Name: JRE MMA Show #79 with Vinny Shoreman & Liam Harrison
Uploaded: 2019-09-19T02:30:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE MMA Show #79 with Vinny Shoreman & Liam Harrison' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-09-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE MMA Show #79 with Vinny Shoreman & Liam Harrison' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-09-19. Transcript available.

JRE MMA Show #79 with Vinny Shoreman & Liam Harrison

here we go liam and vinnie my savage friends from mother england thank you for
having to see you
again man what's happening how's it been all sorts of things are going on joe
all sorts of things
birthday boy over here as well 50 today happy birthday thank you sir you don't
look a day over
49 and a half you're looking good i feel it i pulled a muscle in my leg bowling
last night
oh no bad news man when you're a world kickboxing champion to pull a muscle bow
and you just said
i'm looking at myself in the mirror this morning when i got up you are a loser
mate what have you
done worst neck injuries i ever got was in the shower i mean i did my shampoo
just like that
and like ah just pop all right look at that knocked over roy mcdonald and bruce
lee with my shenanigans
my antics yeah that's a bummer man bowling bowling mate yeah the thing is well
i felt that i thought
i've done myself in here but i can't lose the game and i carried on at least i
won the game well
imagine if like you had a workout and your trainer was like okay we're gonna do
some bowling you're
like how the this isn't even an effort i wouldn't mind yesterday morning i did
some hard
round sparring i've got a little black eye from it and stuff clinching running
fine no problems bowling
well maybe it was like some residual stiffness do you know what we've been
driving around a lot we've been
the seven uh schedule's been hectic so we've had seminars and stuff going over
we've been sat in
the car a lot so my hips have been stiff so i think it was to do with that to
be honest because it's
right up here on my hip where yeah man that's legit that's a big deal like when
i come out of here
like when i just get up after sitting in the chair for five hours i might
everything feels weird you
know i wake up so stretch i wake up as i've been beat up i don't know what's
that about i don't know
what are you doing nightmare demons what have you been up to um i don't know i
haven't sleep
what's that i've been asleep so i don't sleep no every time i wake up i'm like
hell in the morning
so i don't know what goes on part of my feet my hips whatever yeah but you're
50. i get it with
him i don't get it yeah no you're supposed to be he's in his pride yeah we've
had about 300 fights
aren't you the craziest record ever is probably lomachenko right because didn't
you only have
one loss in the amateurs 398 wins something crazy 397 397 wins one loss yeah
which which he reversed
twice and then one loss in the pros yeah he's obviously not taking too much
damage either because
of his style but even making weight 300 times 398 times making away and stuff
that takes it oh yeah yeah
yeah being on a diet for that long and just being that strict for that long it's
impressive that
well as he's moving up he's not cutting as much though like in his third weight
class this is third
weight class right yeah they're on about him moving down as well what is this
he's going up and down
yeah that's what bob baron said what is um so but his last fight against uh the
englishman what is his
name connelly luke campbell camp i was there it was a great fight yeah that kid's
good really good
really good account of himself because most people in england had wrote him off
before everyone wrote him off to be fair the second time he went down as well
he didn't have to get
back up because he'd already put a really good accounting bill by that point
yeah and to get
back up finish the fight and finish strong that were you're impressive no he's
unquestionably that
kid's a warrior i was impressed with his use of distance i mean he gave lomachenko
some problems
until lomachenko figured out the timing and how to get inside of him and yeah
he did he's big for that
way as well andy andy knows how to box he was a gold medalist himself so he uh
he was impressive
i was there and then lomachenko turning saw he looked i felt like he looked at
me
did you feel like that yeah i just went yeah well you know what i'm like hello
yeah i bet he wasn't
looking at you i bet it wasn't in my world in my world he wasn't you can't say
that does it help you
at all to think that he was looking at you yes what do you get out of that it
was a four hour it was a
four hour car ride and i was in the a and e that morning because i injured
myself i had to go to the
a and e in the morning any accident emergency oh okay that's something so yeah
yeah so we had to go
there and um but all the way there i was thinking i can't not how'd you get england
injured um doing
weights doing some weights and what'd you do the groin here so i was like
hopping about and then this
the nurse at the gym at four corners i was going to train that morning she said
you better go to
wayne so i did so what was wrong with you it's touching go i just strain my groin
here that's
it wasn't fun it wasn't fun wasn't fun at all but you're better now yes so it
couldn't have been that
big a deal just but in my world it was like two weeks ago i'm not a black belt
in jiu-jitsu and i'm
not an eight-time world champion i'm a natural coward so any little poll just
straight to the doctors
one thing about socialized medicine that you guys have uh free healthcare you
don't have to worry
you just go show up yeah i'll tell you what last time though when you were on
and you told me to do
a bit of hot yoga you said yes i did it yeah just started recently my
girlfriend started doing it i
just started doing a bit with her mate me that is like the hardest i've ever
done in my life and you
said last time i'll have a joint and go do it it's amazing i had a few blast on
vape last night and i
just melted into the bed i couldn't do that and then go do that no way yeah you
could once you get
in there you actually it's crazy it seems like you can't but i i love to get
high and do it because
it's like i feel everything i know i'm in tune i get like a hundred percent
transmission from all
muscle fibers well the thing is as well though like the beginners all go at the
back so i went at the back
and it's like there's some little old guy with me i thought i'll be fucking
cool next to this guy
it's all right i won't humiliate myself and he's bending around doing it all
perfect and i'm
meant to have good balance i've had 115 fights so if i should have good balance
i'm stood there
shaking on one leg it's like going don't stop don't stop and you're not
stopping until he stops
mate it took about 45 minutes in and i was just like shaking all over it's
fucking hard man it's
fucking hard those old ladies make you feel stupid 100 it's one of those things
where people look at it
like it's some relaxing thing it's one of the most underestimated activities
you can do in terms of
like the amount of stress and strain that's required it's hard you know what i've
never
sweat like it in my life either even when i've been in a sauna to lose weight
for a flying stuff
i've never sweat like that i went must have gone for about five of them easily
yeah yeah i bring a
64 gallon or six gallon 64 uh it's what is it liters no that doesn't make any
sense what would it be ounces
ounces is that it yeah yeah 64 ounces of water yeah like a hydro flask i bring
a big one and i just fill it up
with ice and water and i just drink the thing the entire time and i make sure i
drink a
shitload of water on the way over there too you're just pouring water but they
did a study recently
uh harvard study there's one of them they're doing right now where they're
trying to see
if the same effects from hot yoga you get from the sauna like if it's it's very
similar because sauna
does you know it's like 40 decrease across all causes of mortality heart
attacks strokes with people
that regularly do the sauna i think they consider it four days a week they have
like incredible
results like health wise because of the the reduction of inflammation because
when you're in
that heat it just really reduces inflammation across your whole body they think
that that's going on
when you're doing yoga because your body heats up so much because even though
it's only 104 degrees in
there yeah when you're sweating at 104 degrees and holding those poses and
shaking like your body
temperature has got to be through the roof yeah 100 yeah the only thing that
saved me on that day my
friend came with me as well and he's a big guy he's like six foot five so i
knew that every time i
was struggling i looked across and he was for that oh yeah big giant people you
don't realize how badly
out of balance your body is if you're a weightlifter until you do yoga like
especially those dudes
with little toothpick legs and a big meatball body you know those guys yeah
that's a up
body for yoga man you just fall forward you got no chance yeah it's like a like
a car with a
giant engine and skinny back tires you're just sliding all over the place like
these
it's it's just but i think for athletes it's one of the very best things to
keep your entire body
balanced to keep it in tune i was speaking to someone and he was saying how
long do you want
to fight for and i said i want at least another three four years out of myself
yeah i said i still
feel good at minute he said but i said i'm getting injured more so he said
serious i know you've been
told to do it he said you do it he said you will get another four or five years
out maybe it'll help
just so much and i walked out the room i was dead but i felt amazing about 10
minutes after yeah no it's
great for you and it's also for for kickboxer like your coordination and your
your your ability to have
a full range of motion yeah mobility flexibility everything yeah head kicks you
know you want that
flexibility you want it to be looser so you can let those babies fly yeah i'm
head kicked out really
my specialty anyway i'm more of a leg kick type of guy but yeah but every now
and then yeah you never
know it's good to let one surprise a few people every now and then how was your
knee i know you had a
knee surgery oh yeah um it's all good now that was in i did it in thailand in
december you got
surgery in thailand no no i did the injury in december and my leg started
locking all the time
and i had a fight yeah that no way um so i did the injury in december just
before i was training
for a fight in the end of january and my leg started locking so i didn't really
know what it was
so i thought i'll get the fight out of the way then i'll go see my specialist
get an mri and see
what's what did the fight got through the fight won the fight didn't throw my
left leg once and i
thought oh it's all right now i went back to the gym i threw one kick and then
meniscus tore it got
stuck in my knee joint so my leg locked like totally bent so i couldn't walk i've
had that
exact oh my god it was crazy but honestly they're one of the worst things i've
ever felt i'm rolling
around on the floor like i've been shot yeah i went to the hospital and i
thought because it was
so bad and i'm just saying all right it's my job they'll might fast track me a
little bit went to the
hospital oh no we'll let you see um we'll let you go for an mri we'll give you
we'll bring you with
an appointment so i had to go home i sat at home for like four days before they'd
even rang i thought
this i'm going private so i went private by the time i'd had an mri which told
me what it wore
and had the surgery i'd only just got a letter to go have an mri from the
hospital so they were just
going to leave me there for however long i was sat there watching my leg turn
into a toothpick
all muscle wasting away and everything so that's the downside of socialized
medicine right big lines
canada it's rough i had a friend she had to wait over a year to get a knee
surgery she had a torn
acl over a year with a bad knee just hobbling around with one you know it's
that's the thing
that's just like that's bad right it's good it's bad yeah i feel all i feel all
ashamed now that i
went with my pulled groin and you and your leg didn't me like it was hanging
off i got bit by a
sh