Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1355 - Mark Normand
Uploaded: 2019-09-21T01:00:00.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1355 - Mark Normand' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-09-21. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1355 - Mark Normand

pen gillette said that pen gillette told you that it's fort not forte yeah and
he's
you know he's a well-read man oh yeah he's uh he was just on oh yeah he's an
interesting cat is
that true is he correct jamie there's a little thing over the e right two pronunciations
like
yeah well that's like the word literally you know the the term literally has we've
actually changed
the meaning because so many people used it wrong okay for forte with the a
right there to
i don't know and then well the a is first and then pronounce that so there's
two different ones
huh but it might be like selfie how it just creates itself over a while yeah a
thing that
someone excels at small talk was not his fort a or fort well maybe fort was
original and then someone
kept it up like turmeric yeah turmeric yeah i we were just talking about how
turmeric has an r in
there it's t-u-r which i didn't know at all until um laird hamilton put his
coffee machine in here did
you just turn the volume down oh sorry is that my mic my head my head cans are
a little hot i'll turn it
down uh i appreciate it is that better yeah i gotta touch your stuff maybe
crazy ears pat carney likes
to hear himself loud when he talks he's got some hearing problems oh yeah oh
yeah rockstar drummer
all those guys go deaf right yeah or they have issues well though that's the
dude from acdc the lead
singer he can't sing anymore right because his ears are just shot that's awful
man yeah every song sounds
the same they're the best i don't know about the best come on bro i mean i like
them i don't know
about the best well they are an iconic band i'll give you that i like their
songs there's certain
songs i'm on the highway yeah they're great road trip video game songs but i
feel like they kind of
bleed together a little bit there's a sound they have an acdc sound for sure
sure oh yeah it's all one
sound yeah but but you know but but back to turmeric can i say that uh you know
how like the middle east
there's not a lot of funny people out there it's not there's not a big part of
their culture is comedy
in the middle east and seinfeld thinks it's because we have a love of language
he thinks that's why americans and british people are really funny because it's
a we think about the
words hmm i don't think they're same with german not a lot of german haha you
know what i mean we
had a german comic that was big in germany that came to the store and was here
for a couple of
years did he suck he didn't suck but he was real he was it was all physical
exactly in germany he's
huge but it was all like slipping on stage pratt falls yeah come on we can do
better than that we
got words the words the the interesting part the what you say the writing you
know what's a thing
that people don't consider those pratt fall guys are always in pain they're
always hurt that's true
well so are we mentally yeah but in a physical way i think i was always
wondering about chevy chase
because you know chevy chase is supposed to be kind of grumpy yeah i've heard
that yeah he's a dick
i've heard he gets real grumpy and i wonder if the dude is just in constant
pain
because you know remember how many times he used to fall down like he fell down
all the time on
saturday night live did he yeah yeah yeah and fletch the the the detective
movie yeah yeah he pratt
falled all the time like wicked hard falls where it was clearly him wow i didn't
know he was a fall
guy you know buster keaton he's like so underrated he broke his back and didn't
realize it and the
doctor was like so when did you break your back he's got that crazy story uh
like that guy fell
all day long i think it was his neck in fact was it neck was it neck someone
just brought this up on
the show didn't they jamie didn't somebody just talk about that it was just a
few episodes ago i believe
oh maybe but he's he's like not really brought up a lot he's fucking crazy how
ballsy he was and how
innovative he was he would do stuff like he would draw he i remember one of his
gags he would paint on a
wall a hook and then hang his hat on it yeah this is who brought it up jamie i'm
trying was it pen
it might have been might have been him or yeah maybe gaffigan even look at that
i mean it's all
bits like that's clever this is like amazing 19 what 24 yeah i mean that that
just right there
was amazing yeah jumping through that person and i mean you could do this all
day it's all clever and
it's all redone a million times but he did it first wow and there was no one
before him right no no
guidebook yeah and everything ends in a punch at all that always pays off there's
no weak ones
and he just sometimes he would just try it and i heard an interview with him
and he was like yeah i
would just go for it and sometimes you would be in midair and you'd think of
another thing and then you
do that before you hit the ground i mean it's brilliant guy check him out if
you don't know him
and he's right now we're watching a video of him running over the top of a
train he's
clearly really doing it yeah he's really doing he's going to do something with
that hook there
it is wait for it wait for it and then come on wow the water is what broke his
neck no that's
right is that right that's what the video yeah that he the underestimated the
force of the water
coming out of it because like think about how much weight there is behind that
water i mean it's
like waterfalls yeah like if you jumped off of the niagara falls and hit the
bottom what would kill
you i mean it might just be the force of the water hitting you against the
rocks right right because
i think that's what happened with him like he got hit so hard i believe it was
pen because yeah but
whoever it was well that they they were just explaining there was the weight of
the water he
underestimated that kind of kills the whole in the waterfall scenes in every
movie dude it does that would ruin it
yeah you'd get pummeled imagine like you're headed up there and it's your idea
and she slips and bashes
her brains out against the rocks just because it was your stupid idea she's
like let's just do it right
here all right no let's go to the waterfall and you're so stupid you don't
understand how much force
is coming down yeah yeah that was a hot scene in cocktail was it oh yeah the elizabeth
shoe they
fucking the jamaican waterfall i'm a big i had no cable as a kid so we would
just watch everything that came on
do you remember that movie with elizabeth shu and nicholas cage where he drinks
his face yeah
of course and gets a boner at the very end of course what that's a good drunk
guy thing i mean
those random drunk boners we've all been there here it is cocktail scene there
it is waterfall this is all
this is my whole childhood just these weird 80s movies on vhs they were weird
somebody raised a good
point about how we have so many options like i'm dating a lady who's a little
younger than me she's
about 14. and she's uh always like i'll bring up a movie like ghostbusters like
never seen it godfather
never seen it i'm like don't you care you don't you want to see that she's like
i've never seen it that
was born it came up before my time and i'm like yeah but i know about the 70s
and the 60s
why do i know about that i know about the i know about buster keaton why do any
younger people now
they only go forward they don't go back at all have you noticed that yeah i
think they're inundated
with too much stuff i guess so think about they got hulu they got amazon they
got netflix they're
streaming things constantly they're doing tick tock and instagram and everybody's
checking social media
to force a kid to sit down and watch you know national lampoon's family
vacation good luck
i know but it's good it's great it's great i don't think they do that as much
yeah i think a lot of
kids are playing video games sure and they're streaming things and youtube yeah
it's fast giant
you can never suck it all up but here's the here's the clinker is they're
missing out on a lot i watched
the office with her and she's missing references to a indiana jones joke and i'm
like you like this
show but you know that's interesting you missed that joke and then i gotta
explain it to her and
she's like who's that i'm like it's harrison ford he was a this he was an
archaeologist he's archaeology
that sounds terrible i'm like that was fun you know my nine-year-old watches
these little uh
videos on youtube where they blend things these kids get together they're silly
and they're laughing
it's so dumb and they blend things but it's dumb because i'm 52 right if i was
nine it would be
awesome like for her it's awesome like she's really enjoying it she's laughing
it's like it's
not fake laughing she watches them whether or not you tell her to or not she's
interested in it
like in a blender yeah they just throw food in a blender and try to drink it it's
wow it was so
dumb that's it it's so done and they're being silly and you know things slip
out of their hands
then they so show a slow-mo of the things slipping out of their hand like it is
inane all right it's
just made for nine-year-olds by people who are like odd and 18 and 19. and i
bet it's got millions of
views millions of views that's you can't predict i'm trying to write the best
joke ever put this video
out this is the funniest video nobody cares and then you you fart on a on a
taco salad and that goes viral
well do you know the makeup artist a drama that took place on youtube do you
know about all that no i got
rubbed in that too because of my kids that was this guy yes there's this young
homosexual fellow
who has makeup tutorials and he got into uh some sort of a public scrap with
his mentor james yes
something i did hear about yeah yeah this this guy wow he's good look the
videos are entertaining it's
it's quite hilarious and he got in a scrap with that person right yes and you
know it was a lot of a lot
of terrible things were said but it was uh i had you know i'm like what is
happening here so i'm like
what is he what does he do he just he does makeup tutorials and i'm watching
his makeup tutorials they're
oddly entertaining yeah well if it's impressive anything is good you know that's
the thing is like
networks missed sloppy but entertaining they missed that everything was done
well everything
ended with a laugh track right they missed this there's a whole avenue good
call you know what i'm
saying yeah well look at me i'm on the fallon i'm wearing a suit i don't wear a
suit but they make
you wear one yeah they make you wear one the the gritty off of everything and
the gritty is the good
well you is the good the who you really are who you really are who you really
are yeah when you want
someone to conform at least aesthetically to who you'd like them to be like
what are we doing here
let the guy wear a t-shirt who gives a right why does it matter we should have
learned that when
remember when you were kidding bloopers came on it was the greatest thing ever
yes yes but we we went
ah they're bloopers what are you gonna do but that was that was we should have
held on to that we should
have gone towards the bloop well america's funniest home videos was the
original youtube that's right
right kicked in the balls by a shetland pony i mean that was that was it yeah
that's that's what
everybody realized they wanted to see people get kicked by animals the way they
run the show now you
submit a youtube link to them and they just take it from youtube and put it on
the show it's still on tv
but it's on tv but it's youtube clips yeah that's hilarious they just gave up
they tapped out
they gave in to their maker that's hilarious they tapped no that was danny tanner
who was a dirty
comic or not uh bob sagat sorry yes yeah but that's the stage name right that
was his name in the show
that was full house name full house name yes yeah sagat was a dirty comic yeah
filthy still is i mean he is
now but i think he probably had to take some time off while he was doing the
show right he didn