Name: Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - January 26, 2019
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - January 26, 2019' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-01-27. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - January 26, 2019

all the results five four three two one boom and we're live ladies and
gentlemen it's a fight
companion uh it's me uh brian cowen's on the way but it's his birthday and uh
he's old as
and sometimes you get old you lose your keys and you don't know what time it is
and
shit tesla eddie bravo yo yo um and brendan chob is up in this
bitch what up and we're watching bellator hope nobody at the ufc gets mad but
it's a big fight
this is an important one we are um right now this is the heavyweight finals is
going to be
fedor versus ryan bader i'm excited for that i am excited about that i'm very
excited i like ryan
bader at heavyweight he looks fucking fantastic love him he's bigger than me
right now dude how
many of these guys just should have done that a long time ago and just stopped
cutting weight went
to heavyweight just crucifying their body chris weidman i think is kind of one
of the main ones
you think so i think he's gonna excel at light heavyweight he's got a disc
replaced in his neck
yeah he's up but i'll figure it out the worst nightmare though for a fighter in
wrestling or mma
is just being overpowered by somebody right that's why they're killing
themselves they just want to
they would rather go in there uh depleted than get thrown around it's so old
school it's such an old
school way of thinking i feel like it makes sense though a little bit i mean to
be that really in
in wrestling it's it's i know but look at tj dillashaw look at tj dillashaw oh
yeah but that's hard to
say let's let's talk about that fight because i watched that fight several
times i'm of the opinion
that was a quick stoppage early stoppage for sure stop it early and here's here's
my here's my other
point with that when they're 125 pounds you can let it go on a little longer
than if they were heavyweights
i'd i'd hear more on the side of let it go longer because they're 125 pounds
they could be a thousand
pounds each and that fight got stopped quick let them fight especially
especially when you're talking
about a legacy fight i was spending 69 bucks how about tj exactly that's a
legacy fight right that guy
drained his body to get down 125 pounds hey don't get me wrong though henry cejudo
is a bad
motherfucker he probably would have beat him anyways maybe but for people that
are paying for the the
event we want to see some highlight we want to see a definite knockout we don't
want to yes you know
i thought i thought the ref whoever he was he was just in the beginning you
could tell he wanted to
stop it or like there's guys that they just they just want to get in there and
like save their lives
he's a really good you're not going to save anybody's life he made a mistake
look it's hard to
do it's a hard job i am so glad i'm not a referee because when they make a
mistake they can't say oh
i fucked up let's do it again you remember they used to be able to do you
remember when big john
mccarthy stopped the fight between marillo bustamante and uh matt uh fuck matt
linland matt linland
matt linland tapped and said he didn't tap and big john mccarthy let the fight
continue
matt and he tapped him again they got him in an arm bar check out this time oh
look at that right
away damn we missed an arm bar that was some serious jiu-jitsu right well we'll
see it in the
highlights we're jesus christ we're just warming up yeah yeah let's get that
was nice yeah hell yeah
hey bellator's got some high-level fights now man they are like on on the way
up they're as close to
the ufc's you can get right they have the biggest prospect in the sport in in pico
yeah by far yeah
taking it back a little bit what about conan silveira versus saka fucking robba
remember that
yeah man same thing they redid the fight yeah the whole fight got redid it got
stopped that was big
john too and then they decided you know what let them fight again big john he
got hit later that night
conan hit um sakuraba sakuraba dropped and went down for a single and they
stopped the fight and he's
like what the you doing but that was in japan they pulled him aside in japan it's
like wild west bro
they were like no i don't know why they don't let big john score the rounds
that's tight i don't know
why they don't let them chime in unofficially with a scorecard and tell
everyone how it's going
the problem with that is when i did it the problem was when they announced the
unofficial scorecard
and if i was right and you know the general consensus was on my side and they
flash it yeah if if the if
the other fighter wins dude those judges get trashed they should they should
yes they have to be held
responsible so but this is this no this is what it was though you know in the
beginning the ufc was you
know bending over backwards for the commission just you know just you know
because they had to well they
still are they had to but they still are but boxing doesn't have to do that
boxing doesn't have to bend
over backwards for the commission boxing was around before the commission word
so boxing doesn't have
to kiss ass to the commission the ufc had to because they were a new sport and
the commission could have
easily just shut it down so it was a different dynamic right but the the
difference is you were
doing it as an independent meaning you weren't doing commentary so we were
doing commentary and you were
coming in in between rounds it was very educational if big john was doing it
the problem would be that
he's actually doing commentary while he's doing it that's very hard to do i'm
not a fan of doing
that because when i'm doing commentary i'm telling you what's happening but
really what i'm trying to
do is be entertaining i'm trying to give some life to it i'm trying to like put
some emotion to it but
i'm not really scoring no i'm not saying that but i'm not saying have like say
you score it and then
also do the fight i'm saying maybe have him outside of it because they have 17
commentators
big john is their big guy though now it's goldie and big john well you have
frank mary of chael sonan
you got yeah but while the fights are happening with the voice you're hearing
on television is big
john there's no way he can do that in my opinion i don't feel like that would
be a big jimmy smith
used to do that i'm not saying you can't do it jimmy smith used to do scoring
in between it was good
it was good jimmy's very good at what's he gonna do now oh i don't know man i'm
not happy i'm not
i'm not happy that the ufc got rid of him i think he's really good i get it i
understand it they have
a lot of other people did he leave bellator on bad terms or good terms i do not
know i think they
were cutting the money it was a financial thing i don't think he left on he's
still on good terms he but
they offered him less money because they have these other dudes so he's like
the ufc is obviously their
dream job but they signed a one-year contract did you ask anybody why they let
him go they
want to use fighters it wasn't a fit they decided did fight yeah they want ufc
fighters they want ufc
fighters you know what that's how the nfl is yeah nfl you know that the the
colored commentator is
always a former dude tony romo always tony romo as a commentator oh the best he
calls exactly what's
gonna happen before it even happens he goes all right this is people kind of
dislike it i love it
he goes this can be a run to the right get ready and then that's sure enough
that's what they do he
reads it before it all happens then they even check he goes all right he's
gonna throw a slant the top
left hire that dude yeah higher the store last night they were talking about
how insane his commentary
i love him they're like he's the best jason tebow was saying he's best commentator
in all sports
what game did he commentate uh he did the uh i think oh he did the uh brady
game the the patriots
it's cheese dude that game i know it's about mma but fuck dude hey eddie talk
us through this by the
way here here's the he's going yeah but while this is happening while this is
happening dude well
let's call this guy's name out too because we didn't give this guy's name away
he he was um
to counter the takedown he goes for kimura and he just he rides that kimura all
the way
to an arm bar and then he kind of swims with the with the kimura still intact
the arm pops and boom
fucking beautiful huh that's some tight ass submission you look strong it's
just a super
powerful kimura yeah amazing amazing powerful beard because kimuras aren't just
for kimuras kimuras
are for back takes and for straight arm bars setups you know what i mean so um
yeah the the traditional
kimura is probably the heart you know when you you take the arm and you crank
it behind his back that's
probably the hardest of the three you know it's probably easier just to use the
kimura grip to
take the back or to turn it into a spiderweb arm bar adele altamini mimi adele
altamimi
aka chris pratt's friend
chris pratt's in there with him is chris pratt a comedian no
dare he's the guy who controls the philosopher raptors bro the guy from jurassic
park dude i don't
watch jurassic park gardens of the galaxy oh my god i walked out of that as
soon as that little
wood little animal thing what do they call it what is it diesel voice what is
this oh my god how
dare you wow the raccoon out of that there's chris pratt right there he's with
the guy the whole
way what is happening now this is a little overboard why is chris so intense chris
i love you buddy but
get the out of the picture he's translating and that shirt is way too tight and
that's coming from
a guy like me that's way too tight that's how i like to wear mine no you don't
sir no you don't
yeah especially for my tv he has a mid-triff not only am i doing that i'm doing
push-ups before i get up
there bro how dare you i'm gonna do some uh some dips on some chairs um that's
a beautiful arm bar though
dude let's hear chris pratt get on the mic shout out to the earth we don't have
to turn it up it's
okay because i i i don't want um oh we should tell people with what the time
code is do we have a
time code up yeah but it was so quick it froze and then i took it off and i
took it off and we'll
let you guys know bellator's idea maybe they think hey how about we we uh have
celebrities walk out
with these fighters they'll try anything bro they'll try porn no this point no
he tried fighter
porn is it kind of the men fighters the female fighters bang each other uh they
they're doing
well i mean it's just paramount no no no no that was a disaster they've done
pay-per-view it was a
disaster not the hoist gracie one they made money on that one i don't think
that was pay-per-view was
it these do well like the the paramounts do well they get good ratings am i
wrong i think the hoist
gracie one was not pay-per-view you can shamrock well i don't that's not paper
that wasn't pay-per-view
in 1996 it was they can't do a paper in 2016. come on man you know you watch
that did you watch it
i watch about all i was excited i was excited but i could i watch them all i
have a problem
chuck liddell and uh tito ortiz did 25 000 buys
no way dude that's so fucked up dude you could do 25 000 buys i could piss into
this
beer can't get 25 000 something crazy you could show a you do a seminar on flat
earth and you would
get 25 000 that's true that's true that's true there's a lot of dumb out there
i mean it is it is crazy that that only got 25 000 is it crazy no the card was
so poorly done the
thundercard was so terrible the production was awful their intros were ethically
bad yeah
ethically bad it was kind of a show to watch i enjoyed it because it was such a
show
it was just a decent product it's not as fun it was the oscar de la jolla if i
look like it's so
bad dude if i look like a thumb does jay glazer look like a big toe
big tore a dickhead dude i almost shaved my head i almost shaved my head the
other day completely
it's freedom you have great hair dude i'm losing it i've freedom whoa i'm
eventually gonna have to
shave yeah you g