Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1336 - Legion of Skanks
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1336 - Legion of Skanks' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-08-20. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1336 - Legion of Skanks

I rarely watch the event live.
Hello, skanks.
What's up?
Hello.
We're live.
This is sort of.
Hell yeah.
We're recorded.
Good to see you, boys.
Good to see you, too.
What's happening?
Things got strange.
As soon as they said we're live, everybody's like, oh.
Oh, man, we weren't having a great conversation.
People are listening?
We're a little too high right now.
People are listening to what?
Goddamn Mike Tyson weed.
We really were just having the most natural conversation.
Everyone was going back and forth, nothing.
Yeah.
Mike Tyson, we were talking when you went to the bathroom.
But Mike Tyson says he smokes $40,000 a week.
But he also sells weed, so he just charges himself a lot of money.
He gets high on his own supply.
There's no way you could smoke $40,000 worth of weed.
I mean, maybe his whole crew.
Yeah.
To say it's about himself, there's no way.
A month?
How much is $40,000?
I want to see what it looks like in a room.
Yeah, I'm not buying that.
It would be a pile that you could fall into and take a nap.
You could definitely take a beanbag chair.
You could fly through the air when you're back with confidence.
So how much is...
I mean, you're getting it in bulk, so it's going to be probably like $100 an
ounce.
It's getting even worse.
Even less than that.
If you're going to spend $40,000, they'll give you more than $40,000 worth.
You know what I mean?
Just to be like, here, man, I don't know.
Look at what it says here.
We smoke 10 tons of weed at the ranch a month.
Oh, my God.
This is Britton said, Eben, is that how you say his name?
Eben, Eben, Eben Britton.
So 10 tons of weed is $40,000.
That doesn't seem right, does it?
None of that seems right.
It seems like it would be more money than that.
That's 20,000 pounds of weed.
That's impossible.
He obviously could have easily been joking and laughing while he said this, too.
We're reading it in print.
But he's like, dude, we smoke 10 tons a month.
Yeah, this is on the podcast.
It might be weed talk.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, but it sounds like something I would say.
More than you could ever possibly imagine.
Keep burning.
We burn it all the time.
We don't even breathe in the air.
I'm going to throw out a wild number.
40 million.
40 tons.
There they go, now, 40 million.
40,000?
Someone should, some journalist should do, like, do, just make an image of this.
This is what $40,000 worth of weed looks like.
Yeah, it's going to be more than even Mike Tyson and his crew can smoke.
Wouldn't it fill this whole room?
I think it would.
It would be one of those, like, shipping crates.
Is it even?
Somebody already did it.
Wait, what?
Somebody already did it.
Is it even, there's a graph.
Is it even possible to smoke $40,000 of weed a month?
900 eighths?
That's actually not that much.
But with a crew, 900, think about it.
If you do two grand blunts, that's two blunts per eighth, essentially.
A little bit less.
This guy's got it broken down.
Yeah, but this guy really could just tell you how much it is in bulk.
He's giving you 900 eighths?
Seems a little bit lazy to even write.
1,800 blunts between Mike Tyson's crew is not actually that much for a month.
It's not that much.
Now, when I'm looking at how this guy's saying it, he's saying it's basically
four blunts
per hour.
That's totally possible if you've got a large number of people with you.
I will never question Mike Tyson again.
Ever.
This is it.
Ever.
10 tons.
That's still about 10 tons.
I think we're being silly.
I think they were joking around.
I bet a lot of it they give away, too.
They might go through a personal stash of that much weed.
I didn't know he has a ranch.
Mike Tyson's in the weed game, son.
All in.
Dude, he was one of the most fascinating guys to interview.
Because I couldn't believe I was really talking to him.
I can't believe that's really Mike Tyson.
There's some people, you're talking to him like, that's really Mike Tyson?
This is crazy.
It doesn't make sense.
What he's been through in his life.
Yeah.
You're like, and now he's here somehow.
Knowing him as a kid when he was the fucking man.
And you'd see him on the cover of these magazines, like Kid Dynamite when he
was 19 years old
on Sports Illustrated, and just smashing everyone in front of him.
And then all of a sudden, he's hanging with you.
Yeah, it's very strange.
Chill, too.
And it's also just a fall from grace and then a resurgence.
It's still weird resurgence, too.
Nobody ever saw him becoming a cartoon character and a fucking Broadway actor
and a one-man show and now a weed rancher.
That's bananas.
Who saw that?
Nobody said that was going to be Mike Tyson's trajectory.
I just hope he doesn't get me too'd.
The trajectory of when I found out who he was when I was a kid and started
getting those
boxes.
Very shortly after you saw what a monster he was, was that Robin Givens
interview where
he just sat there like a doofus.
Yeah.
While she was like, yeah, he beats up me and rapes my mom.
And he's like, mm-hmm.
I can't tell me stewing and just going like, when these cameras go off.
Oh, boy.
You better hope they're thin if you go on for four days.
Wasn't there some talk about them medicating him?
Wasn't that part of what was happening?
Like, they were trying to sedate him?
Maybe.
I just remember him talking about it in that documentary.
Yeah.
In the documentary.
And he was just like, he said he was just so, he couldn't believe she was
saying it,
so he was just like silent.
But if you watch it, it seems like he's furious and just trying to not say
something angry.
Because of course, the key to Mike Tyson is that he always seemed like he was
furious.
Yeah.
And he even talked about it once.
He goes, I'm just mad.
I'm mad at my dog.
I'm mad at everything.
And that's when he was at the top of the heat, man.
But now he's like this peaceful, friendly guy.
He had to overcompensate for all that.
That's why he needs 40,000.
It was all therapy, right?
He had to be, he has to have like 20 therapists.
He beat up the first seven of them.
I mean, to be a great fighter, you have to be able to look at yourself.
You have to be able to look at your skills.
You still, it doesn't mean you still can't make horrific mistakes, but you have
to be able
to look at yourself.
It's the only way you get any better.
The best fighters have an understanding, even if they have ego problems, they
still have
a pretty good understanding of who they are.
And that's, that can benefit you if you use it.
I'm sure he probably went through therapy, but he didn't necessarily, he could
probably
have figured it out on his own just because he's a smart guy.
He's a smart guy that grew up in a horrible, horrible way where the first love
he had was
an old boxing trainer that turned him into a murderer.
And that was the first love that guy experienced.
His life was horrible, man.
And from him being adopted by Customato when he was a little kid and having
extreme physical
gifts as well, it was this perfect storm.
Dude, they said when he was 13, he weighed 190 pounds.
Teddy Atlas used to bring him to boxing, these smoker events, and they were
like, yeah, he's
fucking 13.
And they put him in with a 16-year-old because nobody wanted to believe that a
13-year-old
could be jacked like that.
Well, when Jay was 13 years old, he weighed like 220.
I think it's a different kind of way.
Was it a different build?
I was knocking motherfuckers out.
He was built like a goddamn tank.
Yeah, that's not a 13-year-old you want to fight.
No.
Also, fun fact, he is the reason, Mike Tyson solely is the reason why now if
you're on
TV for even five minutes, they start scurrying about your tattoos being covered
or can you
get a release for them all?
Because when he came on a, was it the Hangover movie?
The company that did, or the tattoo artist that did his face tattoo sued for
like, I think
won for like millions of dollars.
What?
That's so crazy.
Is that possible for doing the movie?
Because they use that person's artwork without them.
Once you put a tattoo on somebody, you claim part ownership of that person now?
It makes tattoos so much gayer.
It does.
I'm going to walk around with some fucking dudes.
Oh yeah, this is when I married a lesbian in Alaska.
This is when I became, I guess, partners in life with a guy in Montreal who
spoke French.
Jay, how many tattoos do we have in common?
We have the same.
You guys have a bunch of tattoos in common?
One, two, three.
Three.
Yeah, we have the Dave Smith.
What do you guys have?
Here we go.
What's happening here?
There's a lot of people that can't hear this.
What are these things?
This is half hearts.
No, it's half hearts, and it says Dave and Smith.
Wow.
Yeah.
So you are on their arm.
Yeah.
Did that make you uncomfortable?
I did not consent.
He's too much of a pussy to get a tattoo, so we did it for him.
Ah, that's actually cute.
He's very Jewish.
That's real love, man.
You guys have to stay friends for life now.
I know.
I was going to be out the door when they got this tattoo.
You know, girls want to get married.
Guys do that.
All right, bro.
I'm your bro.
I'm fucking tattooing your name on my leg, bro.
You got to do mine.
Tattooed on your fucking leg, bro.
Hey, you can have as many guys tattooed on your leg as you want.
I don't care.
I'm not jealous.
But I want my fucking name.
I want my fucking name on your leg, bro.
There was a World Star video yesterday of a guy catching a girl cheating in a
hotel.
And the other guy's like naked in the hallway and she's like in her underwear
and the guy's
just screaming at her.
There's a guy there.
And she just fucking keeps going.
And he's like, I got my fucking, your name tatted on me.
And she's doing all that.
I'm sorry.
Calm down.
I'm sorry.
And when she just decides that she doesn't give a shit anymore, she goes, well,
no one
told you to get my name tatted on you.
Now you're like a fucking asshole with my name tatted on me.
Oh, my God.
Have you ever done anything for a girl, like a tattoo?
Yeah.
You know, so I have three Chinese characters here.
This is back when I was young enough when a tattoo shop was able to convince
you, which
I think they still do to people, that Chinese characters can say or spell
anything, which
is just not true.
Well, it's supposed to be letters, so I got, I believe Chinese characters was
CMS.
They're still there.
They're just blended into something else.
But it was Sherilyn Marie Sleater was the name of my girlfriend when I was
young.
That's a terrible name.
Yeah, yeah.
Cheryl Sleater.
She sounds like she's got shit teeth.
Infamous.
No, good teeth.
Cheryl Sleater sounds like she's got fucking teeth pointing in every which
direction.
Hot chick, actually, but just, I mean, coming from like a real pack of dummies.
Like real stupid and so stupid, in fact, was she that I got those tattooed on
me.
Thank God in Chinese characters, CMS, her mom didn't like me and I came and I
couldn't
wait to tell her mom that I got this tattoo.
I go, look what I got for your daughter.
And she's like, what is that?
I go, CMS.
And she goes, what's that?
I go, your daughter's initials, Sherilyn Marie Sleater.
And she goes, her mom, she was so happy to go, that's not your name.
My girlfriend was so dumb, she didn't know her name is not, in fact, she just
made up
the Marie part.
Her name is Sherilyn Sleater.
And it was that.
So I got a wrong tattoo of a girlfriend.
That's really dumb.
That she was, it's perfect.
She was with me while I got it and didn't know her own middle name.
Sat there confidently, like, make sure you get the M good.
That tattoo is wild, large patches of America.
That is that tattoo.
That tattoo like that, that's that fucked up, embodies so many lives.
Oh, yeah.
So many people have made horrendous choices.
You know, I had, uh, my first tattoo, it just said, uh, Ludog.
I got to cover it up.
But Ludog, L-U-D-O-G-G.
Nobody has ever called me Ludog.
Um, except for afterwards, sarcastically to make fun of me.
They're like, all right, Ludog.
But you were so psyched to go tell your 