Name: Swapcast - Podcast On A Plane with John Dudley (Audio Only)
Uploaded: 2019-06-21T19:00:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Swapcast - Podcast On A Plane with John Dudley (Audio Only)' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-06-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Swapcast - Podcast On A Plane with John Dudley (Audio Only)' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-06-21. Transcript available.

Swapcast - Podcast On A Plane with John Dudley (Audio Only)

and we're rolling cheers cheers that's that's only part of a cat lady i mean
obviously yeah that's
just the one well it's the critical part it is it is without the red wine the
cat lady is not that
ridiculous right it's just red wine it's like tequila and red bull yep that's
normal i mean
that's like red bull and vodka it's not too crazy yeah you pour the red wine in
there you're like
now you're just desperate now you're just like everyone shows up to a party
with what they found
in their parents refrigerator yeah and then the cat lady appears have you ever
made one of those since
then yeah a lot i've turned i turn people on to it all the time that day was so
ridiculous i've gone
into bars where people recognize me and then they the waitress comes over and
says the bartender
would like to give you this cat lady and i'm like what
for people who don't know what we're talking about the cat lady was a drink
that john invented
two years ago in lanai two years ago yeah i think it was two years ago last
year the year before that
two years ago and it was shane dorian sam soholt ben o'brien john remy had left
yeah remy left he
didn't get to enjoy it and that was the first we did a podcast in my suite and
we just went into the
mini bar and we just grabbed everything i don't know about this we stuff you
came with a full bear
hug of just i could hear clanging happening and you just dropped it in the
middle of the table
like this is what we got yeah you're like hey let's podcast and that's where it
all started by the
by the end i just was kind of grabbing i think i was consuming more than most
so i was just reaching
around trying to take whatever was left and then you're like what the hell are
you pouring so that
was our first year doing this trip and uh this year is our third and man it is
it is an awesome first of
all it's an awesome place to get ready for like elk i think to get ready for
anything yeah anything if
you can successfully especially if someone's wong and know like where they rate
i remember last year
when i elk hunted with andy i told andy when we were in montana that this time
i'm going to be limited
on how much i can hunt with you like we'll both go opposite directions and then
after i think two
days andy said okay i realize now how much of my success before was hinging on
you navigating me
in these like small moments that i didn't really realize how important they
were and i think if you
can come here and if you can do you like if your guide can get you close but
then you just say
i'm gonna test only myself from here in like from the 250 yard mark in if you
can get it done
on an axis here you can get anything done yeah that's black bow hunting skills
yeah i think that's
black belt skills especially if you're taking a large long shot and you manage
to crawl into place
because a lot of it is crawling if you plan on coming out here folks bring some
knee pads
luckily our sitka gear uh pants have built-in knee pads yep which are excellent
but if you if you if
you use a different kind of camo first of all you shouldn't second of all if
you do use a different
kind of camo better get some knee pads just the pattern itself looked amazing
amazing like when we
were glassing across when i would glass and look at you or when i'd look back
you blend it i mean it
worked really well it works great everywhere the sub alpine is the bomb it's
the bomb i've used a lot of
different camo trying different stuff out and you know i really love uh first
light they make good stuff
um but sitka's the best they're the best they just take everything above and
beyond everything is one
step better you know it's funny they won't they won't come out and publicly say
that sub alpine is
effective for like whitetail or turkeys because the gore
the gore methodology uh i don't know if i said that right but
they have a protocol of having their tests to prove things or be able to make a
statement are
very vigorous for gore so because they've never truly tested sub alpine to a
turkey's vision
they won't come out publicly say that it's effective for turkeys even though i
can tell you it definitely
is early season whitetails midway through the season for whitetails 100
effective but what it was
truly tested for was sub alpine it was like tested for
hunting big game and so they'll say that
but i can tell you if there's any type of foliage that has
a hint of green in it it is effective it just breaks everything up so good
like when we were at utah hunting elk oh gosh blend right in
i would look back a few times and i could i
i couldn't tell where you were in the even in those poplars where there was
some white and black speckle
it looked amazing yeah it's a perfect breakup pattern you just
you don't see the the human form for here what matters most is movement
and i guess what the environment ha ha now we have a something a little
different
margarita yep that'll work yeah the um movement is big but i became an even
bigger believer in the
hex suit while i was here when we had that bird fly by and just land right
behind us i was like dude
what is wrong with this bird he was right in our idea we were there yeah he's
right in our business yeah
we were just sitting there and this bird just flew by and landed right next to
us
i started tweeting away let us know i think you said you go what's this thing
doing and i just looked at you i'm like that's what things do with the hex
squirrels jump on my shoulders birds like try to land on me
what will wig you out is when owls when i'm in a whitetail stand and owls will
come in and be like
cupped gonna land on your shoulder if it's a small bird i'll let them do it if
it's a squirrel i'm like
get on there dude i'll do that when it's got talons i'm like whoa like back off
bro but i've had several
owls just kind of come flying in they cup up and they're just going to land on
my shoulder
and i i have to just wimp out just so the hex suit for people who don't know h-e-c-s
the hex suit
breaks up it it blocks your electrical signal right the electromagnetic signal
that your body gives off
yep yep and it's been proven to work on fish and it's been proven to work on
what other animals
fish is tested for sure birds for sure because migratory birds have had tons of
tons of like
i think i shouldn't say federal but like granted tests to track migratory birds
and how they see
and it's proven that birds do see in electronic fields so for birds they say
that it's incredibly
effective because like that's why they've got all that footage being able to
crawl out on geese and
people shooting turkeys from just sitting next to nothing just you know being
able to do it but
for those it's really important that your hands and your face mask and
everything are fully covered
with the hex where honestly i'm going with the major muscle groups for my stuff
i wear
the top and the bottom for small game and big game and i'm a believer man some
people are still
still skeptical though yeah i mean you know some people say hey you know it
seems like it you're
selling snake oil and i'm like i get it i get it you know i i understand what
you're saying all i can
tell you tell you tell you is like with bears they're predatory animals with
bears my encounters with them
has just been weird you know how well it works but then if my camera guy doesn't
have it it seems
like i'm picked off more so i definitely feel like when i've been in my one-on-one
situations and i'm
fully you know fully clothed in it i wear it all the time i mean i i guess it'd
be easy for me not to
but i always do i mean i i'm a believer in it for sure yeah i became more of a
believer this trip
i felt like there was too many moments too where deer were staring at us
and they just didn't know what the hell we were when where it's like some of
the times in the past
when i wasn't wearing it the same sort of situation the deer would start
blowing and then they would
take off they make that crazy barking noise and they took off when you when we
got up to your deer
and where we you know we're kind of his final resting place where we took
pictures and stuff
did you ever look back to the tree that we were for those of you who want to
know we're actually on our
flight back this is a flight podcast everyone around us like what's going on
not no we're just podcasting
folks um did you look back at that tree and see how small that tree really was
yeah pretty small
imagine me and joe rogan tucked up next to kind of a bonsai tree
and we had to crawl i mean yeah about 80 90 yards to get to it 80 or 90 yards
crawling
and we get to this tree and i i kind of grabbed the base of the tree and i'm
trying to shimmy up the
tree just enough and i figured there was going to be a few axis there and that's
the thing with axis
when they're bedded you might see one or two that's standing up at the time but
once i got there i look
back at you and i'm like giving the signal like dude like don't crawl but like
on your belly scoot like just
use your fingertips and your nails and like pull yourself to me because we the
the our cover was
probably only two feet tall and with you with the backpack on that was about
all you could spare was
just laying flat to your stomach yeah and crawl up to me and then you got
behind me and used me as a
blocker to come up and how many deer how many deer were within 80 yards of us
it was a lot it was a lot
they were everywhere i shot the deer that's when we really realized how many
there were oh geez a lot
of them popped up yeah tons it was pretty crazy so let's talk about your shot
first yeah because that
was honestly that was the highlight of the whole trip for me was just hearing
that sound we had the sun
hard at our back i couldn't really see i was trying to film so i couldn't
really see where your arrow went
i just could see i could see that broadhead like right past my shoulder and i
was looking at the tip
of your broadhead and seeing how still it was i was like referencing it on
something that was behind
it and you were just stable and i could see your broadhead coming back back
back back on the rest so
i knew you're just pulling on that silverback just slow slow and sweet and as
soon as i heard it go
i just looked right at the axis and i heard that sound that just i knew it had
found the honey spot well
i committed 100 to the silverback last year when um when i hunted here i was
using uh i was using a thumb
trigger and which is great but these deer are so skittish and these moments are
so so adrenaline filled
i felt like i made a decision i'm like look i shoot super accurate with the
silverback why won't i hunt
with it like what am i thinking am i thinking that i need to make it go off
quick like what am i thinking
i'm just going to go to 100 silverback and i'm super glad that i did because i
shot my uh elk last
year in utah with a silverback i shot that amazing elk at tahon ranch which is
like the furthest i've ever
shot an animal 75 yards perfect shot in the heart silverback i practice with a
silverback i don't
practice with anything else yeah sometimes i'll practice with the knock to it
but i use a silverback
so much i don't even think about punching the trigger yeah i don't even think
about it i just
put my thumb there and i pull through it the same way i do with it with the
silverback that's how it is
people don't realize that there's this window when you have one thing that you
really like and you feel
comfortable with and you feel like you have control over which let's just say
it's the knock to it
or or an index finger wrist strap release and then yeah you learn with the
silverback and you realize
okay this is a good training aid and you're kind of afraid to lose that last
little bit of control
that you have but there's that window that if you can push through that you
forget about that feeling
and you just realize this is like you almost realize there is no other option
this is just what i shoot
with yeah this is all i use every day p