Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1306 - Wiz Khalifa
Uploaded: 2019-05-31T01:00:03.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1306 - Wiz Khalifa' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-05-31. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1306 - Wiz Khalifa' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-05-31. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1306 - Wiz Khalifa

and we're going live yes sir social media people love you bro people love you
too oh we're live
we're doing it right now excited so we we've uh god oh what's the word gawked
what's the word when
you ogled over someone's body sure well dude you got jacked you went from being
skinny to shredded
yeah yeah you're pretty serious about mma training man it's really just about
like the lifestyle you
know i mean you're a martial artist so you know freaking the mind and the body
and the soul go
together so yeah all these things i'm learning about them i'm i'm able to put
them all together
you can't be a complete person until everything is together so um you know
spiritually i've already
ascended above my peers now i'm taking my body up there how do you do it
spiritually through that
giant jug of weed you got on the table exactly yeah stay high yeah for the
folks only listening
wiz brought literally like a mason jar filled with weed yeah yep yep yep and it's
like halfway
forward because you have specific strains that you like yeah i smoke the kk khalifa
kush oh you got
your own shit yeah yeah yeah absolutely because i i got tired of smoking all
different types of weed
um it's like a drink you know what i'm saying like alcohol people only drink
dark liquor whiskey or
yeah i only smoke kk only kk yeah yep if you mix it up though you'll get a big
hit right like if you
switch it up to somebody else's stuff you're like whoa your body's not ready
for it my head will go
crazy and like i'll really feel it you'll see me like over in the cornerstone
somewhere
i only have to smoke kk that's it that's the weed weird thing about weed right
like you you get used
to a certain strain yeah like i'll get physically like ill if i don't smoke my
strain i'll get runny nose
really coughing yeah yeah i need i need kk wow yeah yep
how much do you smoke a day probably an ounce like a cool jesus we burning a
cool ounce
how about you i don't smoke that much yeah no like a joint more like a joint a
day i'm a
really yeah i would think that you were like
just getting stoned all day i get stoned all day when i don't have shit to do
got you but if i have too much
shit to do when i get stoned all day that shit doesn't get done you said you
like blunts yeah why
you like blunts because the little tobacco gives you like this little extra
high yep i'm glad you
admitted it yeah yeah people who smoke blunts they they they don't some of them
they don't know that
they're tobacco-ing and they try to mask it and say no you know it's a leaf it's
like no bro you like
tobacco it's tobacco with weed yep it's like a combo high it cuts it a little
yeah i like it before i go on
stage it's my favorite before i go on stage that's just a little pickup but a
little high but a little
like yeah yeah yeah i'm happy how legal weed is these days because it's like i
would my son had a
spring concert yesterday and i would feel like back in the day walking in there
smelling like bud
because he goes to private school right right you know it's a reflection on him
yeah so it's like
you know you got the weed head dad blah blah blah and other things but it's
like nowadays that
shit is cool like no one cares nobody gives a fuck yeah i've seen it happen
because i have a 22 year
old daughter but i also have an 11 and a nine year old and with the 22 year old
when she was growing
up it was all weird it was weird it was like if you were you were a loser if
you're smoking weed play
dates you know what i'm saying yeah people coming over your house you got weed
at the house yeah bro
parents get weird i live like right up the street from the school so like i'm
getting real
technical with it like yeah i'm in a school zone you know what i'm saying like
legitimately yeah like
i could be not here right now incarcerated for real you see that lady they
locked up today in dallas
did you see that no no old lady a grandmother they locked her up because she
had cbd on her
really oh yeah she was at dallas airport it's not even psychoactive and i think
she had the oil like
for her skin right oh they just hating it's just ridiculous and she's an old
lady too old lady needs
it for arthritis that's trash my wife's mom uses it for arthritis it's great
for older folks the
shit my uh my husband called her my ex-baby's mom she's still my baby's mom but
she has another baby
on the way in her new relationship but she's able to take uh cbd during her
pregnancy to help her uh
her nausea and all that stuff yeah it's like why would you hate on cbd bro no
it's amazing it's the
my friend's son has some seizures he has like some sort of epileptic seizure
gives him cbd it's gone
gives it every day he doesn't have them anymore that's amazing i love that it's
incredible that's so
good it's almost you feel like you're lying right it does so many different
things right that when you
talk about weed you feel like you're lying yeah i mean like these days in this
day and age i was just
telling somebody the other day smoking pot is going to be old school like you
know what i mean we're
still going to do it but it's totally moving towards just ingesting it and
rubbing it on and all that
shit sprays yeah so people are less scared of it and it works like yeah like
like you know what i mean
the thing about the edibles though it puts you in a weird place if you get too
much yeah yeah i've seen
some people melt down yo edibles are crazy so i got a homie who just took a thc
pill yesterday and he
was talking all types of like he was gonna be awake that knocked him out he's
probably still asleep but
yeah the edibles you up you do edibles yeah i do but yeah i've had some bad
experiences but like
someone not bad but like like completely lost could touch with this dimension
damn you know what i'm
saying yeah like i had a friend who made thc pills yep and i was taking him at
a party once and it was a
party for a jiu-jitsu tournament so because it was a jiu-jitsu tournament and
then there was this party
afterwards and uh by the time the pills had kicked in i have no idea how much
it was in there because
it was like some handmade that this guy put together himself with little capsules
that you buy right
it was as high as i've ever been in my life like to the point where i wasn't
even seeing people i was
seeing like a two-dimensional cut out of the person and then behind them i was
seeing like their true
intention oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i was really high and i was talking to this
one dude and he was just
he's a he was a high level jiu-jitsu guy who was he was really odd it was a
very strange feeling
i got talking to this cat and then um like a month later he was on the run for
rape
yeah he uh had raped some woman and then he escaped and then he was so addicted
to jiu-jitsu the story was
that he started training again with a fake name but he was like this high level
black belt and
there's only that this especially back then when this happened this is like the
early 2000s there's
only a certain number of high-level black belts that are running around right
so he put on this fake
brazilian name and started training in like the pacific northwest what the and
then but he's
strangling black belts and everybody's like what the is who is this guy so
people ask
someone took a picture of him and they go that guy's wanted for rape oh shit
but i remember talking
to him on these thc pills being like like some there's some wiring that's not
correct here oh
fuck yeah damn dog that's a whoa yeah
thc pills yeah they expose things yeah they do bro i did mushrooms and it
exposed a lot
yeah yeah do you do shrooms yeah yeah yeah i fuck with mushrooms because that's
what happened with me when i
was on mushrooms i was able to see people's true intentions yeah because being
a rapper and
like that you know you'd be having to peel back the layers layers and layers
and layers and i was
trying to peel my own layers back just for my own sure personal everyone and i
ended up yeah yep and
i ended up being like backstage somewhere and i was like i'm around all these
people and like i really
see their true intentions and it was like i see what crowd they are and it was
like i felt like
i was separated you know what i mean it was like i was on a boat all the way
out here and they were
on on all on an island partying and i was like damn yeah i could see what's
going on over there but
it was cool like i do mushrooms every now and then i don't fuck with it all the
time i haven't done them
in like three years because they help you see like that so it's like for me i'll
take that experience
and i'll just live with it yeah i don't need to keep going through it over and
over like you probably
seen that dude and was like oh now i know people who are rapey as soon as i see
them
i knew he was dangerous like he was a legitimately dangerous person like not
just the same bro not
just a trained killer but he was dangerous like the way he thought about things
that's why there's
people like that out there yeah yeah i mean you you you you don't know until
you experience it and that
was a mild experience compared to most people's encounters there's a lot of
psychos out there it's
fucking crazy motherfuckers bro i know i know just probably in fighting too
that's why i feel like more
people need to like smoke weed and and train i think so too because it balances
the training is great
man it alleviates all that with most people but there's going to be some dudes
just like that guy
that are just they're just out there yeah they're taking it to that level like
yeah yeah yeah that's
crazy when you think about the world of fighting and competition i mean you're
dealing with people
that are taking the biggest risks they don't they don't have to do that right
this is like a choice
they could get a job the choice is i want to get a job trying to up other
people who have a job trying
to up people the killers the trained killers just going after each other right
right and when you're
around those dudes one of the things you one of the things you realize very
early on you you can have
your preconceived notions about them being like like mean people or violent
people right they're people
of character yes sir you have to have extreme character to pull off what they
do yeah yeah they're some of the
best people i've ever met in my life are fighters yep yep they're they're a
different breed of human
being yeah they chose that path they chose it no one's no one's forcing them we're
not in war right
they decide to go and do that and like that's why it's so exciting to watch
right right because you
know that they're putting everything on the line right i look at it like like
you said they they chose
that so to become an athlete to to choose to fight you know what i mean like
and a lot of them are
really like you said smart and they're technical and especially how the sport
is developing
these days because people don't want the long-term damage but they want to
still like you know what i
mean go hard so they're coming up with all types of ways to do this
shit and it's like at the end of the day you have to be creative or you have to
have some type of
something up here you know what i mean you're not just fighting to be fighting
you know right so yeah
i think they all go in for the same reason they're trying to find out if they
can do it right in the
beginning then they have a just a drive to prove that they're the best right i
was just talking to
somebody the other day about that um it was like a crazy argument because they
were saying how fight
fans are just there for knockouts and i was like you definitely have your your
knockout fans like
those probably the people who pay the most you know i mean it's like but i was
like you got to give
credit to a lot of people who understand fighting and love it and are viewing
it for that aspect it's
like you know when you watch football like a lot of people played football and
you know
wish they could have been that person on the field they