Name: JRE MMA Show #94 with Brendan Schaub
Uploaded: 2020-04-10T19:00:08.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE MMA Show #94 with Brendan Schaub' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE MMA Show #94 with Brendan Schaub' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-10. Transcript available.

JRE MMA Show #94 with Brendan Schaub

quarantine baby how you holding up getting through man you weirded out or
just accepting it i'm accepting it and i'm trying to stay positive i send you
guys all the positive stats i get well i know several people that have
gotten it and gotten over it the worst was michael yo and i need to confirm
this with michael but i'm pretty sure michael had a cold and then caught the
corona and then got pneumonia jesus christ he got it real bad he's bad he
got it real bad he was hospitalized for a week his post choked me up she's
instagram yes yes and you see him coughing while he's doing it yeah he's such a
good guy he's the nicest guy he's the nicest guy if we lost him that'd be
fucking that'd be a shame devastating um i know people that have gotten it
gotten over it not not much of a problem you know and they they just felt like
shit for a couple days then they're fine but that's the majority of people joe
majority i know people get upset when i say that it's true though it's true
though those are the numbers majority of the people get it and they're fine
yeah
what i'm hoping is they come up with with a legitimate treatment where it's
like
this is confirmed that if you take hydroxychloroquine you know with
z-pack if they say something like that this is confirmed if they say we got it
covered folks we no longer have to worry about people dying of coronavirus we
just
catch it real early sort of like tamiflu or some other things that look staff
used to fucking kill the shit out of people tons you know killed a lot of
people infections killed a lot of fucking people now they give you antibiotics
i mean
imagine if jujitsu killed people imagine if you went to the gym and you got
staff and
you died how many fucking people would train i wouldn't train no one train you'd
be so
terrified of staff right well that's how we are right now with this coronavirus
we're worried
because we don't have like a rock solid legitimate treatment or a vaccine but
that hydrochloridine
whatever the hell it is z-pack supposed to supposed to work the trials that
they've seen right yeah
well for some people you know that's what they call anecdotal evidence it's not
a hundred percent
proven clinical trial peer-reviewed where they can say hey we had 160 people
that were coronavirus
positive we put them on this hydroxychloroquine it takes a lot of time it takes
a lot of time we
don't have time right but the guy there's a few doctors in new york that have
implemented it and
some some very positive results according to them now is that that enough to
you know to say hey
we're good i don't know i don't think so i think what's funny is in our group
of friends you have
some who are they won't step a foot outside their house they have some who are
kind of in the middle
they have some who are super lucy goosey you know it's just like it's just like
a rolodex the real
problem is with people who are are compromised old people you know people whose
immune system is
already fragile and now the thing is if you or i got it we'd be fine hopefully
but then what if you
gave it to your grandma you know don't go around your grandma dumbass don't go
around your grandma this
is the real the i think the real way to handle this moving forward is probably
going to be something
along the lines of make sure that old people aren't exposed make sure that high-risk
people are not
exposed and make sure that you don't expose yourself to them if you have it
correct and then get your
ass back to work yeah and hopefully there's some sort of sort of a treatment
but get your ass back
to work is really important hell yeah it is so many businesses are going under
i don't think we've
seen anything like this it's scary man ever and and i don't think ever in the
history of america
there's been a thing where everything just like instantly shut down no one
works no one does anything
everyone stays home when and how long are we going to do it for though right i
think they're saying
the end of may now really california that's what i've heard california the the
governor's kind of a
pussy and he's he was talking about you know this we might go on it might be
like this for a year
you know so did he say that yeah he said that so again he's a giant but when
you hear trump he was
talking to some reporter that asked a question and he said i'm thinking you
know we're not far
off from after easter open things back up yeah look if people it's so tough it's
so tricky it's so
tough like look if it's just us in this room i am not that worried because i
take a lot of vitamins
i'm in the sauna every day i have a very strong immune system you're fit i take
probiotics when you
walked in i said i will lick your face right now i said what are we doing
hugging what are we doing
i said i will lick your face joe i'm not scared of shit i'm healthy as hell
yeah but that's the
difference between someone who's actively taking care of their body and does so
all year round yes versus people who are always boozing have high blood
pressure are overweight i'm
talking to you burke ranger you always think you're talking about i just want
to let him know what i am
look i love the guy i don't want him to die me too there's a lot of people like
that though that
we're friends with that's on you homie i know get in shape dude yep if it if it
bounces right off
you but it kills someone that's your age whose fault is that if they're
severely out of shape it's
kind of their fault that's on you man it's kind of their fault unless they have
a disease see then
then there's people that have yeah there's people that have diseases and those
diseases prevent them
from being healthy that's a different animal so then you have to think about
that percentage of
the population there's so many variables dude i went to uh this market they had
this giant market
are they selling bats no but i would have bought one i love bats not for soup i'd
save them
um but yeah there's like this fresh market and their peeps it was packed man i'm
like god damn but
everyone had mask on and i saw two like i'm not even trying to be funny they're
probably equal 800
pounds one probably 400 pounds his wife another 400 pounds with mask on like
you that's what you think
the mask that's what that's not what's gonna kill you homies yeah that's not
you're already you don't
yeah you're super sent out the herd man well i hope this is a wake-up call for
people that aren't
taking care of themselves because there's a lot of people that just think it's
not necessary and
they look at someone like you or i that's vain that take that you know like so
like i hope to
not get up in the morning i look at my body in the mirror oh every morning good
every morning good
i'm straight up old school mr venice me too i do it in front of my kids too i
was like oh me too
but it's fun me too yeah they do it too i got my son i got my son now because
we have a hot tub and
pool and the pool is freezing and i've been mountain biking every day so my
legs are sore so i go hot
cold hot cold and now he's doing it oh nice pop and he gets out he was popping
i'm getting big muscles
i said you're getting there dude you're getting there my daughter got up real
early today like
she set her alarm for eight and i go why'd you get up at eight she goes because
i realized when i get up at
10 that i don't get as much done during the day and the day shorter oh i go wow
i go that's very wise
so you know how kids are dabbing she's got like a half she does a half dab now
it's just
it's like a new thing she says something she goes i am wise
she's like flexing on me that kid's gonna be successful that's hilarious she's
she's a little
beast my 11 year old's a beast isn't it crazy to see that it's crazy it's weird
she's got all of my
attributes my like obsessive attributes but without any of the i didn't have a
good childhood like that's
trouble what's in a good way she's super confident yeah she's not like doing it
because like i want
someone to love me yes i want to come from a dark place yeah it's not coming
from i want to be
about she's like i want to be awesome at everything and that's when she's going
to thrive and she's
always laughing she laughs at everything she's this funny kid man she's always
laughing i love it
yeah she's always like crack like she's she'll say something like nothing
better she thinks things
are funny like she's got a very interesting sense of humor it's weird seeing
kids grow up you know with
no uh no fear you know like i grew up don't you worry about it though yes i
worry about it that's
the problem because they're so well taken care of i feel like when all of our
friends like almost
everyone i know to a man that's interesting into a woman has some sort of up
chaotic childhood there's
some darkness yeah that's what made them interesting it's what made them
successful in a lot of ways
but i don't know if it's necessary i feel like there's valuable lessons that
you can get like for you
i think a lot of your lessons you got in sports correct yeah i think that's i
think every kid
i really all my friends that are up like emotionally that can't deal with loss
they don't play sports
they never played sports there's a lot of people that i know that didn't play
sports they don't know
how to lose and that's such a disadvantage because when you're playing sports
when you're young
i mean it's hard times man oh my god and then we get as you get to the higher
level you know in college
it's you know it's pretty cutthroat man you learn to deal with those
heartbreaking issues and pick
up your boots and keep going you also develop a thick skin yes a chip on your
shoulder a chip on
your shoulder and a thick skin the biggest chip on your shoulder so important
to get through life
though you need that you need to understand what competition you need to look
at that person like
you know like sparring there's always there was always a one dude you don't
want to spar you're like
oh this guy i do not want to spar this guy but you have to and then you have to
that's the only way
to get better and then there's this moment where you're lined up and there he
is like oh boy
time to get my ass kicked but also in football that's when i realized oh
everybody's not treated
the same and that that's that's the real world like we're not treated the same
like i remember
the star running back bobby purify he you know i've always been a huge shoe guy
he would get custom
one-of-one designer cleats and shoes in his locker whoa and then they'd give me
these old ones
and he was next to me i was like i get it yeah it hurt my feelings forever man
i was like god those
look sweet people get mad at people that are like uber successful but those
those people like him like
you know the jordans of the world the people that are just like the fucking
the guy who's the what david goggins likes to call uncommon amongst uncommon
men yes you know that's just
how life is and you see that and you realize where the benefits are in being
that person and then you
also see the drawbacks you see a huge drawback especially in the personal life
oh you're a crazy
person it's tough to manage outside that core outside that octagon it's tough
to manage i mean talk to
tyson talk to tyson about who he was when he was the king of the world he
couldn't manage it i mean no
no one can maintain that you talk to john jones right talk to john jones right
now right now yeah
right now yeah i mean i guess this is the last the last one with john jones i
got sad that's the first
time out all the john's this recent one yeah i got sad i've been disappointed
before but this one i got
sad um because i watched that video the the arrest video the arrest video is
sad it's such a bummer when
you watch that video you know you know what was a little alarming there when
when i think cts
something to do with this i know we harp on cte but when he goes hey john i
need you to do this this
and this he goes i'm gonna warn you my short-term memory is terrible