Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1502 - Russell Peters
Uploaded: 2020-07-03T19:00:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1502 - Russell Peters' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-07-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1502 - Russell Peters' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-07-03. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1502 - Russell Peters

russle joseph my man we're live we're live we're sort of live solid brother
always good to see you
my friend you too thanks it's been a while midday drinking i like it sometimes
you need it i had a
steak for breakfast i saw you post something about that yeah yeah i was like
fuck it i don't
want to eat breakfast food today i want to eat a steak what kind of steak um i
got it from evan
funky who's the head chef of felix and they were preparing to reopen felix is
uh my favorite
restaurant in venice have you ever been no i've not phenomenal brian cowen uh
turned me on to it
okay um and um they came in him and uh the owner janet came in to do a podcast
and they gave me some
steaks so i cooked one of them today what kind of they were is a t-bone fat big
thick t-bone they
were about to reopen and now they got shut down do they not have a patio they
can open i don't believe
they do and i don't even think you're allowed to do that now no you're i think
you're allowed to patio
still you're just not allowed to eat indoors as far as i as far as i go i went
i went to the uh deli by
my house yesterday and i went can i sit inside they're like no it's not allowed
anymore i go so i
had to sit on the patio but it was fine they were going to do uh something at
the comedy store where
they were going to serve chicken fingers and just food and allow people to
drink you know and just
serve start opening it as a restaurant only yeah i saw that and i guess it's
not happening no they
shut it down because right when they were about to do it then la shut down the
restaurants it's so
shitty well it's it's real shitty man it's real shitty um and what's extra
shitty about it is um
you know they were almost out of the woods they were right about to reopen
again yeah but
because the uptick yeah california spiked harder than everyone else almost
yeah it's like texas california and then uh florida yeah it was a lot of
protesting yeah and people want
to pretend it's not the protesting i'm 100 for the protesting don't get me
wrong but i'm also 100
for freedom america i'll tell you what boy yeah i mean look it's just natural
man you get a few sick
people and you get 10 000 people 50 000 people huddled together people are
going to get sick yeah and
they're that close yelling at each other you know yelling literally screaming
so it spits flying
apparently particularly at night times when it spreads because uh brett weinstein
um who's a
biologist who's on the podcast i saw that sent me a paper that said that uh
there's a recent study
that shows that covid19 dies almost instantly when it hits sunlight yeah that's
why it's ridiculous
they close the beaches yeah that's where you should want everybody right just
stay away from each
other just stay out in the sun killing covid right wear your mask when you're
getting up and leaving
and then when you're sitting down stay away from everybody and everybody will
be fine it's not
it's not rocket side the problem is that people are not going to listen you
know yeah but i mean still
i mean fucking you got a much better chance of it dying out there by the beach
yes and and you know
fourth of july weekend they did it it's only going to rile people up further
yes yes yes it's uh i mean
i'm really worried about this state i really am it's the state of california or
the state of the
country well the state of the country for sure but california in particular
because it's so many
cases and then the homeless population have you ever been you've been by brentwood
lately are they have
they moved them all there now they got a fucking tent village set up there jimmy
see if you can find
photos of that they used to have them under the bridges here in the valley my
friend matt was talking
about he works down there and he was telling me how insane it is he's like they're
never going to
leave this they're like they have it set up now or they have like a community
yeah and then you have
to stay socially distant inside the tent community and a bunch of people don't
want to follow the
rules so they're outside the tent community so you have fences so you have the
people inside the tent
community that are set up with you know six foot distance so it's basically an
hoa under the bridge
yeah well it's not under the bridge they they're using the veterans something
or another the va
they have some some large yard right and then outside of the fence they have
the people that
are rule breakers so they set up their tents just outside they're like fuck you
pussies we're over
here making out like they don't want to have any rules so they don't want to
deal with the socially
distant because if you're inside the tents that they've set up and created for
you you have to follow
the rules so those are probably the ones that are following the rules are
probably the homeless people that
just you know took a bad turn financially and then the other ones that are
acting up probably the drug
ones la is getting a government-run tent city all it took was 40 years and a
pandemic but they're
saying that like it's a good thing yeah like finally yeah that's what they're
saying but you know this
is going to first of all this is going to crush property values this is in this
is in Brentwood not
that property values are the most important thing don't get me wrong but they're
an important thing
especially in that neighborhood yeah that's a very valuable neighborhood and if
someone
has invested all of their money into their home and they're hoping to sell
their home and then
all of a sudden the home values drop radically because nobody wants to live
right next door to
a tent city see if there's any photos of that fucking thing because the photos
are pretty dramatic maybe
they're trying to hide it because they're trying to make it you know that's one
of the things man
everybody's sugarcoating everything out here there's sugarcoating and then
there's uh and then there's the
the fucking overreactors uh it's it's a very insane time yeah you know why
people overreact though it's
because it's not the same for everybody like i have a friend who got covid he's
37 he was clear of it in
three days in three days he felt like shit he couldn't smell he couldn't taste
three days late he was on z-pack
and something else and just stayed home and he got vitamin ivs every day and
then three days later
he's going on a 25 mile bike ride three days three days he's fine i don't know
if it's a good idea
to go on that bike ride by the way yeah but i want to see what happens so i'm
not saying anything
i hope he wears a mask yeah i want to see if it uh makes him feel like shit if
he goes on the bike
ride or if he feels great i was talking to dl because you know he just got
diagnosed yeah i saw
that was really scary and he was like no i got nothing he's fine yeah i haven't
said i've felt
nothing the entire time well um he coughed a little today he had a video a
little bit of video he was
hilarious he's like oh my colvis is acting yeah yeah so that's because he
probably smoked a joint right
before that probably right uh but it was scary watching him just slump into
unconsciousness
on stage and whoever that guy is that caught him that guy's a fucking hero that's
his uh road manager
i think his road manager is a fucking hero because if dl fell he would have
smashed his head on that
stage and you got real problems then yeah because he was just sitting there and
he he slurred his words
and the audience was like what the fuck did you just say like they couldn't
understand what he said you
saw the video i did not see the video let's see if we can find it it's it's i
only just found out
there was a video of it like two nights ago because cedric was at my house dl
is a fucking great guy
he's a great guy he's a great guy i used to open for him you know that no 23
years ago he's smart as
fuck he's a really smart guy but a really good guy too yeah really good guy
really honest and
yeah and i think minded i think uh the uh a lot of the uh here it is right here
so he's on stage
and uh i guess his road manager fellow that right that guy right there gives
him a drink of water
he puts the water down and uh he's this doesn't have any volume unfortunately
there it goes
we've been in quarantine so long and we came back uh remember remember i want
to get rid of the
big skittins they call it uh they were immigrants right everybody's like what
see now what hear that
what but now watch he just slowly starts slumping look that guy that road
manager is a fucking hero because
because that guy was there look at his head still hit the bone yeah a little
bit
but the what i was worried was a stroke because sometimes that happens to
people but first of all the
way they drag him off the fucking stage like hey guys yeah one of you pussies
actually carry him
because they didn't even let him finish his set though they're dragging him
though bouncing off the
i know they didn't let him finish just throw some water on him come on what was
the problem we're
comics we can get through this
they said like we have everything okay and everything like yeah right you don't
have nothing under control
yeah nothing's under control joe rogan meets a crazy stripper
um the the the real scary thing was the slurring of the words yeah because uh
he was at my house about
a less than a month before that happened that one night um on may 30th uh i had
them over with cigars
in the backyard socially distancing of course you know it was me cedric dl j phillips
dwayne martin
and we're just hanging out have you like cigars you want a cigar right now uh
midday cigar
let's go a little midday cigar and a little midday bourbon mike binder gave me
these he came over when
he's doing that uh oh in the documentary documentary yeah nice i like mike he's
a good guy he's a good
guy the documentary looks really good man yeah i went into the store and did it
oh did you yeah
that's probably the best place for it yeah it's good because it gives the
energy of the room you know
yeah he wanted to do it here though he wanted to get he and i talking about it
take that take that take that take that this is an interesting one look at that
this is from uh
bench made knives you get the coolest sent to you dude look at that like a guillotine
it's my move it's my move a guillotine is that your move that's my move now
really
you know move you know um because of you my uh other move is the in-arm choke
head and arm choke yeah and uh and so when we're whenever i get it uh or i get
in position for
it sean jack will be like joe hogan choke the joe hogan choke that's hilarious
yeah that that choke
my neck up i was using my neck so much to squeeze against dude's arms because
oh because because you
flatten out and do that yeah well it's you're you're actually using your arm
your excuse me your neck
rather to hold someone's arm into place so it's nice to hear that you've been
training man yeah
it's nice to have been training is it legal now they're gonna arrest you for
training what happens
like it became legal and then i don't know if it's still legal but i was doing
it um with uh
jay zabellos and mark armstrong whom you both know i would imagine oh yeah jay's
great jay used to run
the malibu place i was uh going over there for a while it was a really easy
drive
yeah he's a super nice guy too really slick on the ground yes oh yeah really it's
high level black belt
yeah and uh real technical too those guys that teach there's something to be
said about teaching
i've often wondered like whether or not that would actually translate to comedy
as well
because teaching uh martial arts makes you way better at it when i when i got
really good at
taekwondo one of the ways i got really good because i was teaching all the time
and there's something
about that teaching you break it you end up breaking it down yes yeah my friend
brent he was uh one
of uh eddie bravo's uh teachers one of his instructors and he when i when i
first started
rolling with him we wer