Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1433 - Michael Yo
Uploaded: 2020-02-27T20:00:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1433 - Michael Yo' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-02-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1433 - Michael Yo' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-02-27. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1433 - Michael Yo

two one michael yo i'm going on a big tour i know i'm so excited for you bro i'm
not missing
shit no you're wondering if i'm missing podcasts i only go on the weekends oh
you don't go during
the week never never i don't like to why not because i have a family i like to
be home that's
what's up right there yeah i mean when you can do miss it when you can do what
you want to do and
be like i'm gonna be gone friday and saturday and be back by sunday yeah that's
the way to do it man
i i've never done the touring thing like kreischer and a lot of those people
they go out for like a
month that i get sad i feel bad i don't like it i have kids well i i got two
too and now i have a
baby girl yeah you want to be home dude and my baby girl yeah she looks at me
like my son never looked
at me before oh it's a different thing right i don't know because i don't have
sons but everybody
that has both says whoa the the girls are just so loving and sweet and the sons
are just trying to
light shit on fire yeah it's so true it's such and they don't love the they don't
love the fathers
like my son could care less about me that's hilarious it's so true like he
loves my uh wife like hand i
mean side by side all the time really but already my daughter just at three
months old my wife will
hold her and she'll keep crying and as soon as i grab her oh she's i mean it's
amazing you guys don't
start getting competitive about that sometimes people get oh i'm a competitive
father but i'm
not gonna like compete against your wife oh no no like yeah look at this the
girl likes me more
how weird maybe you're just uh not really uh a good mom yeah i don't know i don't
know no what's your
tour where are you going like everywhere bro i'll tell you where i'm going yeah
because i don't even
know where i'm going honestly i have to read it off i'm going to starting off
in des moines iowa because
someone's got to yeah i do that because my friend john dudley lives there so i'm
like i'll come visit
you i'll do a gig out there like legitimately i love that you know he lives in
iowa you know who
does that bill burr he loves football so much this is what i heard from some
clubs is he loves college
football so much he'll schedule game i mean uh tour dates around big games so
he can be in the city
already oh yeah he does that that's genius man well burr is a savage and he's
also a man who does what
he wants yes you know he's a self-made man yes michael yo and then i'm going to
pittsburgh love
pittsburgh louisville raleigh north carolina charlotte north carolina las vegas
whoa fort lauderdale
tampa and orlando i do florida like once every three years and every time i do
florida i come back and
i go goddamn florida you don't like crazy place i do i love it i'm about to say
that's crazy they're
crazy they're barely americans barely americans and i say this with love my
sister lives there
well there's a lot of rednecks in tampa too they're animals no disrespect i
love tampa yeah i'm going to
where else am i going uh tampa orlando oh there's fort lauderdale tampa orlando
philadelphia lincoln
nebraska i've never been to lincoln nebraska are you doing the hard rock in
fort lauderdale
are you doing the um big arena i'm doing an arena okay yeah i've done the hard
rock though it's great
yeah they they opened up a new the hard rock just opened up they have the
guitar now
this whole new they changed the whole yeah they changed the whole hotel to a
guitar a glass guitar
what it's the first oh you got to show the picture it's insane so they changed
the whole thing
and uh they have like a uh like a 8 000 seater now 10 000 seater really in
their fort lauderdale
yeah fort lauderdale it's a great gig fort lauderdale's a lot of fun oh a lot
of fun and
then i'm doing nebraska i've never been in nebraska in my life i don't think i'm
doing lincoln nebraska
crazy my uh my wife's father look at that yeah wow they built a giant guitar
all glad that's the
hotel rooms designed to resemble back-to-back guitars well there you go i've
never been to oklahoma
either i don't think and i'm doing tulsa oklahoma i'm doing uh master square
garden
and new york mother city then i'm doing the boston garden the next week and
then i'm doing la i'm
doing the forum and then i'm doing milwaukee and then i'm doing wichita kansas
come on kids and then
fresno california to wrap this up are you doing any more dates with dave chapelle
because i know you
got one coming up we have two two yeah we have two we got one in new orleans
and one in uh it's not on
there no no that's all but you got one one in new orleans and one in uh is it
denver nashville
nashville yeah i think i'm gonna go to the nashville come on down michael yeah
my my we have tons of
friends and i love nashville nashville's a great fucking city i mean do you
ever want to not live
here yes all the time where would you move i moved to denver i think denver's a
great town
yeah nashville or denver for me yeah when i think about it i think about a
couple places i think a
salt lake city like uh like park city like that area i think of that just but
that would never live
there full time just because my family likes skiing i think of montana i think
of bozeman montana i love
bozeman yeah just because the mountains and the beauty do you ski though i do
but reluctantly yeah
i only ski because they like it it'll mess up your knees man i up my knee this
that's what i'm saying
some and it wasn't even my fault man this lady slid she was a newbie and she
didn't know what the
she was doing and she was she was trying to put her on she slid right into the
trail
right when i was coming around this corner i'm like god damn it and i knew if i
hit her she was a goner
yeah that was gonna get broken up i almost so i went around her and i wiped out
and i got a fracture
of my shin actually really yeah i've got something called an insufficiency
fracture it's like where
your my shin bone hits my cartilage it's fairly lucky really because it just
requires like six to
eight weeks of doing not much so no running for me i've just been hiking with
my dog and i lift weights
it's not you know it lets me know every now and then like hey face settle down
but i've been doing yoga
but doing a lot of my normal stuff i can't kick the bag but it's not bad it's
not bad as injuries go
it'll heal up i skied once and i almost took out four kids oh jesus yeah like
literally would have
killed those kids i couldn't stop i couldn't stop oh no you're a big guy and i'm
a big guy so i was
going at these four kids and their parents were screaming stop oh my god and i
just wound it up like
rolling down the hill oh my god and so i was like all right i'm done like i don't
ever need to ski
again because the key is to stay on those green ones stay on the easy bit i was
on an easy one
the easy baby ones are so much better my kids my 11 year old's a psycho she's
like i want to do double
black diamond she does all the black ones all the black diamonds those are so
hard man they're so but
when you're like she's probably like 80 pounds i guess yeah it's not that bad
you fall like nothing
happens they bounce right back up but you're also so low to the ground and you're
made out of rubber
back then they're all they're all like flexible and when you're old bro you but
you hit the ground
your back's like what it really bothered me was my head when i wiped i went
around the corner um i went
to try to get away from this lady i tried to turn around her and my skis went
up and when i went down
i hit my head pretty hard and i had a helmet on for sure but still even with
the helmet on your my bell
got wrong like i was dizzy and i was a little confused and disoriented for like
the rest of the
day i definitely got rocked like if it was a fight i would have the doctor like
checking my eyes with a
flashlight do you have you gotten concussions before oh yeah okay okay oh but
then but when we got them
it wasn't a big deal they're like oh go ahead go back in i've probably been hit
in the head a thousand
times like i don't even know how many times i've been hit in the head from all
the days of sparring and
fighting and i don't know how many times it's been a lot but that was a big one
like recent i haven't
had a recent head injury like a recent bang of the head that's called success
you don't need to get
you don't need to get hit in the head plan ahead yeah i mean i'm okay
everything's fine but it's um
head injuries are very touch and go man very touch and go i still want to get
checked out because i got
knocked out in a in football practice and this was in college at the university
of arkansas and i played
outside linebacker and a guard pulled and hit me right here in the temple i i
was out i woke up in
like i see you and i still get headaches i've always gotten headaches all my
life but you know i watch
different programs i go they go hey are you having headaches maybe you should
go in to see a doctor and
i'm like you know what maybe i should get another mri you know what's really
crazy how many years people
have been alive people have been alive i mean we've been human beings have been
around for a quarter
million more or more years or depending upon who you ask and how long have they
really known about
chronic traumatic encephalopathy is that how you say it encephalopathy how do
you say it yeah
movie concussion wasn't that the guy that like discovered it well or i don't
know if he's the one that
brought it to life he brought it to life yeah and he was the one who's uh i
mean explaining how all of
these football players have it you know what's really interesting i saw an
article about him that
was kind of shitting on him lately encephalopathy that's it chronic traumatic
encephalopathy
neurodegenerative disease caused by repeated head injuries
fucking a man my parents threw me in football when i was like eight years old
so i was taking hits look at
this symptoms may include behavioral problems got that mood problems got that
problems with thinking
definitely got that symptoms typically do not begin until years after the
injuries check
ct often gets worse over time and can result in dementia
why why is the guy getting shitted on you said oh there was an article recently
that was saying
that um he is profiting off it's most likely someone trying to discredit like
have you noticed all the
negative uh bernie sanders ads that are articles that have been written lately
like really crazy ones
like saying uh calling him a climate change denialist which is 100 is not true
yeah you know there's so
many look here it is from scientist to salesman how uh bennett omalu doctor of
concussion fame built a
career on distorted science yeah i don't know if what they're doing it's a washington
post which is
another one that they there are also the ones that ran that thing on bernie
with climate change denial
god damn it media anytime there's so much horse going on in the news i can't
watch it anymore it's
it's just reading it and watching it it's like so much of it is biased and
distorted and they're trying to
paint a perception of someone instead of just just laying out the facts in an
objective way
it's just so much of that going on now it's just i i feel like it's a very
unfortunate case but i feel
like one of the things that's happened is because of uh subscription models for
newspapers things like
washington post new york times they have to be outrageous like sometimes in my
google news feed i'll
get a story and i'll click on it and then it'll say to subscribe go here oh
well you
because so they got me to click on it with the clickbaity and i bet you know
one out of a hundred
or whatever will follow through and give them the credit card information and
subscribe but they're
they're almost starving to death someone told me that the new york times only
survives because of their
podcast now oh it's the daily yeah the daily is i i used to listen to it a lot
but uh it's a thing where i i think
news when we