Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1252 - Dave Foley & Paul Greenberg
Uploaded: 2019-02-26T00:09:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1252 - Dave Foley & Paul Greenberg' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-02-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1252 - Dave Foley & Paul Greenberg' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-02-26. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1252 - Dave Foley & Paul Greenberg

four three two one and we're live so what am i not supposed to say huh oh yeah
cunt oh yeah yeah
that's basically that's the title the title of the show that we've we've we've
uh uh omitted
from the print yes listings is uh yeah the show is actually called don't say cunt
uh with paul
and dave this is the one place where you're not going to hear the word cunt
yeah it's kind of a
promise that for 45 minutes there'll be 45 minutes uh because as we understand
it americans don't like
the word cunt some americans yeah it's getting number that's what yeah yeah
well until that day
there was a there's an a bunch of women that were trying to take it back who
was was that the the
guys we girls i think it was they were trying to take it back they're trying to
like you know take
back cunt yeah back the word well i think i'm i'm very dead inside my head what's
the matter dave's
stroke yeah dave's having to die oh it might it might have disconnected yeah
this is fun for the
jimmy i'll hook it up you're okay there's a little bit of an issue i feel like
i feel like there's a
pressure differential oh that's a weird feeling you only have one ear on too oh
you have both of them
on i got them on yeah i took it off because i couldn't hear anything check
check check check check
one two three four five no thanks that's a little a little no that's paul
apparently that's me i think
check check check check that's me that's me i can hear now okay there we go
down just somebody's in
here gremlins god damn with the fucking sound we're not here which one was me i'm
gonna just
adjust and that's our show this one oh there you go hello one one one one one
one one i hear you dave
there we go there we go that's good so i always hear dave so why did you guys
choose that as your
podcast title we're canadians and uh cunt is not not nearly as bad in canada
really as a swear word
yeah yeah it yeah it i don't know what they need to put out some sort of a
periodic table of the
atomic weight of swear words you know uh cunt would be quite quite heavy but
heavier on the american
version yeah but here uh in america cunt actually just would drop through the
crust of the earth
yeah it's too heavy and just tum right down to the core you'll go through the
other side yeah so yeah i
guess we just found that patently ridiculous well we just we like um you know
we we grew up i grew up
hearing the word a lot from my my dad what is your dad like well he's not like
much anymore he's dead
thanks he died in 79 sorry dude died in 79 it's okay um but uh no as i always
say when he was mad there
are no better parents than dead parents yeah they can't you up anymore that's
right but my dad was a
real really fond of that word and was he english no but full canadian full canadian
but being canadian
is kind of like being english a little bit you guys have english people in your
money still yeah yes and
we get all the english movies old english tv shows we we uh pledge allegiance
to the queen in school you
know in real still is that still going on possibly yeah and in our sleep so
many good things about
canada yet so many preposterous things yes true it's the fact well the fact
that a monarchy still
exists at all is preposterous canada is great on paper yeah yeah well the monarchy
even itself has
become kardashianified well yeah right like well i but didn't they weren't they
always i guess they
were i mean like during the prince die days and yeah or even just back to henry
the eighth i mean
sure what what maintained the the monarchy other than the fact that people
wanted celebrities and
that was the only celebrities they had right and and the priests and i think
henry the eighth also had
ass implants if i'm yes he did yeah yeah wow yeah good for him progressive yep
it's ahead of his time
yeah that that is an interesting thing it's like the prince charles lady die
saga was essentially one
of our first reality things to enjoy yeah yes that was madness yeah when it
happened it was so huge and
then someone said well what if we just make housewives in orange county royalty
and uh and you don't have to
pay them as much as the king and queen and you can cancel them yeah those shows
are wonderful i've
never seen an episode of any of them they're fascinating the beverly hills one
is there's
well there's different versions of them right and different versions you get to
see the geographical
creepiness of like atlanta yeah it's its own thing yeah atlanta's not a bad one
the worst one was
jersey they're they're savage people yeah that's that's my ancestors those
savage monkey folk that live yeah
isn't the worst anything cut the jersey version the worst of anything the worst
the worst penicillin is
the jersey penicillin you know csi jersey was terrible by the way no that doesn't
exist
yeah um the beverly hills one it's all of them were fascinating it was to take
people force them in
these situations where they're going to have these artificial disputes what was
crazy to me is watching
people succumb to the pressure of all that attention when they've never
experienced it before and then
you're going to just thrust them into this massively popular you know yeah for
lack of a better word
cunt fest yeah yeah right see well if you take you take fame yeah and you
divorce it of any supporting
sort of supporting under you know talent structure yeah yeah talent or that
supports offering something
to offer yeah nothing to offer no offering there's no no painting no sculpting
yeah no singing they only
take yeah they don't give because fame will destroy if you're a brilliant
artist fame will destroy you yes
yes yes if there's nothing underneath the fame it's there's nothing to hold it
up well i remember
watching kelsey grammar's wife i had met her before she seemed like a very nice
lady camille yeah
camille and then she uh i forgot her name thank you i just i didn't want to
just i wanted to i wanted
to give context owner he is a huge camille fan i'm giant i i have a tattoo i
was gonna say do you have a
tattoo but she decided to play the heel and uh the prep it was so obvious that
the pressure
was just overwhelming the hatred that was coming her way you know she had
decided she was going to be
the boss on the show and just let everybody know you know this is how it is and
i'm i'm here to run
things and yeah just the swamp of evil that came her way and then she's like ah
quit done
this show she she bailed out of it good for her yeah well you know did she even
choose that role
or was it like a producer that said here's your angle well according to kelsey
he told her like hey
okay this is what you've always wanted here like because that's like what led
to their divorce or
what was happening during them getting divorced you know he essentially said
you know this is what
you've always wanted like you know like don't think you understand this so
right good luck with it
and then you know she she just kind of vanished afterwards she's like all this
which is wise on
her part she she she recognized what it is but they're like those those people
that are on it like i know
some people who know some folks that are on that show yeah and it's they just
go crazy they start to
popping pills and losing their mind they're in therapy every day and it's just
madness yeah the
desire for fame with nothing more to it than other than a desire to be famous
yeah can only drive you
insane yeah i think fame fame as a as an emergent property of doing something
right is bearable but it's
a byproduct but so strange and so difficult to truly manage yeah but you can at
least say i don't define
myself by the fame i define myself by the work that created the fame yes yes
whereas if there's no work
underneath it it's you know you only exist in so much as people are aware of
you you exist in those
moments when you walk into a room and everyone's staring at you yeah that's
what you look for and
that's it because i have that anyway because of my body so i guess i know what
real fame is like yeah
and you're and the horrible allergy you have to pants that's true i can't wear
pants and yeah every
time i walk in a room well i always said like that that uh that fame is a
property of of the beholder not
the beheld and that that fame only exists so long as somebody in the room knows
who you are right and
the minute you're in a room where no one knows you your fame evaporates that is
one of the weirdest
interrogations i've ever gotten is when people go who why do these people know
you yeah who are you
who are you should i know you should i take a photo with you you're somebody
but i don't know who the
weird thing is they're almost defended that other people know you and they don't
yeah like why you're
playing a game with me why are you why why don't i know you they're angry yeah
well they're also
there's the other thing about fame is that people feel like they could just
start talking to you
yes yeah yes yeah just you can sit next to you oh yeah you could be in the
middle of an intense
conversation with the your favorite person on the planet they don't give a no
why they know you
they've been in their house i had a living room i had a guy come to me in the
street and just go
hey dave how you doing and i thought oh i must know him so i said oh i'm good
how are you doing man
and his next line was uh you don't even know me a phony dave that was me that
was you i i wish i was
better at faces was this in canada this was in downtown la really that's
amazing you don't even
know me a phony i'm just trying to be nice sir yeah was he a drunk nope it was
just it was a guy
who just uh i'm gonna go pretend i know him just watch this wow was that the
end of the conversation
yeah that was basically it wow yeah what a rude person that's a terrible
conversation but it's like
probably the guy who auditioned for news radio in 96 he's just never gotten
over it yeah that
cunt yeah he's the one he's the one i was on my way to stardom yeah and to be
fair it was me
yeah you tripped him up yeah yeah um are you still doing that show with uh dr
ken no uh we stopped when
they canceled it oh that's always a good move yeah not right away it's several
months in uh to be fair
you kept doing the show after it was careful yeah we didn't we didn't call the
doctors is that what
it's called no the doc no no that was uh that's a real one dr oz right i can't
remember what was the
name of it again i mean we can still call dr oz a real doctor right i don't
think so is he as far
gone as drew once you've been pushed in front of congress yeah and they
question you on your weight loss
claims yeah yeah yeah yeah i had some charlotte that your show that had a crazy
title or something
wasn't it dr ken that was it dr ken yeah he just did a netflix special he did
he's back doing stand-up
yeah he's one of the sweetest guys on the planet earth he is a nice man very
very nice guy yeah and
he's uh yeah i got a lovely family yeah yeah super good guy um are you uh still
doing the acting thing
you enjoying it uh off and on uh you know enjoying is a difficult concept well
you always that's that
was the take i had on it with you back in 94. it's a it's a better job than
most yes you know yes you
know so i like that not like you know it's you know it's like when you're doing
something you like
there's a certain satisfaction but even then even like when we were doing news
radio you don't get
to enjoy it because you're you're so focused on whatever the flaws are while
you're making it right
right right right you know yeah you get to enjoy it during the wrap party yeah
yeah or or 20 years
later right yeah yeah i i um occasionally someone will send me a clip online
and it's just it's so
strange to watch it's so strange when you're watching yourself from 20 plus
years ago say something you
don't remember saying yeah and then you watch like wow i don't remember that
episode at all
yeah yeah i don't remember most i don't i never watched i think i only watched
about six episod