Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1327 - Mike Baker
Uploaded: 2019-07-31T01:45:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1327 - Mike Baker' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-07-31. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1327 - Mike Baker' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-07-31. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1327 - Mike Baker

boom boom boom what's happening brother how are you doing man what's cracking
it's good to be back
good to be back good place it's always amazing it's like it's a it's like a
little it's a it's
a bit of an amusement park almost now yeah with stuff to see and the and the
gym equipment and
everything i keep thinking i should just bring my gear over and work out before
the show or after
the show but get loose i don't want to embarrass myself so you wouldn't
embarrass yourself i'm not
gonna watch i'm gonna watch you work out he would he would jamie's that kind of
guy yeah i've seen
him give me side eye he would give you side eye but no thank you yeah it's all
good everything's
everything's good i've been traveling a lot haven't uh we just talked before we
started about idaho
haven't had a chance to get back there but uh yeah all good all good so you're
around for a television
show is that what you're doing um yeah this is this is uh there's several
meetings going on here but
we just finished uh uh filming uh a show a reality show um for uh can i say the
network i work they're
kind of hinky on until we get closer to the air day which is october uh but it's
for the discovery
network and it's going to be it's going to be a great show that i'm hosting i
want you to say
the name well you know what that's what i always thought i always thought free
publicity is a good
thing um but they're very tight on the marketing uh protocols and so they want
to make sure they've
got it all buttoned up and i get that right they spend you know a lot of money
on these things and
fucking so freaks yeah and so anyway it's but it's going to be a great uh a
great show we spent the
past three or four months uh filming it around the country uh really good
production team and uh the
stories are fantastic it's basically looking at i guess i'm talking about it i'm
not supposed to but
we're looking at uh uh military government organizations that are typically in
the shadows right we're not
releasing any sources and methods we're not disclosing any classified secrets
but we're talking
about elements and units operational activity um events that uh before now have
pretty much been
in the shadows and some incredible people that's one of the best parts about
this thing it's been
going out there and meeting some of these guys that are doing some of this high
speed shit
and it's it's pretty amazing and when when they do release things like long
long after like i was
reading something uh i forget what the case was about but it was something
about how the the files
won't be released under the freedom of information act until 2080. how do you
yeah i know what do
they how do they make that just like that was the thing with the kennedy
assassination right and
sometimes they roll it over and it's not even then right so sometimes they
extend that
um other times they don't and and so some information comes to light
periodically um and so this does
look at this this show will be looking at some historic but a lot of current
things that are
going on and and where the money goes right what are we spending our money on
when it comes to this
high speed operations that the special forces and others are involved in um so
it'll be it'll be
very good i was i was lucky to be able to work with again you know some really
great people on the
production side but just also going out there and meeting some of these cats
they're just the the the shit
that they do is is it's even after being around a while as i have um it just amazes
me well it's got to be
constantly accelerating too right there's they're constantly coming up with new
and
spectacular things that nobody knows about yeah until they employ them right
exactly and sometimes
that that shit stays on the shelf right you know you it was like the the
running joke at the agency
at the at the cia was you know they we have a fantastic s&t group a science and
technology group
and they're the ones responsible like q uh from from bond right they're the
ones responsible for
developing all the gear uh responding to specific operational requirements how
are we going to do
this particular thing well let's develop a piece of kit that's going to allow
us to do it
um but the running joke is always that you know they'll develop it and they'll
show it to you before
an operation but then they'll put it back on the shelf because they don't want
that shit getting out
there right and people finding out that they've got it so they'll give you like
a a 20 year old
piece of kit to use instead and you'll be walking around with like a phone the
size of a brick
um knowing that they've got something high speed on the shelf well that's what
everybody always
thinks like when you talk to the average joe on the street about technology and
the government
there was like dude the stuff they have that they probably don't tell us about
how much of that is real yeah um it's it's pretty real have you seen some stuff
that made you go
holy shit yeah they can do that yes really yeah and how much can you tell us um
well you know what
one thing that they're doing and and there's this is actually something i
wanted to talk about uh today
uh because it's going to affect everybody it's not just something that that is
going to affect people
in the military or else in the intelligence community uh but one of the things
that they've
been working on is imagine you've got a you've got to rock up on it on a target
and you're but you're
before you do that before you you get the customers on site and you're going to
you know hopefully
obtain some high value uh targets there at that location before you do that you've
got talking
like euphemisms oh i'm sorry okay yeah yeah before yeah before you go in there
blow terrorists into
another dimension well sometimes you know you okay actually i was going to say
sometimes you want to
actually capture them and get their intelligence we've gone past that right
because the years where we
were getting our ass kicked for holding on to people in detention facilities um
you know what
that did that that pretty much convinced everybody uh that was involved in this
to just just whack them
right because then you don't have to deal with the aftermath you don't have to
worry about are you
going to get in trouble for interrogating somebody right exactly so so that
actually increased the
lethality of operations you started painting targets and just blowing the out
of there rather
than trying to grab the target and get their intel that's a problem because
then the pipeline dries up for the
intel but uh anyway so imagine you got this you got this site the first thing
you got to do is determine
if your target's there right and it's not like that you know the tom clancy
movies where you know you're
looking through walls and all this it's it you know that that technology night
vision devices and and
and that ability and low light conditions to uh to monitor and to identify
specific uh individuals
um has always been a problem they've made great strides on it to the point now
where in no light
conditions right with the with the right stack database with the right
information and that
database meaning the right uh amount of information about individuals right you
just you constantly
populating this database with new faces or with new photographs of individuals
that you're going after
um with enough of that to sift through they're getting to the point now with no
light conditions
that they can uh identify uh positively the targets in that room or the targets
in that
facility or in that building whatever it might be and that's pretty incredible
i read that they can
identify people by their heart rate with well not just their heart rate but i
mean other other
bio data right i mean other other but they can literally with video somehow or
another they can
zoom in on you with some scanner and recognize that this is a particular
individual because their
heart rate yeah this is there was an article that was written about it and i
know that there's a
company do you know what hex is h-e-c-s it's um it's a company that's been used
uh pretty extensively by
uh scuba diving community um and now by the hunting community as well because
it blocks the electrical
signal h-e-c-s it blocks the electrical signal that your body gives off okay
yeah that makes sense and i
think they're doing work with the military as well to develop suits that will
somehow another stop
someone from being able to recognize your particular heart rate right and it
does a lot of work on on
what they call the sort of the universal soldier pentagon has a laser that i
can identify people from a
distance by their heartbeat yeah it helps it it helps if you have other uh data
points right if you but
um this is all part of it to some degree what you know they refer to as the
universal soldier right
the the the fighter of tomorrow and john claude van damme yeah well there you
go that's right
remember that yeah i mean who doesn't remember john although he's doing lundgren
he's doing like
chip commercials now is he um sure you haven't seen him in a doritos or
whatever uh dude seven it is
true the splits yeah um props yeah i don't know when that becomes useful though
really the splits i mean
i've never actually you know felt that that was something i needed to
accomplish in any given moment
from an operation you're doing karate movies where you have to do this yeah it's
true very important
but so the the universal soldier thing where you you you you're um you know
there it's the exoskeleton
it's the soft suit it's all the data that you can acquire um for that warfighter
how do you create
the perfect environment on that individual as he's moving through an
environment to to you know be a
more efficient effective lethal uh fighter and you know things like that
identifying target whether it's
with a laser uh whether it's with low light or no light conditions where you
can as you're rocking
up on the target you can do that all these things you know uh the ability to uh
to carry more gear
right uh hump it another extra you know 10 kilometers whatever it might be uh
it's it's pretty incredible
what they're doing and it's it's a joint it's not just the military they're
working with uh you know
companies like hex or they're working with with the commercial sector um and
academics too but anyway
i don't know i disappearing down a rabbit hole the these like the the idea of
like this universal
soldier thing have you been paying attention to this elon musk uh neural link
thing that he's coming out
with where they're going to somehow or another insert fibers into your brain
and then have a bluetooth
enabled device that you wear that's going to allow you to somehow or another
interface with data at a
much higher bandwidth i don't know what the fuck any of those words mean i just
said but that was good
though that was good it sounded like you understood it that's my trick yeah so
repeat words yeah i you
know there comes a point um if you're talking about i mean that's that's going
into a different area
that's going into civilian applications and but i think the military
application would be great for
that too i think everyone could synchronize data you could give them navigation
in their head like if
there's some sort of augmented reality where you could literally see the
targets in front of you like
the if you had a map say like the if the pentagon really does have this laser
beam they could identify
specific individuals and you have a map of a building that's in your head and
they can identify
the very location absolute perfect location of each individual person in that
room and you could see
that as you're running into this building you're seeing like a 3d grid in front
of you and you know
you could shoot them right through a wall right and there's but there's there
does become a problem then
there becomes a problem of information overload and when you get into that
situation rig