Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1450 - Brian Redban
Uploaded: 2020-03-31T19:00:10.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1450 - Brian Redban' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-03-31. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1450 - Brian Redban

yee-haw how you hanging in there fella great man i think these things are gonna
annoy a lot of
people if you're listening we're wearing aluminum foil we're wearing space
suits yeah god they're
so crunchy there's not many left for me to get this is the this is yeah this is
my favorite one
i like the orange one for some strange reason the white one just seems like i'm
a cleanup person
you know like you're doing some nasa cleanup like there's alien bodies you're
trying to get rid of
but this feels like we're about to do something special yeah but we're
protected yeah i just hope
it doesn't start making us sweat and we lose like 100 pounds well this is the
same that's on the
outside of the lunar module and land even that cheap looking aluminum foil oh
yeah looks like it was
stuck on there with gum heat shield yeah the heat shield shield whatever it is
yeah whatever that
fake stuff is or the alien you ever see the alien where he had to put that big
sheet that was made
out of this material at the very end you ever see that movie was a predator or
alien no no the alien the
one with matt damon and he's like lost in space the martian the martian oh yeah
these are well they have
these for people that get like lost hiking like their blankets they'll keep you
alive you won't be cozy
but they'll keep you alive they're like these real thin aluminum foil looking
blankets yeah
i guess they just retain heat pretty good right pretty good you know like you're
not getting a good
night's sleep but you might stay alive yeah how are you holding up i'm all
right yeah yeah you know um
look there's people that got it rough the people that got it rough are number
one medical workers
anybody you know much love to anybody that's working in hospitals right now
doctors nurses everybody
interns everybody everybody people working the desk god damn you guys have it
rough you know those are the
people number one number two ha any anybody in the hospitality industry people
serving food uh
restaurants grocery store workers jesus yeah they have it rough but they have
jobs you know it's rough
but their jobs are still open the the thing that drives me crazy is there's so
many restaurants
where these people you know employed 50 60 people and you know restaurants are
hard it's hard to stay open
when things are great you know restaurants are a but what is it's one of the
number one businesses that
fails like that what is the see if you could find the statistic but it's
something crazy like 70
of all restaurants fail within the first year because this hot imagine running
a restaurant especially
what kind like a chicken restaurant like everyone's has chicken remember that
great restaurant that was
right next to the ice house we used to go there all the time yeah it's gone now
we got it raw there
oh it was good and the place that just replaced it just closed down look at
this they have a high
failure rate but knowing why can help the prospective owners around 60 of new
restaurants fail within
the first year and nearly 80 shutter before their fifth anniversary wow 80 in
five years
so if you get a restaurant like dantana's that's been open since like the 60s
or something like when
you ever eat at dantana's jamie have you ever eaten that you don't know where dantana's
is oh my god
dude we need to do a dinner at dantana's anytime a post-store dinner at dantana's
because dantana's is
open the kitchen's open till like midnight it's phenomenal some of the best
italian food in all of la
wow and it's on santa monica boulevard like on the border of boystown wow it's
next to the troubadour
right hey yeah the troubadour where i saw uh i saw everlast recently and sturgill
sturgill
sinson played the troubadour too troubadour's dope i hope everlast is doing
okay with his daughter his
daughter has he's being real smart staying the away from everybody and they're
holed up and everybody's
healthy last i spoke to him yeah there it is dantana's bro that place is the
shit they have phenomenal pasta they have excellent steaks it's a really good
old school restaurant
that you go in there like it looks like they haven't done to that place since
1970 everything's
perfect like that that's what it looks like inside i have seen oh it's amazing
dude it's so good it's so
good i love that old school italian look you know with like the red tablecloth
i ate there with uh
suzanne suzanne and i went to see uh sturgill and then afterwards we ate at dantana
so i was like
dude i feel like we're real hollywood she got hold up you know some suzanne
from honey honey she got
holed up in north carolina oh gosh yeah you know her folks are down there so
she went down there and
she's holed up i know so many people are hope um nick swartzen he's holed up in
uh michigan
you know or minnesota rather where he's from you know one of them m words right
one of them cold
places yeah my friend david uh yeah he's minnesota kill tony he was stuck in
new york and he got out
like the day before they just banned it like all travel out of new york but now
no hanging out with
david for a little bit yeah right give him 14 days hey man gotta take your
temperature jamie's got
somebody in his building yep got an email yesterday i was gonna say they have
uh checkpoints they're showing
videos of in florida blocking people coming in from like new york yeah so many
people flew down there
to bail and they brought that down there yeah there i was reading an article i
think it was in the
atlantic about people who are on the cape like cape cod in boston and they're
mad that uh people who own
summer houses out there are going to stay in their summer house like hey you
this is where we live
don't bring your cooties over here yeah but they live there too man they just
they own two houses they still own the house you know just if you own two how
like how does that work
you know like people want their isolation right because they live in their town
but if somebody bought that house this is still america that's their house yeah
i get it you don't
want a bunch of people coughing around you but they don't want a bunch of
people coughing around them
either which is why they went to the cape in the first place you know just
everyone's scared burbank had
like two cases and then yesterday just a retirement home right next to my house
uh somebody got it and
gave it just like 17 people so we just went up with like a ton in burbank oh it
just makes me wonder
like any of those people went to my grocery store because now i'm thinking
about that now i'm like
overthinking like i got to the overthink where like now i'm thinking about postmates
i postmate so much
what if the driver sneezes on my food or amazon box like the cardboard box what
if the yeah you got to
think if you postmate that guy's going all over the place right they have to
yeah they have to and i
doubt postmates is giving them like spray and gloves and all that this is like
the craziest way to try
to stop something from spreading in massive cities where everybody travels
where everybody's connected
to everybody so even when you have everybody on lockdown it just it's like you
got fingers in the dike
you know like trying to hold up the holes in the dam but water's still squirting
through for sure
it's not like you open up the whole damn right but you got to think of all the
different people
that have to work just hospital workers them alone man they have to work the
other thing i was reading
the atlantic is another i've been reading the atlantic lately apparently uh
another another article was
they were talking about these doctors that can't even test people they can't
use the test on them
unless they meet certain criteria and the doctor was like he said when these
people come they have a
fever they're they're coughing and if they didn't have coronavirus before they
got here they probably do
now i was like oh my god jesus christ and we're not even to the supposedly the
middle part of all this
yeah and it's also um like whose fault is it is it anybody's fault it seems
like no one
has any idea what's going on and to blame anybody definitely bad decisions were
made whoever ate the first
bat aussie whoever did it bats for a long time man they're just like the bg's
down there trying to
stay alive i was reading the article about they said the lady who was patient
zero that got it first
she thinks she got it from being in a uh stall next to it somehow she didn't
say she ate like a bat
she was in that market and like she was selling something else in there and
like being near it oh man
she's breathing bat air all day 20 other people got up to around her or
something oh that's what the
reaction i read yesterday i don't know how true that was but that's what she
weeks like is there
any reason for a bat to be a species still like can't we just wipe out bats
well they were talking
about doing that with mosquitoes but when you play god with an ecosystem you
don't know what the
unintended consequences are there's some good examples of that like you can't
just do that like
even bringing a new species to a place where there's you know it seems like the
species is going to be
fine has disastrous results most of the time but does it's not a part of the
system like it's weird man
like systems they they're they exist in nature and there's like all these
strengths and weaknesses
that balance each other out these animals that eat other animals and those
animals animals eat certain
plants and those certain plants they those plants out and helps fertilize other
plants and
they got it down they know what they're doing and you throw a buffalo into that
and everybody's like
like everything gets up i mean that's that's what happened to australia you
know australia and new
zealand are both crazy examples of that australia in particular because so many
people live there
i mean as many almost as many people as live in la live in australia which
doesn't seem like a lot
isn't australia like they're not letting anyone leave then yeah i think they
gotta i don't know is
that true i thought i read that they were probably should yeah but anyway australia
has wild cats like
house cats that they put out to kill some other thing that they put out to to
live over they did
a bunch of stupid like that like they have all these animals just roaming
around they have to kill
them they have to chase them down and kill them all these deer and all these
different uh stags and
these different animals they sometimes they have to do with helicopters they
fly over and just gun them
down because they don't have any predators so these things just get to these
preposterous proportions
look at japanese beetles you know they came from japan and they they up our
country
what every seven years they come in town and just you guys ever have beetles in
la i don't know like
where you have to get those beetle bags well they get those bark beetles that
up big bear
yeah those you know those bark beetles they kill a certain large number of
those trees and because
we're scared of fire for good reasons we never let fires happen so those trees
in nature they're
supposed to burn down and it's supposed to like then everything's supposed to
recover and the burn
actually helps the trees grow you know again it's a system right that's been in
place for a million
years but we're we're like we're better than this we're smarter we know what we're
gonna do
we're just gonna yeah some beetles got over there on a boat who gives a shit
some plants got in someone's boot the seeds were in the cracks of someone's
boot and wound up in the
forest and this new invasive species crops up and chokes out all the native
plants it happens all the time
what's that stuff that's in the south we talked about at one time it covers
everything some crazy
growth that uh i believe it's from asia originally and it made it down someone
was explaining it to me
and i remember i was blown away because i'd never never heard about it like a
mold like an u