Name: Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - February 17, 2019
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Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - February 17, 2019

I'll send you a link for here we go three dos uno
Yes, and we're live ladies
Brandon Shaw with the official Comedy Store Jersey on that's a real Comedy
Store hoodie. That's the real shit
It's the real deal like a doorman. I look like a doorman. Yeah, I wear those shits
all the time. I love them. Yeah, me, too
I would do I'd work though. I'd be a doorman at the Comedy Store especially
gave me spots. No, I'd a hundred percent do that
Yeah, you get those 1:00 a.m. Spots. You don't want them spots. Those spots are
confidence crushers
Good if you Dave Chappelle, they're good if you've been doing stand-up forever.
Yeah, they're good if you're Dave Chappelle
And then you walk into anything well the thing about that is like it's also
good for you to be in front of a tired
Small crowd like a tired small crowd is good. Yeah to test out shit. Yeah, you
know, those are those are good
I did a I did a spot an unannounced spot the other night at the Comedy Store in
the OR
It was like half packed and what time but no it was everybody was fairly late
It was fairly late, but it was people were beaten down. It's a different animal.
Their energy's gone. Yeah. Yeah, it's different
It's coming after dinner and full different, you know, you can get fucking real
used to like Louis CK
you should say that like he likes to just show up and even though he was really
famous and everything like that when he was doing this still
Is right? But when he would show up what he liked is that they weren't there to
see him
So then he would get a more honest
response to his material
I like that fake shit
Like like when you go on like the guys that go on the actors that go on like
Jimmy Fallon or Jimmy Kimmel
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah like anything they say anything they say
the crowd is just
They got that applause sign ready to go
You know, it's really hilarious when you watch those guys try to do stand-up
when they get it in their head that they can't they
You know, like come on. I can't fail. I'm everybody loves me. Yeah, I was
crushing. I was murdering
Go up at the store. That's how you what man Michael Rappaport is getting pretty
fucking sporty
I saw him do a couple of minutes the other day and he seemed like a real comic
and I know he's only been doing it for like a little bit
He did it before and then he got into acting
I think he tried it before but yeah, he's he's getting down. He's getting good
He's good again. I saw him once and it was he was struggling a little bit, but
it could have just been the crowd
But then I saw him recently. I'm like damn. He's a tall motherfucker, too
I never realized that mmm. He's tall as fuck. He is tall pretty tall
No, no, he's a little short to Andrew Feely Andre Feely and miles jury. That's
a good fucking fight. Great fight
So here we are folks. This is a fight companion. This is ESPN's first real card
Not on ESPN plus this is on ESPN ESPN, which is huge for the sport and
Kane
Motherfucking Velasquez my vote for the best heavyweight in the UFC ever
I think that's fair the most accomplished is Stipe for sure
I mean, it's hard Fabrizio Verdun what a fucking record that guy has. There's a
good argument for Verdun. He's got it
There's a good argument for Verdun being one of the greatest of all time
because or the greatest because he tapped Minotaro
Tapped Kane
Tapped
Tapped Fedor. I mean who the fuck has tapped all those guys? Yeah, I mean he's
a motherfucker
Yeah, but as far as what I've seen from like when he's in his prime
Well, you know outside of all his injuries Kane at one point in time
Was just a storm and you know, I talked to it was really funny man
We were backstage and I was talking to Bob Cook and he's you know
And I was like people want to try to ride that storm out and they were laughing
Bob Cook goes a storm never ends
Storm never ends with his tenacity cardio is insanity. It didn't even make
sense. Remember when he beat JDS when it was JDS
And I can find the brakes off of them. Yeah, I've been the same
He was on the first Fox card. Yes, right. Yeah lasted 26 seconds. Yeah
Yes, but he wouldn't that wasn't good for business who should not have been
fighting
You know that JDS shouldn't have no
Kane had a really fucked up knee in that fight. Okay first round
Miles jury Andre Feely and then of course Kane's fighting the scariest
motherfucker in the history of the sport in my opinion
Unless you're a cardio machine. Well after Stipe, you know, Stipe kind of
exposed some holes in his game
But you know the guy's only been fighting for a few years
Stipe did expose but Francis is credit that I mean he fucking ate some big
shots
So did Stipe and he took it and that's all five rounds so and he came back and
had a terrible fight with Derrick Lewis
But Derrick Lewis is a beast and he was very nervous. It was a bad fight, but
then came back and stopped Curtis blades
Yeah, and Curtis Curtis is a motherfucker. He is a mother worst fight Derrick
Lewis Francis
Which we thought there's gonna be fireworks or Paul Daly MVP last night
No, fuck you man. I didn't see that. Fuck you bro. Paul Daly went, you know
what?
I'm a wrestler now dude. It was crazy. It broke my heart. It was horrible
It wasn't good, but it was better than Francis versus Derrick Lewis. You think?
Yes, it was there was moments of action
Paul Daly was able to take down
Oh, yeah
Which is not good for MVP
Yeah, but it's not good for MVP
It's not good for MVP
Imagine what Tyron Woodley would do to MVP
Imagine
He doesn't have to worry about it because he's a mentor
Roy Mcdonald though
But a real wrestler
But with John Fitch though he's got to be able to grab a hold of him the thing
about Paul Daly is he fucking threatens the shit out of you with that power
He's got the scariest left hand in the sport best left hand sport. Yeah, a
hundred percent
He scares the shit out of you with that power
You got to mind your P's and Q's
But what I like about Paige is that I've always said that one day
We're gonna see a guy who's a point fighter who learns how to do other shit
because those guys are impossible to hit because their whole thing is
Lunging in and lunging out, lunging in and lunging out. Wonderboy a little bit,
right? Wonderboy a little bit, but he's more of a kickboxer than a point
fighter
Yeah, not so much a point fighter
Phenomenal kickboxer
Phenomenal
But what you see from MVP is like one of the best point fighters that's ever
even attempted to fight in MMA
He doesn't get touched
He's so good
He actually won championships in pointk running
He's a monster
Against Raymond Daniels
You should see the two of them fight like Raymond Daniels was another one who
was a legit world-class point fighter
And MVP's undefeated in professional boxing too
Yes, but who's he fighting?
Well, nobodies, but still
The first real fight that he had was last night against Daly
And there were some holes
There were some holes that were exposed
It was way too easy for Daly to take him down
But he's only 13 and 0
That's true
He's only 13 fights
Way too easy for Daly to take him down
Not that Daly doesn't have
His next fight's gonna be tough
Yeah, really tough
But what's crazy is that Daly was talking so much shit on John Fitch after John
Fitch took him down
Dude, Daly's
All he did is talk shit about guys wrestling
And then he took him down
I was like
I literally
I was like
What is happening right now?
I was
I don't get frustrated at guys
I was like
What is happening right now?
Hey, what's happening right here?
Miles Jury's already busted up
We're not even paying attention
God
You gotta talk about fucking Paul Daly
It was unbelievable
I didn't realize how big MVP was
I didn't know he's 6'3
He's so tall for that division
And also like
Uses it
Every bit of it
His reach is insane
He does sneaky shit too
He did this like
This sneaky right hand that he hit him with
He tried to hit him with a hook kick at one point in time
He landed that front kick
Yeah
He's a beast, man
If he gets his wrestling takedown defense on point
I mean he's a phenomenal athlete
But the thing he has
It's a big if though isn't it?
It is a big if
But the thing that he
But he goes to London Shoot Fighters
Great goddamn gym
The thing that he's missing
You know
I mean
Is just the wrestling takedown defense
Just the takedown defense
Like if you could take a page
I have Stylebender's book
Yeah
Like you look at Stylebender
I'm like
I'm not too worried about him fighting a grappler
Right, right, right
He's hard to take down
Very tough takedown
And you're coming in
You're gonna pay
Yeah
He's so goddamn technical
He might be the most tactical striker in the sport
I watched him in glory the other day
I was uh
Working out watching some old glory fights with Stylebender
When he fought uh Jason Willness
His movements
Phenomenal
He's world class
I mean Willness is a world champion
Dude, how about Roy Nelson and Krokop fought last night
Dude, Krokop looked good
God damn
What's he on?
What happened in that fight?
I don't know
What is he on?
Krokop won a decision, right?
Yeah, he won a decision
Did he take Roy Jones down?
Or uh
No
How dare you?
How dare you?
Roy Jones
That'd be a self-fight
They look the same
Totally the same
One's a Croatian, one's a black guy
Why are you talking about Roy Nelson and Roy Jones?
One's one of the greatest boxers of all time
Yeah
They both look like exactly how they look
It was like
I bet Roy Nelson hits harder than Roy Jones
Right now
Come on, think about those big right hands
Oh!
Miles George just tagged Andre Feely
He just tagged him with a left hand
Yeah, I think if you had him on that power meter
I think Roy probably hits harder
Well he also weighs 150 pounds more
Yeah
Close
He's probably
Roy Jones Jr. is probably about 200 pounds these days
But when Roy was fighting shape
God, he was fun
Well, when he was at his heaviest
He was about 200
Right
When he fought John Ruiz
He's won the heavyweight title
Yeah
That was a phenomenal fight
When you watch that
I mean that was just
Artistry, speed, and precision
Versus a
You know
A world champion in John Ruiz
Who's a real good fighter
A real good fighter
Hell no
He's a real good heavyweight fighter
But Roy Jones was at that time
You know the big fucker
The big fuck up rather
Was going from that fight
Dropping down to fight Tarver at 175
Going back down
Losing 25 pounds
And looking like shit
Looking like dude
And Tarver's a monster
He's a monster
Yeah
And also Tarver and him had gone to a decision
In one fight earlier
And Tarver thought he won
And you know Roy
He like he
Roy apparently had
Something to say about
You know why he didn't perform at his best
So when they were faced off tonight
And the referee goes
Any questions
He goes
You got any excuses tonight Roy?
And then he went and knocked him out
God damn
Savage
Well Tarver he was so confident
He was so good
People forget about these guys
Forget about Tarver
Dude he's still doing it man
He's still fighting his heavyweight
Six people know what you're talking about
No
Come on
No
You don't understand boxing
How dare you
Antonio Tarver
The magic man
You don't know
Fight companion fans don't know
Get the fuck out of here
Antonio Tarver
Boxing fans know
Look at this
Roy Jones
Look at this
Andre Philly with a sharp jab
Boxing better than ever right now though
Because you got Fury
And you got Wilder rematch
Coming up in May
That's happening in Brooklyn
Spoiler
Are you working on that?
Are you working on that?
Probably working that
And my special comes out the same week
Oh shit
Brandon Shubb
I know
How did doing 12 new minutes go?
It went good last night
Nice
Scary right?
Them new minutes are terrifying
Super scary
And also like
When you were talking
At the beginning of the show
It wasn't my crowd
They didn't market me beyond
None of those people
Were my people
It went good man
I was stoked
That's nice
It was weird for me
To drive back
This is a fucking good fight
We're missing a good fight
I know man
I always have to watch fights
When I get back home
I record them
I kn