Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1338 - Roy Wood Jr
Uploaded: 2019-08-22T03:44:37.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1338 - Roy Wood Jr' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-08-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1338 - Roy Wood Jr' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-08-22. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1338 - Roy Wood Jr

we're good roy wood yo junior how are you doing man pleasure pleasure to have
you on here man
appreciate it fun of these guys alive i don't know you are you're trying to pay
bills bro you're one
of the funniest guys out there man i'm very excited to have you in here fuck's
going we're
talking shit about apple and electronics apple's fucking you right here so got
the new macbook
right and the new macbook with the new os or whatever it is it doesn't fuck
with the old
versions of final cut the old video editing software i used to use new macbook
goes you gotta buy that
shit again i'm like my nigga i just paid for that shit hundreds of dollars with
my last computer and
now i gotta give you tell me my old software ain't no good but the new and you
could make the software
work with the new os if you wanted to but they don't to get you to buy it again
and all that shit
so dirty so now i'm having to learn adobe premiere i was pretty good with final
cut but
i'm having to swap it out yeah i gotta relearn a whole new thing and if i'm
gonna do that then i
may as well relearn a whole new piece of electronics but to do that means i
have to gut everything that
means you have to gut the apple tv you have to let go of the iphone you have to
let go of the ipad
my girlfriend like the whole house that's how the companies get you yeah so
everybody in the house
even my son he had a samsung he had a samsung tablet i was like get that shit
out of here
we gotta get you an ipad so we re-gifted that and then got him an ipad so it's
like no man people
get fierce about that mac versus android shit as much as they do about like
republicans versus
democrats i want something where i don't have to keep paying for the same shit
over and over again
every three four years apple makes great shit but they fuck you the interface
is so smooth it's so
nice i can check text messages i can do whatever i want on my macbook yes i can
talk to my television
i can one click and all the app pay and all of that stuff it's beautiful but in
three years it's time
to pay up again i almost switched over a couple years back i bought a pixel
when the pixel 2 came out
but then when it came out i couldn't get text messages and i i i had a i gotta
email apple and
ask them to take my email address off of the i message database in order for i'm
like take that
email off so that i can't get i messages anymore and it still didn't work i
went online to try to
figure out what is a way how do you get out of this how does this work you can't
and if you unless you
switch over to text message for a long period of time beforehand like switch
your i messages to
text messages on your apple on your phone or unless you buy a new number you
got to kind of buy it
if you're going to get in a samsung phone or something you got to get a new
number what got you
what when did you make the switch to apple in the first place i thought was the
thing forever
forever but what was the genesis at some point you had to have had like a sanyo
yeah 59 that was my
old flip phone shout out to sanyo um i i remember when i was in radio uh back
home in birmingham
i was gifted an ipod touch oh yeah and i was all android phones android
everything and i had an ipod
touch and at the time all i had to play music was a mini disc player so i could
only hold like five
hours i mean this is like oh one oh two and i had a five hour mini disc and i
go it i'll carry around
an ipod touch and then it made more sense why am i carrying an ipod touch and
an android phone
when i could just have an iphone that does both and that started the journey i
started with iphone
one but before that i was using macbooks i was using mac forever but even
before they had an iphone
i used to make my own pcs i used to go to the store like go to fries buy
motherboard buy hard drives
you gotta you gotta want to do that like it was for me i was i wanted to find
out how to do it and it
was it was cool to play games on a computer that i put together myself but then
you knew how to like
so you're building the games as well you're going out and buying a floppy disk
and all that i'm i'm not
definitely not building any games i would just you know like i'd buy video
games just play them on this
but even formatting it and doing everything i would have to call friends that
really knew what the
the fuck was up and they'd have to talk me through there's some things you'd
have to do in the bios and
you know the irony of all of this is that i still have an aol email address as
much as i
really yeah wow i know and you know what like i don't understand email slander
it's like my fuck it it's i'm sending you words electronically does it matter
it's a company
what is it is my email more ghetto does it come with chicken grease stains when
you open it in your
laptop no it's the same words that if i send it from gmail now i have a gmail
account so that people
will take me seriously when i email them about business ideas but i still have
an old school
aol email that i've had since college and i'm like it's fine it's a one it's
one of those things
though when you just don't let it go i just think about you've got mail you
remember when you first
heard that you've got mail you were happy you're like oh oh oh someone wants to
talk to me it was
very exciting to talk to me and then you get older and you realize well please
leave me alone who the
is this now you've got mail yeah it was exciting it was like a new thing that
was 96. that's when you
got online yeah yeah 95 96 we had an old compu serve um account at the house
and that was how we got
online and then we started getting the aol disc and all of that we had a
compact presario computer
oh i had one of those i had one of those i started out with one of those old
macs that was like a beige box remember oh yeah the apple 2e yeah i don't
remember what number
it was but it was 95 94 somewhere around there i know that might be like the og
macbook where the
keyboard and the cpu was its own little like heavy unit no you had a keyboard
that you had a plug in
a monitor that you had a plug in and it was like a tower it was like a beige
funky looking tower it was
slow as it was 14.4 modem come on yeah 14.4 i remember when i got 56k i couldn't
believe it look at
the speed uh wasn't that jamie it was a monitor didn't have the floppy disk
built into it i don't
think it's hard to remember i remember it being there was a an actual tower and
it wasn't the joint
where the whole computer was like the monitor itself with the computer and cpu
were all together no but
man i thought i was living in the future i couldn't believe it was something
like that jamie bro my older
brother had yeah that one on the far right that was it my brother had a macbook
man he had um
an old school macintosh in the 90s and he had microsoft flight simulator and
you couldn't tell me
i'd go to his house for five hours would just fly cessnas in real time like i
get it i get why people
will sit down with the flight simulator and fly in real time from la to san
francisco have you seen the
new ones they have oh it's unreal but i would need i would need to buy a pc and
then i know i wouldn't
get done have you ever used the htc vive no oh wait what's that what is it
virtual reality we have one
here oh the whole helmet sit down joint dude my kids come here and they battle
to the death to see who
gets the vr they fight each other punch and kick and it's amazing man you put
this thing on and like
you're in another world you're fighting zombies you're in the ocean with with
with whales and i went to a
samsung event and they had some ar type experience where you put the phone on
and it's fun but then
i just i don't know in the back of my head i can't get i can't get out of my
head how goofy i look to
someone else so it's almost like something i gotta do alone yes you look goofy
you look really goofy
when you play there's a boxing game though that you can get a great workout in
like a legitimate great
workout because this dude comes at you you see him he's throwing punches and
every time he hits you you see a
bright white spark like you feel like you're getting hit it's wild man you're
moving around and bobbing
and ducking punches and throwing combinations your feet start hurting your
hands get tired is that
gonna catch on for real joe or is this like the nintendo wii when it first came
out and they swore
you're gonna lose calories with the nintendo wii and then you're just a fat
bastard on the couch learning
how i learned how to bowl sitting down yeah with the wii you can you can get in
shape with this for real
like if you wanted to do multiple rounds of boxing with this thing you would
get in some serious
fucking shape because it feels real when you put that headset on and you're
that dude's in front of
you and he comes towards you and he's got his hands up and then he starts
throwing punches like oh
shit and you're moving around he's swinging at you you see the punches flying
over your head it's awesome
now this isn't something that's predictive in a sense or is it like different
types of workouts or
different types of sparring sessions because eventually you could predict yeah
if you knew the patterns
it's still a workout yeah it's a good workout but either way you're this dude
up that's the
whole idea the whole idea is to keep it on him it's not like you hit it's you
don't feel anything if
he hits you you just see the spark but that's next you know they'll have a vest
that vibrates and then
yeah they know it gets electrolysis and yeah yeah yeah there's a haptic
feedback vest you wear
there's a place called the void you go there and there's a star wars game and
uh the stormtroopers
are shooting you and they hit you in the chest you feel like that should hurt
does it hurt or is it like just
sensation just a sense it's like laser tag yeah yeah exactly like it yeah it'll
get worse yeah it's
getting they're they're doing these warehouses now where you go into a
warehouse and it's all virtual
reality and so they have everything planned out and like you're walking across
this beam there's fire
to the left you and fire to the right so you feel heat it's all that's dope
they have it set up to
make it you know really sort of mimic whatever sensation you're supposed to be
experiencing that
that i would be i would be all in for i you know when i was listening to you
coming up like you
started talking about the sensory deprivation chambers and like that's always
been something
that's in the back of my head if you want to do it it's like do you have any
time today you can do it
um i don't know how much time i have after let's see okay it's it's i know
because i know it's a
mind it's a mind it's a little bit of a mind yeah but it's it's it's one of
those things where i go
when i get a house i'm getting a grill and i'm getting one of those goddamn joe
rogan boxes that's
what i call them getting one of them joe rogan boxes and i'm putting that in my
man cave yeah
everybody should have an isolation tank it's a it's a beautiful thing to have
man it just it
it settles your mind like nothing else yeah that's that's the thing that i
always struggle with is
just too many i got too many tabs open of course at all times most comics do
yeah and the only thing that slows me down is video games and puzzles puzzles
yeah what kind of
puzzles like putting pictures jigsaw and sudoku oh those like those are the
three things that i can
do that i know immediately the moment i start the activity everything closes
and i'm focused on
that one thing it's the only thing that i can do when i need to get my mind off
of stuff i was dating
this girl one time and you know you're not in the middle of an argument and so
you're trying not to
you're trying not to be a dick in the moment so i just start doing the puzzle
and just trying to
stay calm and then she walks over and just starts undoing the puzzle as i'm
doing the puzzle oh my
goodness oh oh my goodness i'm doing oh 