Name: JRE MMA Show #62 with Brendan Schaub
Uploaded: 2019-04-16T01:41:37.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE MMA Show #62 with Brendan Schaub' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-04-16. Transcript available. Joe is joined by Brendan Schaub to discuss the fights from UFC 236.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE MMA Show #62 with Brendan Schaub' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-04-16. Transcript available. Joe is joined by Brendan Schaub to discuss the fights from UFC 236.

JRE MMA Show #62 with Brendan Schaub

let's go live five four three two one and yeehaw brendon chob what's up dog did
you buy those shoes
yourself yeah i bought these a little too much flair for you it's summer
confident confident
move i'll get the tight pants around the ankles yeah just riding high enough to
see the gucci
shoes yeah gucci denim bro i get it what's up bro it works you can pull it off
you're making fun of me
i always say like i bet your girls like these like yeah girls also like dick
though man
good point legit point sir it's true it's true it's so true dude how about
these fights oh my
god how about these fights how about i almost didn't see them can i text you
during the broadcast
the espn plus thing was a nightmare man yeah they had some hiccups yeah that'd
be an understatement
yeah that that has happened before right with digital stuff in 2019 though
especially with espn
though that's where i was just shocked and me being like a super fan i had to
figure it out but you know
how i had to figure it out because it didn't work on any platform so and it's a
hiccup where you kind
of ordered off the app so you had to close the app order it from a desktop then
shut down something
then go to your tv it was a nightmare but that didn't work for me and then i
was like all right
and then i slowly was missing the first fight i'm like man i gotta figure stuff
out and i tweeted out
i was having proms and 2 000 savages sent me links to legal streams legal or
illegal illegal but of course
you didn't watch those illegal streams i didn't joe and i'm glad you pointed
out i did not but if i were
going to would it be awesome it was awesome it was hd and had zero problems if
i was going to glad you
didn't because they could track you that face recognition software they could
they could definitely
track me it's a huge problem well it was definitely a huge problem for the
first event um i don't know uh
i don't know how many people downloaded it and did it but i bet they probably
didn't see the number coming
it was a big fight and those two fights were huge i mean first of all something
happened um i think
within the last year or so for max holloway or like when max holloway's face
goes up on the screen
people people go nuts because they know he throws down yeah i think it was the
ortega fight i really
think that ortega fight made him a superstar i really do the aldo ones
definitely helped them
for sure the back-to-back aldo ass whoopens and then or the ortega one the
thing that was different
those ortega had a big following ortega was the young beautiful lion lion with
fantastic jujitsu
handsome guy cool smooth talker looks like a champion yeah fucking everybody up
so he had a
lot of fans coming in there and they went to war they went to war and max came
out on top and i think
max a lot of those p and because they were so cool with each other during
before and after people loved
it too max is the he loses better than anyone on the planet loses or wins he
just goes hey i'm just
gonna get better he doesn't lose a lot he doesn't no i mean he lost to connor
he lost connor in his
very first fight ever you know but 20 years old but i also think max is it
because we've always said
i think both of us have been in agreement where if a guy is cutting a ton of
weight and killing himself
go to the next weight class i've always said that whether it was uh darren till
whether you know uh chris
weidman luke rockhold john jones like dude go up a weight class dominate and
then this is kind of
the first time we've seen a guy where it's like it's not that easy because max
holloway went up but
you could see the power wasn't there like he might have he and he did he landed
more than uh dustin
pooray but when dustin landed it you could see that it counted dustin is big
dude he's big remember
he used to fight at 45 though he used to fight at 45 and really struggled there
um but at 55 he's found
a spot and you look at him he almost looks like a welterweight i mean he's big
he looks like tyron
woodley size and he cuts a shitload of weight and max holly in that fight just
looked like they didn't
look like the same no just poor like meaty well and you gotta give credit to poirier
too because if
you look at the two of them like after the fight there was a big difference
between the amount of damage
that poor land a big difference he was hitting him with big shots and it wasn't
just big shots it was
shots period he was hitting him with really clean well-timed shots with great
head movement great
movement about that knee dude everything split open his head yeah everything he
did everything great
i mean he really that was a coming out party for dustin poirier in a lot of
ways for the common fan
well yeah well the people that knew him from the gagey fight knew him and from
the eddie alvarez fight
they knew that man he beat these two really good guys but max holloway might be
one of the best pound
for pound fighters in the world and i think is i i think max holly is the
greatest 145 of all time
yes i think he's a damn good 55er but but 55 could be tough for max well this
is a great example of
what we've always said about the differences between the size of people and
this is a it's it's first of
all i mean all credit to uh dustin poirier because he put on a phenomenal
performance he got you know
he got tested in that fight he came through and we see we talked about in the
post-fight interview
that he got hurt in the third round he came through and just super impressive
think about
his striking yeah man anthony pettis anthony pettis world champion gagey world
champion eddie alvarez
world champion max holly world champion the pettis one though wasn't that an
injury
i feel like pettis got injured and they stopped the fight like did he break his
hand is that what
happened no i feel like the pettis one was an injury he had the issues with eddie
alvarez right
which was a no contest yeah i think well there was one fight where dustin poirier
and no yeah i think
i think that was it there was remember with pettis where pettis broke his hand
duke rufus stopped
the fight remember that tony ferguson was it tony ferguson that's tony ferguson
you're right you're
right but i think that was a great round maybe it was an injury oh it was a rib
remember oh that's
right that's right dustin got on top of him and hurt his ribs that's right but
still look at poirier's
wins man yeah well that's a weird one too right it's because like what was that
rib injury from a
poirier body shot yeah what was that from or was it from the takedown like what
was it something
happened yeah i don't remember that's right but that's more like a tko yeah you
look at poirier's uh
yeah his list man the guys who's fought and who's lost to it's so impressive
yeah and poor is the guy
same thing with when michael bisbing won i always root for those guys those
guys who've been around
forever and they fight the best of the best they might lose one or two here but
they've been around
for so long you just hope there's a title at the end of their career yeah you
just hope and it
sometimes doesn't look like it's going to happen then when it does happen i
just i'm just so happy for
those such a good guy too dustin poor great guy he's a great guy he's smart he's
ambitious theo von's
favorite fighter works hard how hilarious is that seeing those two guys
together that was hilarious
he's calling them the rack they both went the same home school how about theo
was yelling instructions
i'm gonna i see him tomorrow king of sting i'm gonna roast the out of him did
you see him
take him down what what is happening right now why does this happen yeah
shouting instructions luckily the
ufc provides me with uh headphones i was hoping you'd you would have turned
around like dude what are you
doing i i love theo he's the best yeah such a character unique kid he was so
happy he was so
happy me and him bet well i just bet because obviously him and you thought um
that i thought
what did you think i thought it was gonna be a great fight i thought max at 55
if everything was
gonna carry with him i thought max would probably get it done but i knew it was
gonna be a good fight
i was just betting theo because theo is boys with dustin they're from the same
area so it's just a
friendly bet i would never bet against dustin boyer look at these fools
hilarious that's amazing
how about how about theo he feels never been in a fight before and he texts me
halfway through goes
dude i can't believe you did this i go maybe a little respect now around king
the sting all right
maybe a little respect bro yeah he was looking at it as a complete outsider he
has no idea i told him i
said it's super intense man you're seeing four of the best fighters on planet
earth yeah you're seeing
the very very best shootouts man the kelvin gastelum style bender fight was a
shootout best title fight
for me i've ever watched ever it's one of the best fights of all time has to be
it has to be and when
you see style bend to get rocked in the first round and dropped you're like
holy i think it's the best thing
that happened to him it's a good thing i think it's a good thing for career
wise and going forward it's
a good thing you face a little adversity we see that he's not going to get hit
and crumble you and
you got one you got a special dude in style bender and how good is kelvin god
damn he's tough how fast
are he's so tough he's so tough and even after all that i mean style bender was
teeing off on him in
that fifth round and kelvin is finding a way to survive he has a great
incredible style bender's
face looked like he was allergic to shellfish yeah he was in a war kelvin hit
him with some bombs man
bombs yeah but i think and it's also i think it's good we saw we saw asania get
hit get knocked down
we saw him get taken down yeah we saw what happens when he's off his back look
pretty dude his triangle
who knows what the would happen if that was early in the fight and they were
dry so i think he that
that fight for stop and checked all the boxes but also what's great about this
is kelvin stock
doesn't go down no if anything like i'd watch that guy fight whenever whenever
and let's be honest
he's really a welterweight correct he's super small for darren till can make
170 pounds so can kelvin
it's a discipline thing yes i just think there should be more weight classes i
don't even think it's
i don't i don't think he's a talk to your boy dana man 65 you could tax him no
one no one listens to
me and i don't want him to really yeah i do i'd rather just stay out here and
talk about it
yeah i want to be involved what happens if pushed it i've said i think there
should be a weight class
every time yeah get out of here we could like dangle the carrot like yo we'll
do a fight campaign
every time on 165 or fights and just dangle that carrot yeah he's probably
still wouldn't do it
probably still wouldn't do it it's um it's one of those things where like i
think they'd like it
the way it is if it ain't broke don't fix it yeah but it doesn't make sense
because if you're gonna do
all these intern belts why not do 65 i think belts on belts on belts do you
think they would think that
it's watered down they have too many weight classes that people would just be
jumping back and forth from
weight class which they would be talking about chaos which i love but you would
also have people that
find a weight class where they could be at their best versus either have to
bulk up or have to drop
too much weight and compromise yourself but it's a happy medium for a lot of
guys that are not they're
not hitting that happy medium right now we're not getting their best
performance but here's the thing
about so if kelvin should be a 170er stylebender's a small 85er yes he weighed
in at 183 yep he weighed
under the weight limit so you look at how big some of these guys are oh my god
brandon davis dude the kid
that fights at 35 he was 160 dude that was brandon davis right was that who
said