Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1481 - Adam Eget
Uploaded: 2020-05-26T19:00:19.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1481 - Adam Eget' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1481 - Adam Eget' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-26. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1481 - Adam Eget

da da da adam motherfucking egot how are you brother good to see you thanks for
having me on
please um i'm excited to see you dude i haven't seen anybody i know it's like
you're a long lost
friend like it feels that way yeah but it also feels like you're literally like
the only person
i've seen oh you haven't left the house not much i go out on daily walks oh no
that's not good for
the mental health it's not good at all how you feeling you all right yeah i'm
okay i'm watching
a lot of korean baseball and uh why korean baseball because it's the only live
sport available oh
they're playing in korea oh it's wild there's stands this you know stadiums are
empty but they
have like cardboard cutouts oh no they don't cheerleaders with masks and like djs
it's hilarious
oh wow but it's great it's fun that's so weird yeah so they use cardboard cutouts
in the audience yeah
just in like the front where the cameras are behind home plate oh that's too
strange oh it's
hilarious i think i saw that in a movie once there was a baseball movie and you
could clearly see that
there was cutouts because have you ever seen what happens when they take old
movies and then they
poured them over to like blu-ray no oh one of the best example is aliens the
second that's my favorite
action movie of all time it's a great fucking movie it's a great fucking movie
i don't think it's as good
a horror movie as the original one it's not a horror movie because the first
one's a horror movie yeah
it's james cameron it's just fucking guns blazing it doesn't stop never stops
it's the most adrenaline
fueled movie i've ever seen from beginning and it just keeps progressively
getting more intense and more
intense and you know what's great about those movies the hero is a woman and no
one gives a
fuck yeah because they're so good there's no there's no like oh yeah it's a
diverse movie exactly it's
amazing for women it's a big moment no yeah no it's just sigourney weaver being
a badass fighting the
most evil monster movies have ever created yep yeah that's the best yeah i love
it i love that kind of
like gender equality when it's just equal because it's awesome and nobody even
brings it up exactly
linda hamilton in trominator 2 it's like are you kidding me you don't need to
bring it up she's
doing the chin up you see her back just intense i'm gonna kill you
it's amazing yeah amazing that's what i like like you do you watch ozark no i
tried i watched the first
four episodes and then i didn't okay so get back into the two scariest are
women the two scariest
ladies in the show okay there's two scariest people in the show are two women
not laura lenny no no
but she's great too she's great in everything she's kind of scary too oh is she
she's kind
of scary too the the decisions they're willing to make that's funny here's linda
hamilton doing
chin-ups this is pre-crossfit bitches there was no crossfit back then she's a
goddamn pioneer she's
like i'm not gonna die in the first one i had a huge crush on her and in the
second one she terrified
me she was so awesome she's fierce well she became more fierce right she
adapted to the world of the
terminators which doesn't seem that far off from where we're at right now we're
like closing in on
terminator time definitely dude there's a fucking article i was reading today
about a bionic eye
that will be available in five years that will be superior to a biological eye
that's insane insane
within five years and i was going to send it to michael bisping yeah that's
like how do they even make
how do they even make black mirror anymore if we're already surpassed that's
what the black mirror guy
said he's like i'm not even doing the season i can't do it the world's too
absurd yeah but uh my friend
michael bisping he's a former ufc middleweight champion he's from like manchester
yes exactly
his one eye is like super up he's had several detached retinas to the point
where it's
basically blind he barely can see anything out of one eye from fighting from
fire he's a beast yeah
bionic eye could offer perfect sight night vision within five years
motherfucker that's crazy this is
how they're gonna get us man between elon musk and these eyeball people you're
gonna be half human
half human in five years this is five years because five years from now they're
gonna have
a human eye that you could like if you lose your eye like dan crenshaw he's
gonna be the first
president with a vibrate of bionic eye he's gonna have a bionic eye he's gonna
have a artificial
super that's insane well wait what happened with the cardboard cutouts you said
that when they
transfer to blu-ray yeah what i was that's that's marijuana talking for you had
a long week we got we went from
korean baseball to bionic eye in like two minutes um so this is the cutouts
they're showing us the
cutouts in korean baseball in soccer they they got in trouble because they used
the sex dolls oh that's
not good first of all this if this is in america everybody be triggered because
it's all white
oh yeah lettering on red like no maga they're maggain they have robot drummers
it's intense it's wild it's
like the xfl but baseball in korea yeah it seems very strange it's hilarious so
anyway um i watched
aliens on blu-ray okay and it's so terrible why not the movie itself but there's
there's one scene
where the spaceship is in the foreground and in the background is supposed to
be like you know some
space type sure right it looks so bad because it was just a painting right it's
a matte painting yeah
and because the way they were focusing you barely could see it so it's fine in
the film when he was
watching it in low def yeah on his monitors he's like perfect looks great but
in high def it looks so
fake that makes so much sense they created in in you know based on the
technology available at the time yeah
you shouldn't watch those movies enhanced they should just keep them at the
original the original
resolution it's really kind of stupid to do that because there's stuff they
made decisions man back
when special effects weren't the same thing they made decisions exactly and
they were good decisions
yeah it's hard to watch some of those in high def yeah you're like ruining the
movie yeah it takes
you out of the whole thing yeah it does it's there's there's something about
also like there's
something about when they colorize the gone with the wind oh yeah stuff like
hey what are you doing
you're not supposed to do that i know you don't have to yeah it's ridiculous
like colorize schindler's
list it's like what are you doing yeah it's like you forgot what color a dress
is you forgot what a
red dress looks like i know what a dress looks like i'm i'm this is a time
capsule right that movie's a
time capsule exactly yeah twilight zones twilight zones my favorite television
show of all time i've
seen every episode at least five times i would agree with you and specifically
because the fact that it
came first but i put i put black mirror in that league black mirror was so good
it's so good do you
have a favorite black mirror episode yes the one that you and i watched when we
were getting nad uh
uh the museum black oh that was a that was horrific terrifying god damn that
was good so good that and
crocodile crocodile was very underrated very that was very terrifying
terrifying because you could see
like a good person making these choices and these choices accelerate to the
point where it's great
yeah that's such a good yeah that was a great one i loved i loved the star trek
one i know it was very
popular but that one was so well done very good very creepy man very very
possible right like all of
it look at the trump one there's so many they had the it was a bad episode but
it was it came true it
basically i didn't see the trump one it was like waldo it was like this puppet
it was like this cartoon
there was like this mascot who became president and he was just saying all this
outlandish like
i haven't seen them all i haven't seen them he hardly even the problem is he
said outlandish
over the course of x amount of years and if you like dissect it it's like he's
just spouting it out
all day long the way they do it is they take you out of context and then they
change what you are right
because if if you're a guy like trump who does say ridiculous sometimes
particularly before he was ever
president oh yeah but a lot of people do you know it's it's called talking yeah
and it's what a lot
of people do right but you can't do that if you ever plan on being president
yeah but if you just
take all of those talking moments and condense them together and go this is him
you're like oh my god
this is a monster but nobody's like that all day and people vacillate yeah yeah
yeah yeah there
is someone you know sometimes the the internet really does does some great work
and uh yesterday i saw
somebody spliced together that great sound bite of him suggesting that they
inject humans with uh with
clorox yeah maybe i'm not a scientist but maybe we do that and then there's
this great clip with
jim downey and billy madison i don't know if you remember that movie real well
i saw that really
recently so funny so he's talking all this about uh maybe we can inject it into
people i'm not a
scientist but i don't know maybe something there and then it cuts to jim downey
and he's like
he's like nowhere in your incoherent ramblings have you said anything that
makes any sort of sense
i award everyone in this room is now infinitely dumber for having listened to
it i award you no
points and may god have mercy on your soul it was well done beautiful videos
that people will post up
and as a response to things and it's just like you can't say when someone says
that they had a great one
with hannah gadsby cut with like uh audience i guess i shouldn't talk about
that oh i know what
you're talking about the night uh the apollo night at the apollo yeah whoops
yeah that one that's
crazy yeah yeah that video's hilarious i miss the internet's undefeated yeah
man i miss the comedy
store too for people don't know like who's this adam guy you you are the man
who got me to come back to
the comedy store you came to the improv i mean i appreciate that it's true that
was my number one
goal there's two things that happened the first one was you coming to the
improv and talking to me
and explaining to me things are different and and all the old people know each
other for a long time
well we knew each other from tempe yeah and um then the second thing that got
me to do it was ari
when ari was having a special there dude that was the hardest i ever worked to
get them to green light
that special it was so important to me because we love we love ari to death ari
is to me i mean i've
known ari since he was a doorman at the comedy store we became friends when he
was a doorman he
was just starting out and um to see him go from being a doorman to filming his
special at the comedy
store i was like i have to be there even if i have to swallow my pride i have
to be there so he was
filming on a wednesday so i went on tuesday just so it wouldn't shock my system
and i could just
appreciate his filming nice so i came down tuesday and it was roast battle and
i was like holy and jeff
ross gave me this crazy introduction at roast battle and you know that i was
those the first time i was
at the comedy store in 70 years and you know and then i was i was seeing how
creative everybody was like
the roast battle thing was so so different because it's obviously like jokes
that these guys had to
write about each other yeah so it's like it forces you into writing jokes it
takes away the one thing
that fucks most comedians is that they don't write so when you're forced into a
battle like you're gonna
have to do battle next tuesday with this girl and this girl's vicious like you
got to come up with some
mean to say about her it better be really funny and she's writing some mean
about you yeah you already
know that she's gonna have some dude i