Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1492 - Jocko Willink
Uploaded: 2020-06-16T19:00:18.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1492 - Jocko Willink' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-16. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1492 - Jocko Willink

If anybody's got the answers, it's Choco. Got any answers? Oh, I'm not quite so
sure about that. I'm not sure how this movie ends
This is the dumbest fucking movie. Do you know Magic the Gathering is now
racist?
I don't even know what Magic the Gathering is. It's some dorky game that the
nerds play. Oh, sorry. How is it?
How is it racist? I don't know. It's just read. I only saw the title of the
article that they're trying to cancel Magic the Gathering
I'm like, oh Christ
I thought that's what you guys liked. I thought they liked Magic the Gathering.
I have no idea. Everything's problematic
Everyone's getting canceled. It's amazing how many people did blackface
Yeah, it's very strange
It's very strange
It's very strange. I was on it was on primetime TV. Yeah, yeah a bunch of times
Yeah, I mean like in the modern world primetime TV Jimmy Fallon was doing well
He's doing a Chris Rock impression which by the way you used to be able to do
when I was in high school
My friends were mr. T for Halloween. Nobody gave a fuck. Nobody was like Jimmy.
What's wrong with you?
Everybody's like, oh, you're mr. T for Halloween. It was never like a problem.
It's very it's a very strange thing
You know, like you can do whiteface. No problem. Here it is. What is this?
Magic the Gathering
Invoke prejudice card, so
That's a
It's an enchantment card which restricts the caster's opponents only using summons
that match the skin color of their opposing creatures
Huh?
This is if you brought me on to talk about this I should leave now about about
Magic the Gathering
This is why I'm here man. We're in a bad way shows how fucked up everything is
There's a lot of thin skin out there right now apparently
I just don't I mean it seems like a perfect storm
Like if you wanted to engineer the downfall of society you would do it in
several steps
You would have a reality show president where everybody's mad at them and and
then all the liberals get their feathers in a ruffle and everybody gets real
Super uptight and and then there's this big divide between the left and the
right that's kind of you know
Manufactured and then you'd have this disease just lock everyone inside. Yeah
unprecedented lock shut down the economy
Force people to not work. So if your business falls apart
You could be the most hard-working diligent disciplined person who's always at
work an hour early always has your eyes
Dotted and your T's cross you still go broke and you're still fucked and
Then you have this George Floyd thing and then boom it just ignites the power
keg
the other thing that you have to wrap around all this is this social media
which is
You know I'm only gonna post things that are just gonna completely make
everyone that sees whatever I'm posting emotional and and filled with rage
Whether you're on the left or you're on the right my goal is to enrage people
That's the goal and then that just gets spun up over and over so you're taking
all these little incidents and you're multiplying times thousands and thousands
of views
And and then on top of that
Mainstream media is the same thing right?
It's not like there's this huge difference between what the mainstream media
shows and what social media they're both is both a most emotional media
Just trying to make people emotional which is the worst possible thing
No one makes good decisions when they're emotional
No, I spent my adult life trying to train humans to not get emotional in
pressure situations
Why because it's gonna end up bad every single time every single time and yet?
That's what our that's what our society is based on right now, but it's based
on these emotional reactions
Yeah, because of social media
I think and because of things like YouTube and user-created content where
anybody can kind of make videos
So many things are vying for folks attention that
Mainstream media has resorted to clickbaity cut type shit
Whether it's New York Times articles, which you know used to be beyond reproach
that there
They've gone social justice warrior and clickbaity and all these other websites
are a hundred percent clickbaity
That's the only way they can get people to pay attention like I saw like the
dumbest fucking article
I couldn't believe how dumb it was
It was an article on Ozark is like has Ozark been cancelled and I'm like fuck
they cancelled that show that shows amazing
So then I click on the article the entire article is about a guy who couldn't
find
Season one on Ozark because there was a glitch and then he found it and so it's
not okay
So the whole article was just bullshit. Yeah, but they got me
They get everybody they got you to click they got their advertising dollars
because they can show the engagement with the audience exactly
Well, here's a good one CNN showed a guy got shot yesterday in San Bernardino
A Hispanic man got shot in San Bernardino, so that's the title the title of the
article is
Hispanic man gets gunned down by the police in San Bernardino
What they leave out is the guy had a gun and was shooting at the cops so this
guy's got a gun
There's photos of this gentleman with a gun and there's a cop on his knees
about to shoot the guy
The guy's standing in front of a gas station. There's gas pumps
I mean, I mean maybe he felt like they wouldn't shoot at him because the gas
tanks were right behind him that the pumps were right behind him
But why would they leave that out guy with gun in gunfight with cops dies is
the right title not Hispanic man gunned down by cops
Like they're literally trying to incite anger and violence
They know that you read that and you see Hispanic man shot by cops like these
motherfuckers. They're murderers
They won't stop and they leave out this picture of this man with a gun pointing
it
You're looking at me like I'm gonna say some kind of really profound answer. I
got nothing for you
Because because you're exactly right that what is it?
What do they set up that headline for it's a outrage people anyone that
actually opens it up and regions would actually probably say something like hmm
Sounds like the cops did a good job on that one and killed a bad guy before he
blew up a gas station
And it killed a bunch of innocent people but that's that's obviously not that I
mean think if you try to write a headline the other way
Of how these heroic cops face man with gun eliminate him before he can cause
terror in this neighborhood
That would be a nice headline to read
But you're not gonna see it
Not today because it's not gonna drive enough people crazy today if your wife
tweets all lives matter you can get you can get fired
You just you doesn't even have to be you anymore
Yeah, all lives matter just imagine time we're saying all lives matter is it so
controversial that you could get fired
Didn't that happen to a soccer player or something?
Yes, a soccer player's wife tweeted something like that
Yeah
The guy who runs the Kings or the guy who's the commentator for the Kings they
fired him, you know, and then
This is a lot of it is this right so people are feeling a certain way and they're
not
They're not feel like this girl that wrote all lives matter
Do you think that was her clandestine way of showing that she's all about white
pride? You know what I mean?
No, she was thinking hey everyone matters. She's probably having some nice
thoughts, you know
She's but then all of a sudden know this chick is evil right for doing this and
I think there's a lot of that
I think there's a lot of people that I think most people are
Pretty sane. I think most people are pretty reasonable
I think you know anybody looking at at the George Floyd case is like yeah, that's
completely wrong. That's disgusting
It's horrible taint is to watch I haven't heard anyone say other anything other
than that
So how are we just getting so completely divided on this whole thing and start
attacking people start attacking each other just over over?
Absolutely everything that's a good point because this is literally a case
where no one is
Saying there's nothing wrong with that cop did no one no one zero people zero
people
But yet everybody's still at each other's throats zero people have have
Stuck up for that guy in any way shape or form even law enforcement no law
enforcement people saying you gotta understand
This is how you control a man. You gotta lean on his neck for about eight
minutes 40 40 45 seconds 46 seconds
No one's saying that and unfortunately what you know what you know what they're
saying they're saying
Defund the police. Yeah, they're saying no more choke holds right which I think
it's crazy is crazy
Yeah, if you want to get someone to be under control and you can't choke them
You know what you have to do you have to hit him in the head with a baton. Yeah
Seven times and you got a risk given a brain damage
Permanently injuring them if people know what they're doing. I mean
Obviously if people know what they're doing. Oh, we'll put a choke on the wake
up. They'll be cuffed. Yeah, we're all good
Yeah, obviously
But you know it's the people that are doing it wrong is the problem the people
that shouldn't be doing in the first place
It's untrained people it's but if you're if you're not you're a cop and you're
a fight for your life and you can't use
Choke holds that's fucking crazy insane
You're gonna get shot and killed or somebody else is gonna get shot and killed
someone's gonna take your gun
Yeah, and and the idea of defund the police and I I I understand the premise
okay, and this is once again where
Many people that say defund the police they don't mean hey just get rid of
police
Of course, there's a there's a fraction of people that are saying defund the
police means we don't want any more police anymore
There's a portion people saying that there's some people are saying well if we
defund the police
We can relocate some of that money and we can do you know better schools
And we can put money into the infrastructure inside these neighborhoods
But here's the problem
You know what the police need more than anything else they need money for
training and they're the way the police departments are set up
They do
the most
Ridiculously miniscule amount of training for what their job is so as you know
I was in the SEAL teams we would train for 18 months
18 months we were trained to go on a six-month deployment
Cops they train they get like two hours or four hours of
Combatives training a year a year
That's that's complete insanity insane. It's complete insanity the thing I've
been saying is
Cops should train one-fifth of the time one-fifth of the time you should be
training whether it's two hours a day four times a week
Or whether it's one day a week where you're gonna go and you're gonna go
through scenarios
You're gonna do combatives you're gonna work with simunition you're gonna do de-escalation
drills
Because it's really hard
I mean being a cop is I think is the hardest job in the world and by the way
They're not gonna have to worry about defunding the police because no one's
gonna want to be a cop anymore who is gonna be fired up to be a cop
Right now who's gonna think you know what when I grow up. I want to be hated by
entire
You know by a massive portion of the country
I want to be viewed as someone that's a that kills innocent people
The recruiting in cop for police is gonna go down so hard. It's gonna be
ridiculous
It's gonna be ridiculous and then who are you getting there? You're gonna get
people that are
Worst level people worst level humans are gonna show up to be cops so the
training piece though
They should do very very scenario driven training right where you come into a
room and this isn't like super expensive stuff either
You come into a room. There's a person there
They appear to be compliant you ask you you learn how to talk to him
You very quickly learn that instead of yelling them out of the out of the gate
you say hey, man, what's going on?
Hey, what's your name? You know what what's going on? We got a call here is
everything okay? You jus