Name: JRE - 10 Years in Review
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE - 10 Years in Review' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-01-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE - 10 Years in Review' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-01-01. Transcript available.

JRE - 10 Years in Review

Hello, freak bitches.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
How'd the pedophiles get in control of AI?
Well, the pedophiles...
Come here, come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Say hi to people.
Hi.
That, ladies and gentlemen, is the sweetest dog in the world.
Seriously.
You've been asking for him to be on the show forever. He'll do the rounds. He'll
go to you.
"Hi, what are you doing in here?" Everybody for years. I had a whole series on
my Instagram page of people doing the okay sign.
Of course.
Including me back when I had earrings.
Yeah.
News radio days.
And the other thing is, we're at a point now where it's more easy to give the
finger to someone than to say okay.
Yeah, because you blur the finger out and nobody cares.
Yeah.
But if you do that, like, "Oh, what is he doing? What is he doing? He's
touching his fingers!"
You can't even do like you're holding a joint because that's like a white power
joint. Like, if you're like doing that, like a roach, that's bad. That's bad.
How do you- you have to use a roach clip? No. It's a ploy by the roach clip
industry.
She was drunk and I was just trying to avoid her. I was just trying to avoid
her. I was just trying to avoid her. And she goes to me, "You think you're all
fear factor?"
"You think you're all fear factor?"
"You think you're all fear factor?"
"You think you're all fear factor?"
"You think you're all fear factor?"
"You think you're all fear factor?"
Listen, bro. I feel what you're saying. And I was only fucking around. I was
filling some dead space where we're trying to recalibrate our reality due to
your circumstances and your story being paradigm shifting.
Joe, you're so fucked up, man.
I'm not that fucked up. Listen, I want to tell you, Matt.
Matt, I'm giving you a shout out. I love you. We love each other. We love each
other.
Oh, no gay stuff. This is a late night podcast. There's a lot of dudes that are
listening to this in the shower.
Matt Ruskin, I didn't do this to be mean. I just did this because that's my
nature. I am the scorpion. You are the frog. This is how shit goes down.
Have you ever watched a rodeo and felt sorry for the bulls?
What's that?
Nothing.
So originally taurine was extracted that way, but it is an ingredient in bull
semen.
Okay.
So the taurine in Red Bull probably doesn't come from bull semen, but taurine
is in bull semen. Okay.
So Hitler was getting his taurine right from the tap.
From the source.
Do you think he just sucked the bull's dick?
The Fuhrer, the best way is to suck upon it.
Suck the dick?
You get it from the tap when it is fresh and it's 700% more potent.
The Fuhrer just gets down there.
They hold the bull back with straps and buckles.
It's kicking.
And Hitler gets his sloppy Nazi mouth right over that fat bull hog.
And that is apparently the origin of that upper lip mustache.
The upper lip mustache was to catch all the succulent drops when he's choking
on Jay Z.
The flavor savor.
And that giant bull dick is pummeling the back of his throat and fills it up.
When he comes out of his nose, because a lot of the jizz comes out of his nose,
that's just enough mustache to catch the jizz.
So that's why he had that mustache.
A lot of people don't know.
Imagine if women had dicks and men had pussies and we were just really into big
dicks.
That's just as possible.
That's entirely possible.
Isn't it entirely possible that all these futurists, all these technological
innovators, they all see the same end game?
But isn't it entirely possible?
I mean, like, I mean, it's entirely possible.
I think it's entirely possible that Clintons are murderers.
I think it's entirely possible.
And people like John Anthony West and yourself and some other folks like Graham
Hancock are proposing that it's entirely possible that there were many
different eras of construction in Egypt.
And it's entirely possible.
And I think it's entirely possible that Lee Harvey Oswald.
Well, you can't be good at everything.
Yeah.
That's a fact.
It's not possible.
If you had a magic wand and someone said you could do whatever you want to fix
this, what would you do?
You know, like if you were the king of the world, said, Ed, what are we going
to do?
Let's say you become president.
You're going to become president?
What do you think?
I think we got a shot.
Got a shot.
All right.
What do you do?
So fascinating.
Yeah.
I've always thought that was fascinating.
It really is fascinating.
That's fascinating.
There's actually a documentary, a fascinating documentary.
This stuff is so unbelievably fascinating.
It's like I look at things that are fascinating to me.
Absolutely fascinating.
Roosevelt.
Fascinating.
I'm fascinated by wolves.
I'm so fascinated by animals.
So fascinated.
That is a fascinating book.
Alaska is a fascinating place.
The mind is a fascinating solution.
That's fascinating.
That's fascinating.
It's really fascinating, man.
Prison doesn't begin and end at the gate.
Prison is in the mind.
It's locked in one world that's dead and dying, or it's open to a world that's
free and alive.
Hold on.
This guy sounds like me.
Yeah.
That didn't sound that crazy.
Dude should have a podcast.
Well, do you know the story of Fritz Haber, right?
Yes.
You know, that's one of the really cool things.
This Dan Carlin thing on the history of the Mongols.
The risk of repeating myself over and over again, which I do all the time.
But when you eat marijuana, it's processed by your liver and it produces
something called 11 hydroxy metabolite.
A smell is a weird thing, man.
It's really weird that we all accept that there's some invisible shit that we
can take in with a hole in our face.
And what I say is the fart theory, and the fart theory is if someone farted and
you couldn't smell it, you'd have no idea that there's something around you.
It's totally, completely invisible.
But if someone farts, you'd fucking smell it.
But if you didn't have a nose, you'd be just sitting in someone's stench.
How do we not know that there aren't an infinite amount of things that we just
can't detect?
I have a theory on that.
It's called the fart principle.
I have no understanding of how that principle could relate to this, but I'm all
ears.
Well, this is why.
This is a bad example.
This is a bad example, but it's not a bad one.
If you fart and you didn't have a nose, no one would know.
If we didn't have a sense of smell.
If we didn't have a sense of smell, we could still get along in this life.
No, I agree.
If there was a way to visually see if food was rotten.
It's not an individual hallucination.
They're all seeing it.
But what I'm saying is it's entirely possible that there's multiple dimensions
or multiple things that we can't perceive that we haven't, we don't have the
senses for.
No, I kind of-
Pull this thing right up like a fist from your face.
There we go.
I always do battle ropes.
Should you take a look at how you-
Pull this microphone up to your face.
Keep it about a fist from your face.
Alright.
That's basically what I do.
Try to keep this like a fist from your face.
Pull this microphone like a fist from your face.
There we go.
Grab this mic and keep it like a fist from your face.
That's a good reference point.
This is good.
Perfect.
One.
Boom.
And we're live.
Saddle on up to that microphone, young lady.
Especially the comics where they go and they get that sitcom.
Grab that microphone.
Oh, sorry buddy.
Universal basic income.
This is what this is all about.
Yes.
Yeah, that's what my campaign for president is all about.
It's Springfield, Missouri.
Pull- talk in the microphone.
It's in Springfield, Missouri.
I read The God Delusion in preparation for this.
Can you pull that microphone right up to your face?
Just get it about a fist away from your face.
You don't have to move.
Okay.
Psychedelics give me hope.
For real.
Not joking.
It sounds ridiculous because people associate psychedelics with non-realistic
things.
With hallucinations.
They don't look at it the way I look at it.
I'm waiting with, okay, do I try it or do I not?
If you wanted to do something, what I would recommend is going to Peru and
doing like an ayahuasca retreat.
Do one of those.
After you recommended for me to do ayahuasca, I'm sitting at the table one time,
Joe.
And people are like, well, why are you down here?
You know?
I'm like, oh, well, a good friend of mine had suggested to go.
And I had mentioned your name and they're like, but Joe, Joe's never done ayahuasca.
And this is before my first drink.
And I'm thinking, what the hell?
I just took advice.
I'm all the way in the Amazon.
I'm like, Amber, you should go to Mars.
Yeah.
Like what?
NN dimethyltryptamine, which is the active ingredient in ayahuasca.
Have you done that?
Alex, have you ever done DMT?
No.
Do you want to?
You've done regular DMT too, right?
Yes.
Does the experience mirror taking synthetic 5-MeO DMT?
Have you ever had psychedelic experiences?
I had a crazy dream last night that was, I had DMT trip in my dream.
So if you just fed DMT synthesized to sheep, it wouldn't be toxic.
What I'm going to tell you about is your brain produces a chemical while you're
sleeping.
But I'm going to tell you something and I'm going to be honest about it.
You actually are the one that turned me onto it, the DMT.
The story of Moses and the burning bush to the acacia bush and the acacia tree,
which is rich in DMT.
You know, once I did, I wanted to do it again and again and again.
And they said, you shouldn't do it too much.
I don't think you should listen to the people who say you shouldn't do it too
much.
I think you should do it as much as you want.
That's what I agree with too.
Yeah.
I agree.
You could handle it.
So my whole life since I was about, my first memories were every night was a DMT
trip.
So I basically, I don't want this to sound arrogant, it's not.
I've seen everything.
Listen, we all know about Jerry Epstein, okay?
I don't know about Jerry Epstein.
That was the Lolita Express.
Just Google that.
What is that?
Bill Clinton was like on 20 flights.
First it was seven.
Oh, that's right.
So this pedophile island that has a temple in it.
And then he was also flying to this Middle Eastern country with this sheik that's
admitted
pedophile with multi-million dollar checks and Bill Clinton on the plane.
And Bill Clinton's a known sexual predator.
Okay?
So all this stuff's going on.
And so they start bringing up lawsuits against Donald Trump with Jane Doe's
claiming he'd
been with Epstein, even though there's no proof in the law.
Because they make you log even on private jets.
None of it was ever true.
So this is this place, Bohemian Grove.
And the idea was that all the elites would go there and they would engage in
these occult rituals.
This is in America?
Yeah.
There is.
There does seem to be, amongst the American ruling elites, there does seem to
be a proclivity
for ritual.
So Alex films these people worshiping Moloch the Owl God.
There's a photo of it there.
Yeah, it is.
This is real.
Yeah.
I mean, they really do have a giant owl and they really do burn some sort of a
sacrifice
in front of this owl.
This is real.
This isn't.
Like you hear things like that.
Like, well, that's nonsense, right?
Because, you know, we went in separately to, to, um, cause Alex got it into his
head that
maybe I was part of the Bohemian Grove plot.
Oh, you're like deep, deep inside.
Yeah.
Like the wicked man that I was like luring him in saying he would be the one
sacrificed
in the belly of the owl.
Oh no.
Um, so he went in separately to me, he went in for the undergrowth.
But when you see that video, you have to go, okay, what is this?
It's been in the newspaper that the cell towers are being used for mind control.
That sounds like a schizophrenic.
The significance of the research he explained is that although the cell phone
power is low,
electromagnetic radiation can nevertheless have an effect on mental behavior
when transmitting
at the proper frequency.
What is this article, Jamie?
Scientif