Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1522 - Rob Lowe
Uploaded: 2020-08-07T19:00:07.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1522 - Rob Lowe' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1522 - Rob Lowe' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-07. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1522 - Rob Lowe

oh problem here we go here we are what's up man it's good to be I was just
saying it's good to be in like a proper studio and you're being completely
locked down the entire time completely it's outrageous we're five months in
now I wouldn't have ever thought this it written and it if you just said this
is
what 2020 is gonna have I mean you wouldn't have left the New Year's party
you would have never believed it you know the one how does this happen like
is there a war like what what happens what takes place and it's funny how
easily not easily but like that it's just yeah I know this is what we're
dealing
with I mean I guess everybody one has to adapt so that's the good news I haven't
been going to restaurants at all I've been to probably I've gone out for two
restaurants maybe three times it's have you gone to the ones where they wear
the
mask and then the shield over their face as well yeah it's okay gonna do
welding
in the kitchen it's so strange it's but it's better than nothing so you just
sort
of adapt I know I mean who knows when it'll I mean at least some people feel
like they're going back to work I mean I think we're gonna go back on my show
on
9-1-1 Lone Star pre-production in on the 17th now how will they do that well
that's the thing is that's a big show I mean it's it's not you know a game show
it's like you know it's adventures and rescues and pyrotechnics and stunt
people
it's just huge in scope so it really is the thing if we can pull that off that'll
off that'll be that'll be good but I think the plan is well one thing that's
interesting is just how you run a set is going to change they tell me so you'll
come in in the morning everybody will get tested and then everybody's
segregated so
you go to the set and the director and the actors will rehearse that's it
nobody
else there then they leave have to leave and then the lighting crew will come
in
and they light alone just the lighting crew and then they leave and then the
sort of you know the the all the production teams get their moment to do
what they need to do but they're doing it alone well they have a test now that
the
White House is using and it takes 20 minutes it's an actual test you go there
so you could find instantaneously see what we're doing one here the one that
you
got is an antibody test that takes 10 minutes and it shows active antibodies
which means you've got the disease five six days ago or whatever and your body's
fighting it off it's currently in your system and it also shows another
indicator
whether or not you fought it off a long time ago and then there's the swab the
swab takes 24 to 48 hours depending on the lab and then there's real worry and
concern like are you contagious during that time like if you just got it today
can
you give it to someone today they don't know so until this thing happens with
the
White House the 20 minute one that they have until that's like nationwide we're
fucked you know we're kind of we're in a weird situation where everybody has to
be
really careful yeah and you know it's funny I it's funny I have no issue
wearing
masks I don't really get that that that thing that people I mean I get the free
the end the freedom it's definitely better than not going out yeah and listen
I mean I feel way safer wearing it way safer and you know celebrities should be
thrilled to wear masks yeah right I mean you know listen now Leonardo DiCaprio
can go out completely you know with even better disguises you'd be amazed at
how
much people recognize you though even with a mask on especially as soon as you
start talking they'll they'll recognize you in particular for you your voice
everybody knows your voice so you can't get in an elevator you know but I'm a
fan
of the bandana I like feeling like a bandit but doesn't all the bad shit come
underneath the bandana I don't think you're gonna be sealed at the bottom a
bandana I do not think is for you I think it's no other people and then the
droplets if you're getting droplets I don't think you're swooping them under I
think you are breathing it through what am I a doctor I know you're sounding
good
you're like you know you're the Fauci of of the ring thank you the Fauci of the
octagon I don't have one of those n95 masks though I have hundreds of them do
you hundreds are they the best you know I'll tell you what they are they're the
hardest to breathe in like they are the ones that when you put on your you
definitely know notice that you're sucking wind mmm but um yeah my wife was all
over that like if there's anything to be bought on Amazon at any time for any
excuse she's the fucking maven so she's the minute this happens you bought
every
m95 mask stockpile click it's very addictive it is it's like maybe I do need 50
boxes of toothpaste it's right there it's right there why wouldn't I do it I'll
find a place to put it I'll take that yeah so when your show comes back people
will still be allowed to go home though and go places yeah I haven't heard any
talk of
of you know sort of quarantining or 14 day I haven't heard any of that stuff
although I have friends who have gone to Europe to do big movies and they've
had
to do that yeah I've heard that like they keep you in a hotel you can't leave
the
hotel everybody who works in the the thing has to only hang out with everybody
that's on the project here's what I understand so the the NBA is doing the
bubble thing right where they all live like in like like a cot like a commune
right
glorified you know Disney-esque commune right but the NFL isn't gonna do it
apparently yeah it's too hard to get the hose in there I was thinking you know
chicken wing it's hard to you when you want those chicken wings you've got to
go
out to get them yes what are you gonna do yeah you gotta whatever you want if
you
need something what you're gonna do are you are you a fan of the of the
baseball with
the crowd noise I've been crowd noise no I'm not a fan of fake noise I I hate
that
some cars do that you know some cars with turbocharged engines they they they
put fake
engine noise through the speakers oh Jesus exactly I never knew that I'm so
all my illusions are shattered I think BMW does it yeah I'm sorry to say yeah
are
the speakers on the outside of the car are they on the inside it's through the
stereo speakers even if the speakers turned off yeah it's an option that you
have to turn off you have to go into the settings and turn off see if you can
find that oh no yeah I have a BMW I know outside it's like it's enhanced sound
maybe
it's not for your model I'm pretty sure they do it for the m4 though yeah it's
one of the primary complaints of legitimate automo journalists the the real
automobile enthusiasts hate it we of course they fucking hate it this is this
is
like you told me that Santa Claus doesn't exist it's not necessary either like
I
have a Tesla and it doesn't make any sound it's still awesome yeah oh that
thing
is that is the only problem with the Tesla is I feel like I'm every television
development executive right when I when I you know I mean it's it's the it's
like
what the Armani suit was in the 80s yeah it means I'm in show business yeah it's
a
it's definitely a signal you're letting everybody know you're you're also
really
concerned about the environment you're a really good person but you but the
other
side of is you also have one of the most badass pieces of equipment would it
kill
them though to do a luxurious interior would kill them well there's that what
is
that about that's a good question I think it's just first of all it's an
American-made company like everything's made here and I think that scaling
everything up and it's been a real problem it's been a real problem meeting
the demand and I think they just kind of came out with like a reasonable
interior
and put it together but there's a company called what is that company called
again they make they make a car called the apex they essentially they're right
next to the Tesla factory and they'll in California and they'll take your Tesla
they bring it over there and they soup it up they put a wider track they widen
the
fenders they put a better suspension that's it right there S apex so they
take it and they completely redo she's yeah carbon fiber there's an interior
that's a that's a car interior I love that you love cars one of my favorite
subjects I mean I love them and I know nothing about them it's like I also kind
of like watches but I don't know any like I just know what I like like the
movements dorks yeah is it the h65 movement is the bezel infused with whatever
the fuck I'm thrilled I know the word bezel what's the name of the company
again
unplugged performance so they'll they'll do anything in the interior you want
you
know they'll do so diamond stitch leather they'll do carbon fiber replace all
the
plastic with carbon fiber yeah you're a car guy I was impressed with the car
collection yeah were you ever tempted to get one of those tricked out escalate
the factories right around the corner from here where they the escalator is
like a living room like I went in there and saw the one they were making for
Tom
Brady and it was it's like the interior of a of a private plane but in an
escalate okay so they do they got it and then just redo it like some very swank
yeah it's like a living it's literally a living room what I've been looking at
lately is earth Roamers do you know what an earth Roamer is an earth Roamer yes
I
have been I've been an apocalypse guy for quite a while so you're you're in
your
all your glory I have a sure I told you so a moment well not necessarily I'm
not
like a prepper or anything like that but I'm like if the shit what's the
difference between a prepper I don't have enough food okay what do I have a
free
I have freezers filled with elk meat and stuff like that so I kind of have
enough food but the power goes out I'm kind of fucked that's an earth Roamer
those
motherfuckers you can live in and they can drive like a thousand miles plus
yeah
and they do the interior well there's different scales but some of them go up
to like 1.5 million dollars and the interiors insanity an earth Roamer yeah I'm
earth Roamer okay I'm taking notes I'm literally taking notes you can go
anywhere with these they also have an air suspension that will automatically
level
your vehicle so like say if you're on some fucked up like kind of terrain that's
not level it'll level it out so you can sleep well the interior is like the
interior of a really nice tour bus televisions satellite radio audio internet
who makes I mean it's companies it's literally just earth Roamer they make the
whole thing they start the base is a very large Ford pickup truck they take
like a
huge diesel pickup truck and then they put this insane cabin in the back of it
and
there's a bunch of different levels that they do it you know you have like a
reasonable level for like one person yeah like camping and then you could
literally bring your whole family and you're living like you're in a private
jet Wow and it can drive over everything that's the other thing it's like a
legitimate off-road vehicle you go over a fucking mountain and that thing well
you know in Santa Barbara where I live we had these terrible fires and floods
and mudslides - yeah the mudslides killed 23 people I knew someone who died me
yeah yeah
and as did I crazy crazy and in her house yeah the people see imagine you go to
sleep at night you know that there's gonna be rain whatever and you go to sleep
at
night and next thing you know your house is obliterated yeah instantly the
sheriffs came to us to tell us what you know about different evacuate
evacuation
zones and I said and I know all these guys really was just level with me what's
what's like the worst thing that's gonna happen like the absolute doomsday
scenario you guys are worried about and they're like well we're worried about
the
entire mountain going all the way to the freeway great thanks for sharing we're
gonna be 