Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1497 - Joe Schilling
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1497 - Joe Schilling' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-25. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1497 - Joe Schilling

Stitch him up!
What's up, brother?
How you doing, Joe?
We're rolling.
Rolling.
So, I've been talking about you a lot lately.
I appreciate that.
You know I love you.
I love you, too.
But it's also your Instagram page has become a highlight of police brutality.
And I know you take a lot of shit for it, but I think it's very important.
And we were just talking about this.
I think it's important not just for the people, but I think it's important for
the police.
I think it's important for police reform.
I think they need to see.
Like, this is what happens when you have shitty people doing this very fucking
difficult job, and you got a lot of them.
I think, you know, my thing was it just became, everybody just always says,
well, it's only a few bad apples, a few bad apples, a few bad apples.
And I'm like, well, I can just show you there's a lot of these bad apples, you
know what I mean?
And I think that, like you said, it's better for future police.
But if they're so scared to do their job, it's because everyone hates them.
It's because everybody hates them because they're constantly being dickheads to
everybody.
That makes it worse for the good cops.
You know what I mean?
I do know what you mean.
I was talking about this the other day with Coleon Noir, and we were saying
that it's a job that is almost impossible to do for the average person.
You need to be like a fucking Navy SEAL.
You need to be like a person who's gone through some rigorous training and a
person who really understands how to defuse situations.
You need to be a person who knows how to keep your shit together, a person who
knows how to respect people.
They need a lot more training.
Jocko Willink was talking about that.
He said, I think they should have 20% training.
He goes, they train for like, you know, a couple of weeks.
It's like nine weeks or something.
Yeah, and then it's over.
And then they're out there in the field.
He goes, I think 20% of their time should be spent training.
I don't mean to interrupt you, but maybe it's even worse than that is it's not
nine weeks and then the field.
In L.A. County, you want to be a sheriff?
It's nine weeks or however long, and if it's 10 weeks, I'm sorry, or 12 weeks.
It's not that many weeks.
Right out of the academy, you go straight to two years in the jail.
They're like, oh, all the human interaction you've had before you went to the
academy, now we're going to surround you by the worst examples of everybody for
two years.
And then you're going to go on the streets and try to be normal.
You go to jails for two years?
Two-year minimum.
What?
All sheriffs.
That's probably because they just need people in the jails, right?
Well, that goes back to what, I mean, I feel like they, uh, we got a lot of way
to go.
There's a lot of shit going on there.
There's a lot of shit going on there.
First of all, there's private prisons.
Then there's drug laws.
That's, that's, those are the two big ones.
You want to find out why the fucking prisons are filled up with people.
Those are two big ones right there.
How many people are in jail for shit they should never be in jail for?
Decisions that other people make with their own body that doesn't harm anybody
other than themselves.
You could buy alcohol, but you can't buy coke.
You can't buy weed.
You can't buy nonviolent drug offenses is a giant percentage of the population.
And then you said like you, they go to jail for that because they made a
mistake, but then
they don't just get out of jail and they're free.
They put you on probation and they put these extended five years probation.
Anything's a probation violation.
And then they just keep you back into that same system, back into the same
system, back
to the same system.
You know, father's day, I was, uh, I was out back.
I did like a post around my kids and, you know, I'm really proud of my kids.
So I did a post on father's day and then I was like, man, it's father's day.
I'm going to chill.
I'm smoking joint, fucking crack a beer.
It's like 10 o'clock in the morning.
I can do that on father's day, you know?
And, uh, I'm sitting there, I'm rolling a joint and I'm like, I want to do a
post for
Ignite.
Shout out to Ignite.
And, uh, I'm like, it hit me like it's father's day.
How many fathers are in prison right now?
Still to this day over something that I can do legally and post on the
Instagram now.
It's insane.
Not only that, it's insane.
In jail for something that's now an essential, like it's an essential thing
that you can do
during COVID.
Like when everything was locked down, you could still buy weed.
Nuts.
It's crazy.
And then you can't just blindly turn your eyes, like turn your eyes to all this
stuff.
With everything going on in the world, it's like, that's why I'm putting this
stuff on
my Instagram.
It needs to be seen.
Yeah, it's, I'm glad you're doing it, you know?
And I know you take a lot of hate for it.
And that's one of the reasons why I highlighted it.
I want to shine people your way and let them know, like you're, you're doing,
you're not
doing this because you're a dickhead.
You're doing it because you're, you're showing horrible shit.
There's a video that you show that I've watched so many times, man.
There's a, the cop that a rear naked chokes that lady and throws her to the
ground
for no reason.
Horrendous.
No reason.
Horrendous.
And you would see him, like some days I'm like, sometimes I don't have time.
I'm not even going to look at the comments because I don't want to go there.
But some days like today I got time.
I will battle with these fucking assholes in the comments all day long.
They'll defend that.
Well, she shouldn't have resisted.
I want, I want context.
Show me context.
Like if that was your mom, what, what scenario or context are you looking for
that that would
be okay?
Or your lady.
To jump on your back or your daughter.
Yeah.
Or your daughter.
Or your grandma.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
It's nuts.
It's nuts.
It's people that shouldn't be cops.
And it's too easy to be a cop.
It's too easy.
And they don't get paid enough.
You could be.
And they don't get trained well enough.
And this defunding the police shit is the wrong way to handle it.
I know they think it's the right way to handle it.
Yeah, we're just, these cops are bad.
We just take away all the money.
Oh my God.
You're going to create fucking chaos.
I don't know.
I haven't looked into the defunding thing a lot.
I've heard it, heard about it a lot.
But when you talk about defunding, let's talk about why do, why do these cops
need fucking
tanks in downtown?
Why do these cops need all these AR-15s and full bullet?
Like what is all, what are we training for?
We're trying to scare people.
Why are we spending all of these tax dollars to scare people?
I'm going to show you some shit that John Joseph sent me.
My buddy John Joseph from the Cro-Mags.
He's, this is a show that people who have different points of view could be
good friends
because he's a good friend of mine.
He wrote a book called Meat is for Pussies.
So there you go, folks.
We can all get along.
We really can.
You fucking idiots.
But anyway, he sent me some shit.
His friend is, he's working homicide in Harlem and 21 people got shot the other
day because
nobody wants to be a cop there anymore.
So it's fucking madness.
Like he said, it is madness in New York City.
Like literally, God damn it, where can I find it?
Like nobody wants to do the fucking job.
He's like, it's crazy down there.
They didn't want to do the job before or they don't want to do the job now that
the heat
and the spotlight is on them.
Now everybody's resigning.
Well, if I can't, if I can't do whatever I want and have absolute immunity,
then I don't
want the job anymore.
You shouldn't have had the fucking job to begin with.
That's a good point too.
You know what I mean?
Like why did you have the job?
All right, look at this.
This is all the fucking people that got shot the other night.
That's one day.
This is what's, that's what happens when there's no cops.
When there's no cops and no one's policing anything, people just go ham.
I mean, that's what you saw in Santa Monica.
Santa Monica is as white as Wonder Bread, right?
It's crazy.
And it was crazy during the looting.
I mean, crazy.
The cops were told to stand down.
They were told to stand around and watch.
So the whole thing of, you know, hey, you need the cops.
When you call them, you need them.
When shit goes crazy, the cops are there for you.
Not that time.
The sheriff actually told them to not do anything.
So people were smashing windows and stealing things and they're standing around.
And there's, there's videos of this one guy running around the street pointing
guns at
people, cars smashed into each other.
It's like a movie.
What was the point of telling them to stand down?
I think they thought that people were going to burn all this anger out, the
George Floyd
anger, and that somehow or another, like, let them do it and then we'll clean
up the
mess.
It's just incompetent policing.
It's incompetent leadership.
So does the person that made that choice, do we vote for him?
Because everybody should probably vote for her.
Like, these are the kind of decisions that need to be made.
And you have to ask yourself, why would they, what was the purpose in telling
them that?
Well, this is a liberal, progressive perspective.
This is something that they've tried in a bunch of different cities.
They also, de Blasio did the same thing in New York city.
Cops were literally told to stand down and the cops are standing there and they're,
they're
doing nothing while people are just fucking videos, the videos from New York
city are the
nuttiest because people are filming them from their apartments.
So they're looking down on the street while cars are running people over and
people are smashing
into windows and running in and stealing stuff.
Like all these kids just wanting free shit, nothing to do with black lives for
the most part.
A lot of them were just opportunists looking for stealing and then also caught
up in the
chaos of the smashing windows and stealing stuff.
And then the cops aren't doing anything and they're young and they've been out
of work
for three fucking months and everybody's broke.
It's just so many factors compounded together.
But Giuliani was actually on Fox news talking about, there's a particular like
political perspective
on how to deal with looting and riots in these particular situations.
And the idea is to let it burn out, let these people burn it out of their
system, but that
doesn't work. He's like, this is an outdated style of policing that they
figured out doesn't
work in like the sixties and seventies.
But there's a lot of progressive people that are in positions of leadership
that still think
it's a good idea.
That seems like a terrible idea.
Well, nobody knows really what the fuck to do when everything goes haywire.
It's like theories.
Like what's the theory, like, what do you do?
Well, you better protect lives, but don't worry about property because
everything's gone
nuts. And then the other perspective is send in the fucking national guard and
everyone's
like, don't do that.
That's the military.
So I don't know what the correct perspective is.
And thank God I'm not a fucking governor or a mayor.
That's when you know things are fucked. If someone like me ever gets to a
position like
that.
Yeah, I don't know.
A part of me thinks that the national guards would be service, you know, off
duty servicemen
or however that works that are from this city or from the area would probably
do a lot better
job and get more respect than the police that are driving around shooting kids
with pepper
balls and doing all this crazy shit we're seeing everywhere.
You would say that, but one of the most egregious videos of police brutality
was the national
guard in Minnesota where those girls were on their porch.
I don't know if you saw that one.
And these national guard dickheads are walking down the street like, get i