Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1364 - Brian Redban
Uploaded: 2019-10-10T01:38:53.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1364 - Brian Redban' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-10-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1364 - Brian Redban' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-10-10. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1364 - Brian Redban

Hello Brian. Hello Joe. What are you doing? Just hanging. Yeah um you're not
sober are you? This
isn't sober October for you. Oh no. You're not doing it? Nah. You can get high.
I'll watch. Okay.
Can I blow it on you? Yeah yeah yeah. I don't think that counts. There's a... I'll
take one of these.
Oh this is a joint. This is fat. Oh really? Yeah that's all weed. That's Mike
Tyson's weed.
Oh sweet. Yeah. Look at this. I got a torch. Oh yeah. Cigar torch. I could
smoke a cigar with you. Oh sweet.
That's legal. Ari and I were thinking that when we started Sober October we
started smoking cigars.
We were thinking maybe that will disqualify us and we can just quit. Yeah what
does like
Kabucha has alcohol. Kabucha? Yeah. But it's it can't really get you drunk. You
stay sober.
You'd have to drink a case of it to even catch a bug. But if you scheduled a
doctor's appointment
like a dentist appointment they gave you some pills or something. Oh yeah yeah
yeah. You get lit up.
Okay. Yeah like what if you get surgery? Like what if somebody got their appendix
taken out?
Yeah are you allowed to do any kind of like medication or medicine or? No. You
have to die.
Shit. There's no uh there's no real um rules for that. I mean look it's not the
thing about this
contest that's really stupid is there's no consequences. That's not even a
friendly penalty of like.
No there's nothing. Open for someone. There's nothing. I could have a glass of
wine right now.
Nothing could happen. Yeah. Oh no I lost. Yeah oh my god I lost. Um I'll tell
you what though. I've been
getting a lot of messages from people that are inspired and it makes me feel
real good. I I reached
out to some dude yesterday on Instagram because he lost something like 200
fucking pounds. You know I
mean it's crazy. That's the dude who had the scars all over because he he got
his uh the extra skin
removed after he lost all the weight. It's amazing. Sober October you know
sometimes you just have to
have a thing like that where everybody goes I'm gonna do it too and then it
gives you the reason
like a motivation to get going. That sometimes that's all people need man. Yeah
I just got over
the the keto thing so now I'm just like fuck that. I uh I feel like uh I'm free
again like I can
you know have normal food again and that that's hard to do man. Keto's hard to
do. It kind of got to
me to the point where now I'm like doing the opposite. Like I'm just like I
want to eat everything
because I've been wanting to eat pizza for so long. And like Catholic school
girls tell them to stay
away from tech and they can't wait to get a hold of one. 100%. That's what it
is. It's people don't
like being told what to do. They don't like um being forced into something that
they don't enjoy.
That's you know that's why school is ineffective. That's why so many things don't
work. But the the
keto thing the problem with it is um I think it's a healthy thing for a lot of
folks. If you have
epilepsy apparently it's the thing because it can stop your seizures. You know
there's people that
have epilepsy they they get ketogenic and it just kicks it to kicks it off. It
just you don't you
don't get seizures anymore. But it's boring. Yeah it's so boring. Every now and
then I want pasta and also
fruit. I like fruit. That was the biggest one for me. Just fruit. Like
watermelon. You know how great
just having some watermelon in the morning is you know. Oh my god. It's the
most delicious fruit ever I
think. Like a good perfect watermelon on a hot day. My god it's amazing. You
know it's fu it's a
fucked up fruit though because it's only racist fruit. You know it's like the
only fruit that's
attached to racism. There's no other fruit where you can make fun of someone
for eating and it's
like racist. Have you ever had that um durian shit? Yeah that's it's good. It's
not bad right but god
it smells. It smells horrible. It smells horrible. Have you had it Jamie? It's
like they have it in
Thailand. In Thailand they love it. I tried it in Thailand. It's like this
weird. It's like spiky looking.
Yeah spiky on the outside and then the inside it's kind of mango like. Sort of
like a pale mango.
Um it's not my favorite but I tried it but god damn it smells like dog shit. It
smells so bad that
they ban it in a lot of hotels because people will go into hotels and you know
like folks that
they come from a culture where they eat that stuff all the time they'll bring
bags of it
and the whole family's eating that stuff and it wafts down the hallway and
people are like what in the
fuck? It says it smells like Limburger or it has been compared to Limburger.
Yeah it's got a weird smell.
You can't take it on public transportation in some places either. Wow. Yeah it
stinks. It's weird but
it tastes good. My friend did that fasting diet. You know that's that one that
everyone's not fasting
the one that where you only eat like a small part of the day. Yeah I do that.
Yeah. Intermittent
fasting. Intermittent fasting and uh he woke up uh sleepwalking one night and
uh
found out on his nest cams like his his security cameras he goes into the
bathroom
passes and like not falls down and hits his head and he showed a picture of
just blood everywhere in
his bathroom goes back to bed didn't even know about it wakes up and he sees
blood everywhere uh
checks his cameras finally sleepwalking a couple days later he starts having
seizures like like
out of the blue goes to the doctor and doctor says it's because of that that
diet he was doing his
brain was starving that's what that doctor said that doctor's making yeah that
guy needs to go
to the neurologist he's probably got a brain tumor one thing though i did know
is that when i was on
keto uh i slept walked a lot and it i think was my body trying to find sugar
really yeah uh because i
never sleepwalk because i have cameras in my living room and uh can't do this
yeah i know it's kind of
it's kind of weird but uh when i was on keto i slept walked maybe 10 times
haven't since i've been off
haven't slept walked once and you say slept walks is that the right sleptwalk
sleepwalk is it sleep
when you talk about past tense is it sleep walked or slept walked slept walk
what is it it's sleep sleep i've never said sleep walked yeah it's probably
sleepwalk but i don't
think i've ever heard anybody say it's past tense you can't past tense the
first part of the compound
word oh it's a weird one it's a weird one slept slept i slept well last night
but i slept walked
yeah i did some sleepwalking you could say that sleepwalking hmm yeah but i
think that's kind of
interesting i wonder if it was my body craving sugar so bad that it woke me up
because i was like going
through the cupboards trying to find sugar oh well that makes sense yeah it was
but i don't remember
any of it how long were you keto for seven months yeah eight months hmm the
intermittent fasting is
a good move because i think most of the time look for me i eat when i'm bored i
do it all the time
like when i come home from the store and i'm writing i just start eating and
then i'm like what am i
doing because i try to do intermittent fasting so that means if i come home it's
midnight and i'm
writing and i start eating that means i can't eat until two in the afternoon
the next day
and then just don't wake up till two in the afternoon i can't i gotta work i
got stuff to
do i have kids i will have responsibilities i'm not i'm not a like a peter pan
like you right
no i i think that would be the the diet that makes the most sense but because i
already seem
to only eat once a day which it's not healthy though to eat once a day no it's
not you should get a
nutritionist you got some cash you should hire a trainer and get a nutritionist
yeah i'm thinking
about going back to weight watchers i'm almost at my fattest level right you
know i want to get
really fat and then take no do what i always said that before that's you were
on a strategy before
i'm like you keep saying you're gonna lose weight you're like i know what i'm
doing i'm gonna get
really big and then i'm gonna lose weight i'm like what because i always forget
to take the before
photo and then i'm like halfway through a diet i'm like god damn it now i'm
just i gotta quit normal
now it's like oh yeah but you didn't look that bad before you dieted right i
got my big fat beard
on just this beard it looks like i gained 20 pounds yeah just shave the beard
at the end it's
sort of like when people get a tan and they're after photos and they look more
ripped yeah you
know like before after like the after you just tan bro tan with better lighting
yeah yeah i follow
a lot of uh bodybuilder girls and i don't know why it's disturbing to me but
when they they start
cutting down weight and then you see them like monitoring their food and
watching their portions and
shit and they're getting leaner and leaner it bothers me like i get nervous why
i don't know
i'm like it's like don't do that like oh it's just why like what are you doing
just losing all your fat
just so you can get on stage and squeeze everything and pose i get it you know
but i don't see i don't
think that looks the best that's why i don't understand that's what weirds me
out i don't think it looks the
best especially for ladies when you're like super shredded it just doesn't i
don't even like when
they have those those man shoulders you know where you see like a really
beautiful girl and then she
takes off her cardigan or whatever and you're like oh she has like her frame
looks like a man
i don't know that doesn't bother me oh that means she's durable
it bothers me when they get shredded i don't know why i just see it seems like
they're suffering like
it's it seems like a mistake you know what i mean like like i guess maybe i
guess this is probably
what it is i guess i connected to anorexics because anorexics legitimately
freaked me out there was this
one girl that i used to do yoga with and it was so sad man it was so sad she
would come in and everyone
would be like she was like 80 pounds her whole body was bones she was just
bones joe queen phoenix and
the joker oh my god he'd do to get down to that he lost 50 pounds and his
shoulder looked all up too
well he was just posing in weird ways to i mean he nailed that role dude he
really seen it i didn't
want to see too much but no spoilers so you think you think i should go to the
theater for this one
no you can watch it at home okay i mean when's it coming out at home you'd have
to wait it just
came out so you just have to wait oh there's a new thing apparently where you
can get home movies
at home what home movies you can get theater no no not even torrents you can
get it like legitimately
and you pay quite a bit of money really but yeah yeah yeah there's uh some new
thing yeah that
should be a thing like you pay how many people would you normally go to a movie
with like four
people each ticket's about 20 bucks nowadays yeah pay 60 bucks so you can rent
it for 24 hours that
would be the yeah i wanted to do the opposite i was i was trying to look up to
see how much it would
cost to rent interstellar to have a screening at the chinese theater in hollywood
that was the coolest
movie and sound i've ever seen and i want people i know to experience that oh
right because it was
with good talking so awesome and i don't like it's do you look up how much it
is i couldn't you can do
screenings there i think you'd have to figure out how much it costs to rent
that the print of the
movie yeah used to be there used to be 35 millimeter prints when i was a
projectionist they people would
rent like hey we just rented back to the future for our company picnic and you
would like as a
projectionist you would get it in the mail with all the other films and you're
like what the
fuck why is back to the future here and i think i don't think it's that much i
think it's only a couple
hundred actually why don't we have a jre movie night that'd be perfect we rent
a movie theater hey
that