Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1275 - Luis J. Gomez
Uploaded: 2019-04-03T01:18:31.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1275 - Luis J. Gomez' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-04-03. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1275 - Luis J. Gomez

all this shit four three two one
pow lewis gomez we are live we are live connected through the interwebs and
through a network of
comedians lewis gomez lewis j gomez lewis j gomez why do you like the game why
do you like the jay
because go google lewis gomez and watch how many baseball players oh right
right right uh
fucking just that's a problem making people use the j that's very pretentious
for a guy like you
i agree no it is i understand you have to but it's almost like well it's almost
ironic because
i'm such a piece of garbage so i would have like a middle initial like um right
like you're like a
luminary yeah some important some important intellectual yeah it is uh but yeah
it just
it separates me as well but i almost feel like i've made it a joke at this
point to correct everyone
that doesn't say the j so if i didn't correct you oh i see i wouldn't be being
true to myself i
understand so lewis j gomez thank you i feel like um you know we've talked
about this ad nauseam on the
podcast but i think this is one of the most unique times for uh like networks
of comedians that we're
all connected together in a way that we we weren't really before it was always
like east coast versus
west coast for some stupid reason there was always this debate where the best
comics are from and the
style of comedy but that seems to be out the window yeah the internet yeah the
best comics
nate bargazzi lives in tennessee who's that he's a great comic squeaky clean
squeaky clean my son's
godfather just did a netflix special uh how do you spell his last name b-a-r-g-a-t-z-e
brilliant comic
and a t-z-e t-z-e but he grew up in tennessee and he was like dude i don't want
to live in new york or la
good for him i'm gonna buy a big house for three hundred thousand dollars a
mansion get ready for
the zombies yes yeah the zombies you want to live in that house like that old
dude and his daughter
did you know you're gonna live out there and have a perimeter protected yeah
guys like stanhope he
hasn't been in la he's been at bisbee for 12 years now that psychopath yeah r.i.p
to stanhope's dog
stanhope buried his dog yesterday did a big thing on social media about it very
touching very touching
they had to put their dog down sad i went through that last year with two dogs
they both couldn't
walk anymore i mean i i held on as long as i can but i had to carry my dog in
and out of the house
i had to carry him to eat i had to carry him outside and he's 140 pounds right
it was just
why couldn't they walk he was old man do jujitsu with them i feel a lot of leg
locks i feel like
the dog should have some good defense if he wants to protect my house
oh god um no he's just a big dog that's really old he was 13 which is super old
for a mastiff
oh yeah those are huge dogs really old for him he's a what's called a regency
mastiff which is
he was a part neapolitan mastiff and part pit bull but the guy who my friend joe
who raised them and
bred them he bred out all of the animal aggression so he wouldn't let any dogs
breed if they're aggressive
towards people or they're aggressive towards other dogs so what you get is this
super chill massive dog
oh wow yeah who's athletic like they're small for a like a mastiff is like they
can go like 200 plus
pounds but those dogs are not very athletic they don't move very good right but
this one was a mix
so these are like 140 they're like a running back i got a kid so i have i have
a hard time bringing
beasts into my home that can kill yeah a child very wise it's a weird it's a
you and you and it's sad
and i'm not one of these anti-pit bull people but i do understand when you see
you know you see
irresponsible owners it's not the dog you have an some kid who doesn't know how
to train a pit bull
the proper way an animal that can literally kill somebody um and you you know
you see them you know
they maul children and they you know and it's a sad it's such a sad thing so i
get terrified anytime i
see my my kid i walk through the streets of new york city with him i live in
harlem so it's you
know every other block it's like the hood and then it's nice and then it's the
hood and uh it's so
weird like that yeah figure out how to do that yeah it's you know what's it's
that's what they call
gentrification right sort of i mean i guess this is more of a racially uh they're
talking with
gentrification sort of i i think it's like a class thing because i grew up in a
really shitty i grew
up in the suburbs but very poor welfare section eight and kids in the city
though when they grow
poor they're like on the next block there's like a millionaire right or they're
on the subway and
there's some dude who's going to wall street and you know he's he they're just
constantly around an
energy of success which is a very different thing when you go to the suburbs or
like rural areas
it's a depressing nobody's striving to even get out really right no that's a
very good point right
like you get to be truly integrated in new york city which where la is missing
that la is missing
that in a big way la you have rich people and poor people you know they're
separated by cars yeah
they're separated by neighborhoods you can't hang out and what you have to be
in that social circle
you have to because people always debate like oh what's got who's got hotter
chicks in new
york or la and the answer is la but in new york you're gonna see them in new york
like you walk
down the street me and ari uh did uh he does a podcast every year called happy
booby day
and we did it last year with the legionist kanks and all it is happy booby day
it's
today to be honest with you it's the first it's the the first like days of
spring usually end of march
beginning of april and it's the first day that girls wear like mini skirts out
and their tits are just
hanging out and um we literally just walked through the streets following hot
chicks comment it was the
most i mean you literally i don't even know i don't even know how we have
careers at all like
we did this a year ago this isn't 20 years ago but uh yeah you but you get to
see them you get to
interact with them in la you're not interacting with a crazy hot model unless
you know the right
people you'd have to be standing somewhere where they go right because like in
la if you wanted to
meet you'd have to run a casting agency that's what you have to do that's why
those guys started that
shit that's why they did that how many people went into the business just so
they meet girls just to
get pussy like 30 of them that whole motley crew movie they said they're unapologetic
about it yeah
they're unapologetic they're like uh yeah we we did this mick mars was like if
it wasn't for groupies
this is in a real interview if it wasn't for groupies i wouldn't even become a
musician yeah i mean
people would criticize that like oh it's so gross this should be a real artist
listen that is a crazy life
you do not understand no one understands i don't understand there's no like we
had david lee
roth in here a couple weeks ago there's no way any of us will ever understand
what it was like to be
david lee roth that is not humanly possible yeah he is not pot and to be to
come out the other end as
cool as that guy is like how the hell did that happen did not be i feel like i'm
dying and i don't
party at all really like i drink a little bit and i feel like every day i'm
like is that my liver i don't
even know my liver is on my body i swear to god i couldn't point to my liver on
my body okay if you're
standing on an orthodox stance and someone hits you with the left hook to the
body that's where
your liver is that's why guys drop right here yep it's right under your ribs it's
like okay so when
you punch somebody in the liver you're a lot of guys mistakenly go below the
ribs yeah you'd want to
go right where the floating rib so the rib bounces into the yeah if you watched
like shannon the cannon
briggs shout out to the champ oh look at david roth in that picture yeah oh
look at it come on man nobody
lives like that that guy was on top of the goddamn world he was built like a greek
god he could do the
full splits he would do wheel kicks on stage and shit look at that look at that
chest unapologetic the
level of sex this guy must have had oh my god off the charts oh my god to be
honest with you when i
started comedy look at him i started comedy wanting idolizing guys like that i
grew up on 80s metal
so i i started comedy 15 years ago it was literally a different time like you
didn't really have to shy
away from being like yeah i want to after a show that wasn't a crazy thought no
people still want to
do it but now it's just quiet shut yeah yeah hey go to um go to shannon the
cannon briggs page his
instagram page there's something very funny that tucker carlson said i know
people like oh my god
did you don't even quote him he said something very funny funny as he says
something very funny about
some other news anchor that this is all the men that are going to be left if
radical feminists take over
the world apologetic yeah bespectacle i forget what the way he phrased it but
it was very funny
i was like there's a lot of people like that there's a lot of guys like that
out there and it's
they don't want to be that guy they're stuck that's all they can pull off well
they're they're doing
probably the smarter move because we're yeah we're going down a path where i
don't think they're
saying oh the pendulum will swing back and we're gonna eventually be able to
celebrate rape
culture again and it's never going to happen okay we are going down a path
where you know on television
and entertainment you see what's being booked you see what's being pushed out
there and look it despite
the fact that there's a political message and everything there's still some
good out there it's
not like there's some great you know that's one of the reasons why i posted
that tim dylan um video
yesterday do you have that shannon the cannon one there's one where he's uh he
hits his dude like
it's one of his more recent fight clips that he put up the fight starts it goes
like 10
seconds and he steps towards this dude and hits him with a left hook to the
body and crumples him
and i just want to show he's like a master at the liver shot liver shot he's
one of the best
heavyweights of all time when it comes to liver shots he was so good at it if
you would have said
point your watch this watch this this is shannon the cannon watch look watch
this liver bang that's
it see he goes to the body and then down to the gut he'll pop you with the jab
pop you with the hook
upstairs watch this look at this see this is they're just showing boom watch
the left hook
pop what's this upstairs boom and then downstairs that's one of them but that's
not the one where
he stopped the dude he just came jumping out of the gate but there's another
one i think a little bit
further back than that honestly he looks like he hits so hard he hits so hard
oh my god dude boxers
just in general like you know and you know we obviously both watch a lot of mma
i don't really watch
boxing but now that i'm a pretty big mma fan i watch boxing in a different and
the way they punch it
looks so devastating oh for sure so so i remember one time we did a street
promotion i was just i was
running street teams in new york city for comedy clubs like even before i
started comedy and we did
a thing where we got like boxing gloves and headgear and we just went out and
we're challenging people to
come in and just box and if they could beat me in a boxing match i've never
trained today in my life
but if they could just simply beat me in a boxing match they got free tickets
to the show that night
it was just a way to generate a crowd and my street team guys were selling
tickets to people trying to
let's go to a dumb comedy show do you think it helped your act at all like i
wasn't even doing
comedy at that point your head punched i wasn't even doing comedy watch this
guy see that left to
the