Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1339 - Everlast
Uploaded: 2019-08-22T06:00:06.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1339 - Everlast' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-08-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1339 - Everlast' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-08-22. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1339 - Everlast

what is that thing you say when you clink glasses it's like the irish you know
salute
or or you know nastrovia it's just the irish version slantia slantia slantia
yeah like s-l-a-i-n-t-e
i believe is how it's spelled names slantia i never knew that you've said it
before and i always
just let it slide because i didn't want to seem like a dork you know it's one
of those things i'm
probably saying it real but i mean like you know gaelic is some real harsh yeah
like uh vowels and
it's crazy like i've seen gaelic names that like were spelt insane and it was
oh that's pronounced
sean like some crazy shit like that wild ancient language right yeah for real
though i love irish
people man i just i'm fucking fascinated by the wildness of that culture well
that's what god
made whiskey you know so the irish would so the irish would never rule the
world when you see a
guy like a guy like conor mcgregor that part of what is him is irish he's like
a pure like brilliant
irish you know i'm talking for sure both full the way motherfucker knows how to
take a loss knows how
to take a loss takes a loss like a man and still talk shit you know come right
back to my it's like
that you know that that guy that you you fight but he loses but you know you're
gonna have to fight
him tomorrow yes or as soon as his shit is healed up and the busted upness is
gone he's got like a
hundred million dollars in the bank he still wants to fight people still smacking
people at bars yeah
that's that's it's it's it's hard it's hard you gotta kind of be like don't do
that no not that who knows
what the the guy said to him but it looked like the guy was old as someone said
he was only 50 that
the guy was only 50. dude didn't fold up though he just kind of sat at the bar
connor didn't really
yeah he smacked him he gave him a smack in the back of the head a couple of
fingers
he touched he did what we call mushed him he mushed him yes it can kind of be
interpreted as hitting but
it really ain't quite a hit yeah when you're a guy like that you're basically
walking around agreeing
not to fuck people up because you have to kind of agree to not fuck people up
the money he's got
there should be like five guys around him that make sure that never happens
yeah but they can't
listen to him like if if you have a guy like him he's going to do whatever he
wants even if there's
a bunch of people around him stopping him you're not going to stop him from
doing checks when he
threw that guy's phone down the ground stomped it in miami there was all the
bodyguards there he just
did it he just did it he's conor mcgregor he's fucking look he's living like
you're supposed to live
if you're conor mcgregor the dance is don't go to jail dude don't get locked up
and it's also the
the whole structure of the way things are now as far as like entertainment it's
like it's all about
eyeballs well he fucking figured it out man he's pulling eyeballs he figured it
out man like in the
most crazy way possible he figured out how to just blow up the whole system
when you're a guy who has
been fighting i mean i contacted him on twitter in like 2013 right by 2018 he's
worth a hundred
million dollars so quick quick and he called it all the way and he called it
all the way that's the
craziest part he called it all the way like i'm gonna be you know a billionaire
a multi-millionaire
you know what dana white said to me once about him that's dead on he said he
eats pressure he said
that guy eats pressure he just eats it he goes he just he just goes in there
and the more pressure
experiences the better he can perform it's true it's like you look at the aldo
fight it's picture
perfect left hand knockout i mean it doesn't get any prettier the timing the
setup the patience the
movement the setting it up looking for him to leap in and bang catching him
when he's coming in pretty
sure he said exactly those that's exactly what he said he was going to do right
before the fight too
oh that's me tweeting him in january of 2013 i saw his fight in i think it was
cage warriors
i think that's the uh promotion cage wars or cage warriors i think it's why am
i fucking that up
cage wars is there two different ones there probably is there's probably a
bunch of cage stuff
but either way he was uh fucking people up overseas i was like this kid's for
real he just sees something
sometimes he sees like i'll watch a video i'll see how a guy moves i'm like jesus
some guys just have
something and he had just ridiculous timing yeah so relaxed in there those were
fun fights man
his early days of mma is like you can go back and watch him and you go oh this
guy's gonna be special
he's kind of like a weird sense of timing you know he's like he's just very
good at understanding
where you're at and knowing how to put it on he just had me winning you know
the ira you know
the whole irish thing that's it oh for sure man we built a city i love it i
love it yeah when he was
like we all fight together like when he's in the room like if he wins a fight
and there's you know
the crowd's filled with like 7 000 irish people do you feel it like you feel
like goosebumps it's crazy
like you do everything you can to stop just to keep yourself from crying at the
beauty of it
this guy standing there in front of thousands of people that have flown
overseas to see how many
people fly over dude it's crazy they take over the fucking vegas hotels take
over like where you
have seized the didn't they shut down like 7th avenue in front of in front of
madison square
there's not a fucking fan on earth like irish fans they're different i used to
think brazilian fans
were crazy until i saw the irish fans they take over the whole mandalay bay was
taken over by people
singing it was all irish a fair amount of drinking oh fair more than fair but
just the fact that they
could do that that they can gang get together and sing the same song like
thousands of them together
singing the same song i remember the first time uh when we went to ireland this
house of pain
and uh in between songs they broke into the whole you know all the soccer chant
stuff and we were just
like whoa this is crazy you know we never experienced anything like that they
don't they had you they
don't do that at the sports events at home back then not back then at all so
that was amazing
culturally it's it's it's it's it's that soccer they have to have connor fight
in ireland
once he's got to fight in dublin in a soccer stadium
yeah right why not why not if he's ever going to fight again that's why they
should do it i don't
you know the i think the the idea was that it's like more money in pay-per-view
if you fight in vegas
you know in vegas is worth a lot of money doesn't the time have a lot to do
with it too when they do
it on the european thing they got to do the whole weird time thing over there
so they can accommodate
the pay-per-view here yeah it'd be real weird they'd be fighting like four in
the morning it's always
real weird to me when i wake up and there's like a a a south american fight
that happened at noon and
i'm like oh god missed or japan like ryzen if you're trying to watch ryzen they
they have it in
japanese time that's how pride used to be we would get up at like we would have
guys uh come over my
house and we would watch pride at like three o'clock in the morning like
sometimes they would have them
live for some reason if i'm remembering it correctly sometimes they would have
them live and sometimes
they'd have the fights and you knew what happened but you didn't get to see it
for like a couple of
weeks they would delay it in north america for some strange reason they didn't
didn't didn't
totally do it live i was hip to that mma share thing a long time ago they
always had the bootleg videos
and don't tell anybody that's like voldemort don't say that no did i did i just
mess up i don't know
i thought it was gone anyways that was 10 years ago dude illegal streams yeah
you know the funny
thing is dude dude ufc is gangsters with that like it used to be you could
watch those and then over
time you was like because like in europe before like there was things like
fight pass thing like
that you couldn't find a pay-per-view if you were stuck over there four in the
morning in the middle of
somewhere so you would lean on whatever you could as a fan and but they they
start you started seeing
them shutting them down like it doesn't they're they're gangsters the ufc are
gangsters yeah it's
a it's a big money business people fucking people it's impressive is what it is
it's impressive it's
like there's like a there's a army of motherfuckers somewhere going oh yeah oh
yeah some of it must get
through right just everything the internet just has stuff that gets i don't
know i got the fight
pass now so everywhere i go it's i got the fight pass and the little you have
that little um static ip
address so like when you are at the country you can it's perfect that's
perfectly normal you know what's
weird why aren't they showing why like i need to ask the ufc this why don't
they show like the high
like the knockouts on their instagram page they show when the knockouts over
yeah you notice that yeah i do
not understand i don't understand because once everybody knows they know
everybody knows they
know it's not hurting anybody to watch it like it'll just hype up the fight
replay business a lot
of business i wonder what the replay buys are like the cats who just missed it
and bought the replay
maybe that i'm sure i'm sure they probably make a nice second round of money on
that replay
right like so how long do you think they should hold off for like a week or two
maybe yeah a week
tops a week a week and then put the highlights on sure do they do that do they
ever show i get this
weird impression that they only show like right after the finish well like on
instagram now no they
have they'll show entire fights on instagram now but old fights like old fights
yeah so i'm pretty
sure they showed steep bay just pulling off of dc was that the case that was a
crazy i got my whole
phone got blown up because apparently i'm right in the background when that
happens i don't know i haven't
seen it but i got my phone blew up right there dude that was that fight was
chaos that fight was k that
was fun i had an amazing time that card i should say that card fight card was
chaos yeah that was a wild
one man in anaheim it was hard watching dc get hit with those body shots yeah
that was dude as soon as he
started digging in it was like oh wow something's happening dude stipe's nasty
he wanted that belt
but shots he took incredible you know we were talking about yoel the shots stipe
took and just
walked through him like wow it was crazy because dc managed to put him away
with one punch the first
time and so he didn't see coming yeah he didn't see it coming everything he got
hit with was hard as
hell but he saw it all coming yep and he didn't let him get in that little
right in his chest there
because that's he got that short one on him that last time that's exactly what
happens if you're not
prepared if you don't think you're going to get punched and you relax for a
minute and then you get
punched by something you don't see coming you can get up and um when you're in
a fight with a greco
roman wrestler of the caliber of dc who knows how to manipulate you and he just
manipulated him
perfectly into that right hand i mean it was a beautiful work of art but he was
never able to hit
him like that in the second fight like as cleanly and have that kind of an
effect the shots he hit him with
were pretty good shots but stipe ate him and then you realize oh stipe could
take a shot he just got
clipped he just got caught he could take a shot and he was there in the fourth
round which is really
impressive like in the fourth round he was looking good he recognized as soon
as he touched that that
lever shot that it was oh wow something happened there and it hit him he dug in
like four or five
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