Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1314 - Charlamagne tha God & Andrew Schulz
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Joe Rogan Experience #1314 - Charlamagne tha God & Andrew Schulz

Radios.
Boom, and we're live.
Ladies and gentlemen, Charlemagne, the God,
my man, Andrew Schultz, thank you for being here.
Joe Rogan, thank you for setting this up.
Thank you for having me, sir.
My pleasure.
I've been a fan of yours for a while.
I think you're the last great radio host,
and you will be the last famous radio host,
because I think radio is a dying thing.
You're the last great one.
You're the one who made it famous from radio.
Who the fuck else?
Yeah.
In this era?
I mean, yeah, I think radio is like one of those rare lanes
where it's really not a lot of people who prosper in it.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
You think about it, especially in the black radio space.
I mean, you've got the Tom Joyner's, the Doug Banks,
the Wendy Williams.
Yeah.
You know, so it's rare in that lane.
But I think you've got people that have established
good careers in radio, though.
Yeah, but in the past.
Oh, but that's a great question.
Who is the last one?
He's the last one.
That's the last samurai.
You're the last person to become famous from radio.
100%.
Last samurai, 100%.
I've got to give Bobby Bones.
Bobby Bones.
Well, that's nice.
I don't know who that is.
Shots fired.
Shots fired.
I know who you are.
Sorry, Bobby.
No disrespect.
No disrespect.
I'm sure he's great.
He's a nationally syndicated radio host,
but he's on the country stage.
He just won Dancing with the Stars.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I'm out of the loop.
Joe's like, I don't give a shit.
I only know Bobby B as you talk about him.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's got two New York Times bestselling books.
He's a...
That's one of those things, though.
It's like comedians.
You used to talk about a comic that everybody loves, and people are like, I've
never heard
of him.
But amongst comics, super respected.
Bobby, he hosts on Idol now.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
And we're around the same age, so I would have to give it...
I would have to put him in that.
Fine.
You and Bobby.
You're a gracious man.
Yeah.
In my opinion, you're the last samurai.
Dude, it's true.
It's a dead era.
It's true.
I've seen guys like you.
I just want to snatch you up and bring you over to podcasts.
I'm like, get the fuck out of there.
Get out of that censored boss man world.
You know what's interesting?
What's it called?
Keep going.
Keep going on this.
You guys, I know you guys have a podcast together.
The brilliant idiots.
But you know, we do, you know, PodTrack, right?
Yeah, sure, sure.
Like, we just cracked PodTrack, The Breakfast Club.
He's number 20 on PodTrack.
Oh, okay.
So you put that online as well.
Yeah, we put it out as a podcast.
Because I feel like with radio, that's what it is.
Like, people still listen to terrestrial radio, but you have to go where the
people are.
So you have to have the podcast.
You have to have the YouTube following.
Like, you can't wait for people just to come to radio every day.
I wish you could swear, though.
So that's the problem with radio.
Well, they do.
That's the thing.
So they release all the interviews they do on Breakfast Club.
And those things explode.
Yeah, on YouTube.
And they have all the curses and everything like that.
That's where I found out about it.
Exactly.
I think that's where most people globally would watch and listen.
I mean, right?
Yeah, that's what separates this era of radio from other eras of radio.
Howard Stern didn't have YouTube.
You know what I'm saying?
If Howard Stern had YouTube, it wouldn't be no question.
He'd still be the motherfucking guy.
I mean, even though he is the guy.
Right.
But he'd still be, like, super, super the guy in this era.
Right.
He's in that paywall, which is very strange.
That's a serious paywall.
That's the strangest paywall.
Yeah.
Yeah, he took the check.
But then you get financial independence, man.
It's a big check.
Well, let's be realistic.
He was already financially independent.
So why'd he do it?
The numbers, they're throwing at him.
Yeah, that was a different level.
It was $300 million, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I think that was just initially.
Yeah, that's the difference.
I think he makes, like, $100 million every year or something crazy.
So $300 million was flat and then another $100 million every year.
And then he had so much stock.
Like, that's the difference between, like, your kids being straight and, like,
your great-great-great-grandkids being straight.
Right.
Yeah, but stock in Sirius to me is, like, blockbuster stock.
Hang on to that.
Blockbuster stock meant something at some point until Netflix came the fuck
alone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I remember when Netflix used to have those DVDs that you would get, like, in
front of the fucking supermarket.
Yeah, the red box shit.
Yeah, yeah.
I remember that.
And you have to send them back.
He was like, who's fucking, I'm not sending this back.
No, I was so funny.
I was home this weekend.
I was in Monks Corner, South Carolina.
And, like, there was a Black Panther DVD from the library in my mom's house.
I'm like, what the fuck?
The library?
Wait a minute.
Black Panther isn't the original Black Panthers?
No, the movie that just came to me.
I was like, yo, she was true from back in the day.
Okay.
That's an original Black Panther.
I'm like, who got the Black Panther DVD that they checked out from the library
and have not bought it back yet?
You didn't even bring it back to the library yet?
No, you don't have to.
What are they really going to do?
Why would you bring the Black Panther from the library?
Because you wanted it and it was there and you were at the library.
I'm still trying to understand why you call it library.
What is it?
Library.
I don't fucking know.
I didn't graduate college.
Library.
It's like...
Library.
Yeah.
It's one of those words, you know?
Don't bail him out.
You know what I'm saying?
Library.
Like, especially.
You don't talk to people in Texas, they say, especially.
But everyone, even like George Bush, when he was president, would say,
especially.
Yeah.
That's a Texas thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think a lot of it has to do with region because I still say, street,
street, strong.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's how I pronounce it.
Screech, screech, crumb.
I get it.
I get it.
Scrumptious.
Yeah.
I say pacifically.
Oh, pacifically.
Pacifically.
Instead of specifically.
As long as everybody knows, then it's fun.
That's the point.
If you understand what a person is saying, why correct them?
Right.
You're just being a dick.
Well, it's like dialects.
Like, my grandparents were from Sicily and they would talk in dialects.
And even people that knew Italian wouldn't know what the fuck they were saying.
Yeah.
Like, people that knew pure Italian.
It's some weird, like, pig Latin type shit.
Yeah.
You know?
I mean, my mom's Scottish.
Like, if you listen to real Scottish people talk, you don't understand what the
fuck they're
talking about.
Oh, that accent.
So, the way they roll their words together.
Thick.
And then they get them drunk.
Oof.
It's impossible.
Oof.
Where are you from, Joe?
I was born in New Jersey.
Okay.
And I grew up mostly in Boston, but really all over the country.
Because you've got a lot of stubborn sensibilities.
Like, before we started the podcast, you were talking about all the hunting
that you do.
I didn't get into that until 2012.
Wow.
Why?
Because I was thinking about being a vegetarian.
I was like, I was watching these animal rights videos, these PETA videos, and I
was like,
I don't want to participate in this factory farming shit.
It's fucked up.
You watch these pigs slammed into these cages together, and cows, and chickens.
I was like, this is inhumane.
It's insane.
But then you decided to go out and start killing them yourself?
I decided one of two things.
Either I was going to try hunting, and either I was going to become a
vegetarian, or I was
going to become a hunter.
And so I became a hunter.
I did it.
I killed a deer.
I ate it.
I was like, this is perfect.
I love this.
Oh, I'm trying to figure out.
This makes sense.
I'm trying to figure out the thought process.
You watched videos where you saw that it was inhumane for these animals to be
dying.
No, no, no.
And that made you want to kill them?
Factory farming.
Factory farming.
Look, every animal dies.
They don't live forever and become angels.
They live in the wild.
When you hunt, you dip your feet into the wild.
You go out there, and you fair chase.
You go find them.
You track them.
You stay downwind.
You get in a good position.
You kill them.
Then you eat them.
Right.
And it's a different animal.
Gotcha.
When you're eating that, like if I eat an elk steak, I know that I killed that.
It's delicious.
Yeah.
I know that.
I was there.
Can I see a picture of this elk?
I'm still trying to imagine what it is because I understand deer, and I
understand moose.
It's a giant deer.
Those antlers, pictures of those antlers on like an 800-pound animal.
How tall is it?
It's huge.
They're big.
Like six feet?
Oh, taller.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Elk and mushroom.
Moose is crazy.
The first time I saw a moose, it was like that scene in Jurassic Park where
Jeff Goldblum looks
out the Jeep and sees the dinosaur.
I was like, you can't believe how big a moose is.
Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen a moose in person.
I've seen an elk in person.
They're double an elk.
They're double the size of an elk.
Yeah, yeah.
We need to go hunting, man.
You want to go hunting?
I'm being dead serious about this.
I would love to take you hunting.
Camping and hunting where it's one or the other?
Well, you could do both.
Okay.
Or you would want to do...
Well, you could camp, or you could hunt rather, and then stay in a nice lodge.
That's the move.
Yeah, but also I kind of want to do like the...
The full outdoor.
Yeah, because sometimes I watch those shows on like Nat Geo or something like
that,
and they're just living off the land, and they've got to like make a hunt or
make a yurt.
You know?
They make it out of snow.
Yeah, don't do that.
Don't do that.
No.
But what for like two days, like a cool...
What you want is like a real tent with a real sleeping bag so you stay warm and
you're healthy,
and you're not worried about fucking freezing to death or anything weird like
that.
Yeah.
And make sure you have water filters so you can drink out of a stream.
If you really want to do that...
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a big...
I want to try it.
You should try hunting in New York.
Like nobody's ever done that.
You can hunt rats.
I'm serious.
Think about all them big-ass rats in New York.
Like nobody's ever done that.
I'm not going to lie.
You'll probably get a lot of attention for that shit.
Bro, back in the day, you could go to 125th Street in like Spanish Harlem and
you could
buy pigeons.
People were like catching pigeons and they were selling them and trying to
front like they
were exotic pigeons.
Bullshit.
I swear to God in my life.
Well, you know, pigeons were brought over here for food.
That's what squab is.
What the fuck is squab?
Squab is like a bougie restaurant item and it's actually young pigeons.
Really?
Yeah.
That's what squab is.
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
All pigeons.
All pigeons you see in the United States are all brought in from somewhere else
for food
and then they release to become feral.
They're like the wild hogs of the bird world.
What are young rats called that are used for food?
That's a good question.
Who uses young rats for food?
I don't know.
But there's a comic.
Oh, is it that rats documentary?
No, this is just the dogs that hunt rats in New York.
Oh, yeah.
I don't believe that shit.
What do you mean you don't believe it?
That they're really guys sending their dogs out to go get rats in the city.
Oh, they are.
But for what?
There's so many rats.
Because they're assholes.
Yeah, I guess.
I mean, they're not going to fix it.
There's no way to fix it.
But like Jack Russell Terriers, they fuck rats up.
They're designed to fuck rats up.
But there's got to be people who live up north in New York who have the same
desire to hunt.
They just don't go down south.
So why not go hunt the rats?
They hunt de