Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1346 - Zuby
Uploaded: 2019-09-06T02:28:32.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1346 - Zuby' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-09-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1346 - Zuby' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-09-06. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1346 - Zuby

and we're live what's going on brother how are you i'm awesome man it's good to
be here good
to have you here man thank you i've never had a guy come in wear his own hat
and his own t-shirt
you're number one you're the first i'm i'm surprised by that given how many
podcasts you've
done but that's how i roll i don't know if anybody's ever come in wearing their
own shirt
jamie any thoughts someone has to have i just can't recall it yeah definitely
no one has worn
their own hat and their own shirt oh yeah maybe eddie's worn his own shirt but
that's a 10th
planet shirt that doesn't totally count it's a shirt with my face on it too so
that's a triple
whammy ari ari want to get a new shirt or something maybe i don't know i don't
think so maybe anyway
what's going on man how long you here for i'm all good man i'm in la for two
weeks it's my very first
time here so i just got here two days ago so just kind of soaking it in what's
the mind like it's
crazy huh it's weird man i feel like uh i was driving i was driving around in
an uber and
it feels like gta i think more like gta feels like la because that's what it's
based on but uh
it was just kind of trippy and there's levels to the game right the top level
of the game is probably
either like singapore beijing or mexico city in terms of mexico city is the
only thing that i've ever
seen that's more chaotic than la but la is uh it's it's right up there yeah i
think lagos is more
chaotic lagos lagos nigeria i've never been okay that's more chaotic yeah and
cairo i think they're
definitely more chaotic cairo egypt really yeah i found them more chaotic well
cairo man i would love
to go to cairo but i just i am nervous about traveling to egypt i keep hearing
but i keep
hearing two stories from people that go all the time like egyptologists they
say it's amazing amazing
don't worry about it the worst thing you have to deal with is constant beggars
and then you hear from
other people that don't go there it's sketchy yeah i haven't i haven't been for
a long time when i went
it was when i was a kid oh okay yeah but lagos i've been to more recently and
it's certainly more
hectic and chaotic than i think here is here it's just it's just interesting it's
very very very
spread out and just seeing yeah there's people driving everywhere and not much
public transport
and all that even compared to other cities in in the us it just seems like a
totally different vibe but
i like it yeah there's just too many people stuffed into one area and everyone's
driving or
they're in an uber so someone else is driving them so it's just constant
driving yeah but i'm happy to
be here man it's a little bit surreal but it's cool yeah i'm sure right so uh
what are you doing
out here i'm doing i'm doing this um i was uh on the rubin report yesterday
actually uh i've got a
whole bunch of guys that conservative guy that conservative guy that got a on
blaze tv yeah story
they wrote about him he he uh responded he's like i'm pro gay marriage pro weed
legalization pro
prison reform pro immigration pro all these different things and yeah people
are calling him conservative
well you know we live in the times where everyone's saying is right wing so so
it let it be so i don't
know well if you're not as progressive as humanly possible you're all right
well yeah exactly pretty
much i've seen all sorts of titles levied on to everybody including including
yourself so yeah
yeah what about you interesting myself for people don't know uh zuby won the
world championships in
women's power lifting um you identified as a woman for a brief period of time
yeah nine seconds lift
that's all you have to do yeah i mean this is the world we live in dude that
that thing blew the internet
up but it's crazy insane how far it went man yeah i know i saw that people uh
there it is let's see it
where ps i identify as a woman whilst lifting the weight don't be a bigot you
know i think i think
when you first talked about that i had like 40 000 followers it's now well over
100 and 115 and when
i posted it i had 15 000 followers so i've gained a hundred and i've gained
like 102 000 followers yeah
like 105 105 000 followers it worked that video congratulations yeah thanks man
it really does highlight how
preposterous these new world rules that we have regarding gender are but to
their credit the us
powerlifting federation i believe that's the name of the organization they just
banned transgender women
from competing okay they said stop just flat there's enough enough of that i
think if you want to
compete i don't think there's anything wrong with transgender women competing
but i think they should
compete against transgender women just like how we have men compete against men
and we have women
compete against women let's have transgender women compete against transgender
women let's not deny
science and biology just to make people feel better and just to support some
strange progressive ideology
yeah i think if they if the goal is that's why i think the goal is more about
it's more ideologically
driven than i think it is actual inclusion driven because if it's just about
inclusion then yeah you can
either just have an open category like most men's categories already are they're
not actually restricted to
men it's just you know the best of the best so anyone can do this so either
that or if there are enough
athletes in whatever the given sport or competition is then yeah you can just
have a different a different
category and that way everyone can be included without stepping on the feet of
half the population that's
a bold move by the men say anybody can be in here come on in that's how it is
in pool you know men can't
compete in the women's division of pool but women can compete in the men's
division yeah it's the same in
most sports most people aren't aware that most people think that they're they
have specific
restrictions saying only men can do them but that's actually quite rare well
there's a lot of
successful female to male athletes where females transition to males and
dominate male sports
okay i didn't know i wasn't i was true i made it up okay all right 100 it's
never gonna happen i was
that i was trying to think about it i was like listening and going what the is
this what is going
on have you seen this uh there's a soccer player wants to be in the nfl as a
kicker because she there's
a video of her doing a place kick of a 55 yard yard field goal recently that's
incredible that's really
far right no one coming out or anything was just like in practice but she
nailed it which is pretty far yes
well can you tackle kickers they can get hit yeah they're not during the actual
play of the kick
they're not supposed to be touched but for sure they're in the play of the
field so
well that's up that's not good that's where the problem is carla love you yeah
but stop yeah it's
a bad idea oh oh by the way i i brought a couple things for you man just uh so
that's uh is it a
zooby t-shirt it's my latest album that is a zooby t-shirt that one actually glows
in the dark it
glows in the dark it does the is it good for the environment uh hopefully
turtles does it kill
turtles um not that aggressively and that's uh my new fitness book there as
well you have a book sure
you are you already know all that but uh yeah what is um is it based oh it's
workout routines and yeah
just giving people what they need to know about uh nutrition training mindset
motivation i just wanted to
keep it brief and concise all the stuff that i think is most important that
people need to know
whether they're beginners or intermediates oh this is a good sized book to read
yeah i put it out
first as an e-book but then um a lot of people asked me to do physical copies
so oh that's cool i did
those just before leaving the uk and they've essentially sold out already nice
congratulations on
that all you lazy fucks get out there this is a good book for you because it's
short you don't have
to like people see a fat book too much work but this is uh not even a hundred
pages it's 86 what is it uh
93 pages 93 boom so there you go there we go strong enough we can all benefit
what is your background
athletically athletically um i used to actually play rugby oh yeah so i i don't
know how much you know
about my background so i was born in the uk i grew up in saudi arabia so when i
lived yeah when i lived in
saudi um i used to play baseball and football or what you guys would call
soccer and um those were
my sort of main sports i also did swimming and a bunch of other things and then
i went to the uk
for boarding school actually when i was 11 years old and uh there's no there's
no baseball there so
i yeah rugby became my main sport i started playing rugby when i was 11 years
old and i played that all
the way through to university and i got into just lifting weights and stuff
when i was in my
mid-teens i have a friend who's british and he says that that is way more
common in in europe and the uk
sending kids off to boarding school um yeah i do i do think so um i mean with
me it was largely
because i was in the american school system in saudi arabia so after fifth
grade because there's
a little bit of a transition between the two systems they're quite different so
it was thought
that if i'd stayed all the way up until ninth grade then it would be a little
bit difficult for me to
transition into the british school system and university system so my parents
decided when i
was 11. same with my my older siblings like we all went to boarding school when
we were pretty young
so yeah came came back over to the uk and was kind of back and forth between
the two countries for
several years and yeah did things that way but um well you was your dad in the
military or something
no my dad's actually a medical doctor oh okay yeah he's a medical doctor but um
he worked for a big
oil company out in saudi so we lived there for a couple of you know two decades
pretty much what
was that like i enjoyed growing up in saudi man really yeah yeah i actually
really liked it what was
it like it's weird it reminds me of la i'm being i'm being serious uh yeah
i wasn't ready for that if there are then you don't really don't really see
them um no but just uh i think
that the heat and the the way the way the roads are the way it looks actually
like yeah because if you
live uh like where i lived was sort of an expat community basically so we lived
kind of in a
compound so where i lived was a little bit of a little bit of a bubble and then
outside of that you
kind of got what what i'd call the real the real saudi so if you go out into
the city or you want to go
shopping or something like that then you're out there in the real city so it's
very very different um it's
interesting with me because my family background is originally from nigeria but
then i was born in
england i live in england now but i lived in saudi arabia for 19 years or so so
i've kind of had
exposure a lot to three different three very different cultures and ways of
doing things and even
laws and just the way society is structured and stuff like that so i think it's
given me a pretty
interesting and unique perspective on quite a lot of things yeah what a broad
range of culture that
you've been exposed to that's that's pretty cool yeah nigeria is a strange spot
because i've never
i've never been but when you look at the numbers of successful immigrants like
businessmen and people
that have come over from nigeria and how industrious they are and then you look
at how many successful
nigerian scammers there are it's a wise very clever place you got the email
from the prince too huh i
didn't get it well i'm sure i have but um the one i was thinking about was jamie
was telling me a story
yesterday about a guy who what did he sell he sold a non-existent bank uh
airport airport airport yeah
that's right he sold a non-existent airport to about there's been several
stories over the last couple of
weeks about nigerian scammers maki