Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1516 - Post Malone
Uploaded: 2020-07-29T19:00:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1516 - Post Malone' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-07-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1516 - Post Malone' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-07-29. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1516 - Post Malone

I'll give you my dog surprise. That's my everybody's too high song. Do do do do
do do do do do do do. Right? When it's like oh no. This guy's fucking high.
Yeah hang on. Do do do do do do do do do do. And we're rolling. What's up
brother? How are you? What's going on? How are you? Got you in here man. I'm
excited. I'm finally here. I'm happy.
Light huh? This is your shit? Yeah come on. All right. Cheers sir. Cheers sir.
Why not? Pleasure. Also precursor I haven't slept. I know. We haven't slept. We're
on mushrooms. And uh let's roll. Yeah fuck it. We'll do it live. Let's do it
live. Fuck it. Why Utah man? Why you live in Utah? What's that about? I have no
idea. Are you from there? No sir. I was born in Syracuse New York. It's
beautiful.
It is absolutely something special. I really love it. It's got a good vibe too
because it's almost like Utah is a secret because everybody's scared of the
Mormons so they don't go there. Right. But then you get there and you're like
Jesus Christ it's beautiful and these Mormons are so nice. Everybody's so nice.
Everybody's so nice in Utah.
And um you know I did so I don't remember what tour it was exactly but there
were supposed to be 5,000 people to show up and then we end up getting to the
show and there's 17,000 people so we had to move it outside of the venue right
on the Salt Flats.
Oh wow. And I was just like if this isn't a sign from God or the aliens you
know the aliens then I don't know what is so I looked at houses on Zillow and I
found one and fixed it all up and
That's awesome.
Now I've been there two years just about.
That's a good it's a good spot for a guy like you too because it's chill in
comparison to the rest of your life which is so crazy.
Yeah well that's the whole shit. I couldn't do LA. I couldn't do LA like I
moved like I said from Syracuse to Dallas and then Dallas to LA when I was 18
and I it's it's a lot for me and I couldn't focus the way that I needed to.
Right. On your music.
Yeah I never like there's always you know before COVID there's always something
going on right like 24 7 like it could be 8 in the morning it could be what
time is it right now 2 o'clock something yeah and then you got to go do a
podcast or you got to go to like a rooftop pool party or something.
And you know being in Utah it's so peaceful like you said and you get to focus
on the music and wake up to the mountain yeah and the sun sets at 10 p.m. which
is bizarre right around this time yeah it's just nuts you know it is it is
bizarre right like now it's especially bizarre Utah's always got a weird vibe
man.
Hmm like Zion National Park you go out there to the rocks and skinwalker ranch
I've been there have you yeah nothing happened though we went there for a TV
show we're like come on aliens where are you you fucks they weren't buying it
you don't know Tyler Tyler the alien oh no yeah that's my dog you were telling
me you have an alien friend named Tyler yeah his best friend's name is Ziggy do
they visit you in the middle of the night no they don't they just visit
And they're talking to me during the day we just play beer pong damn if you do
the right drugs you can meet the aliens we're talking about that in the green
room if you do the right amount of mushrooms in a tank get in a float tank you
can meet aliens well that's whenever you're most vulnerable like you said most
vulnerable most most susceptible to
Well that's that's that's why I like weed you know we're talking about weed
makes you vulnerable and I think for someone like me that's a good thing to
like think that way to think
sure think uh just just look at all the vulnerabilities and just the reality of
life and the temporary nature of it which makes me more appreciative
right like the fear actually makes me more appreciate but mushrooms are a
different animal man they just bring you to this weird place that's like right
next door
right you know it's like it's like a hall pass to this other place like you get
like a vip bracelet you get to go into another room that's right there all the
time
but you can't go in until you get that bracelet yeah and that's the whole thing
like uh i i've been doing these micro doses for a while
and you don't really catch it until you do like 10 like right off the rip
mm-hmm but then i ate these chocolates the other day some shroomies chocolates
and uh me and my my producer
lou we made a uh a coachella set for about two hours based off of the roblox do
you know roblox yes i have
girls young daughters so you know you know the death sound of roblox no what's
this down
that's what happens when you die yeah and then i sampled it and we made a whole
two-hour set off of the deal with just a
fucking four to the floor kick drum and it was the time of my life wow and i
felt like i got that vip
wristband and i was backstage at ziggy and tyler's concert the aliens
do you feel like that sometimes when ideas come to you when you fucked up like
it's almost like
like it's a gift from somewhere i have no idea i think
all of my ideas are kind of like mistakes
it's like because you never wake up and say today i'm gonna write
the you know congratulations or any or any song and you kind of just it's it's
all about like
right moment right time like i had oh i had like eight bud lights right and
then i took
just a tiny bit of shrooms and then here it's like
and then it just happens yeah there's it's it's like it is an accident it is
just like
a spur of the moment type deal to where you're like let me sing this melody
over this beat or let
me make this beat even and it just kind of happens i don't know well that's the
flow state right when
you just you can get out of your own way and you can let ideas come to you
like i was talking with this dude his name's joe disena he runs a spartan race
he's a really
smart guy very interesting guy he does a lot of stuff for kids he's got all
these kid programs
these kids do like difficult tasks and it like to do it over a summer camp it
gets them better
but we were talking about it and we were talking about being healthy and all
the benefits of being
healthy sure and i was like this there's a lot to that but there's also a lot
to like
the person who binges and creates something incredible like we were talking
about stephen king's books
like some of the ones he doesn't even remember right are the best ones because
he was on coke and
drinking a fucking case of bud like it just blasted out of his head chain
smoking cigarettes and he
doesn't even remember writing i think it's cujo he doesn't even remember
writing it
like wrote carrie half blacked out you read that book today man that is one of
the best fucking
horror books ever my dad's the biggest stephen king's fan stephen king fan dude
and then he's
amazing but i mean at the end of the day it's like uh to each his own you know
what i mean i mean
whatever gets you through the through the night no some people can definitely
do it straight and and
you know i've definitely had ideas without any influence of anything before
right but i feel like
sometimes things come to you when when you're like a little high at least right
a little drunk and
like i don't know if i would have ever thought about this right the weed well
they just they just come
out of nowhere that's what and that's and that's the whole thing too like
drinking rose or drinking
you know bud light and then a little bit of just the something else yeah
whether it be you know smoking
a little bit of a jake because i i'm i'm an anxious person you told me before
you're not an anxious person
but not really but i used to smoke a lot but now not so much maybe i'll smoke
watch a funny movie
and then but it's it's that stroke of genius and you're like if i was
not nothing in my blood right now but just blood no booze no anything would i
have thought of that
and that's it that's the whole different deal it's it's uh it's wild really i
think of pot the way i
think of wakeboarding sure because uh when you're wakeboarding and you're on
that wave it look i don't
wakeboard but when i watch people do it i don't wakeboard either it looks
awesome right when they're
on that and they're catching those waves but then when they wipe out man they
go down hard sure
that's like weed it's like you're not going to stay on that board forever if
you if you get really
up that board's going to flip over and you're going to whenever you rip that
big ass trick you
do the behind the back double spin that's the stroke of genius and that's that's
what i think that
there's a certain magic that goes into making a record or you know if if you're
a painter a painting
or if you're a dancer a fucking cool dance move i think they're all related in
some way yeah there's
something there that yeah it just kicks off and you can't control it and you
can't
say when it's gonna happen but it just happens whatever that is that that makes
humans so interesting
creating things that other people can enjoy but it's that's what it is it's
like there's a weird
frequency humans creating things that they know other people are going to enjoy
and if you can just get
lost in the beauty of just creating the thing and get out of your own way then
these ideas will come to
you but if you get in your own way you have less bandwidth for the ideas and
when they come to you
it they it feels like this isn't they aren't even yours like it's like you're
interacting with something
like these ideas just like if you have an idea for like if i have an idea for a
new bit or something like
that sometimes they just come from nowhere like where did that come from yeah
what is this yeah
what is uh where where are premises from what's an idea from it's like
creativity comes from the
weirdest part of your brain that no one knows how to i mean you there's like
you can have breathing
exercises you could do all sorts of things to try to stimulate it right but the
reality is you can't
even measure it no you don't know when it's up when it's down you just know
what you're doing if you're
making some cool yeah well and and it's so that's so bizarre like to think
about like you said it's just
really humans creating something that other humans with yeah that's exactly
what it is it makes you feel
good that's the most there's something there yeah when you see like when you're
in concert and you see
15 000 people rocking out to your song right like that that has got to be a
crazy feeling yeah it is yeah
well whenever you know you're on the podcast everybody's seeing you whenever
you're kicking
somebody in the face everybody watching there's a there's a feeling there and
it's just like
oh i realized finally i'm not actually just one person yeah i as as like
mithril as it sounds i'm with everybody you were as as in one moment in time
everybody is there
doing the same thing with the same energy the same good intention yes it's it's
it's
magical you know it's weird yeah that's what's what you're doing right you're
tapping into some magic
i'm trying but that's what it is if if you if you think about what kind of alchemy
is involved in
making the right sounds to make people feel different sure because with a great
song man you're giving
a person a drug you know there's a there's a dopamine rush you get goosebumps a
great song will hit you
like you when you're doing that man you're hitting that audience with 15 000
people and they're all
vibing on this thing that you've created like that's kind of magic it's it's
magic and that's
the coolest thing because if you didn't know it existed you would never believe
someone could do it
you're like what are you talking about if there's no music at all imagine a
world with no music right
just animals right never figured out how to make melodies and bars and songs
that you write down
we're just animals right someone told you hey man there's just i'm gonna make
some sounds and people
are gonna lose their shit they're gonna be 15 000 people are gonna go screaming
i always i always think
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