Name: JRE MMA Show #58 with Brendan Schaub
Uploaded: 2019-03-05T02:07:17.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE MMA Show #58 with Brendan Schaub' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-03-05. Transcript available. Joe is joined by Brendan Schaub to discuss the fights from UFC 235.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE MMA Show #58 with Brendan Schaub' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-03-05. Transcript available. Joe is joined by Brendan Schaub to discuss the fights from UFC 235.

JRE MMA Show #58 with Brendan Schaub

five four three two ah and we're left dude i brought you to the dark side now
you're playing
quick i got my ass whooped yeah well you were in a fucking melee there's three
other dudes in there
blasting it's a one-on-one map that map's chaos it's so fun though how fun is
that shit it reminds
me of golden eye did you ever get into that how dare you first nintendo 64 that's
a great game
that game can suck all the dicks you're using those stupid xbox things you mean
a controller mouse and
keyboard is where you're at that's why you're getting fucked up you don't even
know how to move
it was hard for me to move back and forth if it's a controller game on what
yeah yeah because nobody
can move yeah if nobody can move then you're all right with controllers listen
that fucking that
game's chaos jamie and i've been going back and forth for fucking four or five
days now you'd be
surprised there are a couple guys that can compete a few that can compete with
the mouse and keyboard
i wouldn't be surprised i'm sure they can but they have zero life and they don't
even know what a
pussy looks like but quake is old school quake's old school right yeah we're on
quake four but there's
quake champions that you play online we've been playing quake four because we
could set it up
on what's called a local area network a lan and it's real easy and there's no
latency it's just direct
from computer to computer it's fun i'm just thinking the one guy he's a he's
really aggressive workout
dude what's that the guy that i'm thinking of he's uh he's a video game player
very oh he's really
good yeah his name is nick mercs i'm only kidding i'm sure he gets pussy yeah
there's some good looking
dudes yeah i'm sure there are i'm sure there are but it's not fun to say no it's
fun to say that
they weigh four pounds you like to picture them as trolls yeah they can't find
their dick yeah yeah
but now those kids make bank they do they make so much money there's even hot
chicks who play video
games oh yeah well it's a good move for hot chicks twitch like there's there's
hot chicks that hunt
because like and they wear makeup and shit full eyelashes and shit because it
brings them into
that world and then all the guys like hey look at her she likes what i like
yeah girls titties and guns yeah and they're like stay in front of like an
endangered species with
their tits out like there's hot girls that take muay thai class right and they
get all serious
angry face don't talk to anybody pretend they're real fighters let's relax some
of them are real
yeah but some of them are not though some of them get super serious that's when
i whisper like this
let's relax yeah when they say i i don't like when people say i'm going i'm
going to train today
i'm like what are you doing you taking pilates yeah are you training that's not
training are you
training for what what are you training for the apocalypse yeah that doesn't
count
are you training for some dick
these goddamn games they're so addictive you were like straight up addicted to
them right oh yeah i had a real problem
well i kind of got a little bit of a problem now jamie and i've been talking
back and forth he's up on me a little bit too
that's why i have to kick jeff out every now and then just so jamie and i go
one-on-one
one-on-one last time i fucked him up and he hit he quit well because me and jeff
are easy prey right
like you're just not easy prey anymore jeff was easy prey for a little bit
if i won all these games how long do you think we'd be here playing quick true
you want to get anything done all these games he's too competitive what are you
saying you lost 13 to 5
because you were trying real hard you got fucked up son i lit you up
he's tanking he says yeah sure fucked him up bang the problem with having
another person in in the
the thing is he always goes after jeff first gets that easy kill that's what i'm
saying and gets me
i could barely get my fucking b quick you guys were killing me right away no jeff's
starting to win
you know we gotta he came real close to win that last one he's practicing while
we're not watching he's
definitely that's awesome jeff should be playing right now if he's smart yeah
well i told him to
lift weights too i'm like dude you got this whole gym here while the show's
going on watch the security
camera get your pump on jackson he could it's all out there so let's talk about
these fights bro first
of all let's start with diego sanchez all these young guns sleeping on diego
sanchez fully redeemed
himself do not sleep do not just do not just don't because he will fuck people
up still how
about mickey gall bit him do you see that i saw that that's crazy there's a
video of him biting him
well there's a video of diego going look at this yeah diego i saw on his on his
instagram he showed
his chest where he got bit that is crazy i thought they said mickey gall had a
hard cut
like a really hard cut and maybe that's one of the reasons he got so tired i
just don't think that
so far he's just the skills aren't there yet that was he he was out of his
element a little bit
with diego well like diego outclassed him diego is a monster i mean you're
dealing with a guy who
has 40 look at that bite mark that is that is crazy bites who the fuck make you
go make it all
bites guys have bitten guys before you can't be on my team yeah you're off the
team it's not good it's a bad look
but me oh diego didn't say shit to the referee he just kept smashing dude he is
such a savage he's
a savage he's been fighting since he was four years old in the usd he won
ultimate fighter
season one 2005. 14 fucking years ago fought at middleweight yep 14 fucking
years ago you gotta
stop and think about what an insane career that is and his last two fights um i
think his last fight was
craig white is that who he fought last smashed that dude smashed and then
smashed mickey gall dude he
he's the uh he's the mascot for jackson's right like there's a logo it's diego
sanchez yeah and
everybody everybody knows that is brendan chobb's voice i sound like alec jones
right now the thing is
no you don't a little bit not not loud enough yeah you're right yeah it's you
sound like brendan
chobb with the cold you i don't see i don't feel sick you don't feel sick so it's
just a sore throat
yeah but how does your throat just go were you screaming at someone no i i was
chilling i did two
podcasts before this wolf owls or something i don't know i don't know sometimes
my voice goes i'm not
sick though oh that's so great that's weird because i am sick a little bit
really yeah all right well i had
it over the weekend yesterday i felt like dog did you work out i worked out uh
not yesterday but
saturday i worked out saturday it probably wasn't a good idea they say when you
work out when you're
sick it makes it worse because your immune system's down i usually do it too i
lifted too and you know
it's not smart no yeah but i i'm okay today i'm just like a little little worn
out but my voice is
all right you just need some rest yeah yeah yeah i mean i'll be fine um
traveling doesn't help no it's
the worst man because always i always take the first flight back because i want
to see
my family and so you get no sleep yeah i got the that makes it worse yeah i was
up at five um so mickey
gall in that fight he asked for that fight that was a fight he was begging dana
white to give him
he thought it was a good fight for him he thought it was a good matchup yeah i
don't know why people
think that i guess because like he's been knocked out right al aquinta ko'd him
um matt brown ko'd him
but he's a big name who's been doing for a long time so these young guys go oh
i grew up watching
him let me get him well i think they also think he's been doing it for so long
and they're right
yeah but he's still so tough man he has all the skills yeah he still has all
the skills and his ground
and pound is ferocious and once he's on the ground then he doesn't i mean if
there's a whole
in diego's game you would have to say against like elite strikers he has a real
problem correct
like guys like matt brown he's gonna have problems he's just not as fluid as
those guys you know yeah
diego's grappling is amazing amazing amazing and his ferocity cannot be
questioned he's just mental
games ridiculous savage just to think about the enthusiasm diego has after all
these years in the
game all these years in the game unbelievable crazy how many years how many
years well what we know
14 years in the ufc but he fought before that he was he was a veteran i mean he
had several fights
before the uf cage yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah crazy crazy how long he's been
doing it and again how long
he's been doing it and how much he loves it still and he says cbd is really
helping him he's got his
own cbd 2002 god damn that's 17 years in years he fought michael johnson in
2000 is that the same
michael johnson no way michael was six years old what's that his name would
probably be tagged there
if it was yeah it would right that's not michael wow he fought shannon rich on
his third fight
shannon rich has like a million fights click on shannon rich look at my guy i'm
in the joker old
school do that click click on shannon rich how many fights does he have i'm
gonna say he's got
how many does it say holy shit does it say his record losses 53 and 79. jesus
christ it's the
worst record of everything that's crazy that is crazy shout out to that guy
though for keeping with
it you know that is crazy he's lost 79 times jesus christ 42 kickboxing oh my
god in 42 kickboxing matches jesus christ but he kickboxing he's kind of
killing it 35 and seven
not bad but that's an insane amount of experience but just stop and think about
17 years in diego's still slinging and so much enthusiasm that's the crazy part
it's not just that
he's fighting that he fights he just fights angry he's got his own cbd company
now he gave me some of it
any good i haven't tried it yet he just gave he gave me some bottles of his
stuff but he's he really
believes in cbd a lot of fighters do it's helping them i swear by it yeah it's
amazing amazing stuff
spectrum cbd that's what i yeah it's i mean there's so many good companies now
but uh you know another
fight that was crazy how about colby and pedro munoz are you talking are you
talking about coat well you
skip past the beat oh jeremy stevens yeah which i thought crazy crazy and no i
mean for the beat to
beat the number six guy in the world yeah it was good good fight what'd you
think um
i didn't think it helped to beat stock because there's so much hype on him you
didn't i think
he looked great i didn't think he looked great really well first of all he's
fighting jeremy
stevens agree jeremy stevens is dangerous you can't make any mistakes with that
guy zero you're getting
i think he looked good i thought i thought he looked okay i didn't think his
stock went through
the roof with that fight you didn't walk away from that fight going oh my god i
can't wait to see him
fight again wow i thought he looked good but when you when you hear mark henry's
coach talk about him
i mean they talk about him like he's the next did you see that 360 roundhouse
kick he tried yeah that
i missed i was like jesus christ he's so fast he's really fast and his his
round kick to the body is
just so fast like lightning amazing throws such a quick such a talent yeah so
technical too everything
he does is very smooth doesn't get hit doesn't play that game no no doesn't
play the game that cody
garbrandt played with patreon the cody fight was crazy three losses in a row
three knock three ko's in
a row i just couldn't believe he was standing with him like that he got him
hurt and then he got hurt
and then he was determined to take him out and then they were literally going
right hand right hand
right hand until someone fell yeah and pedro can take a shot so can cody yeah i
hate shots he ate
some big ones but it makes no sense if you're cody's so technical i know it
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