Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1321 - Robert Oberst
Uploaded: 2019-07-09T01:00:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1321 - Robert Oberst' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-07-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1321 - Robert Oberst' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-07-09. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1321 - Robert Oberst

and boom and we're live what's happening baby what's up joe how are you brother
i'm feeling
great man thanks for having me you're looking great thanks you're looking
rather large i i
threatened joe before the show i said you need to start off and tell me how
beautiful i am strong and
pretty yeah is that your t-shirt company yeah that's my clothing company it's
uh all through
bunker branding and basically that's that's basically trying to keep this like
a fist from
your face there we go i'm just afraid everyone's gonna hear me breathe like a
fat guy you know how
much do you do any cardio i do most definitely yeah yeah if you watch strongman
on espionna so like
when you pull a truck that's 70 000 pounds you pull it for 100 feet with a
harness restraining your
chest like like not expulsion but your chest expansion it's that's that's the
hardest cardio
i've ever done i played football for a long time so i mean yeah i can only
imagine but i was i was
thinking that like you have to have some cardiovascular strength to do some of
those
routines some of the some of the different challenges that you guys have to do
for sure
and normally like worlds will start with like what we call load medley so you'll
have uh normally like
four implements like you'll have two kegs and two sandbags and the kegs will
both weigh 265 pounds
and the sandbags will be 330 that's what we did last year which was brutal but
um you'll have to load each
one of them onto a platform that's about 60 feet away so you know if if you get
going it's not just
cardio you have to have diaphragm strength too like if you've got a weak
diaphragm you're just gonna fold
i've seen guys black out and i've seen guys black out at world's strongest man
so what is it how does
the how does one strengthen their diaphragm um what we do the normal exercise
we did um it doesn't
really have a name it's just kind of something we made up you'll lay on your
back and you take like
a sandbag and put it over over your upper abdomen and you'll expand you'll push
out really hard and um
um would you try and hold it for like say say like two minutes and you learn to
take tight little
breaths while flexing your upper upper abdominal abdominals whoa i can spoke so
you've got the
weight on you right and you just yeah and you stay flexed and it's it's like
you know how you see
fighters taking punches like just to keep tight yeah same similar thing and so
like me i i i have a big
barrel gut like a big chest and gut but like it's solid i literally get like i'll
brag a little bit
i've got side abs in the morning sometimes you know actually i gotta say this i
the best compliment
i was ever given i put up a post and it was me drinking coffee in the morning
just naked but like
from like the hip up and somebody gave me a compliment that's actually comes
from something
you said they said damn robert's got a really good dick root
i think i invented dick root dick root is when those dudes oh i don't
understand why dudes do
that they wear their shorts so low that you basically see the top of their cock
you see the
root they've got nothing else to show so that's a weird weird move if you
google dick root that's
all it comes up is just me i think i invented it i appreciate it it was a very
nice compliment
congrats on the dick root bro
it's just a weird thing that i mean when did guys start doing i get girls doing
it i get it
right i just don't get guys pulling their shorts all the way down low like that
seems like you're
just asking to get pantsed like i don't understand like sagging i guess it like
it comes out of prison
culture from what i heard i but i i hate it now but i feel like an old man
because i used to do it as a
kid used to sag well i grew up in an area it was like it was a very uh low
income like area i don't
know how to say that politically correct we were all poor there you go low
income so uh like everybody
was sagging do you have like boxer shorts underneath that's what you have to
have yeah you learn see
when you start off with tighty whities and then everyone makes fun of you then
you're like oh right
right so you switch to boxers it's not what a weird like style yeah i ran out
of that by the time i was
like 12 though i was like this is ridiculous well my problem is like if
somebody like grabs your pants
like you're done like you're gonna have to reach for your pants and then they're
gonna punch you in
the face like this is a test you're like asking to you're you're like at a
handicap yeah you sound
exactly like my father right now it's like exactly what he would say you're
gonna get your ass kicked
yeah i have friends that tried it like even 10 15 years ago like guys my age i
was like what in the
are you doing what are you doing the thing now is skinny jeans and sagging
which is like
a counterproductive in a way like it just doesn't seem like it goes together
right they're trying to
combine styles they don't understand what they're doing right yeah well i mean
if they've got a good
enough dick root then maybe that's what it is like they just got to show the
quad like do you wear
regular jeans or do you wear like them the stretchy type jeans like town jeans
yeah i love those man
you can i can't go back to regular jeans right once you wear like rev towns or
you know barbells or any
of those kind of you you all those regular jeans you can't man no i mean i've
ripped so many jeans just
getting sitting down you know i think with your size like it must be so hard to
just find clothes right and
no and i'm built differently like my waist is a is like a 40 but my end seems
like a 34. and so
normally like if you find a 40 waist it's like a 28 or a 30 leg so it's like
for a shorter like chubby
guys yeah so yeah you can still say fat guys and no one gets mad if you say fat
girls people like hey
yeah don't be so insensitive but fat guys don't catch a break nobody gives a
about fat guys deal
with the fat guys i can deal with it fat guys are happy they're fat sometimes
that's true that's
the difference like fat girls will pretend they're happy they're fat but they're
really sad on the
inside so there you go but fat guys if they especially if they drink they're
like like burp kreischer
burp kreischer does not seem to give a that he's fat no he does not have a
problem with it no
takes his shirt off the moment he gets on stage doesn't care he'll do it on
daytime tv yes if he
doesn't people get mad at him yeah if he doesn't take his shirt off people like
hey come on you're
the fat guy that gets naked get naked where's your shirt dance monkey yeah take
it off that's part of
your gig it's like what's his name a gallagher without a watermelon yeah right
no sledgehammer
get the out of here speaking of of him what are you guys thinking for sober october
we really haven't
decided yet the bert wanted us to do some dance contests so he could suck my
dick because he wanted
to do that so he could just win without working hard i could just take his
clothes off i'm getting
crazy i'm gonna win right no chance but listen how about this what if they
found a way to like
score a dance thing and like so there is no judgment and it was like points
based on athletic
types of movements or something like that i'm sure like the internet could come
up with a way
that it's like because i understand what you're saying and what you're saying
makes total
sense about how like you earn that you want it to be regulated not someone's
opinion last year
because last year we literally were killing ourselves we were working out seven
hours a day
and i was just trying to grind those guys in the ground i was like i'm just
going to take you to
deep water and see it was awesome man i loved it i loved it i couldn't stop
watching well bert was
talking and that's when i was like oh i cannot have this guy win this is not
going to happen that's
where you up i knew ari was going to be a problem because he's crazy ari tried
really hard but he
doesn't have a lot of experience grinding like that he did his best yeah he
hung in there but
you're a vet with that yeah bert's trying to win this with style points he can
off no no i think if if if somebody can come up with a way that dancing is like
regulated in a
point system that does nothing to do with people's opinion to where like it's i
don't know even how you
would do that where it's like there's an athletic type of movement that's
required for this so
learning that takes this and it gives you that yeah it gives you points that's
the only way it would
even work where it wasn't based on someone's opinion it's too much time too
that's the part of the
problem it's like learning how to dance like i i did a movie once uh zookeeper
and i had to learn how to
do this elaborate dance with uh leslie bibb that took forever it took weeks and
we and you were
like constantly training and drilling and going over the movements and and i
don't even like that kind
of dance it's not like like if i'm doing martial arts and i'm training i'm
interested that's like i
love that i want to i want to get better at it i didn't want to get better at
dancing i just wanted
it to be over i just wanted to film the scene so i could relax yeah you know
move on yeah so i don't
know what we're gonna do we haven't decided well we're all waiting yeah i said
we should have a
hold your breath competition oh that'd be cool yeah underwater that takes
practice i mean i think you
guys have you have to add something in my favorite part of it was seeing you be
like no
fuck this like we'll all go to the gates of hell yeah that's me like if someone
if someone i love
talking trash right that's that's my thing and in strongman it's not very
popular like when i got in
oh no they don't it's very old school like you're supposed to do your work not
act like you're supposed
to get paid not act like you're supposed to want any attention not draw any
attention towards yourself
really it's like it's like karate in like 1960 you know like it's old school
you know be respectful
of the way and i totally get that i i understand that and it i mean i don't
think anyone can get
to the top echelon without having that respect but it's it's ridiculous for for
people who've never
been at that on that uh on that level to tell other people how they're supposed
to behave right if i
want to talk i'm gonna talk like i was i was talking to you when you first
started
that's just what we do yeah it's fun talking is fun and also it's like i feel
like
that makes it more entertaining and we want more eyes on the sport exactly i
mean that's what my
argument about the ufc i always like it when people talk some right and and win
or lose sometimes you
have to eat that like what's that the kid that ben askrin exactly a flat line
that was brutal but
i mean he also took that on the chin he put up a post like right after that
like well that sucked yeah
he takes it on the chin better than anybody he's got a great personality yeah
and masvidal said it's not
even over masvidal said listen he goes i don't like that dude he goes if i see
him at whole foods
he's getting smacked up oh can you imagine the guy flat lines you with the
fastest ever ko in ufc
history and he's promising you that if you're looking for brussels sprouts he's
gonna smack you in the
face yeah oh man he already gave him two extra shots to the face which by the
way people are giving
him for it it's that's his job yes it's go till the referee stops you well
especially when there's
a heated contest like that where you you talk so much and he insulted masvidal's
manhood he talked
about his ethnicity he said a lot of that really pissed masvidal off right and
he's like
why and he had a statement about like why is it okay to talk all this online
about me before the fight
but then after i knock him out i'm i'm not supposed to showboat i'm not
supposed to celebrate get the
out of here if you got a problem with it stop him winners get to do what they
want he's ice cold man
when he said a