Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1390 - Tim Dillon
Uploaded: 2019-11-22T20:00:00.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1390 - Tim Dillon' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-11-22. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1390 - Tim Dillon

three two one ladies and gentlemen the president of the meghan kelly fan no
meghan mccain i fucked it up meghan mccain president of the meghan mccain fan
club she's
blocked me no she blocked me and i i didn't tag her in the video because i'm
not that that guy
right but i did you know i mean i put it out there into the world she's not
thrilled probably
i know somebody that knows her pretty well yeah and they said that she is not
happy
with my depiction of her she did though after the first video she lost a lot of
weight
seem like she put it back on she did and it's i yo-yo with her so when she gets
thinner i get
thinner so i can do her and when she plumps up i plump back up so that's where
we're at is that i
just kind of mirror her um how uncomfortable she's i would you know i always
because you know
sometimes i'll go back to new york to do shows and i imagine like what if i'm
in a restaurant
and i see her and you know what would uh what would a meeting be like because i
have no real ill will
it's just comedy it's just comedy yeah she's just she's a big public figure she's
a big public figure
and she behaves sometimes in a in a ridiculous way she called herself a self-made
woman i mean
these are things that are insane yes that's i mean this is uh you know she's
not self-made
and listen she i love i love that she loves her dad yeah but there's a limit
yeah to the constant
you know if you want people to forget that your dad is the reason you have the
job you can't bring
them up every five minutes but don't you think she's in a real pickle uh
because that show is how
she makes a living so she's on that show right so if you're on that show that's
one of the things
you got to talk about absolutely but i would say if she toned it down a little
bit tone it down
you can't tone it down though they're all see one of the things about those
shows that shows
ridiculous like this conversation we're having it's very easy it's you and me
that's it i let you talk
you let me talk right talk we express ourselves right no problem right that's a
goddamn battle
zone it's it's a fight that's a vagina battle zone and you have a great and you
have a lot of great
intellectuals that are battling out all the things you know joy beharn whoopi
goldberg these are
brilliant people who we need to hear from yes and they speak in three minute
clips but i used to
like the show when like rosie o'donnell would go on and start talking about
tower seven that was great
that was fun yes that was fun it can be fun yeah that was uh that was
interesting what rosie was
doing rosie would just go on and start talking about tower seven and it was
like oh this is a fun
morning show this is abc morning it's a little wacky yeah it's like i'll get on
board for this
why'd they take her off of that did she not get along with somebody i mean it
was a girl from
survivor right yeah elizabeth hasselbeck yeah her and rosie used to fight all
the time
yeah she's like one of them hot fox news fembot type characters yeah i used to
i used to do red eye
on fox news which would air at 3 a.m they would bring in like all these hot
blondes would sit in
the green room and they would be nice and they'd be like i'm miss tallahassee
and then they would
get on fox red eye and then the cameras would turn on and they would start
going syria and i would be
like syria what the hell do you know about syria i mean but they would just go
and go right and it
was and it you know that was a fun show because red eye was a show that was on
at 3 a.m yes and
nobody really watched it and nothing you said would get recorded like it would
there would be no clips
or anything so you could kind of just go wild for a while for a while so comedians
like me who had no
knowledge or background knowledge on anything got to and i would wear like a
jacket so you wouldn't
know i guess it would say comedian under me but not always and i used to just
go on that and just say
whatever i wanted to and i'd be sitting next to john bolton
and they didn't pay you they would just give you a card wherever you were going
and i would just come on and say whatever the hell i wanted and in a news
studio
yeah so that was like a funny but that's when i met a lot of those five and by
the way they're
all fun people oh yeah they're all fun people i think there's a business in
being a fembot and
i don't begrudge them like i don't begrudge uh bodybuilders who are on
instagram right you know i mean
like right you know this is my new ab set yeah we'll take guys through this i
don't right i don't
begrudge them guys either you know i just think there's businesses yeah and we
have to recognize
that the look a lot of people who are really right wing like women and they
like hot blonde women
with big tits who really are not into immigration they don't like immigration
they hate immigration
but there's like a fucking market for them it's huge i mean tommy laren yeah i
mean it started i
guess with ann coulter lauren southern lauren southern they have a lot of there's
a bunch of
new ones now attractive women that are yeah i don't follow as closely because
it starts to feel like
you're in a loop yes starts to feel like with the news that you're in a loop
well the best one
in my opinion is candace owens because candace yeah yeah because they bring her
into these
conversations and they underestimate her you know i've seen that they did a
great thing and i forget
who did it but it was her and killer mike it was a it was a uh a panel that
maybe p diddy
sponsored or something and it was a a a panel with thought leaders in the black
community and she was
on it killer mike was on it it was a real and uh one of the girls from black
lives matter it was a
really interesting conversation candace very smart oh she's very smart i don't
agree with her on some
of the things she says but she's very intelligent here it is yeah killer mike
adds context to ti okay
this owens revolt sem uh summit yeah diddy was i think in the front row just i'm
gonna get accused
of being a racist you know what do you mean you can't can't tell the difference
yeah um and then
candace was also on something recently where some white woman was a professor
accused her of saying
something racist and she shut that lady down so hard yeah because like she was
saying she was laughing at
something and the woman said the woman tried to check her and shame her for
what she was laughing
at and she's like no no i'm laughing at you wow i'm laughing at what you're
saying you should yeah
we can't play it right no we couldn't play it if we play it we'll we'll get
pulled
off of youtube but it's uh it's she shut her down and there was also that uh
that asian congressman
he tried some stupid on her too she shut him down shut him down well he tried
to take her out of
context in front of her like she was going to defend herself well it's also
interesting about
people like candace owens and people they just live in a battleground oh yeah
she likes to go to war
everything's they wake up knuckles up they get on twitter like i could never
live like that i'm
she gets out of bed like nate is she's ready to i could never like to me to get
up every day and go
who do i gotta wreck right i just couldn't do it but she's all you meet her in
real life she's like
she's a nice lady yeah i'm sure a lot of them are but they're like you mean
aunt coulter they're all
very nice and then but they're always you know they're just ready they they're
they live in the
combat zone but look we're talking about her and more than a million people are
going to hear this
right so that she's doing the right thing she is yeah like and that and that's
a business just
like you talking about megan mccain right it's kind of a business right you you
never talk a
about you're pretending to be pretending to be her i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm stealing
her essence
oh i heard that before that's kind of what i'm doing and um when did she how
long and did she
block you did you pay attention you know every day i didn't check every day but
i think it was
somewhere after the first video which was you know a really really fun one and
she didn't like that
the thing now i'm nervous about is with all the new youtube rules can they just
decide to get rid of
my account for or to just say it's not commercially viable you don't have a
real problem with that
because you're making fun of someone on the right interesting but i do make fun
of people on the
left i mean i yeah i did a video i pretended to be the agent of the climate
girl greta thunberg and
because i'm like you know i pretended to be like david hogg's agent you could
absolutely play it play
that play that play that absolutely it's on instagram it's on uh it's on my
youtube channel and it's it's
i'm sure it's on instagram but i don't know if it's igtv or whatever but so i i
because i want to
with everybody yeah so i was like this girl greta thunberg let's be honest she
has some good points
but a little it's a little creepy it's a little creepy well she's like how old
is she she's too
young for me to say that about is she like 14 yes she could be 52 though yes it's
creepy like i turned
on my tv and she was like how dare you and i'm like well why are we starting
there but there's something
about her face too it's like so it's almost like i know did you hear the story
i think she has a thing
potentially there was a couple that uh adopted a child from russia and they
thought that the child
was uh a little kid and it turned out she might have been 30 they don't know
how old she was she
tried to kill them she scared them it was a horror movie these are the best
stories they thought they're
adopting a little kid like a little six-year-old that's a 30 year old with some
sort of a metabolic
disease yeah well that serves you right for trying to be a do-gooder you know
they'll never do
anything again for anybody they'll never do one thing like the husband will try
to bring it up
she's like fuck you herman fuck you you almost got me killed by that midget i
mean the idea that there
are midgets dressing up as children and trying to burrow into family so that
they can wake up in the
middle of the night and kill them yeah is truly the funniest thing that has
happened in in recent
memory i don't think she's technically a midget i think she's something else
well she okay whatever she
was she has like a growth disorder that keeps her like looking like a small
child did you
see there was a video recently where it looked like a kid was getting thrown
off a bus i don't know
yes yes yes and it was just a was it a it was a like a little person he was
just thrown off a
bus but it was it was it was a scam like so was it fake yeah yeah we got ari
and i both got duped
i got duped because my friend texted me they go there's a pedophile midget that
just got thrown off
a bus it is hilarious it is the funniest thing ever when when they unzips the
hood and you see this like
grown-up face there's a woman who looks like what the fuck she does i don't
think they were in on it
no i don't think they knew the people on the outside yes i think the guy threw
that
guy off the bus and that was the scam yeah and then the dude who was this the
little person in the
hoodie he was in the scam and they were on the scam but i don't think the
people on the street were in
on it so now what happens when the when the when the when these these little
people wake up and they're
like activated they're like i'm gonna kill the family how do they try to kill
them well this lady
she was threatening she was threatening to kill the family and they were really
worried that she was going to do
that she was going to poison them or something like that i think that's what it
was it's scary stuff
it's a horror movie because you know you got to think who knows what kind of
abuse this little
kid had gone through well actually a 30 year old as as a little kid through in
russia you know and
all these foster homes and foster care and you know 