Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1488 - Andrew Schulz
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1488 - Andrew Schulz' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-09. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1488 - Andrew Schulz

Do do do so you were asking?
Yeah
By the time I came around Missy Shore was already in an advanced stage
She was older okay, and she had some health issues
And so she wasn't banging comics at that point, but there was a time there's a
time when she
Was getting she was the boss. She was a boss woman and she would grab comedians
and
Jimmy Schubert talked about he was like 21 years old wanted to be a comic all
of a sudden
He's banging Missy Shore like yikes. Do we know anybody?
Famous famous. I don't know. I don't know who's talking about it
I know Jimmy talked about it in our Robin Williams Argus talked about it
I have no idea, but it's in it's a part of the reason why I'm saying it is
because it's a part of the comedy store
Documentary that they're putting out. I mean she is a joint. She was an animal.
Yeah, like she's pretty girl
She also was like the most important figure in comedy outside of comedians
Like by running that store that way and letting all those people just
Be buck wild and now this crazy creative environment
That's where Kenison erupted from and that's where you know Richard Pryor used
to work out there and Bill Hicks started there and
So many people so many people were there when in their early days
Why do you think that it could flourish that way because of her?
But like how did she make money? How did they like did she have money?
Well, there was a lot of great comedy, right? So you got to think
I think you've got Richard Pryor there. You've got David Letterman there. You've
got Tim Thomas
I mean, there was a giant
cast of great comedy that came out of that club and
It was a cultural landmark and still is a cultural landmark in Hollywood. So
there's money to be made there
Yeah, and there was that was the roaring days of the 80s where it was packed
all the time
And then there was like a drop-off, but now it's when we get to open again. It'll
be packed again
Yeah, it's like before the the pandemic it was probably the best it's ever been
doing
Yeah, I mean I would go in there and it was insane all three rooms packed
I mean just comics everywhere
The Vi was right. It's a real shame
Yeah, it is a real shame, but it's just one part of the real shame of all this
craziness that's been going on for the last few months
Yeah, you know, it's uh, and now we're just talking about it before
Like there's all these articles now about how doctors are saying that the
people coming to them are less sick than they ever were before
Yeah, there's a lexicate in in England or in Italy rather they're saying there's
such a small amount of virus
It's almost undetectable. Yeah, it's run through the country. Yeah
It's hot out. Yeah, you think that's all it was. So Trump was right
I'm said it was gonna go away without any cure
Well, and then it did it would but it would have killed more people. Yeah, I
don't know how many more people though
I don't know if there could have been a better strategy. I don't know dude. The
problem is we're Monday Monday morning
Quarterbacking. Yeah, it's like after the fact we're going. Oh, this is what we
should have done and none of us really know. Bro, I thought we were all gonna
die
Yeah, I didn't think we were gonna die
But like I thought it could have gotten kind of bad a little bit
I made a few phone calls of friends. I was like, you know, go stock your fridges
We might be in the crib for a little bit, but it's the only thing that helped
me was Idris Elba
Why would he say cuz he got it and he was fine? Yeah
Yeah, do you think they really got it off? Yes, I do like you don't think it's
weird that like the second it pops off Tom Hanks is like
I got it. Well, the whole crew got it a lot of people are hospitalized. It was
in Australia
There's a breakout in that area. Okay. Yeah, it was that's what I would do if I
want people to be afraid, right?
I'd be like who's the most famous guy? He got it. Oh, you're going deep
conspiracy. I'm just saying wouldn't you do that?
We haven't even smoked any weed yet
Yeah, are we maybe at the end but once I smoke it's over. I just want to let
you know
I like I
It's just I'll fall apart. I'll like start doing like
I'll start like doing like beatboxing. Maybe it just gets really bad if it gets
horrible
If we wanted to point to a conspiracy
Yeah
That you I would say you would kill Tom Hanks
I wouldn't say you let him walk away free because he gets it and he kicks it
Then we're terrified that big. Yeah, I'm not scared if Tom Hanks can kick it.
Yeah Tom Hanks can kick it. I can kick it for sure
Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah, it was interesting like it was like only famous
people got in initially
It was
Yeah, but it was like the new blue check. That's what we were calling it
because like I I remember I didn't know a single
Regular person that had it but all these athletes had it every basketball team
a few people had it all these actors had it
Yeah, I was just like how the fuck are they getting it see that the act the
athlete thing was like, okay
Well, these are super athletes and they don't have any any form know what it
was what they were flying bitches in bro
You know what it was here. You come on. Are you come on dude? I feel like it
was just using the wrong fountain
Those days are done
We can all use any fountain now. Okay, cut the clip send it to CNN
We found out how many clips are we gonna give CNN this episode alone. How many
problematic
Let's talk about them. Let's talk about them. I feel like the athlete thing was
like, okay
They're super athletes and they don't have any symptoms, right? But we're not
super athletes. Okay. Yeah
But then Idris Elba is just a really good shape in shape actor. Yeah. Well, he
seems okay
The Tom Hanks is an older gentleman who doesn't look amazing great shape. Yeah,
and he got through it. Yeah
What is you know and then you find out the flu numbers and there but it's not
the flu. Okay. Okay. It's not the flu. Yeah
Okay, it's not the flu. Yeah, you know science is a new religion, bro
Well, think about it think about it though. No, but it's money money. I really
believe this
I really don't know what you're saying with the Monday morning, but like
quarterback and think about like the way religion
Operated in the past right the second you said anything against the church they
shame you they ostracize you who the fuck are you?
How could you say these things they put you in your little box over there? You
get excommunicated any of us who were like you sure it really kills everyone?
Right, like are you sure? Are you sure it's that contagious?
Can't say that. What the fuck is wrong? Fauci come out of the Keeble elf house
tell them what's going on
They've just rail at you non-stop. Yeah, and the second and the second you say
a single thing you were what did they label you as?
I think Amazon even like took down a book. Heretic. A heretic, right? Yeah,
wasn't it? Is that what the term is?
I think you were blasphemy or something. Blasphemy for sure. One of these
fucking things, right? And then
All the sudden this information starts to come out where it's like, okay, it's
not that bad
The curve is kind of flattening now the shit comes out today
That was it basically said if you're asymptomatic you can't transfer it as
easily as they thought it's almost impossible
So all that worry that we were about kids giving it to their grandmothers. They're
not gonna do that
That was the only reason why stores are shut down
The only reason why comedy clubs shut down restaurants because if you're asymptomatic
you pass on now
We know you're not if you have a cough if you're sneezing if you got the flu
stay the fuck home
That's it crank it open. Let's go crank it open. Yeah
Meanwhile, you have to wait mass. No, New Jersey just said they want another
month for so this is where we get into like the
But you don't think this is just people trying to get reelected
It could be but it could be people who are scared of people dying on their
watch because now
It's not the economy to get to reelected. It's people dying on your watch
Well, if someone comes along and says the reason why X amount of people died
It could have been much less if you had just done the right thing and kept
those people safe and kept
Everything closed for another month
Right
So I think it's that it's also a lot of these people are not healthy people,
right?
I know a lot of really intelligent people that are not healthy and they're
terrified of this virus
Yeah, and I would try to tell them well. Hey, let's look at the actual
statistics
Yeah, the actual statistics are it doesn't seem like it's fun to catch
Yeah, but as long as you have a good level of nutrients in your body you have a
you're good adequate
Sufficient levels of vitamin D zinc you take care of yourself get in the sauna
drink a lot of water
Don't get fucked up every night
Don't eat sugar all day like you're probably gonna be okay, and maybe what's
devastating
Even more so is how many suicides we had how many people died
Because because of the depression, you know, did you hear that stat that like
corona actually saved lives?
Because people weren't driving so they didn't get in car accidents. Oh, that's
true
People like in a weird way way less people it saved car accident deaths car
accident deaths. What else was there?
I mean there was a lot more domestic violence, but a lot more child abuse -
really yeah a lot of child abuse a lot of domestic violence
And then what's really scary is the fucking suicides because people who are
already barely hanging on but might have pulled through if they had a good job
Had a way to make a living now. They're broke and they have to beg for money
and they they got one
$1200 check if they even got it
Everybody I know that's a comic is making more money how all these comics that
were like they're barely they were like middling on the road
They're barely doing it. They get the $1200 stimmy check
They get furloughed from their job
So I think you get like 600 bucks or something a month when you're a week or
something when you're furloughed
They're making like a grand a week like everybody had money dude. This is a
crazy shit about everything
The stock market hasn't budged but that's how you know the stock market's fake
or this is fake
They price out everything Joe they price out every the Super Bowl. They price
it out
They price out the what is it the other thing?
We're just in the pandemic they priced out right and it dipped down the
protests right now
They priced out they priced out the protest they're MIT mathematicians really I
think
Call up Licks Friedman
Let's get to the bottom of this
Lex call me buddy. I was funny when we were at the store and I was teasing him
because he was dressed like a men in black dude
And and then you go he's a black belt jujitsu - and I was like
He's a super nerd. He's a nerd that can kill you. Yeah. Yeah nerds like that jujitsu.
Yeah
Well, it's a very intellectual pursuit believe it or not seems like it wouldn't
be yeah
It seems like it's just brute strength and shit like that, but it's not so
there's also they just want to like touch people
Like they're just it's like no socialization
Could be like you're just in your cubicle and then you get to embrace be
awkward. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, I get past the normal awkwardness of touching people
Well, and you may be never were able to like we need fucking affection like you
go to like like Africa, right?
And you super homophobic a lot of these countries
But the dudes are holding hands the dudes are hugging each other kissing each
other when they fucking meet
And I think it's because if you can't just fuck broads regularly you need that
affection somewhere, right?
So you just get it from your boys. How come they can't fuck broads regularly?
I think there's not like just dating cultures like if there's no alcohol it's
harder just like go to the hookah spot and pick up a broad
Like if you can't drink, yeah, if you can't go out for a drink
Where would you date? Where would you meet a girl i