Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1332 - Annie Lederman
Uploaded: 2019-08-08T01:00:08.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1332 - Annie Lederman' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-08-08. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1332 - Annie Lederman

hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hello the leopard theme you have leopard jackets today you
have a leopard top
is this just coincidental or is there something to this well i'm a little bit
white trash and i
want everyone no i don't know i i liked i liked married with children you can
pull this up you
don't have i'm a little bit uh i know i'm trying to get comfortable are you
comfortable i don't
know am i i'm nervous you seem comfortable am i supposed to be you're not
nervous you're fine
i'm with the king anyway okay so leopard leopard i like married with children i
don't know
i always peg bundy well i was gonna go for kelly but thank you i like dumb and
slutty and uh
no i do have my friend who started pegging her boyfriend in my phone as peg
bundy
whoa that's her name she started pegging her boyfriend she got a new boyfriend
his i think
he's gay honestly oh for sure listen if you get pegged i'm not saying you're
gay for sure but this
guy this guy this guy i think is gay and what does she think they broke up she
thinks he's gay oh
jesus christ they broke up why did they break up he was emotionally unavailable
because he's gay
wow i think he's looking for something with a dick so what was there other
signs with him that he might
be i don't know i think that he just was not he maybe he's just emotionally
unavailable guy but
he seemed to have a lot of issues around wanting to get dicks in his ass so it
seems like maybe he
needs to try maybe a less plastic one yeah well he probably is already trying
it don't you think
maybe i mean i don't think you just why would you waste your time with a rubber
dick strapped to a woman if you could just go get maybe jesus
jesus maybe some christian stuff like you just can't oh yeah i don't take the
real dick
yeah maybe it's like internalized homophobia probably or maybe he's just like
transitionary
like maybe two years now he'll look back and go god i used to make girls fuck
me in the ass i'm
i was such a dickhead why did i do that i should have just come out yeah or
maybe he likes the
feminine aspects of a woman and the rock hard cock part of a dude there's a lot
of people that like
that he needs to get there needs to be like uh well i guess that's what uh he
needs a hermaphrodite is
yes well whitney cummings was telling me that those sex robots you know you saw
her special
they made a sex robot that there's they're really popular where they have a
woman's body and a dick
those ones are really popular all right all right you get to live your you get
to live your
you're just greedy you just want everything yeah inside outside give it to me i
had a guy call into my
podcast about his wife won't peg him enough and he he's a cock but she won't
yeah but she like she
likes to make she like makes love to him while she pegs him and he wants to be
just destroyed you know
jesus christ and he he's a cock but he she won't fuck black guys so he's just
he's like i'm like i
feel like for what you want you should be very grateful you have this woman
that's pretty down
but there's always more so i'm wondering if he just wants more or if it's not
the same with but
just that's how it is with people if you go back to the early days of porn it
was basically just pizza
delivery men and sorority girls and and sex and everybody had a bush but then
you look at today
everyone's gagging and slapping and choking and spitting and not choking on pubes
and it's
there was none of that back then now it's like standard you know it's like
everything keeps
getting pushed boundaries keep getting pushed everyone's getting the fish hook
poor aziz
it's as these watch the the war the wrong porn aziz remember when he got he got
in trouble yeah what a
disaster have you seen a special i haven't watched it yet i watched a clip and
it shot so bad it's like
you see him and then you see people behind him in the backstage area milling
around and he's on a seat
it's so dumb it's like there's there's doors open in the back and then people
walking behind the doors
it's like some odd artistic choice to try to be like it doesn't matter that i'm
up here yeah like
it's no big deal life still goes on even though i'm up here which means you
were thinking that life
doesn't go on and you wanted to show people that life goes on dude that's deep
you were you were
insecure about how narcissistic you are and then you tried to fight it well i
was thinking it was the
director's choice or was the director who was the director was it spike jones
yeah i think he tried
to do something crafty which you know is kind of interesting in any other
format i mean it'd be
interesting if it was a conversation it was just uh you know two people talking
and they're in a
public square and you see people milling around behind them that's not
distracting but with stand-up
the more things you have to think about other than what the person's saying the
more it's going to
take away from what the person's saying yeah it does feel weird to just i mean
you know i go on
with the leopard print jacket sometimes but i like to dig myself a little hole
but the leopard print
jacket's just cool it's just funny it's not distracting it's just here she is i
like uh you
know i have my toy sword i don't know if you've been around for any of those
sets but toy sword sometimes
i bring one on you know it's late at night you gotta wake them up you gotta
wake them up
just a plastic sword from the toy store i spend a lot of time with props i
i have fake blood on me most times i don't know when there's gonna i'm gonna be
inspired to take a
funny picture to make a pratfall to make a pratfall did you see the pratfalls
that we did me and uh
stephen randolph one of the door guys at the comedy store one was this they
they posted on the comedy
store thing we did no i did we challenged each other to three pratfalls it's so
embarrassing
listen after brody died i was like i'm going all out i'm experimenting i'm
having as much fun as i can
you know obviously it's about jokes but sometimes you gotta really just you
gotta just have your
time up there the brody one was hard on everybody oh that was the worst it didn't
make any sense
that was one that it just like felt like swallowing a dry rock yeah like how
like how's that guy gone
it just feel he was just such a big presence and then it it's sad to i don't
want to talk too much
about ayahuasca on here because i know that's what everyone does but um i did
in one and when i did trip
on ayahuasca it was right after that and it helped me a lot with that because i
kept thinking about
how sad it was that he couldn't feel us like hugging us him we loved him brody
was loved like we
loved that man he was our brother you know and that was the sad part well i
mean i just feel like
there's no way any of us could ever understand what's in anybody else's brain
you know i don't
know what's in yours you don't know what's in mine it's like there we we assume
that there's a similar
thing happening inside our head as other people's heads and i think that's
wildly incorrect and i think
some people are just in pain all the time yeah and there's not much you can do
as a friend to help them
you know i mean i felt the same way about bourdain when bourdain died uh it was
just uh
i don't i don't get it i just don't understand how someone who's so loved you
know he has uh this
amazing job has a beautiful daughter and he has this life that's extraordinary
and very interesting and
and deep and he gets to meet these fascinating people and travel travel the
world and expose people to all
these incredible artists and culinary artists and yet still didn't couldn't
take it didn't want to be here
for whatever reason and i just think about it it's like so they're they're okay
you know they're off
wherever we go or whatever happens they've transcended came back they're
floating around somewhere but
it's like selfishly i'm like i want more brody like of course i want him back
of course yeah and
it's you know and then you see people they just fade you know like each year
goes by and they just
which is going to happen to all of us so yeah but you know luckily he had a lot
of catchphrases
a lot of stuff online poster in the back of the store oh i love it i kiss it
every time i walk
by it do you really yeah i'm not touching it anymore yeah i lick it i give it
my herpes wow i
don't have herpes yet joe rogan audience if you do it's on that it's okay and
honestly if you have
it it's fine when are they gonna have a vaccination they must have one already
they've got to sure what
do you think conspiracy theorists yes he is why do you say that because he
already sparked up when we
talked about the aliens thing with oh did he bring up ohio no i left it all out
but he got his eyes
there's just something there's a spark they have conspiracy yeah they have a
little spark in their
eye when they he perked up he kegeled his a little bit when i brought it up
yeah but what i it was really
funny like those the last question i asked him was about ufos just kind of
almost as a joke but just
just as a goodbye you know like to keep it silly that's all i'm reading it's in
hundreds of
articles it's all bernie sandra says he will tell the world about aliens if he
becomes president
that's the thing that they took out of that well it's smart of him it feels
like trump's straws
it's like smart if bernie had said it if bernie had brought it up i would have
been like that is a
brilliant tactic but don't you think the people that believe in aliens are
already going to vote for
or that are the most hung up on it no no you don't think they're the same no no
i think they
they vary wildly conspiracy theorists are left wing right wing and the the
alien one is different than
any other one and i think there's a lot more people that are um that are alien
lovers that cross both
sides i think it's just one of those things where you like alien lovers guys
that aliens no no that's
i'll only that's alien you're holding out to people manhattan yeah do people
claim that i bet you they
do oh for sure do you know there's people really into bigfoot sexually there's
like all these novels
written about uh bigfoot it's like just go date a tall armenian no no no it's
not that hard they're
ever go to glendale they're everywhere go to the galleria there's this bigfoot
this is a very localized
reference there's bigfoot you get it bigfoot or i do get it bigfoot erotica
yeah i mean it's like
really common what if he had a small dick like you always hear about the really
tall guys with the
tiny dicks and when i say hear about them you hear about them look at this seduced
by bigfoot
look at come for bigfoot virginia wade big narrated by lolita young wait a
minute narrated you
you mean this is an audiobook you know what they say the bigger the bigfoot the
bigger the bear in
the bones what is that i like a guy with a really hairy dick you know i like
you like people say
listen people say they don't like too much hair on balls i say get it all the
way under the shaft
look at this buffing bigfoot what is happening i thought i feel like i know i
like that her name's
annal wait wait wait gay bigfoot look at this last row and i'll probe what is
gay bigfoot look he's
smoking a cigarette after he fucked look at that all right here what the a
mouth full of sasquatch
i feel like i've met that man that looks like one of the door guys at the
comedy store that's one
of the door guys that got fired this is a whole genre of erotica there's a
bunch of women that write
these books this virginia wade lady is uh she's apparently very prolific with
her bigfoot erotica
she writes quite a few of these how many does she have well that was 13 at
least 13 come for bigfoot
come for bigfoot number 13 she just makes up then there i was walking the dog
and the dog had a heart
attack next thing bigfoot's dick is in my mouth how i have a good pun harry and
the hummersons
henderson don't think harry and the think it out loud and then just i was
sounding