Name: Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - September 7, 2019
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - September 7, 2019' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-09-07. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - September 7, 2019

Doo-doo
Is it actually happening all right ladies and gentlemen fight companion has
started Brian counts in route Brandon Chobbs in the house
Eddie motherfucking Bravo with the new haircut. Yeah, I like it. Thank you. You're
going straight up tongue-poe. You should grow a ponytail on the back of that
mother
All right, if you've never listened to this before this is a
Podcast where we watch the fights and we talk shit. We're day drinking. It's 11:15
the a.m. Eddie Bravo hasn't cracked open one yet
Here he goes. Oh, there we go. Come on. I'm scared. Especially post Epstein.
There's a lot of conspiracy
Yeah
Hey, he hung himself. What's the big deal? That's what I've been telling
everybody
Maribach Tyselmov is a fucking beast and he's about to fight Diego Ferreira and
that is an excellent fight
So if you never heard these before we're just we talk shit
While the fights are going on we kind of commentate on the fights, but not
really let's be honest depends most of it's not
This is a very good fight
Maribach Tyselmov is a fucking killer
Diego Ferreira is a very good fighter, too
So this is this is a good fight and they're in Abu Dhabi
So you know when you think about a guy like Tyselmov who's Muslim you got to
think
There's a lot of a lot of pride him fighting there, but maybe a little bit of
extra pressure home field advantage, right?
So I don't know about home field advantage man because sometimes guys don't
fight well when they're fighting in front of everyone
That they love and care for too much pressure and there's a lot more to worry
about
Did you hear I forget what journalist is cage side, but I guess the around the
cage and the mat it's hot as fuck
Oh, it's hot dude. No, but they're saying it's like unheard of hot around there.
So as the rounds get going
Yeah, I think I think it could affect some of the fights most most people in
most teams do play better with home field advantage
It's kind of like yeah
It's like you have no choice
You can't you can't
Crumble under the pressure. It's like there's too many of your loved ones
watching you have no choice
It's like but some people just fold man
Tyselmov's looking good though. Just landed a good left leg kick and a good one-two
He's he's a solid fighter man, but he's one of those guys that's had a hard
time
I think he's had a hard time getting into the u.s
I think that's I think he was denied visas or something like that. I would
imagine a lot of these
Guys on this card dude like khabib's dad can't get in but he's in his corner
for this fight. Isn't that crazy?
Yeah, what do they think he's gonna do but the problem is he's got a tie to
that guy from chechnya tough. Yeah
Oh, diego ferrera just cracked him toss him off has the same barber as brian
callen
Can we get the fights on this tv too, so I don't have to so you have to know it's
on apple tv. I can't and we're live
You don't know where we're live i'm looking right now
It says there's people watching but I can't find it so what looking i'm looking
are you watching it?
Can you see it? I can see it on my thing. We're having a little bit of an issue
with youtube ladies and gentlemen
Um when you get it to me uh get it do me a favor um give me a link just just uh
tweet it
Or something and i'll retweet it
Something something something
When I was over there, uh, when anderson silva fought damian maya, it was hot
as and it was outdoors
I was there you were there. That's right. You went to that. That was fun
Man, we worked for the ufc. We had no choice. Yeah, and you have to go to did
you have to go to all excited about it
We were like damn. It's gonna be awesome. We were pumped but bro. There were
bugs the size of dogs flying. Oh hell no
Like bugs I never saw before like I didn't even know existed. I heard it's cool
out there though
I heard it's great. Well, dubai is gorgeous and there's so much money. Henzo
said it's like las vegas
On steroids. He's hurt. He's hurt. It's over ferrera's hurt. Oh really hurt. He's
really hurt. He's a smart dude though
He's he's gonna he's gonna stay away
Look he's popping out just to make sure that uh he knows it's okay that like
that he's uh still
Still a dangerous fighter, but he's in he's in real bad bad. What is this 45 or
55 55? I believe
I might be wrong
Jamie will find out for us
I think ties him off 55 55 for sure
Lightweight. Yeah, yeah 55
Diego though has diego fought at 45 before
Maybe i'm wrong. It's hard to tell man. There's so many fighters in the ufc now
It's just it's so difficult to keep tracks on all dude. How about nate masvidal?
Secure the bag. It's happening. Yeah, that was it november 2nd mad at square
garden november 2nd
And they're still working on colby and usman, but they're not though because
they don't want to pay well
They are trust. Oh, yeah, you would know they they don't want to pay colby what
colby want
Oh, we cracked him again, but did but the dana said that that will be the main
event
They don't want to put a title fight above that
So then so so then there's no way you'd make colby you so masvidal nate diaz is
the main event
Is that i'm almost positive jim? That's amazing. It's five rounds
And dana said he doesn't want to put a title fight above that. Well, if that's
the case
I figured it out. They're gonna we are live. There's just the change the way it
works now
Okay, so is it joe rogan dot live make sure okay
And dana's making a belt for just for that like the people's champ belt. Oh,
like the street
Well, well date what nate says is the baddest motherfucker in the game belt.
Yeah, that's what that's what he's making
That you can't say that you're gonna say that on tv
Can't say baddest motherfucker in the game. Maybe it's just like the hard cores
belt, you know, yeah, that's the that's the fight
I can't i'm so happy they made that fight. I didn't think it was gonna happen,
dude
I got I didn't think it was gonna happen when I saw it on my uh, instagram feed
this morning
I threw my arms up in the air like somebody got knocked out
Or when I saw you at the improv I was like, I don't think it's gonna happen
there
I was like, I feel like there nate needs too much money. It's just too much. Oh,
man
It's worth money. Well, you know dana said something, you know
I'd said that I think that that nate diaz is one of the biggest superstars in
the game right up there with everybody easy top five
Yes, and then nate and
I guess there were some negotiations or something because dana refuted it goes
Well, I don't think that nate diaz in our long-term plans and nate fights once
every three years and i'm like
Don't say that that could be him playing the game though. Yes trying to learn nate
out
I'm like come on nate and also let him know that look we got other plans. There's
other shit. We're doing out
I just retweeted it. Oh, you did. Okay. All right. Is it what is the link?
I don't know is it the powerful jre page? Yeah, it's on there, but it's not
that link we have
All right, hold on a second young jamie
Um, i'm just excited, but I want usman
versus uh
Versus kobe that's the fight to make oh 100% that card stack though even
without usman kobe
I hope they work that out because i want to see that but
Masvidal nate you could just i'll just buy that fight
Those two guys not only are they to the baddest motherfuckers ever but they're
funny as
Fuck they're both great. They're funny. They're balls
Super necessary. Yeah, all that shit three piece and a soda
I named a move a transition three piece in the soda. That's brilliant after him.
It's so brilliant. He came down to hq and i showed it to him too
That's so funny. I gotta learn this. I gotta know it. Yeah, he's gotta know it.
Three piece with the soda
That guy is so good. He's so good and so he's so clever
You know, that's one of the best things to say about masvidal
And the thing is people like don't necessarily associate him with knockout
power for some reason
But yet the guy knocked out eve edwards with a head kick
He knocked out darren till cowboy serroney. He knocked out ben askrin and put
him in another dimension with a flying knee
world record fastest knockout
I mean
It's weird that people don't associate masvidal with a knockout artist because
he doesn't have
He doesn't necessarily have the most power, but he's so good. It's so
calculated the way he set up that knee
Is this the the card? Yes, the kelvin versa darren till is interesting
derek lewis lewis versus uh blagny evnavov
Johnny walker corey anderson blagoi blagoi blagoi i forget i forget how to say
that guy's name blagoi ivanov
I think it's even even off. He's a scary dude. He is that guy's so scary. He
got stabbed. Yeah in the heart, bro. Yeah stabbed in the heart
Corey anderson johnny walker is a good fight, but dude johnny walker's
shoulders still fucked up
I sent you that video of him working out. He's the mobility's not great. Well,
he's also he's throwing punches
With only one arm. He's not in the videos of him working out and then there's
other videos of him going through
strength and conditioning
And you see what he's doing with his left arm and i'm like jesus christ is like
He's not lifting any weight with his left arm. Yeah, hopefully he's all right.
How about freaking uh kelvin versus till?
Oh, that's a good fight till was like nah, man. Let me just go after these
fucking monsters
Well, he legitimately is a middleweight. I mean he that guy was killing himself
making 170. I agree
But why but coming off the two losses that he suffered and then you know
obviously there
He had some issues. He's wild and alibi in liverpool and wherever bali or
whether he ruined that hotel
I don't so he's going through through something and then they just give him
freaking
Well, I think he asked for kelvin. I don't care god. I'm a fan. I'm a fan. He's
fucking i'm a fan of both
Both those guys. Oh kelvin's so good. I think kimber style bender was my
favorite middleweight fight
For hair would just rock tisimov bro
Tisimov's in a little bit of trouble right here
For hair solid man. He's solid. Oh
Oh tisimov might be in trouble. Oh my god
He's winging shots at his face too that right hand just barely missed some guy
got starched on the prelims. Yeah
Dude tisimov is in a little trouble here right now. He's
Flat-footed huffing and puffing. They said it's a 99 degrees in there right now.
That is so ridiculous
Now is this at an outdoor arena? No, I thought they built it for this that
right. Are they saving money on ac?
It's the first one. Yeah
This is the first event in the arena. I believe so the ac broke someone's gonna
get hanged. Yep. Yeah, someone's dying
So that oil money, they don't fuck it around. They're not fuck it around. Oh my
god
Is it really 99 degrees in there? I saw a thing it said 99. Dude, that is so
bad to fight at 99 degrees
You got to be acclimated to that shit and even then you're still gonna have a
performance hit
You're gonna definitely have a performance hit
Probably similar to fighting at a very high altitude like mexico city type deal
They don't look that sweaty though, do they? Well, it's hard to tell
You know, I mean we're we're not there. They look sweaty as fuck
Sweaty as fuck you think sweating, but I mean they just fought two rounds. I
mean this is there in the second round
Oh, there's a big mouse under the left eye of for her
God, we haven't done one of these in a long time. It's been a hot second. What
was the last one we did?
Uh, I can't even tell you it's been months talent is in his gym shorts right
now filming his television show
But he's on the way you think it'd be possible to do a team
mma like
Americans versus brazilians
Russian, but like for countries like you take olympics like the olympics
But you do it in the ufc you take the best guy at 35 best guy at 45 like the
ultimate russians about to run the table
Yeah, who would win that light heavyweight you put all everybody khabib
everybody all the Russians are taking over everything
Look at what they're doing in in boxing
It's russians and bla