Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1308 - Eddie Bravo
Uploaded: 2019-06-04T13:00:02.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1308 - Eddie Bravo' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-06-04. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1308 - Eddie Bravo

- Edgy Bra!
Join Walsh!
- My brother, good to see you, as always.
- Always good to see you, man.
- And thanks for jumping on this short notice.
For the folks who don't know,
I was supposed to have Kevin Lee on today,
but Kevin and I, we fucked up.
It was partially my fuck up, partially his fuck up.
But he'll be on on Wednesday.
- Yeah.
- Edgy Bra was in the neighborhood
getting pumped, my friend.
Getting solid.
You've been lifting the weights.
How steady are you lifting now?
- I try to get three days a week,
but shit gets crazy sometimes
and I can only get two.
- Dude, if I stop for just a couple of weeks,
I start at 51, you start getting so weak.
Even on TRT, everything starts slipping.
Your body's like, no, we don't need to be lifting.
- Dude, I'm sore as fuck.
- I'm sure.
- I've been rolling with little people the last few months.
- Like what kind of little people?
Hobbits?
- I wish, shit, I fucked them up.
- Do you think so?
I think Hobbits would be extraordinarily strong.
- The hairy feet?
They probably have a lot of like some kind of,
no, man, I bet their feet are fucking so strong.
You can never footlock a Hobbit.
- Dude, have you seen the size of their heels?
Come on, man.
- They have giant heels,
but I bet their ligaments and shit are different.
I bet.
Yeah, you know, it's weird because they're all barefoot.
This is weird about the Hobbits, right?
They're barefoot.
They got furry ass feet.
They have giant feet because, you know,
obviously they had to wear those feet over the shoes,
but even in the books, didn't they,
they said they had big hairy feet even in the books.
- Dude, look at those feet.
- Yeah.
- That toehold the shit out of that.
Easy toehold right there.
- Maybe, maybe.
My thinking is if their feet are that hairy,
they go, oh Jesus Christ, what happened to that lady?
Don't do this to me, Jamie.
This is a podcast.
- Is that a person?
- That's gout.
Someone's got it was a gout inflammation.
No, man, that's real.
Did you think that was a Hobbit picture?
- Yeah.
- Oh, you did?
Oh, that's hilarious.
- It's all Hobbit feet.
- Oh my God.
Google image got you again.
- Isn't that elephant?
- That's an algorithm.
That's the Russians.
They're trying to fuck with this show.
No, what that is is bunions.
First of all, that's a painful thing
that happens to your big toe.
Some of it's genetic and some of it is putting your toes
into pointed shoes for like long periods of time.
Like people who have to go to work,
like ladies in particular,
they wear like super uncomfortable shoes.
It's smushed her toes up like that.
Your toes aren't supposed to be like that.
- I've seen this thing on Instagram
where they could fix that now, like rubber bands.
- Yes.
- You think that's real?
- Well, they have yoga toes.
There's some shit that you use
that you can, you shove your feet
in between these like styrofoam things
and stretches them out.
Apparently that's supposed to be good for them.
Vibram shoes is good.
- They still make those?
- I run in those suns.
- Did they get sued or something?
- They did get sued.
- Propaganda?
- By a bunch of pussies.
- Really?
- Yeah, a bunch of people,
I hurt my foot.
- I used to wear them too.
- Yeah, look man, they're harder to run in.
No bullshit.
- They feel good though, I like 'em.
- I like 'em.
They make you grip the ground.
- All that shit came out
that they were like a fraud, they were scared.
- That's not what it is.
I think they had made improper claims.
If I'm not correct.
I mean, if I'm not correct, if I'm correct.
If my information is correct.
- I think they made improper claims.
I think that was what the word was.
The word was that they had said some shit
and that people had gotten injured.
Like they said it would keep you from getting injured.
It's all based on this idea
that you're supposed to run barefoot.
- Yeah, they said Mexicans run barefoot.
- Yeah, in the mountains.
- Mexicans are like, fuck you, we got shoes.
But those guys up in the mountains
that they're talking about in that book, Born to Run,
I feel like they have, some of them made their own shoes
with like tires.
Like they cut tires and made their own shoes
and they're running like a hundred miles up there.
Something crazy like that.
Like they have insane endurance
and they live up in that mountain
and they just run around.
Oh, speaking of Mexicans,
one of the main reasons you're here,
I want to talk to you.
It's because you're my favorite Mexican
and now we have a Mexican-American heavyweight champion
of the motherfucking world.
- That's crazy.
- How crazy is that?
- That's insane.
I can't believe it.
- Viva la Mexico.
- Jesus Christ.
- I didn't know Mexico had a heavyweight boxer.
- Oh my God, Andy Ruiz is the shit.
He is the shit.
He's what America needs right now
with all this border wall crisis shit,
a heavyweight champion that's Mexican.
Come on, son.
And one that's fucking good
and one that has a big belly
and he knocks out a dude
who looks like he's chiseled out of granite.
I mean, no one has ever had a better body
than Anthony Joshua.
You've only had a different body.
No one's had a better body.
He's like, what is he, like six, seven
or some shit like that?
- Can I see him?
I don't even know that.
- Oh my God, dude.
Anthony Joshua is one of the best built heavyweight boxers
of all time.
- And he's legit.
He was the champ and all that.
- Olympic gold medalist, the champ,
knocked out Vladimir Klitschko.
I mean, he's a fucking monster.
- From the UK?
- From the UK.
- Okay.
- Yeah, he was the champ.
And he was supposed to fight Big Baby Miller
and Big Baby Miller tested positive
for the Mexican supplements, ironically enough.
Boom.
That's Anthony Joshua.
I mean, come on, son.
- Yeah.
- How tall is he?
'Cause he's gigantic.
- He's got a 12-pack.
- Because Andy Ruiz looked short in that fight,
6'6".
- Shit.
- Yeah, but Ruiz is like 6'2".
He just looked tiny when he's standing next to Joshua.
Joshua's a giant of a man.
And just fucking jacked.
What does it say is weight listed as?
- 249.
- 249.
I wonder if that was for the last fight
because I'm sure with a giant dude like that,
it varies back and forth.
But, so I was out to dinner
and I get a text from Brendan Schaub.
- Brendan Schaub hit me with the spoiler alert.
He said, "Fuck, Joshua got knocked out."
And I was like, "No!"
And I go, "What happened?"
And he goes, "He got fucked up in the seventh round."
- By a Mexican.
- And he goes, "I'm sick."
I go, "You're sick?"
I go, "I'm happy as fuck."
I couldn't wait to come home and watch it.
I love when crazy shit happens.
This is my favorite thing in fights.
Look at that guy.
Look at Ruiz, no disrespect champ,
but he jokes about it himself.
I'm trying to get him in here too.
- Oh, that would be crazy.
- Look at his body.
I mean, it looks like a regular dude.
- What if he got shredded?
How much would he weigh?
- Why would he get shredded?
- No, but if he did though,
he might be a middleweight, right?
- I would feed him on the sneak tip.
I'd wake him up in the middle of the night
with some great Mexican food.
That dude needs to stay exactly how he is.
See, look, he's got muscles under there.
Like look at his stomach.
He's just got some body fat on him.
But here's one thing.
If you do have great cardio,
one thing that body fat can do
is it can protect you somewhat.
It's like wearing eight sweaters.
I've joked around about this before
and people think I'm bullshitting
and I kind of am a little bit
'cause I know most of the impact gets in there.
But if you were gonna fight a guy
and right before you fought him,
he puts on a vest made out of fat and meat
and stitches it up and it sticks out
like fucking 10 extra inches.
You'd be like, "Hey, what is all this?
What are you doing?
You can't put that on."
And then if you hit him to the body
and he barely reacts, you'd be like,
"Fuck, I can't believe this guy's cheating
with this fat vest."
Think about that shit.
If you have good cardio
and you got some fat around your gut,
that shit might protect you.
Look at Daniel Cormier.
- Yep, Fedor.
- Look at Fedor.
You're dealing with these giant dudes.
Giant dudes who can fuck you up with one shot.
There might actually be an advantage to having a gut
and that's not bullshit at all.
It's not ideal in the lower weight classes.
- Bringing back guts.
You brought back fanny packs.
- I'm bringing back guts.
- Dude. - I'm thinking of growing my own.
- How great would that be?
- I'm tired of being healthy, barely hanging on.
- Tired of working out.
- If chicks only dated dudes with guts?
- That could be the new thing.
- Yeah.
- Dude, that was amazing.
Are you kidding?
- Did you see that GIF on Brendan Schaub's page
of DJ Khaled, is that how you say his name?
Who's a big fella himself climbing out of a golf cart
with a shirt open?
Let me show you this.
I don't want to read the caption.
See, my problem with sharing this is
I want to know who the fuck made this
'cause it's really funny.
I wish I knew the dude to give him credit, you know?
- Yeah, it says it.
- Oh, it says it there?
The creator of the GIF?
- No. - Can I see it?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Put it up on there for him, Jamie?
- Hold on.
- Hold on.
Jamie's got a, might be a problem.
Copyright issue?
- Somebody else might have stole it from someone.
- Somebody might have stole it from somebody else?
You gotta talk in the microphone.
People are listening.
- Yeah, yeah, somebody else might have stole it from someone.
I'll just put it up, though.
- Okay.
Look at this.
All the big men headed to brunch with their shirt open today
after the Andrews win.
He's bringing back guts.
- Dude, that would be amazing.
- And dude, he's super friendly.
Like, really nice guy.
Thanks his mom.
He told his mom after the fight, you know,
we don't have to suffer anymore.
- We do.
- This just changed our lives, you know?
It's beautiful.
It's pretty.
- Yeah, the last, I mean, I was crazy into boxing
before I saw UFC 2.
Once I saw UFC 2, I kind of just dropped boxing.
But I was way into boxing.
Had stacks of ring magazine all over my house.
I wouldn't throw them away.
I was way into it.
And all we had as Mexicans in the heavyweight division
was Alex Garcia.
Remember him?
- Yeah.
- He was, he broke the top 10.
He was up there for a little bit,
but he just, you know, that's the closest we ever got.
Unless there's been someone else since then.
This was like 1990.
I haven't followed boxing at all.
- Well, that's why it was big for Mexican-Americans
when Cain Velasquez was UFC heavyweight champ.
That was the first ever Mexican heavyweight champ
in combat sports.
- Yeah. - Right?
Am I correct?
- Yeah.
It's weird though in MMA, people aren't racist
in MMA really as much as boxing, really racist.
Like boxing, I'm always going for the Mexican.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
You know what I mean?
I don't care about this, but in MMA, you go for the Jiu Jitsu guy.
- I go for, I don't care what nationality you are in MMA.
- Or I go for the, I want, well, like,
like if someone's fighting Melvin Manhoff,
I don't necessarily want Melvin Manhoff to win,
but I definitely want to see Melvin Manhoff,
go Melvin Manhoff on somebody.
You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah. - You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Oh yeah, you know, watching guys that can.
- There's certain guys.
- Yeah, watching guys that are known
for their knockout power and I like watching those guys too.
- Even if they're fighting a Jiu Jitsu guy, right?
- I don't want them to win, you know?
- Well, that was why, who was it?
Was it Akiyama?
No, it wasn't, was it Akiyama?
No.
It was, who was, was it Yoshida?
Who beat Melvin Manhoff and armbarred him?
- I think it was Yoshida.
- Was it Akiyama?
- I think it was Akiyama.
I think Akiyama, I think Sexyama fought him with a Gion.
- Hmm, I don't remember.
- Who fought Melvin Manhoff in Pride?
See if it was Melvin Manhoff versus Akiyama.
- Wonder man.
- A-K-I?
- Yeah, Sexyama, you could say Sexyama.
Who killed him Sexyama?
Was it Chiavello, Michael Chiavello?
Did 