i'm good now if i could figure out doing that three to four
times a day versus the
one meal i'm with my wife and then eating like trash in the studio i'll be
great yeah that's the
problems when the temptation rolls in you see burgers and fries yeah fuck it
you see a coca-cola
yeah that's my that's that that really is it for me i had to quit sodas they're
the worst which is
which is which brings me to cripicola yeah so what is cripicola you gave me two
bottles of it but i
wanted to keep in the refrigerator i want to enjoy it and it's perfect
temperature coca-cola pepsi
cola rc cola anything with cola right has probably killed more americans than
anything else in the
world right so anything that's cola because coca-cola's provided tons of jobs
in my hometown i don't want to
diss them they might promote a concert of mine right but we know that sugary
drinks aren't good
for you right yet we don't have an aversion to we don't criminalize sugar and
my doctor literally
told me michael sugar is poison right i want you to work it out of your diet
but these kids that are
members of these little punk-ass street fraternities essentially gangs we
criminalize and villainize a
bunch of teenagers who simply don't have anything to do they don't have jobs
they don't have skills
they don't have organization they don't have police athletic league like they
used to they don't have
people engaging them in academics or sports where they used to so they just
kind of you know mess
off fuck off sometimes fuck up and violence happens right if you could take
those same kids with
entrepreneurial spirit that'll sell you water on the side of a highway and you
add it to something the
public already wants anyway cola you create something like cripple cola and b-pop
and essentially what
you're doing is creating the same sugary shit that we all go by and drink and
we shouldn't
and now we're giving the structure of say a hell's angels to say yeah you can
say we're a criminal
organization but we still can sell you a fucking t-shirt because we're now
paying our taxes we're now
employing people and we're now doing what we're supposed to do and that's what
i wanted to give
the gift of my friends who are who are members of street fraternities and we
actually pulled it off at the
show these guys actually managed to bring something in microcosm to the market
in atlanta it did well
enough for us to keep continuing doing it and i want to see how far it can go
and what's in it
sugar water artificial artificial um what is it food color and flavoring that's
it it's i think it's
six ingredients total oils guys have you ever do you know what zevia is you
ever fuck with zevia you
mean the fake sugar stuff you use it's no zevia is uh soft drinks that are made
with stevia yeah but
the thing is like you know what i found out with me with sugar it's either just
do it or don't like
for me it's easier to do things that are actually a real just sugar like a mexican
coke or just have
you know some carbonated water with lemons in it i don't do well with the
invitation it's kind of
like getting a hand job i want the whole thing i know what you're saying but
this stuff is good
it's it's different i've had some my man pooh bear who asked for justin peter
he's did it it's just
my i am such an addict you want the real thing yeah so it doesn't make sense
for me sometimes to
tempt myself like i'll do it from water i just i do a lot of water now a lot
more water now and i do a
lot of club soda with lime which i used to talk shit to lp about i mean you're
drinking white guy
drinks and now it's l is ordering a fucking you know he's ordering a drink
drink and i'm just like
y'all take a club soda in line that's good man if you could stick on that path
shouts out to my man
bear loke um who is a friend and mentor a lot of times you might see a guy with
me um who does
security bear introduced me to shaolin kung fu you're basically kicking and
punching and moving
around he also introduced me to a lot of the guests that are on your show um
including you know guests
that talk about intermittent fasting talks about getting rid of sugars and
stuff and he just loves
me like a big brother so he keeps me in tune but what's going on he's the
person that actually
introduced me to stevia always good to know a guy like that he's got his finger
in the pulse i like to
know people that are smarter than me so i don't have to learn as much i can
just go to them with
questions yeah that's the move yeah i don't i don't like being the smartest guy
no yeah well i don't
have that choice that's that option's not possible yeah you need to get another
rule of your smartest
yeah fuck that yeah i mean talking to elon musk on the show about that when he
was um talking to me
about the thoughts that are bouncing around inside of his head that he can't
control and then it's always
been his whole life like he wouldn't want to be me i was like jesus christ i'm
just thinking about it
i thought i did something cool smoking with mar and that was definitely cool
but you getting
muster to smoke is classic stoner history in the making right there yeah i didn't
even the thing
about it is if i had any idea that people would react to it that way i mean i
would just do that
in a normal show that's normal california it's legal i smoke weed it's no big
deal it's fun it's uh
it's like a camaraderie thing i think so i think so everybody's sharing space
together it's a peace
pipe of sorts absolutely it's one of the only things you sip off that another
man's lips touched
like everybody does it yeah right well women too but we just don't admit to
ourselves that there's
another guy that's true but that's like it's been washed yeah this is like
joint to joint to person
right there no wash like if someone wanted to give you a haul off of their
cigar try this you'd be like
get the fuck out of here i've actually had i've actually noriega did that to me
manuel noriega
no no no noriega's a rapper victor santiago yeah i definitely would smoke cigars
with noriega i
wish i would have smoked cigars and done coke and i'm not a cocaine user but i
would have definitely
yeah my wife talked about going to colombia and i said honey i've never said
this to you she said what
i said if we're going to colombia we're going to do cocaine
i said of all the places in the world i said no to cocaine everywhere from dubai
to denver but in
colombia i say why fuck it we're here we're at the source yeah when you're in
hawaii you eat
poi yeah you know you go to a luau i would try for sure those leaves the
chewing of the coca leaves
and in peru when you as you ascend up the mountain shots out the mortal
technique my peruvian
raw rap friend i love that dude yeah i do too i think man he's been on a couple
times he's a great
guy i'm a great human being man dude that guy brought me a plate of his grandma's
food to the
podcast studio that's how down home that dude is he's one of the best human
beings a plate
of food he's a great human man like he's a great he that like that's more of
the stuff i'm saying
people need to do instead of arguing ideas and extremes you need to get with
people who don't
look like you are not culturally alike yeah and you need to allow them to do
things like that
because that creates friendships empathy and builds bridges instead of burning
well he's just a real
dude he is he's a real dude like who he is i mean that is who he is he's got
very strict
ethics in his mind he's a he's he's essentially smart he's like a soldier you
know in terms of
he how he thinks and operates and takes care of his people and moves you know i
he took me on my
first tour with rap music um as well rap music before me and ella went out
together i went out with
him you know i mean and we ran through the south together and i just he was
just pro all the way
and we became friends and i just love him to death now and i'd go to war with
him any day yeah he's a
great dude i've hung out with him a few times yeah like him a lot he came to my
mother's funeral god
bless his soul did he really yeah i believe that that sounds like him yeah yeah
it's uh there's
good people out there man even in show business wacky ass show business yeah
there are good people
yeah there are good people in show business none of the people in offices you
can trust but the talent
we're okay yeah well even in the offices there's some good folks out there
there's some good agents and
good people they get a bad rap you know what it is man it's just hard can you
imagine how hard it
is and you know how hard it is to make it in in entertainment as a performer
yeah right you know
your path how it's difficult for everybody now imagine you have to rely on
other people performing
and you have to pick the winners you gotta figure out who's who's gonna work
for you a bunch of addicts
and emos like in terms of the talent like we're we're i know i give my managers
headaches three four
days a week god bless your souls you know i know i do i i really like my friend
today who's with me um he's a
promoter e right eric millhouse so when i met him we were doing a show we were
booked to do a show
um me and another artist well the other artist contract didn't say pay
regardless mine said pay
regardless so after the show i wish my money and everyone's like what what are
you talking about
you don't get paid i'm like no i wish my money or i think it may have been
before like i'm not going
on and he ends up snatching me in another office like look i'm gonna pay you
don't tell the other
fucking guy oh jesus and i said and that's how we became friends i took my
money acted like i didn't
get paid talk about them in front of the other guy and then called him later
like man i don't know
what the made you hold cold but thank you and we've been friends so when he
called me and said you're
going to joe rogan's experience i'm like you're coming with me that's hilarious
yeah those sketchy
gigs we're not sure if you're gonna get paid i know it's part of the business
it's the chitlin circuit
you know it's like me and ti playing montgomery alabama in 2003 wow you know it's
chitlin circuit
wow it's fun the chitlin circuit is fun i will advise anyone who who likes like
you know you like
street rap to get to the south and get to one of those small clu