Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1310 - Sober October 2019 Preview
Uploaded: 2019-06-05T04:30:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1310 - Sober October 2019 Preview' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-06-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1310 - Sober October 2019 Preview' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-06-05. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1310 - Sober October 2019 Preview

and that's probably the way to do it we're cutting in right now pow how so what
what did it have
tell me about the tour bus this tour okay tour bus champ no no no he's not let's
hold up on
labels till we hear the story i've only won one victory in this whole thing who's
the tour bus
he came so close to the weight loss he did come close and then we had one year
it was like socialist
it was like uh marxist no one could lose yeah even if you lost it didn't matter
oh i like that
that was camaraderie yeah that was a good this year this year's gotta be a good
one listen last
year i almost killed myself yeah we got to do it differently than that you were
peeing purple
wasn't purple but it wasn't the right color what color was i was worried i had
brown though i was
worried uh but it wasn't it was just dehydration severe dehydration there was
days where i would
drink literally like gallons of water yeah you don't want ice i try it without
first you're crazy um i was
drinking so much i was drinking water and i was adding salt to it i was adding
himalayan salt to
the water just because i know i was dehydrating myself so much i would have puddles
on the ground
and you still that still wasn't sufficient like dude i set up i set off an
alarm i remember that
i set off a fire alarm in the gym from my sweat
i still have ptsd from last year sober october dude like i get texts from you
guys and panic
sits in my heart and i go wait what does it say my wife gets it she thinks i'm
crazy for sure i moved
and it upsets wives you're the only one who hadn't ruined the home life yeah if
i come to new york it
would have been i mean l.a would have been terrible yeah for an extra month but
like uh i saw that
fucking stupid device when i was moving i opened up a drawer and i was like i
didn't even want i was
like get it out get it out here it's like chucky the little doll yeah i'm
coming for you yeah man
i think leanne and push are gonna podcast this entire sober october yeah don't
let her after she
threw you under the bus in the fucking radio station tell that story but the
audience didn't hear that
story you guys should do white swaps tell that story she was they were asking
about drugs and how hard i
party and i was just talking shit and i was like you know i go uh i go i spoke
a little bit of weed
every now and then if cocaine's on a switchblade i'll hit it but for the most
part i only i only do
mushrooms once a year and leanne just heard me and she's making breakfast for
the girl she goes he
doesn't do mushrooms and he doesn't do cocaine he's got high blood pressure i'm
like i'm trying to move
tickets in dayton were you under the bus body shots world tour fall dates
available now is it
available right now dude yeah right now right now right now right now burt burt.com
it's weird you
sound like you're coming off a coke bender we're all touring hard dude but
think think about it tom
like when you first started going on the road with me you're way far ahead
further ahead
now than he was the feature oh oh right when he was opening for me we were
doing clubs yeah we were
doing clubs we're doing all clubs we started to do theaters when you started to
headline your own
places that's true yeah that was pretty crazy it was quick i was thinking about
it about that level
you were at that we all thought was like damn well yeah i mean you know why
yeah it's because like
you you know someone you're like it's accessible yeah right right right right
it seems normal right
it makes sense like oh i could sell out this whole weekend too yeah and then
when you do you're like oh
shit like what i'm a comedian i'm a real comedian i sell out a club and it's
just because we got in
shape i didn't even think about it just because it's over october just because
i didn't think about
theaters back then like when we were all right in the club i never know we were
just doing clubs yeah
like i had done a couple of theaters here and there but for the most part it
was just about just working
yeah that's what dice said it was like what do you want to do with the crew i
was like i'd like to have
clubs because one of theaters like i couldn't do theaters because why because
you said you can do
whatever you want and i was like all right dice got me to go on the road he
really planted a seat
in my head one day in the back parking lot of the comedy store so why don't you
do the road i said
i don't know he goes hey don't just hang around here and he's like you can make
a good livid
he goes you don't need these tv guys and i was like wow he's right i was
thinking about it i was
like he's right dude that's changed my life you i've said this a million times
but you and bill burr
in the back of the store telling me your show's not that good you should just
stick with stand-up
well i just knew that you were way better than that i'm like you're not even
doing your stand-up
justice yeah like i'd see you do stand-up but it's like you hadn't done it in
five months you'd been
fucking thailand or some shit swinging off of a tree by your dick on a roller
coaster with some special
people also i was worried you were gonna get killed like you were doing so many
different things in so
many different places i called him up once he was drunk on a motorcycle in vietnam
like what are you doing he's like i'm vietnam i'm drunk he also learned all
these
he learned these completely unnecessary life skills yeah yeah that you can't
apply to anything
you're like do you know how to ride a unicycle i'm like what he's like i
learned in rome i could
do whatever i could do whatever i want to know yeah okay is that harder than
when them hoverboards
what's harder oh the dude those hoverboards for in the in the uh in the ocean
no no i don't mean that i mean the things that the kids roll around on just a
wheel in the middle
two wheels no the wheel in the middle rich rebuilds you know that youtube
channel do you know who he is
rich benoit he's uh he's a youtube host and he also he fixed his he's like the
first guy to ever build
a tesla he bought a junk tesla that somebody had let get flooded with water and
he's just a really smart
guy and he's a tech guy so he's like okay what the is in that thing like how do
i fix this like so all the
wires were up the battery was toast so he bought a crashed one and he took the
battery and the engine
out of the crashed one and put it in the one that he owned and then rewired and
went through this crazy
process to get a tesla to work that he eventually did and now he has his own
garage it's what's called
the electric garage in massachusetts where he rebuilds these teslas but uh what
was my point oh he had one
one of those with a big ass fat tire where you're riding on it like a
skateboard that's hard that looks
hard that's hard to do i almost killed someone on a on a segway one time i was
in rome and we were on
segways and i was just screwing around and then i just hopped off and i didn't
realize that when you
hop off if you're leaning forward it keeps going and this thing started
whipping around me
just and we're in like a big piazza and i let just let go of it didn't hit
anyone but everyone around
us was standing dead still like oh my god i would have been bodied right there
you're supposed to
dive on it like a like a good hero yeah do you know what are fun though there's
no way you're doing
that you wouldn't dive on it no way you'd have to take it for the team he'd let
15 people die
just walk out casually i don't know what happened i don't know what happened
those hover those hover
boards that are such a jet skis where you go like 40 feet up in the air oh
those are crazy those are fun
those do look cool i like the guys who like get it turned over and like nobody
and then it starts to go
down and they just with extra speed just shoot it what are those called uh what
are they just the
window maker dude those things are fun as yeah legit yeah i could do a backflip
on one all you got
to do is like fall backwards and then kick your feet around i picked up on that
one quick yeah there's a
lot of useless skills i have from travel channel dude you you traveled so much
oh my god it always bothered
me you know why it bothered me because i would have probably done it too if i
was you and i was like god
damn it how do you get out of that because i know that feeling like it's you
have the best job ever
you're on a tv show you're like oh my god i have the best job ever i'm a i'm on
a tv show but yet
you're still like i gotta get out of this yeah it's weird because you do get to
go to really cool
places and get paid for it yeah that was cool but you also i mean you weren't
thrilled because you
missed stand up more i missed i missed stand up well what was happening is tom's
career was exploding at the
time the day i fell off a waterfall do you remember that yeah i was in aspen
and push called me she's
like i'm talking to tom he's talking about these one-nighters but i want to do
the funny bones
i was so far removed from stand up i didn't even i didn't even know you could
do one-nighters i didn't
know that theaters were an option i think i was at a store a week later and you
were like you know
tom's doing like legit theaters and i remember just going i missed what if i
just missed it entirely you
could have and some people do we all know guys that were really funny back in
the day and then
they somehow or another quit yeah it fell apart dude what if you had been like
i'm gonna lean into
travel channel dude i was i was i was what if you became a christian like super
christian got a cross
tattoo on your arm just to let them know you're really down with them i'm sure
your reps told you
all those things go to church with a golf shirt on oh man dude when i got fired
from travel channel
i've my world melted down that was right when we were getting fat shamed i was
getting fat shamed
leanne scheduled uh uh i like how you say we were getting as if you guys weren't
in on the
but you're saying that but hold on a second you're saying you're saying you
were getting fat shamed
but you got to let people know like you don't really believe in fat shaming you
weren't really
getting fat shamed no no at the time it was very one-sided real thing at the
time i got fired from
travel channel i was i definitely was one-sided and i felt it hard as your
friend was
fucking with you because he was worried you were going to die he went on conan
to do it though
you did on a major platform yep it wasn't like a morning radio he was on
another level he put it on
his fucking special on netflix dude imagine taking a conan appearance which was
massive at the time
and you go up now i'm going to use this for fun i'm not going to try to put him
on myself dj dad
mouth is my favorite character that everybody's ever oh thanks man for the main
tv show that was uh
when you used to do that that was so fun i love that you were doing that
because i hated those
shows i was like why would he do those shows morning tv is terrible when you do
morning tv
dressed up like a fake rapper she did this people don't know segura created a
character called dj
dad mouth and he would just show up places and the people did not know what the
to do with
them because the lowest rung in all of show business is morning television
morning television
i'm so sorry if you listen to this and you're a local morning television host
like i used to deliver
newspapers okay yeah way better than morning host it's it's one of the lowest rungs
in all of show
bus it's a weird rung where you're trapped it's like it's like you're
broadcasting out of like a
christian convenience store or something it's very strange the worst part too
is the four of us
plus like 90 of the acts working those clubs do not have a fan base watching
that show no you put it
together you're like this is definitely a waste of time like we're wasting our
time right now yeah
and then if that's the only one that morning yeah we're like you woke me up at
six to do this